FabGuys.com forum: What do you hate getting asked?

By *erry_bottom OP Man
8 weeks ago

Derry

Here is a few i dont like

What are you into?

What are you upto?

What you wearing?

Just same old shite but different people asking. I just ignore them. Its the reason i hate small talk. Just tell me your cock size and when your free to meet up. That's all i wana talk about. Short and sweet and to the point

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By *enjamin2018Man
8 weeks ago

Gosfield

I often get asked what I do for a living , as if that has any relevance to being on fabguys.

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By *ewBrumBiMan
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

How are you?

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By *lackbootzMan
8 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

"Here is a few i dont like

What are you into?

What are you upto?

What you wearing?

Mine are immediately being asked:

How big’s your cock?

When are you free to meet up?

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By *atexsub2002Man
8 weeks ago

suffolk coastal area near Woodbridge

A few of mine

Hi,

Hello,

Meet?

Suck me,

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By *anw33Man
8 weeks ago

liverpool

Can I call you Daddy - no, you fucking can't

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

Any one word message gets a bloxk from me

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By *ustOneBearMan
8 weeks ago

Neath

It’s only men married to women who ask this. Asking if they can use my home to have sex in and if the other person finds me attractive, they will kindly permit me to join in.

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By *ature164Man
8 weeks ago

Watford

So you have pics when their profile is blank

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By *ivid AppleMan
8 weeks ago

Fakenham/Holt

I get "why do you have long hair?".

For you to pull on, idiot!

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By *ate500TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Newcastle/Durham

Are you dressed now?

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By *dstefiMan
8 weeks ago

Solihull

Do you want me to eat your shit?

Seriously, about four times in the last month. Welcome to my block list!

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By *arina.TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Hull

Can you meet today?.

No todays meet was arranged weeks ago.

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By *usan 749ukTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Bangor

What are you wearing now

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By *suckufuck86Man
8 weeks ago

Belfast

Can you accommodate or do you drive would get asked a lot - I tend to visit saunas for fun nowadays

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By *ldmanMan
8 weeks ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

Pics

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By *exboroughGuyMan
8 weeks ago

Mexborough

"How's you?"

Bollocks to that. Just let me know whether you can come round and ram your cock in my arse.

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By *rownriverMan
8 weeks ago

Crawley

Have you got a face picture

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By *tar33Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"I often get asked what I do for a living , as if that has any relevance to being on fabguys."

You're correct, it most cases it has no relevance however I would consider it as small-talk, an ice breaker or just polite conversation. Do you struggle having conversations with people?

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By *tar33Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Can you meet today?.

No todays meet was arranged weeks ago. "

It seems a perfectly reasonable question to me.

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By *eefandfurMan
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

All of the things that are already shown on my profile. FFS read.

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
8 weeks ago

Bargoed

I've always wanted sex with an amputee.

Instant block, im not a freak show

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By *moothsub-SwitchMan
8 weeks ago

St Austell

Amongst of things I hate being asked if I'll fuck a older guy with a hairy arse. My profile clearly answers this! 🙄

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By *ickSeekerMan
8 weeks ago

Canterbury

'Any more pics?'

🥱

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By *ocbigMan
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Can I call you Daddy - no, you fucking can't"

This

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By *astenotimeMan
8 weeks ago

Gedling

Do you know any old guys that can join us?

No, I bloody dont

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By *dsallyTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Sheffield

2 questions i hate

are you really that old (well yes i am)

when was the last time you had sex (why do you need to know)

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By *uck me in KentMan
8 weeks ago

Medway

What are you into?

Read my profile FFS

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By *uck me in KentMan
8 weeks ago

Medway

"Can you meet today?.

No todays meet was arranged weeks ago.

It seems a perfectly reasonable question to me."

Not if your profile says that meeting at the drop of a hat is out of the question

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By *ldderMan
8 weeks ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks. Lymington spar

My profile clearly says I'm a bottom only then someone says would you fuck them lol

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By *uck me in KentMan
8 weeks ago

Medway

Can you accommodate

Again read my profile

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By *norguyMan
8 weeks ago

W Norfolk/N Cambs

what u into ( it's on the profile, you lazy cunt)

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By *heo6SGMan
8 weeks ago

Lincs

I feel your pain

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By *lbino1951Man
8 weeks ago

Southampton

Hi!

Then after a few chats, "can you lend me money" either for travelling or paying for items etc.,

Do you smoke, as my profile says no.

Can't see their profiles, when they can looked mine

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By *ibrum2025Man
8 weeks ago

round the corner

If I’m ok 🤷‍♂️

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By *ice WankerMan
8 weeks ago

Lancs

What you looking for?

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By *andy XXXMan
8 weeks ago

Staveley

What?

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By *oodsman2Man
8 weeks ago

Galashiels

If the panties I'm wearing are my wife's

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By *isexual57Man
8 weeks ago

Staffs

“What you into” gets a can you read from me, it’s so lazy

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By *os001Man
8 weeks ago

Oxford

Generally, anything they ask, that they could have read from my profile if they had bothered to read it.

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By *iscretiongivenMan
8 weeks ago

If in your search - close enough ;)

What are you into, come on it is on the profile.

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By *igballs4u2tugMan
8 weeks ago

South Cheshire

Do I do cam? Shows they do not read profiles. Do I wear panties? Again, no.

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By *ndy61hMan
8 weeks ago

Plymouth

I'm just feel happy if anyone chooses to contact me, you can always expand the talk, and if it's not for you, just tell them, they won't waste their time next time they see you on.

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By *upertedMan
8 weeks ago

Nelson

I usually find if they're asking those questions they just want a bit of online titillation as they have their dick in their hand.

The ones I like the most include:

Do you take it up the arse?

I'm passing, what's your address?

You swallow?

I take every message with a punch of salt but do enjoy some regular fun.

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By *ibrianbottomMan
8 weeks ago

Coleraine

Got any more pics? But they don't want to send.

And then the ones that show that they haven't looked at profile.

Can you accom? Normally after getting horny. No I can't and they either have on profile they can or it's blank - and suddenly they can't.

How about car meet? No thanks I like my comfort when getting ploughed. At very least bent over a sofa.

Bareback? In hookups, no thanks, looking out for myself. Even if I've meet guy before, no thanks, I don't know where he's been in between.

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By *arti G xTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Chandlers Ford

Hi= deleted

What you into/looking for= it's on profile

Are you dressed= no at work & it's on profile that can do evening/weekends, which is when alot can't

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By *ubtitsMan
8 weeks ago

hyde

How are you

Are you OK

But as a sub I just accept it.

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By *ackernestMan
8 weeks ago

Chatteris

Do you accom

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By *ornybisubslutMan
8 weeks ago

Coventry

What are you into?

Do I give a comprehensive list or a vague overview. I never know what to say.

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By *igballs4u2tugMan
8 weeks ago

South Cheshire

Wanna meet? when they are 200 miles away!

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By *opcock58Man
8 weeks ago

Helston

First message. Hi how are you?

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By *atchmo_Jizz!Man
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Text speak is creeping back into messages, with “WUU2” being particularly annoying.

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By *hyna HutchMan
8 weeks ago

valleys

"Do you want me to eat your shit?

Seriously, about four times in the last month. Welcome to my block list!"

Well, my toilet is broke at the moment, so that would be amazing, thanks. 😂😂😂

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By *DPDRTMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol

The question - what you into. If they bothered to read my profile they'd know the answer. Bet a lot of blokes get asked this.

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By *ottomguy89Man
8 weeks ago

Wexford

Everything that my profile already answers tbh

I don’t mind general conversation but when there’s no intro and straight to asking the complete opposite of my likes that’s in my profile I don’t even entertain it

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By *trongbumMan
8 weeks ago

Norwich

Can I fuck your Mrs? can I see pics of your Mrs?

Wrong site for that kind of thing

As for How r u? Type stuff, I believe in giving most people a chance till only respond with the energy they put in, “How r u?” Begets “Good you?”

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By *ibeariusMan
8 weeks ago

Greenock

Top or bottom

You host

You married

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By *ndsotobedMan
8 weeks ago

Towcester

I try not to get annoyed with guys blundering about. Many lack any real level of education; so I’m forgiving.

They’ve displayed an interest in me, and don’t need to be an Einstein to give me a good time in bed!

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By *0yguyMan
8 weeks ago

Cumbria

“Are you married?”

Mind your own F-ing business.

It’s on my profile anyway, so why ask?

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By *trongbumMan
8 weeks ago

Norwich

"I try not to get annoyed with guys blundering about. Many lack any real level of education; so I’m forgiving.

They’ve displayed an interest in me, and don’t need to be an Einstein to give me a good time in bed!"

Yeah I get that communication doesn’t equal ability in bed so I try to be as well. But yes, at least read the profile

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By *excessMan
8 weeks ago

Sleaford

Anything that can be answered by reading my profile.

I don't produce a profile for my benefit, it's information so that a guy can make a considered decision whether we're compatible.

It's actually a good filter for guys I wouldnt want to meet, as their clearly not interested in my preferences and likely to be shite in bed☺️

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

When people insist on asking for my number. Like, I have to tell them no like 20 times before they get it 🙄😒😉😊

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By *bs4dMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

I always ask a guy if he’s read my profile and likes what I’m offering.

I had a guy the other day say, “Duh that’s why I’m messaging you!” and I had to tell him that the vast majority of guys who message me haven’t read my profile.

And then a high number of guys who HAVE read my profile then ask questions asking if they can do what I specifically say I don’t want to do.

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By *lfamanMan
8 weeks ago

hastings

“Have you got any mates who want to join?”

Who am I? Your pimp ffs?

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By *aturebarneyMan
8 weeks ago

Sale

Does your wife join in.

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By *tephanieSnowTVTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Rotherham

Meet now?

From someone 240miles away at 3am

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By *ishop666Man
8 weeks ago

ls19

Know that

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
8 weeks ago

cockermouth

Where you from

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By *utcock61Man
8 weeks ago

glasgow

Can you do me a favour.

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By *rSmedleyMan
8 weeks ago

Telford

Meet now (at like 1am)

Come pick me up

What porn are you watching

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By *usan jonesTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

What are you wearing

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By *elticxxxMan
8 weeks ago

SW Wales

How big is it

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By *64driverMan
8 weeks ago

Acomb York

Can I see your wife and daughter nickers

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By *ojanglesMan
8 weeks ago

mk41

What would you do to me lol

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By *tephanieSnowTVTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Rotherham

Will you be my mummy and teach me how to be a slut?

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By *exualCumeleonMan
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

How big is your cock?

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By *ennthebigMan
8 weeks ago

Erdington

How am I?

What am I doing?

Where do I work?

I don’t actually care so don’t ask them myself

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

‘Do you accommodate’ especially when it’s first questioned without even chatting!!

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By *atyTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Wisbech

Yeah, and when you ask for a pic, they either go offline or say no

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By *ust4inchesMan
8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

When I am on cam

“Where’s your wife?”

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By *atty70Man
8 weeks ago

port erin

“Is that ok” I hate it just do it.

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By *ust4inchesMan
8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Literally just been asked

“Chat on Teleguard?”

My profile says “I don’t have Teleguard “

Fucking moron

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By *orcsmatMan
8 weeks ago

Kidderminster

What are you into?

First thing that popped into my mind when I saw this.

It means they've not read my profile.

Lots don't like "Suck my cock". That's what I do and I'm always willing to oblige.

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By *erscumdumpMan
8 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

Any personal questions early such as "do you live alone", "are you single" and "what job do you do". Erm, fuck off.

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By *cunnySucker69Man
8 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Can you accommodate - Read the profile

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
8 weeks ago

Bargoed

Where do you live?......

Anything that's really obvious as its on my profile, my reply is, "Hang on let me read my profile and I'll check"

Give them a few minutes to read my reply before I block them.

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By *igballs4u2tugMan
1 week ago

South Cheshire

Can you send me full frontal or any other pic when they have none on their own profile.

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By *oxymusicMan
1 week ago

Cowbridge

When as a cab driver for a while years ago.

“Been busy drive?”

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By *alpalMan
1 week ago

Scartho, Grimsby

Whose panties? They're all mine, best ebay quality!

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By *obnobbonMan
1 week ago

conwy

What Kinks

Come and find out

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By *aid2TV/TS
1 week ago

Swindon

I hate getting asked anything that could be answered by reading my profile. I stopped replying in the end, I just instantly block them now.

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By *eicester-lukeMan
1 week ago

leicester

I hate being asked about my gf what she looks like and can i send a pic of her. Im on here to have fun with older guys not to talk about her

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By *i_guy_WBayMan
1 week ago

Whitley Bay

Can you accom?

Can you meet me now?

Both are answered on my profile another pet peeve is

Will you top me?

My profile clearly says I’m bottom, not even vers it says bottom so what are the odds???

Recently I’m also getting a lot of people asking me to send them videos on WhatsApp/Teleguard/Telegram… when I point out I’ve got plenty of videos on my profile they say they aren’t site supporters so can’t see them. That’s not my problem, site support is cheap and there are several payment options that don’t scream “gay sex site” so there’s no excuse.

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By *aulBiBottomMan
1 week ago

nr Longbridge

As my profile says bottom, the amount of guys ask if I'll top them

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By *ydia HTV/TS
1 week ago

Ashton Under lyne

The 3 I get asked very often

"Passing through your area, meet now?"

"Can I suck you off?"

"Can I breed you?"

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By *atchmo_Jizz!Man
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

"The 3 I get asked very often

"Passing through your area, meet now?"

"Can I suck you off?"

"Can I breed you?"

And they say that romance is dead!

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By *moothOlderMan
1 week ago

LEEDS

Hru

Wyu2

Arrrgghhh!!!

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By *ibrum2025Man
1 week ago

round the corner

You ok

How big is it

What you up to 🤬

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By *uck me in KentMan
1 week ago

Medway

2am ... Can you meet now

Anytime can you meet now

40 miles away... Can you meet now

Please read my profile

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By *lan82Man
1 week ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

What I hate getting asked?

“Can I have a bag”

What did you do with the last one?

No, you can’t.

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By *opmaster62Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh

Hey

What u into

Cam?

Hi daddy

Sub here

It goes on and on...

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By *irtyfacesMan
1 week ago

near

Do you swallow

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By *lasgowlatexMan
1 week ago

Glasgow

“Do you accommodate?”

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By *SA sucker DD9Man
1 week ago

Cumnock

To be honest I don't have any pet peeves in this area. But even here we see many different preferences so exactly how is a stranger supposed to know what bothers or intrigues a given individual? I mean I am perfectly happy to discuss German philosophy or 19th century opera but it's a bit weird to lead with that when I am basically just looking to suck off a decently clean guy.

I could lead with "how big is it" I guess but most profiles already show that anyway and frankly I don't really care. Had plenty of fun with under 3 to over 9.

So basically I usually stick to the generic "how are you today" and follow up with asking what they are looking for (many profiles are not that specific) and take it from there. I try to make my profile etc obvious enough with what I want, but even then I don't mind if people start asking for other stuff. Easy enough in a conversation basically intended to arrange hookups to talk about what we expect from one surely? Guys are usually talking to a few potential meets anyway so I don't really expect them to have an eidetic recall of mine. Personally I just want honest responses. Even if it is "nope you are not what I want", I prefer that to wasted chat or silence.

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By *amplighter1Man
1 week ago

ryde

Can you meet NOW

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By *heff24Man
1 week ago

Sheffield

When the first message says "face pics?" without any other sort of introduction. Even more annoying when it comes from someone who can't even be arsed to put any sort of picture on their profile.

Give me something to at least grab my attention, even if it's just a cock picture

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By *anDadBodMan
1 week ago

Speke

u ok

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By *oreskinlpoolMan
1 week ago

What you into?

How big your cock...

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By *ubtitsMan
1 week ago

hyde

Can I suck your cock

Can I wank you

Says on my profile dont want either.

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By *limwhitedukeMan
1 week ago

Formby

Maybe I'm oversensitive , but my profile shows ive had surgery and , as a result, don't shoot cumm..number of guys asking me if I will spunk over them, or do I still shoot a big load..

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By *CMajorMan
1 week ago

Lichfield

"So you have pics when their profile is blank "

Yup. That is annoying.

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By *ikepetersMan
1 week ago

yeovil

What are u into..

It says in my profile. Like to chat about how I cum differently as well

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By *avina1953TV/TS
1 week ago

tonbridge

How tall are you, what's the weather like up there, b.f.g., told I'm 6"7, when only 6*5 , very irritating

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By *achaelHTV/TS
1 week ago

Bosworth

Can't you accom if not where can we meet??

You contacted me!

Its on my profile

You tell me!

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By *eginer96Man
1 week ago

Kildare, Naas, Newbridge

When they ask:

What are you in to?

Can you accom?

Everything it's in profile, feels like they don't read.

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By *excessMan
1 week ago

Sleaford

Do you accom

Where are you

What you into.

Do you do TG WhatsApp

Can we meet in my car/ layby

Fuck my pussy daddy/ sir

Every one could be answered with a brief profile read.

I don't answer any more

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By *astDevonGuyMan
1 week ago

Seaton

Is that it ?

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By *moothone2070Man
1 week ago

Telford

Can you pick me up.

They only lives miles away from me

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By *arriedandeasygoingMan
1 week ago

Donegal

mmmmmmmm

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By *olarMan
1 week ago

woking

Can I see your other pics/vids

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By *ishop666Man
1 week ago

ls19

Yes absolutely anything others

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By *couseJay123Man
1 week ago

Liverpool

Hate being asked questions when their answers is on my profile cause most dont bother to read

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By *lug and playMan
1 week ago

virginia water

If i can accomodate , ( which i cant) its the most frustrating thing for me beong here.

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By *aynie-MarieTV/TS
1 week ago

Reigate

I hate being asked about short notice meets or now. Also anything that’s on my profile. I wish people would actually stop and read for just two seconds

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By *DC2000Man
1 week ago

Coningsby

"I hate being asked about short notice meets or now. Also anything that’s on my profile. I wish people would actually stop and read for just two seconds "

This.

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By *atterupMan
1 week ago

rlb

"Do you want me to eat your shit?

Seriously, about four times in the last month. Welcome to my block list!"
dam you beat me to that hill ne! How gross can they get?

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By *_nottslad_xTV/TS
1 week ago

Mansfield

I get a lot of people putting “Mmmmmm”

That’s it. Not sure if they are humming a tune and if i have to guess it

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
1 week ago

Bedford

Are you dressed x

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By *ighway expressMan
1 week ago

Campbeltown

....to do fractions....

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By *rownriverMan
1 week ago

Crawley

"Can I call you Daddy - no, you fucking can't"

Same here

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
1 week ago

Bedford

Are you awake xx

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By *ammiTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Inverness

Being asked to meet at the drop of a hat

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By *weddolMan
1 week ago

Chester

"why are you so awkward?"

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By *poolBiTopMan
1 week ago

Liverpool

"Whereabouts are you?" and variations as the first message - either reply with "You asked you answer first" or "I'm not meeting now"

"Meet" just that, one word, especially late night to early morning - no and one profile asked it multiple times over a number of days even after being told I'm not meeting anyone this late at night for the first time - block list + 1

"What're you up to?" - nothing, including not meet you

"What will we do? / What will you do to me?" - ah, right okay I'm providing you with fantasy wank material eh

"Can I suck your cock?", yes you can but doesn't mean you're going to

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By *ajkumarkapoorMan
1 week ago

London

I dont mind any questions asked.

Answering them are not compulsory.

Good thing is you get to know the person who asked questions much better like what he is thinking, his intellect, cognition, values, perception, critical analytical skills, reasoning etc.

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By *earlyrichTV/TS
1 week ago

Somewhere in time

"What are you thinking about?"

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By *ave1976XXXMan
1 week ago

Newmarket

I don’t mind being asked any questions tbf.

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
1 week ago

Bargoed

Can we meet, I've always wanted sex with an amputee.

Nope, im not a freak show.

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By *wej1Man
1 week ago

Grantham

How are you

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By *MB9Man
1 week ago

Northampton

"Can we meet, I've always wanted sex with an amputee.

Nope, im not a freak show."

👆👆👆👆👆👆 snap

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By *uriohornMan
1 week ago

Kettering

If Bobs train travels at 65mph and he's just left Clitheroe now, travelling to Glasgow Central, what time should his aunty mary stick the kettle on and will he be in time to grab a black puddin supper before the chippy shuts?

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By *hong loverTV/TS
1 week ago

Wilton near Malton

Are you free now?

What you into ?

Does your wife know

Are you dressed

And not forgetting

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
1 week ago

Bargoed

"Can we meet, I've always wanted sex with an amputee.

Nope, im not a freak show.

👆👆👆👆👆👆 snap "

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By *DAnnetteTV/TS
1 week ago

Enstone

"Are you free now?

What you into ?

Does your wife know

Are you dressed

And not forgetting

Hi"

All of the above blocked

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By *rishgigngerMan
1 week ago

Ashford

"If Bobs train travels at 65mph and he's just left Clitheroe now, travelling to Glasgow Central, what time should his aunty mary stick the kettle on and will he be in time to grab a black puddin supper before the chippy shuts? "
what was Bob doing in Clitheroe ? And did auntie Mary take the g out of his puddin ? There’s always been rumours of Mary’s fondness for G

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By *ubslut trishaTV/TS
1 week ago

Glasgow

Being asked " what are you wearing " at 3am in the morning

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By *aged_and_pantiesMan
1 week ago

Sheffield

Being asked if they can come to my home and bend me over from a stranger x

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By *poolBiTopMan
1 week ago

Liverpool

And no one has quipped

I hate being asked

"What do you hate getting asked?"

🙄 Sorry.

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By *uriohornMan
1 week ago

Kettering

"If Bobs train travels at 65mph and he's just left Clitheroe now, travelling to Glasgow Central, what time should his aunty mary stick the kettle on and will he be in time to grab a black puddin supper before the chippy shuts? what was Bob doing in Clitheroe ? And did auntie Mary take the g out of his puddin ? There’s always been rumours of Mary’s fondness for G"

Left his bike there and auld Mary's always been a bit of a girl

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By *llyxxxMan
1 week ago

york

Blank profiles wanting pics

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By *onDMan
1 week ago

Falkirk

Do you take it up the arse..

Well duh..

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By *ubsissyforuMan
1 week ago

nr Bourne lincs

What u into. That's why we do a profile

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By *emboitrainerTV/TS
1 week ago

Washington

"I often get asked what I do for a living , as if that has any relevance to being on fabguys."

I do. Simply because it tells you a little more about the man your chatting to. But I suspect most people that are descrete are doing so because they want to make sure they don't travel in the same circles as you. X

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By *emboitrainerTV/TS
1 week ago

Washington

How are you.

What are you into.

XXXX

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By *licequeenMan
1 week ago

Teddington

People talking to me with a ghost profile (no verifications, no photos)

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By *uietman200Man
1 week ago

West yorkshire

So what's this thread about? I can't be arsed to read through it.

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By *rownriverMan
1 week ago

Crawley

If I’m pregnant

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By *ocbigMan
1 week ago

Birmingham

Everything/anything that fits into the ‘read the profile’ definition.

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By *ust4inchesMan
1 week ago

Shrewsbury

Not so much a question but I get (without any preamble)

“Shame you can’t accommodate”

As if that will suddenly change things 🤦‍♂️

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By *erscumdumpMan
1 week ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

"Not so much a question but I get (without any preamble)

“Shame you can’t accommodate”

As if that will suddenly change things 🤦‍♂️"

On par with "Shame you're so far away".

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By *hy-GuyMan
1 week ago

Glossop

Do you ever top?

Just read the profile (please) 🙂

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By *upertedMan
1 week ago

Nelson

Reading thru a lot of comments here I thinks it's because there is so much rejection in our community.

A short "hi" demonstrates interest. On other apps its a wink woof or poke. On the other hand too, I'd someone sent a long introductory paragraph they'd be ignored too.

It's why our community has gloryholes and dark rooms. A warm hole mouth around or a hand on your dick and the horniness takes over.

Just take it all with a but of salt.

I often just block profiles I have no interest and it prevents a lot of this.

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By *lackbootzMan
1 week ago

Hayes, Middx

"… A short "hi" demonstrates interest... "

A short “hi” mostly demonstrates boredom and a lack of initiative.

It certainly doesn’t suggest enough interest to write anything better.

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By *ature164Man
1 week ago

Watford

Asked for pictures when their profile is blank

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By *airythighs61Man
1 week ago

North Norfolk

" would you breed me " hate that word " breed "

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By *essy CumsMan
1 week ago

Epsom

What are you looking for

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By *arti G xTV/TS
1 week ago

Chandlers Ford

Hi gets deleted

What you into, now reply with it's on profile.

Can you meet now- no am at work.

I don't mind travelling- what from Scotland

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By *elbiMan
1 week ago

telford

Are you married. It says bi-married male on my profile, text speak, and what you doing ?

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By *DAnnetteTV/TS
1 week ago

Enstone

"Everything/anything that fits into the ‘read the profile’ definition."

Amen to that !

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By *ewbie42Man
1 week ago

Loughton

Do you accommodate, when it states I do not.

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By *ssexbearhunterMan
1 week ago

Grays

"Do you know any old guys that can join us?

No, I bloody dont"

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By *ocbigMan
1 week ago

Birmingham

"What are you looking for "

Then get huffy if I reply ‘cock’

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By *wej1Man
1 week ago

Grantham

What i hate bein asked is why is my wife depriving me of sex

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By *ungLewisMan
1 week ago

Exeter/Okehampton ish

'How big is it?'

'Will you fuck my wife?' (when she plainly has no idea he is on here!)

'Breed me' uuurgh

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By *althazar_LSMan
1 week ago

calne

I hate it when people slide into your DM and be like I have no profile picture, I can’t accommodate or travel and I can’t be bothered to even fill out my profile but would you meet me immediately at your place and suck my cock.

I’m just not ready for that level of commitment they are smothering me.

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By *itherMan
1 week ago

Leeds

Anything gets tiresome after the N hundredth time.

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