FabGuys.com forum: What do you hate getting asked?

By *erry_bottom OP Man
1 day ago

Derry

Here is a few i dont like

What are you into?

What are you upto?

What you wearing?

Just same old shite but different people asking. I just ignore them. Its the reason i hate small talk. Just tell me your cock size and when your free to meet up. That's all i wana talk about. Short and sweet and to the point

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By *enjamin2018Man
1 day ago

Cheltenham

I often get asked what I do for a living , as if that has any relevance to being on fabguys.

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By *ewBrumBiMan
1 day ago

Birmingham

How are you?

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By *lackbootzMan
1 day ago

Hayes, Middx

"Here is a few i dont like

What are you into?

What are you upto?

What you wearing?

Mine are immediately being asked:

How big’s your cock?

When are you free to meet up?

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By *atexsub2002Man
1 day ago

suffolk coastal area near Woodbridge

A few of mine

Hi,

Hello,

Meet?

Suck me,

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By *anw33Man
1 day ago

liverpool

Can I call you Daddy - no, you fucking can't

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
1 day ago

Glasgow

Any one word message gets a bloxk from me

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By *ustOneBearMan
1 day ago

Neath

It’s only men married to women who ask this. Asking if they can use my home to have sex in and if the other person finds me attractive, they will kindly permit me to join in.

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By *ature164Man
1 day ago

Watford

So you have pics when their profile is blank

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By *ivid AppleMan
1 day ago

Fakenham/Holt

I get "why do you have long hair?".

For you to pull on, idiot!

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By *ate500TV/TS
1 day ago

Newcastle/Durham

Are you dressed now?

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By *dstefiMan
1 day ago

Solihull

Do you want me to eat your shit?

Seriously, about four times in the last month. Welcome to my block list!

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By *arina.TV/TS
1 day ago

Blackpool, Leeds, Hull

Can you meet today?.

No todays meet was arranged weeks ago.

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By *usan 749ukTV/TS
1 day ago

Bangor

What are you wearing now

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By *suckufuck86Man
1 day ago

Belfast

Can you accommodate or do you drive would get asked a lot - I tend to visit saunas for fun nowadays

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By *ldmanMan
1 day ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

Pics

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By *exboroughGuyMan
1 day ago

Mexborough

"How's you?"

Bollocks to that. Just let me know whether you can come round and ram your cock in my arse.

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By *rownriverMan
1 day ago

Crawley

Have you got a face picture

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By *tar33Man
1 day ago

North London (outer)

"I often get asked what I do for a living , as if that has any relevance to being on fabguys."

You're correct, it most cases it has no relevance however I would consider it as small-talk, an ice breaker or just polite conversation. Do you struggle having conversations with people?

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By *tar33Man
1 day ago

North London (outer)

"Can you meet today?.

No todays meet was arranged weeks ago. "

It seems a perfectly reasonable question to me.

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By *eefandfurMan
1 day ago

Edinburgh

All of the things that are already shown on my profile. FFS read.

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
1 day ago

Bargoed

I've always wanted sex with an amputee.

Instant block, im not a freak show

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By *moothsub-SwitchMan
1 day ago

St Austell

Amongst of things I hate being asked if I'll fuck a older guy with a hairy arse. My profile clearly answers this! 🙄

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By *ickSeekerMan
1 day ago

Canterbury

'Any more pics?'

🥱

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By *ocbigMan
24 hours ago

Birmingham

"Can I call you Daddy - no, you fucking can't"

This

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By *irsutemaleMan
24 hours ago

notts

Do you know any old guys that can join us?

No, I bloody dont

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By *dsallyTV/TS
18 hours ago

Sheffield

2 questions i hate

are you really that old (well yes i am)

when was the last time you had sex (why do you need to know)

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By *uck me in KentMan
18 hours ago

Medway

What are you into?

Read my profile FFS

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By *uck me in KentMan
18 hours ago

Medway

"Can you meet today?.

No todays meet was arranged weeks ago.

It seems a perfectly reasonable question to me."

Not if your profile says that meeting at the drop of a hat is out of the question

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By *ldderMan
18 hours ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks Bath

My profile clearly says I'm a bottom only then someone says would you fuck them lol

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By *uck me in KentMan
18 hours ago

Medway

Can you accommodate

Again read my profile

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By *norguyMan
17 hours ago

W Norfolk/N Cambs

what u into ( it's on the profile, you lazy cunt)

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By *heo6SGMan
17 hours ago

Lincs

I feel your pain

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By *lbino1951Man
17 hours ago

Southampton

Hi!

Then after a few chats, "can you lend me money" either for travelling or paying for items etc.,

Do you smoke, as my profile says no.

Can't see their profiles, when they can looked mine

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By *ibrum2025Man
17 hours ago

round the corner

If I’m ok 🤷‍♂️

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By *ice WankerMan
16 hours ago

Lancs

What you looking for?

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By *andy XXXMan
16 hours ago

Staveley

What?

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By *oodsman2Man
14 hours ago

Galashiels

If the panties I'm wearing are my wife's

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By *isexual57Man
14 hours ago

Staffs

“What you into” gets a can you read from me, it’s so lazy

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By *os001Man
14 hours ago

Oxford

Generally, anything they ask, that they could have read from my profile if they had bothered to read it.

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By *iscretiongivenMan
14 hours ago

Cheshire

What are you into, come on it is on the profile.

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By *igballs4u2tugMan
14 hours ago

South Cheshire

Do I do cam? Shows they do not read profiles. Do I wear panties? Again, no.

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By *ndy61hMan
14 hours ago

Plymouth

I'm just feel happy if anyone chooses to contact me, you can always expand the talk, and if it's not for you, just tell them, they won't waste their time next time they see you on.

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By *upertedMan
14 hours ago

Nelson

I usually find if they're asking those questions they just want a bit of online titillation as they have their dick in their hand.

The ones I like the most include:

Do you take it up the arse?

I'm passing, what's your address?

You swallow?

I take every message with a punch of salt but do enjoy some regular fun.

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By *ibrianbottomMan
14 hours ago

Coleraine

Got any more pics? But they don't want to send.

And then the ones that show that they haven't looked at profile.

Can you accom? Normally after getting horny. No I can't and they either have on profile they can or it's blank - and suddenly they can't.

How about car meet? No thanks I like my comfort when getting ploughed. At very least bent over a sofa.

Bareback? In hookups, no thanks, looking out for myself. Even if I've meet guy before, no thanks, I don't know where he's been in between.

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By *arti G xTV/TS
13 hours ago

Chandlers Ford

Hi= deleted

What you into/looking for= it's on profile

Are you dressed= no at work & it's on profile that can do evening/weekends, which is when alot can't

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By *u2usemeMan
13 hours ago

hyde

How are you

Are you OK

But as a sub I just accept it.

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By *ackernestMan
13 hours ago

Chatteris

Do you accom

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By *ornybisubslutMan
13 hours ago

Coventry

What are you into?

Do I give a comprehensive list or a vague overview. I never know what to say.

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By *igballs4u2tugMan
7 hours ago

South Cheshire

Wanna meet? when they are 200 miles away!

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By *opcock58Man
6 hours ago

Helston

First message. Hi how are you?

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By *atchmo_Jizz!Man
6 hours ago

Wolverhampton

Text speak is creeping back into messages, with “WUU2” being particularly annoying.

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By *hyna HutchMan
6 hours ago

valleys

"Do you want me to eat your shit?

Seriously, about four times in the last month. Welcome to my block list!"

Well, my toilet is broke at the moment, so that would be amazing, thanks. 😂😂😂

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By *DPDRTMan
6 hours ago

Bristol

The question - what you into. If they bothered to read my profile they'd know the answer. Bet a lot of blokes get asked this.

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By *ottomguy89Man
6 hours ago

Wexford

Everything that my profile already answers tbh

I don’t mind general conversation but when there’s no intro and straight to asking the complete opposite of my likes that’s in my profile I don’t even entertain it

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By *trongbumMan
5 hours ago

Norwich

Can I fuck your Mrs? can I see pics of your Mrs?

Wrong site for that kind of thing

As for How r u? Type stuff, I believe in giving most people a chance till only respond with the energy they put in, “How r u?” Begets “Good you?”

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By *ibeariusMan
5 hours ago

Greenock

Top or bottom

You host

You married

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By *ndsotobedMan
5 hours ago

Towcester

I try not to get annoyed with guys blundering about. Many lack any real level of education; so I’m forgiving.

They’ve displayed an interest in me, and don’t need to be an Einstein to give me a good time in bed!

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By *0yguyMan
5 hours ago

Cumbria

“Are you married?”

Mind your own F-ing business.

It’s on my profile anyway, so why ask?

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By *trongbumMan
5 hours ago

Norwich

"I try not to get annoyed with guys blundering about. Many lack any real level of education; so I’m forgiving.

They’ve displayed an interest in me, and don’t need to be an Einstein to give me a good time in bed!"

Yeah I get that communication doesn’t equal ability in bed so I try to be as well. But yes, at least read the profile

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By *excessMan
5 hours ago

Sleaford

Anything that can be answered by reading my profile.

I don't produce a profile for my benefit, it's information so that a guy can make a considered decision whether we're compatible.

It's actually a good filter for guys I wouldnt want to meet, as their clearly not interested in my preferences and likely to be shite in bed☺️

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By *licequeen891Man
5 hours ago

Teddington

When people insist on asking for my number. Like, I have to tell them no like 20 times before they get it 🙄😒😉😊

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By *bs4dMan
4 hours ago

Liverpool

I always ask a guy if he’s read my profile and likes what I’m offering.

I had a guy the other day say, “Duh that’s why I’m messaging you!” and I had to tell him that the vast majority of guys who message me haven’t read my profile.

And then a high number of guys who HAVE read my profile then ask questions asking if they can do what I specifically say I don’t want to do.

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By *lfamanMan
4 hours ago

hastings

“Have you got any mates who want to join?”

Who am I? Your pimp ffs?

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By *aturebarneyMan
4 hours ago

Sale

Does your wife join in.

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By *tephanieSnowTVTV/TS
4 hours ago

Rotherham

Meet now?

From someone 240miles away at 3am

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By *ishop666Man
4 hours ago

ls19

Know that

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
4 hours ago

cockermouth

Where you from

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By *utcock61Man
2 hours ago

glasgow

Can you do me a favour.

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By *rSmedleyMan
1 hour ago

Telford

Meet now (at like 1am)

Come pick me up

What porn are you watching

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By *usan jonesTV/TS
1 hour ago

Wolverhampton

What are you wearing

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By *elticxxxMan
50 minutes ago

SW Wales

How big is it

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By *64driverMan
47 minutes ago

York

Can I see your wife and daughter nickers

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By *ojanglesMan
46 minutes ago

mk41

What would you do to me lol

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By *tephanieSnowTVTV/TS
40 minutes ago

Rotherham

Will you be my mummy and teach me how to be a slut?

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By *exualCumeleonMan
36 minutes ago

Birmingham

How big is your cock?

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By *ennthebigMan
30 minutes ago

Erdington

How am I?

What am I doing?

Where do I work?

I don’t actually care so don’t ask them myself

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By *aveyalex85321Man
30 minutes ago

Portsmouth

‘Do you accommodate’ especially when it’s first questioned without even chatting!!

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