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By *urv OP   Man
5 weeks ago

christchurch Dorset

I had loads at school but about three weeks ago I was in a changing room in a swimming pool and was just chatting to this guy could feel my cock growing. Luckily, I turned drowned and put my pants on so the guy couldn’t see anything.

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By *eefandfurMan
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I have a theory that erections in communal showers are contagious. If one guy gets a semi, the others stop trying to suppress their own boners. Have enjoyed a few times when five or six guys were all quite noticeably tumescent.

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By *ewBrumBiMan
5 weeks ago

Birmingham

I've never liked public changing rooms, toilets, swimming pools etc. because I'm worried about being seen undressed or getting an unfortunate stiffy

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By *izzitMan
5 weeks ago

stockport


"I've never liked public changing rooms, toilets, swimming pools etc. because I'm worried about being seen undressed or getting an unfortunate stiffy"

With that ass is everyone else you need to be thinking about!!

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By *udi222Man
5 weeks ago

Harrogate

Many years ago i posed for an artist to earn some cash. Not nude but wearing only underwear. The artist was a woman about 30 years older than me & quite attractive but not interested in me in the slightest but, one day, wearing just some briefs i felt a stirring & couldn't prevent my erection growing to full mast. The more i tried to ignore it the harder my cock got.

The artist was very professional and said nothing until i was leaving when she said "might be an idea to take care of that before you pose". Thought i'd got away with it too.

Took her advice & made sure i had 'taken care of it' before further poses.

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By *erscumdumpMan
5 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

Never be ashamed or embarrassed about a boner. Its totally natural and can be a response to all sorts of stimuli, not just sexual. Be grateful you can get hard!

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By *ildwestheroMan
5 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Used to happen quite often in the communal showers after rugby. All of us stark naked and at close quarters. Cocks shriveled to almost nothing after being out in the cold and rain. That a bit of high spirited tomfoolery would start and guys, who professed to being 100% straight, would start getting semis. Someone would be bound to shout something like 'Backs against the walls boys. Billy's got a boner'. Of course nothing actually happened but I've had to sneak into a toilet cubicle for a wank before now.

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By *nthebuffMan
5 weeks ago

Liskeard


"I have a theory that erections in communal showers are contagious. If one guy gets a semi, the others stop trying to suppress their own boners. Have enjoyed a few times when five or six guys were all quite noticeably tumescent.

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I'd agree with this, have seen it happen many times

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By *oel2020Man
5 weeks ago

brough

Yea does happen we all do

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By *evinmanMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

I was chatting to a straight neighbour i fancied in the dressing room of local swimming pool... I was wearing swimming trunks but couldn't help get a massive boner... he quickly finished the conversation saying, looking and smirking... and I thought you were a small man!

I was so embarrassed!

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By *eefandfurMan
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Used to happen quite often in the communal showers after rugby. All of us stark naked and at close quarters. Cocks shriveled to almost nothing after being out in the cold and rain. That a bit of high spirited tomfoolery would start and guys, who professed to being 100% straight, would start getting semis. Someone would be bound to shout something like 'Backs against the walls boys. Billy's got a boner'. Of course nothing actually happened but I've had to sneak into a toilet cubicle for a wank before now."

The homoerotic camaraderie was always a great part of playing rugby. As I'm a grower (not a show-er) I enjoyed the comments and the surprise from team-mates about how much my cock would grow from cold shrivelled and small. Never felt that I needed to hide it.

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By *asman359Man
5 weeks ago

Nailsea

No hiding place in a communal shower if you did get one

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By *iStretfordMan
5 weeks ago

manchester

I remember getting one in the showers at collage after a football match.

Was no stopping it once it started. Other guys started to laugh then stopped as it got harder. They realised I was bigger than them.

Never be ashamed where ever it happens.

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By *3versMan
5 weeks ago

glasgow


"I had loads at school but about three weeks ago I was in a changing room in a swimming pool and was just chatting to this guy could feel my cock growing. Luckily, I turned drowned and put my pants on so the guy couldn’t see anything."

He must have been shocked when you drowned

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By *upertedMan
5 weeks ago

Nelson

I'll never forget as a teen getting hard in front of all the boys.

One named Ian made a thing about it, but in the instant he drew everyone's attention onto me I lost it and then everyone's asking him why he was looking at my dick! 🍆

I never like him anyway. Hahaha

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By *tnbulgesMan
5 weeks ago

Brighton Elm Grove

Public pool communal showers and changing rooms are the best!! I love to see all shapes and sizes but I am a bit shy of being naked myself.

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Wimbledon


"I have a theory that erections in communal showers are contagious. If one guy gets a semi, the others stop trying to suppress their own boners. Have enjoyed a few times when five or six guys were all quite noticeably tumescent.

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Not sure thats a Theory or a Wish 😉

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By *ridayguyMan
5 weeks ago

Cheshire

mmm, saw a video recently like this.. X

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By *ridayguyMan
5 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Public pool communal showers and changing rooms are the best!! I love to see all shapes and sizes but I am a bit shy of being naked myself."
you have nothing to be afraid of, nice cock fella X

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By *ridayguyMan
5 weeks ago

Cheshire

I always worried about being a shower or a grower but in reality we've all got cocks and they are all different sizes and shapes, let it all hang out X

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By *enayrshMan
5 weeks ago

ayr

Had a few in communal showers

Especially in the forces

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By *unFitFifty888Man
5 weeks ago

various

Put me on a train - happens every single time.

Must be the rocking back and forth motion

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By *ishop666Man
5 weeks ago

ls19

Love a spontaneous eraction

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By *ryan2000Man
5 weeks ago

London colney

Always getting erections ...what ever I do or go ..love it

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By *tnbulgesMan
5 weeks ago

Brighton Elm Grove

I would love to see more erections in every day life lol

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By *shleigh1964TV/TS
5 weeks ago

penzance

I was having a long drawn out play, naked on my sofa when my landlady and neighbour came knocking on the door. I quickly put my pants on but realised I had no underwear to hand and my pants were real baggy so my bones just hung, large n proud and swayed as I walked. Luckily I managed to open the door and keep my lower half covered by the curtain. They must have known what I d been doing as it was such an unnatural and awkward way to answer the door lolol

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By *976BeardedManMan
5 weeks ago

Essex (Epping) / Central London

Heat actually causes me to have instant erections. Walk past the fire and it’s standing north. ALWAYS HAS SINCEDAY 1.

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By *erfieMan
5 weeks ago

mansfield woodhouse

I recall once in sports changing rooms one mentioned a large spot on his arse cheek and promptly leaned forward in front of us so we could have a look.

The guy next to me had a full on erection in seconds

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By *6ukboyMan
5 weeks ago

Eastleigh

Got a boner watching TV with my step-dad. Tried to adjust it but he knew. Super awkward.

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By *irtyfacesMan
5 weeks ago

near

Guy asleep on a sunbed near me had a obvious erecton, couldn't take my eyes off it

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By *ndy61hMan
5 weeks ago

Plymouth

Was for the Labour party.

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
5 weeks ago

North East

In the swimming baths showers only to be told my shorts were see through 🤦🏻

To say I nearly died of embarrassment is a understatement

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By *orkDefenderMan
5 weeks ago

Wakefield

I often read, in here, stories of guys in lycra sporting hard-ons

I'd have thought that, like me when I'm commuting to work/out for a ride, that the restrictive effect of the lycra & consideration of surroundings/bloodflow to the legs preclude any hard-ons?

I've ridden for over 35 years; commuting/racing MTB/CX/road (1991 up to about 2015)

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By *urv OP   Man
4 weeks ago

christchurch Dorset

Thank you

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By *uriousguy18Man
4 weeks ago

Goole

I got an erection when had to be seen by a lovely young female Doctor. She was fine about it and told me not to be embarrassed. Went home and had a fantastic wank thinking about her

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By *igguy1985Man
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Last year went away with a then girlfriend to a hotel that had a spa. Knowing there was going to be plenty of sex i took cialis tablet to keep me going all weekend.

We went for a swim and after it i was in the communal shower and there was mature hot guy there too.

Obviously i was going to check him out and before i knew it i was rock hard and there was no getting rid of it or hiding so just rolled with it 🙈

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By *omyorksMan
4 weeks ago

Nr York

At school we were told if we got an erection in front of matron she'd take a spoon and whack it.

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By *orthernmanMan
4 weeks ago

egremont

Barbers

Changing room and showers at work

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By *irtytrukkaTV/TS
4 weeks ago

barton

In the showers at boarding school

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By *heekyheadMan
4 weeks ago

Yorkshire

In the gym showers

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By *unguy2429Man
4 weeks ago

worthing

Only In hot tub before.

Just did not get out until it went

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By *hris111mcrMan
4 weeks ago

salford

Yes a few years ago when I went to the doctors my doctors are nice not not remotely attractive to me but of course on this occasion the Locum just had to be a gorgeous guy, fucking typical

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By *ellothereabcMan
4 weeks ago

kerry

When younger and a load of us were cramped into the back of a car and a cousin sat on my lap .

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By *ritpopMan
4 weeks ago

newcastle

Used to get them all the time on the bus very difficult to hide too Gay conductor noticed and commented a few times let him touch a few times over my jeans then one day I pulled it out under my coat he was surprised when I let it fall open when he was taking my fare

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By *nalplay7Man
4 weeks ago

PRESTON


"I have a theory that erections in communal showers are contagious. If one guy gets a semi, the others stop trying to suppress their own boners. Have enjoyed a few times when five or six guys were all quite noticeably tumescent.

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Like an Mexican wave!

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By *ub slut SueTV/TS
4 weeks ago

penrith

Kind of hard to hide in a mini dress

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By *ridayguyMan
4 weeks ago

Cheshire

embarrassing erections, we all had them, apparently

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By *ridayguyMan
4 weeks ago

Cheshire


"embarrassing erections, we all had them, apparently "
tuck it it in your belt X

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By *im le2Man
4 weeks ago

aylestone leic

I think it's a compliment if someone gets an erection looking at me.

Isn't that the reason we go to the gym to look better and get looked at. If I see something I like I'm not going to hide it just because I'm naked. Plus this naked guy is standing there chatting to you so if he's not embarrassed why should you.

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By *ranform71Man
4 weeks ago

Hinckley

Never be ashamed of a stiffy. Own it. Swagger with it. Show it off and be proud.

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By *oxy 11Man
4 weeks ago

Doncaster

No one would know if I had an erection my cock is so small

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By *agging4cocksMan
4 weeks ago

near bishop

at my physio appointment

last week had my shorts on having physio on my knee he put pressure on my knee and wow started to get hard the more he pressed and manipulated my knee the harder i got.

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By *omyorksMan
4 weeks ago

Nr York

In my teens I had one while walking in the Valley Gardens in Harrogate. It was not going down so I headed for the toilets. When I got inside I found I wasn't the only one with a stiffie.

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By *tnbulgesMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton Elm Grove

It's easy to be self conscious but we should recognise it's just natural and go with it. I should take my own advice lol! Also, nobody worked hard to get a big dick so just be proud of what you have, it's just genetics.

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By *pankmybottom2Man
3 weeks ago

kettering

When being shaved by a nurse before a minor op ,started off limp but rapidly went to full flag pole.It wasn't because I fancied her as I didn't in the least but the vibration of the shaver and always happens when I shave myself as well.

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By *havvybritneyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

london - near Finsbury park

my most embarassing have been around my sis haha

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By *erscumdumpMan
3 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

I get plenty of boners at inappropriate times but i'm never embarrassed about it. Its normal body function.

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By *ulio69Man
3 weeks ago

Thirsk

Doctors check up!!! Say no more

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By *ovinglife69Man
3 weeks ago

Southampton

Having a massage, sunbathing with my auntie (i was in very skimpy speedos)

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By *orcsmatMan
3 weeks ago

Kidderminster

I'm lying on a sunbed her in Goa. A guy has just sent me a pic of himself in a tight, short skirt. Having problems stopping getting hard.

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By *utcock69Man
3 weeks ago

southend

Whilst dozing on the hotel naturist terrace last summer wearing only my sunglasses I looked down to see that my tumescent cock was standing upright to attention for all to see ,,,

carried on nude sunbathing as I dozed & quite enjoyed the looks I got erect !

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By *attsmith1990xxxMan
3 weeks ago

Plymouth

Family holiday with wife and kids

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By *apnKinkMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield/Sheffield

I’m going for my first intimate waxing on Friday and I’m apprehensive about getting an inappropriate boner. 😳

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By *ornybiCoolMan
3 weeks ago

Abingdon - on- Thames

Aged about 15. In hospital having tonsils and addenoids out.

Really late in life I was the oldest by far. Having pre med injection. Dressed in one of those gowns bun hanging out

I got the most embarrassing hard on. Nurses commented got a limp now. Trying in vain to return to bed. And get it to go down.

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By *ornybiCoolMan
3 weeks ago

Abingdon - on- Thames

Aged about 15. In hospital having tonsils and addenoids out.

Really late in life I was the oldest by far. Having pre med injection. Dressed in one of those gowns bum hanging out

I got the most embarrassing hard on. Nurses commented got a limp now. Trying in vain to return to bed. And get it to go down.

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By *amieW999Man
3 weeks ago

South Yorkshire

Doctors, prostate exam, young fit black male doctor, lots of dirty thoughts = massive hard on

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By *um4usenowMan
3 weeks ago

Wymondham

We were around a naturist pool once when on holiday. Mostly we were middle aged or older but a young and very attractive couple waltzed in mid- morning and found a space. The lad, mid twenties possibly, quickly took his shorts off and laid on his front and stayed there for some while, a couple of hours at least. Nobody was particularly looking at him but it was so obvious that he hadn't moved as his back was becoming red and that drew attention towards him. Everyone then guessed that he was a first timer to naturism and was unable to lay on his back as he would become hard.

Anyway, eventually he did pluck up courage and quickly turned over and laid on his back for all of about ten seconds. Half the pool had noticed and were covertly watching him slowly growing to full length before rolling back over again. After a whispered conversation with his lady friend he quickly wrapped a towel around him, they gathered their belongings and shuffled off with a prominent erection leading the way. You had to feel sorry for him.

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