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By *xtraone OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Gloucester

Or is it sure someone will tell me I'm wrong.

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By *dstefiMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull

Sun's shining and I just had an epic wank. Springy enough for me

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By *awihMan
4 weeks ago

Aldershot


"Or is it sure someone will tell me I'm wrong. "

Not real spring, only meteorological spring. Real spring starts with the vernal equinox which is the 20th March this year.

meteorological spring Is based on 3 calendar months and is just done to make year on year comparisons easier for Weather Forecasters and is a recently introduced concept. Traditional (Astronomical) seasons are based on the equinoxes (spring and autumn - equal length days and nights) and solstices (summer and winter - longest and shortest days of the year).

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Manchester


"Or is it sure someone will tell me I'm wrong.

Not real spring, only meteorological spring. Real spring starts with the vernal equinox which is the 20th March this year.

meteorological spring Is based on 3 calendar months and is just done to make year on year comparisons easier for Weather Forecasters and is a recently introduced concept. Traditional (Astronomical) seasons are based on the equinoxes (spring and autumn - equal length days and nights) and solstices (summer and winter - longest and shortest days of the year)."

Actually that's quite interesting. Every day's a school day, as they say.

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By *awihMan
4 weeks ago

Aldershot


"Or is it sure someone will tell me I'm wrong.

Not real spring, only meteorological spring. Real spring starts with the vernal equinox which is the 20th March this year.

meteorological spring Is based on 3 calendar months and is just done to make year on year comparisons easier for Weather Forecasters and is a recently introduced concept. Traditional (Astronomical) seasons are based on the equinoxes (spring and autumn - equal length days and nights) and solstices (summer and winter - longest and shortest days of the year).

Actually that's quite interesting. Every day's a school day, as they say."

Thanks. If you look at a map of the world or globe, we are all aware of the equator, but there are two other lines of importance, the tropics of cancer and Capricorn. Because of the tilt of the Earth, and our trip round the Sun, the sun appears to move between the two tropics (this is why the seasons in the southern hemisphere are the opposite of those in the northern). Because when the apparent movement of the sun over the equator is the point of either more or less than 12 hours of daylight (Spring or Autumn) it means we get more or less energy from the Sun that affects the weather, and also things like germinating of some seeds in the earth. Gardeners have used this to work out when to plant in “Spring” for centuries. It is also used (along with the full moon) to work out when Easter falls each year - which is something like the First Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring equinox- which is why Easter is not a fixed date.

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Got about a dozen daffodils out in my garden and it's light until nearly 6pm of an evening. Other than that it doesn't feel that much like Spring yet. Get the odd nice day, otherwise still wet and cold.

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By *ottomguy8919Man
4 weeks ago

Thetford

Back to naked walks in the woods again

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By *astDevonGuyMan
4 weeks ago

Seaton

Suns out , sea is calm and glistening and I have a week off 😎🙃

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Back to naked walks in the woods again "

Not yet surely. The sun may be out and its looking a bit Springlike but still bitter cold out there

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By *os001Man
4 weeks ago

Oxford

Popped out to the garden earlier, it feels lovely out there.

Daffodils and hyacinths flowering and blossom in the trees, everything is awakening which is great.

Soon they'll be men blossoming too! 😂

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By *ssexBtm39Man
4 weeks ago

Maldon

I can’t wait for proper spring, when the leaves start covering the trees and bushes again, provides cover in a certain wooded area near me that I like to frequent at certain times of the day 😉

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By *anformeMan
4 weeks ago

notts

Well now, the barnyard is busy, in a regular tizzy

And the obvious reason is because of the season

Ma Nature′s lyrical with her yearly miracle

Spring, spring, spring

All the henfolk are hatchin' while their menfolk are scratchin′

To ensure the survival of each brand-new arrival

Each nest is tweeting, they're all babysittering

Spring, spring, spring

Why, it's a beehive of budding son-and-daughter life

Every family has plans in view

Even down in the brook, the underwater life

Is forever blowin′ bubbles too

Little skylarks are larking, see them all double-parking

Cuddled up or playin′ possum, they're behind ev′ry blossom

Even the bubble-ink is merrily wobble-ink

Spring, spring, spring

In his hole, though the gopher seems a bit of a loafer

The industrious beaver puts it down to spring fever

While there's no antelope who feels that he can′t elope

Spring, spring, spring

Each cocoon has a tenant, so they hung out a pennant

"Don't disturb, please, keep waiting, we′re evacuating

This home's my mama's isle, soon have my own domicile"

Spring, spring, spring

bridge

Even out in Australia, the kangaroos

Lay off butterfat and all French fries

If their offspring are large, it might be dangaroos

Why, they′ve just got to keep them pocket-size

verse

Even though to each rabbit spring is more like a habit

Notwithstanding, the fact is they indulge in the practice

Why, each day is Mother′s Day, the next day some other's day

Spring, spring, spring

To itself, each amoeba softly croons, "Ach, du Lieber"

While the proud little termite feels as large as a worm might

Old Papa Dragonfly is makin′ his wagon fly

It's spring, spring, spring

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By *ottomguy8919Man
4 weeks ago

Thetford


"Back to naked walks in the woods again

Not yet surely. The sun may be out and its looking a bit Springlike but still bitter cold out there"

Thankfully I don't feel the cold too much so I'm normally ok

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By *eefandfurMan
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

The first Grey Sweat-Pants Season of the year.

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By *ral b..Man
4 weeks ago

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Is there a hosepipe ban yet ?

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Is there a hosepipe ban yet ?"

An unofficial one. I mean what nutter is going out into the garden this afternoon, in the freezing cold and heavy rain, to use a hosepipe?

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By *MB9Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton

You just know that some knobhead will get his barbecue out this evening!

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By *airyDivDadMan
4 weeks ago

Whiston


"Or is it sure someone will tell me I'm wrong.

Not real spring, only meteorological spring. Real spring starts with the vernal equinox which is the 20th March this year.

meteorological spring Is based on 3 calendar months and is just done to make year on year comparisons easier for Weather Forecasters and is a recently introduced concept. Traditional (Astronomical) seasons are based on the equinoxes (spring and autumn - equal length days and nights) and solstices (summer and winter - longest and shortest days of the year)."

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