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By * man in spain OP   Man
7 weeks ago

cumbre del sol

Please explain what's so good sell benidorm to me to make me go back I was there the other day and couldn't wait to get out

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By *wej1Man
7 weeks ago

Grantham

If you couldnt wait to get out why do you wanna go back

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By *oxymusicMan
7 weeks ago

Cowbridge

It’s a shit hole, hated the place, Blackpool with sun.

And I love Spain. Would never go back.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
7 weeks ago

wirral

Nothing it is a dump

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By *arina.TV/TS
7 weeks ago

Hull


"Please explain what's so good sell benidorm to me to make me go back I was there the other day and couldn't wait to get out "

The Weather ☀️👌

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By *eefandfurMan
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Good for hook-ups with sexy working class daddy bears. The cheap beer and heat gives them the horn and they're no longer getting any fun from their fat frigid wives. What happens in Benidorm stays in Benidorm.

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By *eepeter4Man
7 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Kenneth and Madge

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By *IPMANMan
7 weeks ago

West London

I went once 3 or 4 years ago. Sadly the accommodation wasn't impressive although it was very central.

The beach and promenade were pleasant enough but I couldn't cope with the "Old Town" at night, the people were horrendous and it wasn't peak season. Never even bothered looking for a gay venue

Would I go back ?? Not if I was paying......

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By *evonboysCouple (MM)
7 weeks ago

south west

Go to Gran Canaria

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By *reenbinMan
7 weeks ago

Portishead

Slightly off topic is ibiza old town still good?

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By *oxymusicMan
7 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"Slightly off topic is ibiza old town still good?"

Haven’t been for years but it was a pretty classy place, at least the establishments I frequented.

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By *reenbinMan
7 weeks ago

Portishead


"Slightly off topic is ibiza old town still good?

Haven’t been for years but it was a pretty classy place, at least the establishments I frequented."

I really enjoyed my time there, but it wS a long time ago. Pulled outside bocadillos which was just a sandwich shop

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By *wansmickMan
7 weeks ago

Belfast

Nothing whatsoever FFS 🥱🥱🥱🥱

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By *ezzadMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

Depends on who and where you’re with. If you don’t want trashy brits stay away from the front ur away from there is a lovely place

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
7 weeks ago

Ludlow

Funniest tv series for a long time

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By *astenotimeMan
7 weeks ago

Gedling

Simple and easy with nice beaches.

Stay on the Poniente side.

Hotels which are good

Villa del mar. And Corona del mar.

The latter has great nightly entertainment.

Bears bar at night.

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By *iganpeerMan
7 weeks ago

Wigan

For all those slagging Benidorm off I would say you have never been. The old town.is very nice with some very nice gay bars and restaurants. The beach is fabulous and very clean.

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By *punk loverMan
7 weeks ago

Dunstable

Never been but people say it’s Blackpool with sun ….. I only ever go to Blackpool for man sex so imagine Benidorm would be the same

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By *oosterladMan
7 weeks ago

ipswich

Gay couple I knew went often. In 1967 it was two beaches and a few fishermen. Since then Party!

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By *astenotimeMan
7 weeks ago

Gedling


"Never been but people say it’s Blackpool with sun ….. I only ever go to Blackpool for man sex so imagine Benidorm would be the same "

Some people can get a thrill

Knitting sweaters and sitting still.

That's okay for some people

Who don't know they're alive.

Some people can thrive and bloom

Living life in the living room.

That's perfect for some people

Of one hundred and five. Etc

😂

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By *oxymusicMan
7 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"For all those slagging Benidorm off I would say you have never been. The old town.is very nice with some very nice gay bars and restaurants. The beach is fabulous and very clean. "

I can’t see how anybody who has never been to Benidorm would say they have, hardly an impressive lie is it?

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By *umsucker84Man
7 weeks ago

Tyne & Wear

Ive been all over the world. A very lucky lad. Thailand USA Canaries Scandanavia Caribbean.

And pound for pound its one of the best places ive ever set foot in.

The beaches, the vibe, the atmosphere, the hotels, the value are superb. It’s cleaner and safer than most british cities imo.

You need to avoid the odd british d*unk in the new town & if you end up mortal & alone you will potentially be targetted by pickpockets but thats easily avoided.

Most of the hate comes from Those who have never been OR those who have only been on a stag do staying in some rotten 2* hovel

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By *omtom99CoolMan
6 weeks ago

Benfleet

Here here

Quite rightly too

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By *ustinaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

cardiff

The last time I went there I was straight! And that was a long time ago.

Actually for an October holiday it wasn't half bad. Went with another couple and enjoyed the weather, the beach, the ten pin bowling and the older part up on the headland.

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By *im le2Man
6 weeks ago

aylestone leic

It's a good tv show shame it ended.

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By *IPMANMan
5 weeks ago

West London

Blackpool..if I go again before I die it will be too soon

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By *ust4inchesMan
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Ive been all over the world. A very lucky lad. Thailand USA Canaries Scandanavia Caribbean.

And pound for pound its one of the best places ive ever set foot in.

The beaches, the vibe, the atmosphere, the hotels, the value are superb. It’s cleaner and safer than most british cities imo.

You need to avoid the odd british d*unk in the new town & if you end up mortal & alone you will potentially be targetted by pickpockets but thats easily avoided.

Most of the hate comes from Those who have never been OR those who have only been on a stag do staying in some rotten 2* hovel"

LOL you have a very narrow view of what is “all over the world”

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By *limSaunaBareMan
5 weeks ago

Peterborough

I've not been in high season but have enjoyed my visits there. I stay on the Poniente side and don't go anywhere near the British pubs and all that crap. The Old Town is lovely and there are loads of gay bars and restaurants. The beaches are fantastic, the weather is good (even in November) and it's cheap. No, I'm not going to live there when I win the lottery but in the meantime it's perfect for a few days of sun and sex.

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By *iganpeerMan
5 weeks ago

Wigan

I totally agree with all you say.

Bf and I love this side of Benidorm. Hopefully back there for Christmas and New Year!

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By *os001Man
5 weeks ago

Oxford

Never been, the look from shows and the news puts me right off, it comes across as chavtastic.

There always looks like there are much nicer places in Spain to relax and explore in.

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By *eedsbearmanMan
5 weeks ago

Leeds


"I've not been in high season but have enjoyed my visits there. I stay on the Poniente side and don't go anywhere near the British pubs and all that crap. The Old Town is lovely and there are loads of gay bars and restaurants. The beaches are fantastic, the weather is good (even in November) and it's cheap. No, I'm not going to live there when I win the lottery but in the meantime it's perfect for a few days of sun and sex."

Completely agree. Like anywhere, if you look you can easily find the quieter parts.

I went last year to do the half marathon, great event, but also went to explore. Some nice hiking, day trip on tram to Alicante, old town is lovely.

Yes a lot of it is brash and loud, but you get that anywhere.

Similar with gran canaria, and off to tenerife soon. Places I thought I'd never want to go, but there is more than sand, sex and booze if you look.

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By *ustme2025Man
5 weeks ago

leyland

Lol, what he said

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By *enjamin2018Man
5 weeks ago

Gosfield

Is it as nice as Bali ?

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By *umsucker84Man
4 weeks ago

Tyne & Wear


"Ive been all over the world. A very lucky lad. Thailand USA Canaries Scandanavia Caribbean.

And pound for pound its one of the best places ive ever set foot in.

The beaches, the vibe, the atmosphere, the hotels, the value are superb. It’s cleaner and safer than most british cities imo.

You need to avoid the odd british d*unk in the new town & if you end up mortal & alone you will potentially be targetted by pickpockets but thats easily avoided.

Most of the hate comes from Those who have never been OR those who have only been on a stag do staying in some rotten 2* hovel

LOL you have a very narrow view of what is “all over the world”"

nice pedantism.

Been way further than most and it’s an absolutely superb place that pound for pound I rate higher than almostnanywhere.

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By *umsucker84Man
4 weeks ago

Tyne & Wear


"Is it as nice as Bali ?"

I went to bali once and there was a funeral pyre in the street 50 feet away an you could actually see and smell the body burning. Culture and all that eh

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By *eedsbearmanMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Well I'm going back to do the half marathon in November but going to use it as a base and travel out. Definitely going to valencia for a day.

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By *ntoniacd40TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Guildford

I think it’s shit but a lot of people don’t

Vive la difference

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
3 weeks ago

cockermouth

Do they still build the sand sculptures on the beach at night??

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By *eedsbearmanMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds


"I think it’s shit but a lot of people don’t

Vive la difference "

Exactly

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By *astenotimeMan
3 weeks ago

Gedling


"Never been, the look from shows and the news puts me right off, it comes across as chavtastic.

There always looks like there are much nicer places in Spain to relax and explore in.

"

The Poniente side is much nicer.

Of course it won't make news as the brash. Noisy unpleasant side of the levante

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By *amie1402Man
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Too many fat d*unken tattooed idiots who think they are entitled to rough the place up.

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By *IPMANMan
3 weeks ago

West London

Its a shithole.... but a shithole with sunshine

Actually it's we British that make it a shithole

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By *ub4daddyukMan
3 weeks ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth


"Good for hook-ups with sexy working class daddy bears"

Off to book tickets!

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By *eedsbearmanMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds


"Good for hook-ups with sexy working class daddy bears

Off to book tickets!"

Ooooo sounds fun

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By *ub4daddyukMan
3 weeks ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth

I'm not sharing..I greedy like that

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By *atman548Man
3 weeks ago

richhill

I went to Benidorm once with friend. Got pickpocketed one night. Can’t say i enjoyed my stay. Doubt id go back unless im desperate

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By *eedsbearmanMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds


"I went to Benidorm once with friend. Got pickpocketed one night. Can’t say i enjoyed my stay. Doubt id go back unless im desperate "

Are you this much fun at parties

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By *ilke500Man
3 weeks ago

edinburgh

I once did a summer season as a holiday rep in that area! About 40 yrs ago. Wild 6 months and never been back since.

Often wondered what it was like now.

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By *uvetdaysMan
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

Absolutely nothing! So many nicer places nearby.

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By *eedsbearmanMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds


"Absolutely nothing! So many nicer places nearby. "

Clap trap

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By *uvetdaysMan
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

lol.. Calpe for one but chavs love benidorm 😉

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By *leaser99Man
3 weeks ago

london

Go to the old town it’s very nice and full of gay men wanting sex

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By *ust4inchesMan
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Ive been all over the world. A very lucky lad. Thailand USA Canaries Scandanavia Caribbean.

And pound for pound its one of the best places ive ever set foot in.

The beaches, the vibe, the atmosphere, the hotels, the value are superb. It’s cleaner and safer than most british cities imo.

You need to avoid the odd british d*unk in the new town & if you end up mortal & alone you will potentially be targetted by pickpockets but thats easily avoided.

Most of the hate comes from Those who have never been OR those who have only been on a stag do staying in some rotten 2* hovel

LOL you have a very narrow view of what is “all over the world”nice pedantism.

Been way further than most and it’s an absolutely superb place that pound for pound I rate higher than almostnanywhere. "

Well you could have just left it at “all over the world” but you tried to impress by naming a few places you can read on a map. Now you claim you have been further than most. Arrogant.

Pound for pound? Depends what level you look for.

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By *tirlingbenMan
3 weeks ago

Stirling

There's something for everyone in Benidorm. If you don't like the Brits abroad and the loud behaviour, stay away from the strip and you'll be fine. As a base for exploring it's great - Denia, Valencia to the North, the mountains and villages to the West, Alicante, Murcia and Cartagena to the south. Personally, I go to Benidorm for the cock and the no fuss fucking.

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By *couseJay123Man
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Flight home

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By *tirlingbenMan
3 weeks ago

Stirling

Going next week and hoping to be shagged well in Bears Bar and Kudos

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By *killedguyMan
3 weeks ago

iw

It honestly depends what you are looking for. I have been many times, I go about 5 times a year. I enjoy the short breaks for cycling during the day and sex at night. I don't really drink, so not there for the booze. Im bi, so I have a much bigger scope for sex I guess.

My perfect partner would be a shemale and while this place is not Bangkok or Pattaya, it's a cheap alternative close to home. There are loads of gorgeous ladies there with that extra suprise.

Far too many d*unk bits etc admittedly and a partner that smells like a distillery is just not my thing, but picking up the locals is just so easy.

The clubs and bars can be fun if you hit the right ones at the right time.

Going back on the 18th for 5 days and looking for fun.

Yes, it's a shithole in spain, yes it's Blackpool with sun, no dont confuse this place as a spanish holiday destination. It's just sex, sea, sand and booze. Nothing more nothing less.

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"I went to Benidorm once with friend. Got pickpocketed one night. Can’t say i enjoyed my stay. Doubt id go back unless im desperate

Are you this much fun at parties "

How does offering an honest critique, and relaying a poor experience of somewhere equate to not being fun at parties? It's such a weird comment to make.

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By *eedsbearmanMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds


"Going next week and hoping to be shagged well in Bears Bar and Kudos "

You go girl

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By *ature164Man
3 weeks ago

Watford

Benidorm was a fantastic place sun sea and sex

Unfortunately last few years it's full of drugs

Not the place it once was

And I'm a Benidorm boy

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By *attp16Man
3 weeks ago

SWANSEA

I'm going in 2 weeks time, so I intend to find out

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By *ivahungMan
3 weeks ago

formby

The cock

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By *ever5512Man
3 weeks ago

beecles

Keeps the riff raff from alicante

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By *amie2018cMan
3 weeks ago

Fens, W Norf

The AP-7

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By *uangshanMan
3 weeks ago

jarrow-fellgate

You travel too far Alicante is better, friendly good shopping, gay sauna at the top of the city is big and well worth a vist, and it’s simply not Benidorm

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By *upertedMan
3 weeks ago

Nelson

I only.kmow.it.frkm the itv show of same name. I also had the nickname Gravy...

If you're not up for a regular family holiday you should seek out a pride or bear event.

I've done Gran Canaria and Sitges Bear Weeks. Someone here mentioned Alicante.

There are good priced flights from Cardiff. Considering a few days there before catching train to Sitges again, just south of Barcelona.

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