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By * man in spain OP   Man
14 weeks ago

cumbre del sol spain

Please explain what's so good sell benidorm to me to make me go back I was there the other day and couldn't wait to get out

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By *wej1Man
14 weeks ago

Grantham

If you couldnt wait to get out why do you wanna go back

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

It’s a shit hole, hated the place, Blackpool with sun.

And I love Spain. Would never go back.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
14 weeks ago

wirral

Nothing it is a dump

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By *arina.TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Hull


"Please explain what's so good sell benidorm to me to make me go back I was there the other day and couldn't wait to get out "

The Weather ☀️👌

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By *eefandfurMan
14 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Good for hook-ups with sexy working class daddy bears. The cheap beer and heat gives them the horn and they're no longer getting any fun from their fat frigid wives. What happens in Benidorm stays in Benidorm.

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By *eepeter4Man
14 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Kenneth and Madge

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By *IPMANMan
14 weeks ago

West London

I went once 3 or 4 years ago. Sadly the accommodation wasn't impressive although it was very central.

The beach and promenade were pleasant enough but I couldn't cope with the "Old Town" at night, the people were horrendous and it wasn't peak season. Never even bothered looking for a gay venue

Would I go back ?? Not if I was paying......

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By *evonboysCouple (MM)
14 weeks ago

south west

Go to Gran Canaria

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By *reenbinMan
14 weeks ago

Portishead

Slightly off topic is ibiza old town still good?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Slightly off topic is ibiza old town still good?"

Haven’t been for years but it was a pretty classy place, at least the establishments I frequented.

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By *reenbinMan
14 weeks ago

Portishead


"Slightly off topic is ibiza old town still good?

Haven’t been for years but it was a pretty classy place, at least the establishments I frequented."

I really enjoyed my time there, but it wS a long time ago. Pulled outside bocadillos which was just a sandwich shop

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By *wansmickMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

Nothing whatsoever FFS 🥱🥱🥱🥱

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By *ezzadMan
14 weeks ago

Benidorm

Depends on who and where you’re with. If you don’t want trashy brits stay away from the front ur away from there is a lovely place

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
14 weeks ago

Ludlow

Funniest tv series for a long time

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By *astenotimeMan
14 weeks ago

here and there

Simple and easy with nice beaches.

Stay on the Poniente side.

Hotels which are good

Villa del mar. And Corona del mar.

The latter has great nightly entertainment.

Bears bar at night.

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By *iganpeerMan
14 weeks ago

Wigan

For all those slagging Benidorm off I would say you have never been. The old town.is very nice with some very nice gay bars and restaurants. The beach is fabulous and very clean.

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By *punk loverMan
14 weeks ago

Dunstable

Never been but people say it’s Blackpool with sun ….. I only ever go to Blackpool for man sex so imagine Benidorm would be the same

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By *oosterladMan
14 weeks ago

ipswich

Gay couple I knew went often. In 1967 it was two beaches and a few fishermen. Since then Party!

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By *astenotimeMan
14 weeks ago

here and there


"Never been but people say it’s Blackpool with sun ….. I only ever go to Blackpool for man sex so imagine Benidorm would be the same "

Some people can get a thrill

Knitting sweaters and sitting still.

That's okay for some people

Who don't know they're alive.

Some people can thrive and bloom

Living life in the living room.

That's perfect for some people

Of one hundred and five. Etc

😂

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"For all those slagging Benidorm off I would say you have never been. The old town.is very nice with some very nice gay bars and restaurants. The beach is fabulous and very clean. "

I can’t see how anybody who has never been to Benidorm would say they have, hardly an impressive lie is it?

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By *umsucker84Man
14 weeks ago

Newcastle

Ive been all over the world. A very lucky lad. Thailand USA Canaries Scandanavia Caribbean.

And pound for pound its one of the best places ive ever set foot in.

The beaches, the vibe, the atmosphere, the hotels, the value are superb. It’s cleaner and safer than most british cities imo.

You need to avoid the odd british d*unk in the new town & if you end up mortal & alone you will potentially be targetted by pickpockets but thats easily avoided.

Most of the hate comes from Those who have never been OR those who have only been on a stag do staying in some rotten 2* hovel

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By *omtom99CoolMan
13 weeks ago

Benfleet

Here here

Quite rightly too

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By *ustinaTV/TS
13 weeks ago

cardiff

The last time I went there I was straight! And that was a long time ago.

Actually for an October holiday it wasn't half bad. Went with another couple and enjoyed the weather, the beach, the ten pin bowling and the older part up on the headland.

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By *im le2Man
13 weeks ago

aylestone leic

It's a good tv show shame it ended.

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By *IPMANMan
12 weeks ago

West London

Blackpool..if I go again before I die it will be too soon

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By *ust4inchesMan
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Ive been all over the world. A very lucky lad. Thailand USA Canaries Scandanavia Caribbean.

And pound for pound its one of the best places ive ever set foot in.

The beaches, the vibe, the atmosphere, the hotels, the value are superb. It’s cleaner and safer than most british cities imo.

You need to avoid the odd british d*unk in the new town & if you end up mortal & alone you will potentially be targetted by pickpockets but thats easily avoided.

Most of the hate comes from Those who have never been OR those who have only been on a stag do staying in some rotten 2* hovel"

LOL you have a very narrow view of what is “all over the world”

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By *limSaunaBareMan
12 weeks ago

Peterborough

I've not been in high season but have enjoyed my visits there. I stay on the Poniente side and don't go anywhere near the British pubs and all that crap. The Old Town is lovely and there are loads of gay bars and restaurants. The beaches are fantastic, the weather is good (even in November) and it's cheap. No, I'm not going to live there when I win the lottery but in the meantime it's perfect for a few days of sun and sex.

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By *iganpeerMan
12 weeks ago

Wigan

I totally agree with all you say.

Bf and I love this side of Benidorm. Hopefully back there for Christmas and New Year!

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By *os001Man
12 weeks ago

Oxford

Never been, the look from shows and the news puts me right off, it comes across as chavtastic.

There always looks like there are much nicer places in Spain to relax and explore in.

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By *eedsbearmanMan
12 weeks ago

Leeds


"I've not been in high season but have enjoyed my visits there. I stay on the Poniente side and don't go anywhere near the British pubs and all that crap. The Old Town is lovely and there are loads of gay bars and restaurants. The beaches are fantastic, the weather is good (even in November) and it's cheap. No, I'm not going to live there when I win the lottery but in the meantime it's perfect for a few days of sun and sex."

Completely agree. Like anywhere, if you look you can easily find the quieter parts.

I went last year to do the half marathon, great event, but also went to explore. Some nice hiking, day trip on tram to Alicante, old town is lovely.

Yes a lot of it is brash and loud, but you get that anywhere.

Similar with gran canaria, and off to tenerife soon. Places I thought I'd never want to go, but there is more than sand, sex and booze if you look.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Lol, what he said

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By *enjamin2018Man
12 weeks ago

Halstead

Is it as nice as Bali ?

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By *umsucker84Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Ive been all over the world. A very lucky lad. Thailand USA Canaries Scandanavia Caribbean.

And pound for pound its one of the best places ive ever set foot in.

The beaches, the vibe, the atmosphere, the hotels, the value are superb. It’s cleaner and safer than most british cities imo.

You need to avoid the odd british d*unk in the new town & if you end up mortal & alone you will potentially be targetted by pickpockets but thats easily avoided.

Most of the hate comes from Those who have never been OR those who have only been on a stag do staying in some rotten 2* hovel

LOL you have a very narrow view of what is “all over the world”"

nice pedantism.

Been way further than most and it’s an absolutely superb place that pound for pound I rate higher than almostnanywhere.

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By *umsucker84Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Is it as nice as Bali ?"

I went to bali once and there was a funeral pyre in the street 50 feet away an you could actually see and smell the body burning. Culture and all that eh

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By *eedsbearmanMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Well I'm going back to do the half marathon in November but going to use it as a base and travel out. Definitely going to valencia for a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I think it’s shit but a lot of people don’t

Vive la difference

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
10 weeks ago

cockermouth

Do they still build the sand sculptures on the beach at night??

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By *eedsbearmanMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds


"I think it’s shit but a lot of people don’t

Vive la difference "

Exactly

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By *astenotimeMan
10 weeks ago

here and there


"Never been, the look from shows and the news puts me right off, it comes across as chavtastic.

There always looks like there are much nicer places in Spain to relax and explore in.

"

The Poniente side is much nicer.

Of course it won't make news as the brash. Noisy unpleasant side of the levante

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By *amie1402Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

Too many fat d*unken tattooed idiots who think they are entitled to rough the place up.

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By *IPMANMan
10 weeks ago

West London

Its a shithole.... but a shithole with sunshine

Actually it's we British that make it a shithole

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By *ub4daddyukMan
10 weeks ago

Warminster


"Good for hook-ups with sexy working class daddy bears"

Off to book tickets!

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By *eedsbearmanMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds


"Good for hook-ups with sexy working class daddy bears

Off to book tickets!"

Ooooo sounds fun

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By *ub4daddyukMan
10 weeks ago

Warminster

I'm not sharing..I greedy like that

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By *atman548Man
10 weeks ago

richhill

I went to Benidorm once with friend. Got pickpocketed one night. Can’t say i enjoyed my stay. Doubt id go back unless im desperate

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By *eedsbearmanMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds


"I went to Benidorm once with friend. Got pickpocketed one night. Can’t say i enjoyed my stay. Doubt id go back unless im desperate "

Are you this much fun at parties

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By *ilke500Man
10 weeks ago

edinburgh

I once did a summer season as a holiday rep in that area! About 40 yrs ago. Wild 6 months and never been back since.

Often wondered what it was like now.

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By *uvetdaysMan
10 weeks ago

Cumbria

Absolutely nothing! So many nicer places nearby.

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By *eedsbearmanMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds


"Absolutely nothing! So many nicer places nearby. "

Clap trap

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By *uvetdaysMan
10 weeks ago

Cumbria

lol.. Calpe for one but chavs love benidorm 😉

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By *leaser99Man
10 weeks ago

london

Go to the old town it’s very nice and full of gay men wanting sex

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By *ust4inchesMan
10 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Ive been all over the world. A very lucky lad. Thailand USA Canaries Scandanavia Caribbean.

And pound for pound its one of the best places ive ever set foot in.

The beaches, the vibe, the atmosphere, the hotels, the value are superb. It’s cleaner and safer than most british cities imo.

You need to avoid the odd british d*unk in the new town & if you end up mortal & alone you will potentially be targetted by pickpockets but thats easily avoided.

Most of the hate comes from Those who have never been OR those who have only been on a stag do staying in some rotten 2* hovel

LOL you have a very narrow view of what is “all over the world”nice pedantism.

Been way further than most and it’s an absolutely superb place that pound for pound I rate higher than almostnanywhere. "

Well you could have just left it at “all over the world” but you tried to impress by naming a few places you can read on a map. Now you claim you have been further than most. Arrogant.

Pound for pound? Depends what level you look for.

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By *tirlingbenMan
10 weeks ago

Stirling

There's something for everyone in Benidorm. If you don't like the Brits abroad and the loud behaviour, stay away from the strip and you'll be fine. As a base for exploring it's great - Denia, Valencia to the North, the mountains and villages to the West, Alicante, Murcia and Cartagena to the south. Personally, I go to Benidorm for the cock and the no fuss fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Flight home

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By *tirlingbenMan
10 weeks ago

Stirling

Going next week and hoping to be shagged well in Bears Bar and Kudos

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By *killedguyMan
10 weeks ago

Coventry and beyond

It honestly depends what you are looking for. I have been many times, I go about 5 times a year. I enjoy the short breaks for cycling during the day and sex at night. I don't really drink, so not there for the booze. Im bi, so I have a much bigger scope for sex I guess.

My perfect partner would be a shemale and while this place is not Bangkok or Pattaya, it's a cheap alternative close to home. There are loads of gorgeous ladies there with that extra suprise.

Far too many d*unk bits etc admittedly and a partner that smells like a distillery is just not my thing, but picking up the locals is just so easy.

The clubs and bars can be fun if you hit the right ones at the right time.

Going back on the 18th for 5 days and looking for fun.

Yes, it's a shithole in spain, yes it's Blackpool with sun, no dont confuse this place as a spanish holiday destination. It's just sex, sea, sand and booze. Nothing more nothing less.

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By *tar33Man
10 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"I went to Benidorm once with friend. Got pickpocketed one night. Can’t say i enjoyed my stay. Doubt id go back unless im desperate

Are you this much fun at parties "

How does offering an honest critique, and relaying a poor experience of somewhere equate to not being fun at parties? It's such a weird comment to make.

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By *eedsbearmanMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds


"Going next week and hoping to be shagged well in Bears Bar and Kudos "

You go girl

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By *ature164Man
10 weeks ago

Watford

Benidorm was a fantastic place sun sea and sex

Unfortunately last few years it's full of drugs

Not the place it once was

And I'm a Benidorm boy

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By *attp16Man
10 weeks ago

SWANSEA

I'm going in 2 weeks time, so I intend to find out

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By *ivahungMan
10 weeks ago

formby

The cock

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By *ever5512Man
10 weeks ago

beecles

Keeps the riff raff from alicante

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By *amie2018cMan
10 weeks ago

N Cambs, W Norf

The AP-7

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By *uangshanMan
10 weeks ago

jarrow-fellgate

You travel too far Alicante is better, friendly good shopping, gay sauna at the top of the city is big and well worth a vist, and it’s simply not Benidorm

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By *upertedMan
10 weeks ago

Walsall

I only.kmow.it.frkm the itv show of same name. I also had the nickname Gravy...

If you're not up for a regular family holiday you should seek out a pride or bear event.

I've done Gran Canaria and Sitges Bear Weeks. Someone here mentioned Alicante.

There are good priced flights from Cardiff. Considering a few days there before catching train to Sitges again, just south of Barcelona.

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By *piraltpMan
4 weeks ago

wetherby

I like Benidorm been a few times it has something for everyone nice bars restaurants beach old town is very different to the newer area full of character and many gay bars etc

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By *effnwbiguyMan
4 weeks ago

bolton

Old town is great no pissheads,no not crowded but a great walk along poniente beach.

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By *excessMan
4 weeks ago

Sleaford

My one visit I was pleasantly surprised

My in laws wintered there so when my FIL died the wife wanted to go.

Really nice hotel, the beach was lovely, and the old town was well worth a visit

We stayed away from the strip, it's just not our scene but yes I'd go back with no worries

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By *ightarse69Man
4 weeks ago

Rushden


"Please explain what's so good sell benidorm to me to make me go back I was there the other day and couldn't wait to get out "

It’s a shithole full of unemployed faked tanned slappers.

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By *ilke500Man
4 weeks ago

edinburgh

I did a summer season in that area about 40 yrs ago as a holiday rep. Had a ball….

Never been back since though. Often wonder how much it has changed.

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By *uriousmarriedguy.Man
4 weeks ago

leeds/bfd

Anyone in Benidorm

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By *ick ZuckerMan
4 weeks ago

sheffield


"Please explain what's so good sell benidorm to me to make me go back I was there the other day and couldn't wait to get out

It’s a shithole full of unemployed faked tanned slappers."

Sounds perfect for a chap like me with cash to splash!

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By *IPMANMan
4 weeks ago

West London

It is what it is, the double width mobility scooter lanes are worth seeing

There are some real pigs there, male and female. Makes you ashamed to be British at times

It's like Skegness on acid only warmer

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By *amjam10Man
4 weeks ago

essex

Not been for a few years loved it . The old town is lovely and the gay bars are very friendly . The beach is amazing . Wouldn’t want to go in high season . I went both times late February to early march and still got a tan . Much preferred Benidorm to Gran Carnaria

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By *umsucker84Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle


"

Well you could have just left it at “all over the world” but you tried to impress by naming a few places you can read on a map. Now you claim you have been further than most. Arrogant.

Pound for pound? Depends what level you look for. "

Calm down love. It’s a fact i’ve been further than most. It’s an absolutely fantastic vibtant and happy fun place. Amazing beaches, restauranfs, bars, entertainment, hotels. Clean. Relatively crime free. Short transfer time, hot all year round, great flight times.

Avoid the strip (1% of Benidorm) from midday Friday until midday Sunday between Feb-Aug and there is zero issue.

Absolutely outstanding place.

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By *ust4inchesMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"

Well you could have just left it at “all over the world” but you tried to impress by naming a few places you can read on a map. Now you claim you have been further than most. Arrogant.

Pound for pound? Depends what level you look for.

Calm down love. It’s a fact i’ve been further than most. It’s an absolutely fantastic vibtant and happy fun place. Amazing beaches, restauranfs, bars, entertainment, hotels. Clean. Relatively crime free. Short transfer time, hot all year round, great flight times.

Avoid the strip (1% of Benidorm) from midday Friday until midday Sunday between Feb-Aug and there is zero issue.

Absolutely outstanding place. "

How do you know it’s a fact? Just arrogance. The fact that you say you have to avoid an area for 2 days says enough to make your claim that it is outstanding sound like utter bollocks. Give your head a wobble.

Everything you refer to is also in Alicante which is way better and you don’t have to avoid anywhere.

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By *umsucker84Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle


"

Well you could have just left it at “all over the world” but you tried to impress by naming a few places you can read on a map. Now you claim you have been further than most. Arrogant.

Pound for pound? Depends what level you look for.

Calm down love. It’s a fact i’ve been further than most. It’s an absolutely fantastic vibtant and happy fun place. Amazing beaches, restauranfs, bars, entertainment, hotels. Clean. Relatively crime free. Short transfer time, hot all year round, great flight times.

Avoid the strip (1% of Benidorm) from midday Friday until midday Sunday between Feb-Aug and there is zero issue.

Absolutely outstanding place.

How do you know it’s a fact? Just arrogance. The fact that you say you have to avoid an area for 2 days says enough to make your claim that it is outstanding sound like utter bollocks. Give your head a wobble.

Everything you refer to is also in Alicante which is way better and you don’t have to avoid anywhere. "

That area is literally 1% of Benidorm. Is there not a single spot of alicante to avoid? Or anywhere for that matter.

I’ll leave Alicante to the miserable old relics

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By *ibblefishMan
2 weeks ago

louthish

Well that went downhill !!

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By *ink69Man
2 weeks ago

Chatham

Last time I went was 40 years ago it was toilet then and still is

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By *astenotimeMan
2 weeks ago

here and there

Poniente side is great

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"

Well you could have just left it at “all over the world” but you tried to impress by naming a few places you can read on a map. Now you claim you have been further than most. Arrogant.

Pound for pound? Depends what level you look for.

Calm down love. It’s a fact i’ve been further than most. It’s an absolutely fantastic vibtant and happy fun place. Amazing beaches, restauranfs, bars, entertainment, hotels. Clean. Relatively crime free. Short transfer time, hot all year round, great flight times.

Avoid the strip (1% of Benidorm) from midday Friday until midday Sunday between Feb-Aug and there is zero issue.

Absolutely outstanding place.

How do you know it’s a fact? Just arrogance. The fact that you say you have to avoid an area for 2 days says enough to make your claim that it is outstanding sound like utter bollocks. Give your head a wobble.

Everything you refer to is also in Alicante which is way better and you don’t have to avoid anywhere.

That area is literally 1% of Benidorm. Is there not a single spot of alicante to avoid? Or anywhere for that matter.

I’ll leave Alicante to the miserable old relics "

More like 50% of Benidorm, it's full of d*unks, drugs and serious crime.

Police have raided the strip recently for drugs and cocaine is offered as you walk past. Many of the bars employ ultra-violent doormen who regularly hand out beatings just for the fun of it.

Pickpockets, muggers and pr*stitutes are everywhere, not to mention the peamen and many other scammers, praying on the multitude of people who are off their heads. You're not even safe walking the pavements, they're full of lazy Brits on mobility scooters who don't give a damn about driving when d*unk.

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By *oungWantedMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle - Throckley

Old town's ok

Nice walks up to the cross at one end and Roman ruins at the other

Tram into Alicante

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford


"Please explain what's so good sell benidorm to me to make me go back I was there the other day and couldn't wait to get out "
you can hire a dwarf xx

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By *wansmickMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

Nothing lol 🤣🤣

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By *umsucker84Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle


"

More like 50% of Benidorm, it's full of d*unks, drugs and serious crime.

Police have raided the strip recently for drugs and cocaine is offered as you walk past. Many of the bars employ ultra-violent doormen who regularly hand out beatings just for the fun of it.

Pickpockets, muggers and pr*stitutes are everywhere, not to mention the peamen and many other scammers, praying on the multitude of people who are off their heads. You're not even safe walking the pavements, they're full of lazy Brits on mobility scooters who don't give a damn about driving when d*unk."

I mean this isnt true at all hahah.

Someones been on a stag do staying in a 1* dump or never visited but has been reading too much BS on social media hahah

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By *umsucker84Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Last time I went was 40 years ago it was toilet then and still is"
how do you know if you havent been since 1986 hahah

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Last time I went was 40 years ago it was toilet then and still ishow do you know if you havent been since 1986 hahah "

Ah, you're the guy who just sent a one word message, 'misery', and then blocked me. Do you like Benidorm for the beer, bingo and Union Jacks?

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"

More like 50% of Benidorm, it's full of d*unks, drugs and serious crime.

Police have raided the strip recently for drugs and cocaine is offered as you walk past. Many of the bars employ ultra-violent doormen who regularly hand out beatings just for the fun of it.

Pickpockets, muggers and pr*stitutes are everywhere, not to mention the peamen and many other scammers, praying on the multitude of people who are off their heads. You're not even safe walking the pavements, they're full of lazy Brits on mobility scooters who don't give a damn about driving when d*unk.

I mean this isnt true at all hahah.

Someones been on a stag do staying in a 1* dump or never visited but has been reading too much BS on social media hahah"

It's true okay, I was there quite recently. I'm sure it was you driving one of those mobility scooters, all over the fuckin' road.

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By *evanianMan
2 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

The best thing about Benidorm is the flight out of the godforsaken dump! ✈️ 😎

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By *yespy57Man
2 weeks ago

Hull

If you enjoy having your wallet lifted from your pocket, you'll love this dump. It's full of d*unk Brits, and thieving Roma gypsies.

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By *umsucker84Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

Ive possibly worked this out. From experience half the time, people who despise Benidorm actually hate it because in reality, they hate other who go there. I’ve had that experience with frenemys and work colleagues who resent me and thus hate Benidorm byproxy (especially when I talk it up as lets be honest it’s comfertably better than Greece, Ibiza, Marbella, Turkey etc )

What we can see above is many miserable OAPs slating Benidorm and the reason is likely because they have people in their home life who often go, who they arent keen on, or are jealous of. We all know how narky, intolerant, angry & tetchy older people can be right??

Benidorm is an absolute sanctuary for people over 60 during Winter. It’s a short flight. Very safe. Clean. Flat. Great transport. Has home comforts etc and is warm all year around.

Glad to have cleared that up

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By *iketotry2000Man
2 weeks ago

R C T

I go regularly as a single guy and able to indulge in cock fun daily at the gay venues around the old town which is my main reason for going. The beaches and promenade are very picturesque to walk and if you want to eat and drink out theres so much completion that prices are reasonable. Its not compulsory to go to the Strip where every bar has giant screens paying football not stop and people getting pissed from 8am in the morning. That doesn't appeal to me so I just ignore and bypass it. Frankly any one who compares Benidorm to Blackpool is bigging up Blackpool in a mega way.

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By *iggreenockMan
2 weeks ago

Greenock

It's a shithole

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By *rDiscreetlyMan
2 weeks ago

LEICESTER


"I go regularly as a single guy and able to indulge in cock fun daily at the gay venues around the old town which is my main reason for going. The beaches and promenade are very picturesque to walk and if you want to eat and drink out theres so much completion that prices are reasonable. Its not compulsory to go to the Strip where every bar has giant screens paying football not stop and people getting pissed from 8am in the morning. That doesn't appeal to me so I just ignore and bypass it. Frankly any one who compares Benidorm to Blackpool is bigging up Blackpool in a mega way. "

Exactly this. Leave the "new town" area (Europa/Levante side) and simply walk the streets of the Old Town and you'll find a number of LGBT friendly bars, and 3 or 4 which have their own cruising areas for the more adventurous.

I've been 3 times over the last 4 years and not once felt endangered. It isn't generally as crowded as the new town, although some bars are definitely busier than others.

I'd certainly return. PDI is livelier, but at the end of the day (night) it's all personal preference.

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East

I couldn’t think of any worse place to go on holiday

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By *eginer96Man
2 weeks ago

Kildare, Naas, Newbridge

Seaside and sun, anything else is just a big shit hole. Would never go for holiday

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By *ust4inchesMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Ive possibly worked this out. From experience half the time, people who despise Benidorm actually hate it because in reality, they hate other who go there. I’ve had that experience with frenemys and work colleagues who resent me and thus hate Benidorm byproxy (especially when I talk it up as lets be honest it’s comfertably better than Greece, Ibiza, Marbella, Turkey etc )

What we can see above is many miserable OAPs slating Benidorm and the reason is likely because they have people in their home life who often go, who they arent keen on, or are jealous of. We all know how narky, intolerant, angry & tetchy older people can be right??

Benidorm is an absolute sanctuary for people over 60 during Winter. It’s a short flight. Very safe. Clean. Flat. Great transport. Has home comforts etc and is warm all year around.

Glad to have cleared that up "

Cleared nothing up at all. Just aired your own prejudices and insecurities 🤣

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

If you like Benidorm, check out the YouTube channel - Yorkshire Lee

I'm subscribed to him cos I think he's funny.

He loves Benidorm and has loads of videos of him and his friends getting pissed there and doing pub reviews

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By *evilish PlaytimeMan
2 weeks ago

Sawtry (nr Peterborough)


"If you like Benidorm, check out the YouTube channel - Yorkshire Lee

I'm subscribed to him cos I think he's funny.

He loves Benidorm and has loads of videos of him and his friends getting pissed there and doing pub reviews "

Sounds like a laugh. I will consider it research!

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away


"If you like Benidorm, check out the YouTube channel - Yorkshire Lee

I'm subscribed to him cos I think he's funny.

He loves Benidorm and has loads of videos of him and his friends getting pissed there and doing pub reviews

Sounds like a laugh. I will consider it research!"

The scene in Benidorm has changed over recent years. It attracts a much younger crowd these days.

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By *effnwbiguyMan
2 weeks ago

bolton

Old town is great

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By *orny7419Man
2 weeks ago

Gloucester

Lots of sluts

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By *liceCDTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Hatfield

Best thing about the place is the airport out of the shithole

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By *bearplymMan
2 weeks ago

Plymouth

The old town for food and the occasional drink and beach is fine as is the bear bar and its cruising area. The new town urrrgh. I'll never understand why you would go to Spain and spend your time in an English "pub" and eating English food but each to their own

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By *umsucker84Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

Some very angry old men on here

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By *evanianMan
2 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru


"Some very angry old men on here "

... and your observation is supported by a discriminatory and ageist stereotype, eh? 😂

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By *umsucker84Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Some very angry old men on here

... and your observation is supported by a discriminatory and ageist stereotype, eh? 😂

"

Just like Benidorm has been stereotyped by old victor meldrews who havent even been, but secretly hate their friends and neighbors who love the place

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By *etterbiggerMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Two pristine beaches. Hundreds of hotels. Cafés, restaurants, bars and clubs. Gay, straight and family scene. Old town, new town. Tourists from all over Europe. A strong winter low season as well as hot summer sun. It never stops. Yet some people think it's shit. None of this would happen if it wasn't very good at what it does. You might not think it's your cup of tea but it's a very big cup. Just _xplore more and find what suits you

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By *umsucker84Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Two pristine beaches. Hundreds of hotels. Cafés, restaurants, bars and clubs. Gay, straight and family scene. Old town, new town. Tourists from all over Europe. A strong winter low season as well as hot summer sun. It never stops. Yet some people think it's shit. None of this would happen if it wasn't very good at what it does. You might not think it's your cup of tea but it's a very big cup. Just _xplore more and find what suits you"

Well said. It’s an amazing friendly vibrant place and cleaner and safer than most UK Towns & Cities imo.

The biggotry and narrowminded bile spouted on this forum, where you’d assume people were more open minded and mature, is beyond belief.

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By *ilthy man cumbriaMan
2 weeks ago

Carlisle

Went in February this year visited a sex cinema El Sofa in old town. If your looking for sleazy sex I can def reccomend it All sorts straight Gay Bi go there Afternoon early evening. Look them up on Google.

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By *oose1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Have a walk through the town about 7 am and see all the litter bottles glasses puke pizza cartoons thrown everywhere turning it into a shit hole , the council work men have to clean it every morning

It made me proud to be English

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Have a walk through the town about 7 am and see all the litter bottles glasses puke pizza cartoons thrown everywhere turning it into a shit hole , the council work men have to clean it every morning

It made me proud to be English "

How does it make you proud?

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By *oodpeckerMan
2 weeks ago

Falkirk


"Two pristine beaches. Hundreds of hotels. Cafés, restaurants, bars and clubs. Gay, straight and family scene. Old town, new town. Tourists from all over Europe. A strong winter low season as well as hot summer sun. It never stops. Yet some people think it's shit. None of this would happen if it wasn't very good at what it does. You might not think it's your cup of tea but it's a very big cup. Just _xplore more and find what suits you

Well said. It’s an amazing friendly vibrant place and cleaner and safer than most UK Towns & Cities imo.

The biggotry and narrowminded bile spouted on this forum, where you’d assume people were more open minded and mature, is beyond belief."

That assumption is beyond belief! It seems obvious that the opposite is true? 🙃

I'll certainly not look here for holiday inspiration 😂

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By *umsucker84Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Have a walk through the town about 7 am and see all the litter bottles glasses puke pizza cartoons thrown everywhere turning it into a shit hole , the council work men have to clean it every morning

It made me proud to be English "

The council go out on the strip (this is 1% of Benidorm) cleaning and jetting the strip yes. Meaning for the masses it is crystal clean the next day.

Have you seen how british cities and other party resorts / events are left after people have been out drinking????

It has no dog mess. No litter. No shop lifters. No crack heads. No gangs of youths loitering around intimidating people. Its a world apart from modern britain probably hence why so many leave these shores to live there.

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