FabGuys.com forum: Random thoughts

By *hitesage OP Man
2 weeks ago

withywood

Keep me close

Caught up in cashmere

Soldier on

Now, I can hold you near.

Maybe it's the way you move in me

Maybe it's the look on your face

Saving me from myself

Just don't go, stay skin on skin in me...

I'm spiralling without you

Even though

I can still feel you, skin on skin...

Yes, I know very random, but I couldn't help it.

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

Be my friend

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By *eedsbearmanMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Why is it called a blow job when you suck

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

What slang term do the Japanese use for the urethral opening of the penis?

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"What slang term do the Japanese use for the urethral opening of the penis? "

An eye

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

"What slang term do the Japanese use for the urethral opening of the penis?

An eye"

Third eye?

👁️

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

"What slang term do the Japanese use for the urethral opening of the penis?

An eye

Third eye?

👁️"

Only if you’re Greek.

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By *ishop666Man
2 weeks ago

ls19

Or japs

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By *ral b..Man
2 weeks ago

What do the Chinese call their best plates ?

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By *ust4inchesMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

How much wool would you need to knit a full cover for a standard UK pillar box?

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By *ust4inchesMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"What do the Chinese call their best plates ?"

最佳菜肴

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By *MB9Man
2 weeks ago

Northampton

Why did Bungle walk around naked all day then put pyjamas on to go to bed!

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By *ust4inchesMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

[Removed by poster at 10/03/26 22:44:03]

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By *rinity Rose McneilTV/TS
2 weeks ago

uttlesford, Essex

Why do I always leave things until the last minute.

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By *MB9Man
2 weeks ago

Northampton

Why do Kamikaze pilots bother to wear a helmet?

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By *uckBearMan
2 weeks ago

Didcot

Why do people with profile pictures of penises and names asking for explicit sexual acts come to a gay sex website and discuss detailed political arguments with great nuance?

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By *ust4inchesMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Why do I always leave things until the last minute.

A bit late to be asking that

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By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys

"Why do people with profile pictures of penises and names asking for explicit sexual acts come to a gay sex website and discuss detailed political arguments with great nuance? "

They've spunked five minutes earlier but are still logged on.

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By *hiteroseMan
2 weeks ago

Neverwhere

"Why do people with profile pictures of penises and names asking for explicit sexual acts come to a gay sex website and discuss detailed political arguments with great nuance? "

Probably because they don't have any medical ailments and don't need financial or legal advice.

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By *ust4inchesMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Who would win a swimming race between a Badger and an Aardvark (100m freestyle)

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Who would win a swimming race between a Badger and an Aardvark (100m freestyle)"

If it was a honey badger then he would win, obviously. The other one would make (cheesy pun), aardvark of it.

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

If Robins are meant to represent dead people, what represents dead Robins?

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Hook

"If Robins are meant to represent dead people, what represents dead Robins?"

The Penguin.

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By *ral b..Man
2 weeks ago

"Why do Kamikaze pilots bother to wear a helmet?"
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Radio communications ..

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By *etterbiggerMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"Why do Kamikaze pilots bother to wear a helmet?.

Radio communications .."

Suicide after listening to Jeremy Vine. Don't blame them

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By *ral b..Man
2 weeks ago

Why isn't "After dark " called 'after light'

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

If only verified guys can verify someone else, who wrote the first one?

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By *ammi TrashTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Totton/Southampton

"If Robins are meant to represent dead people, what represents dead Robins?"
..the sparrow with his bow and arrow

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By *oaq2Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Money can't buy love...

...but it sure can rent it for a while.

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By *luteus maxMan
2 weeks ago

Waterlooville at night

In Victorian times it was called a below job. Over time that morphed into a blow job.

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By *ral b..Man
2 weeks ago

Whats the 51st way to leave your lover?

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By *ooking for sexy funMan
2 weeks ago

Taunton

"Whats the 51st way to leave your lover?"

K@ill them

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By *ammi TrashTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Totton/Southampton

"Whats the 51st way to leave your lover?

K@ill them "
..the lyric being "buy yourself a gun son" and "make sure they're dead Fred"

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By *ral b..Man
2 weeks ago

Do you fill a form in or fill it out ?

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By *enri du lacMan
2 weeks ago

Coventry

Please spare a thought for all the billions of nuts, bolts, screws, hinges and screw jacks that are under severe tension right now.

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By *rancd2TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Whats the 51st way to leave your lover?"

There’s only 50, no 51st.

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

"Whats the 51st way to leave your lover?

There’s only 50, no 51st."

Have you not seen today’s BBC news?

“ A man who stabbed his estranged wife to death in the conservatory of their former home and buried her body in a makeshift grave in the garden has been jailed for life with a minimum term of 26 years.”

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By *evanianMan
2 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

"The present moment is the only time over which we have dominion."

-Thich Nhat Hanh

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By *rancd2TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Whats the 51st way to leave your lover?

There’s only 50, no 51st.

Have you not seen today’s BBC news?

By leave your lover, I assumed it meant ‘go away from’ not ‘places to put their remains’.

Sorry my bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *eefandfurMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Why did Bungle walk around naked all day then put pyjamas on to go to bed! "

An extra level of protection from Zippy while he slept.

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By *eefandfurMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Why do people with profile pictures of penises and names asking for explicit sexual acts come to a gay sex website and discuss detailed political arguments with great nuance? "

It's a niche fetish.

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By *hitesage OP Man
2 weeks ago

withywood

Oh, bitchy comments. Life's simple. Let's just carry on.

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By *hitesage OP Man
2 weeks ago

withywood

"I’m a masculine guy, but I’ve got a sentimental side, and I feel things deeply, ADHD just makes life a bit more intense sometimes."

It’s clear, honest, and doesn’t sound confused, it actually comes across as authentic and layered.

I personally don't know why I'm explaining myself, but it helps sometimes.

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By *ral b..Man
2 weeks ago

If olive oil is made from olives,what is baby oil made from

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By *hitesage OP Man
2 weeks ago

withywood

"If olive oil is made from olives,what is baby oil made from

"
lol

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By *ishop666Man
2 weeks ago

ls19

Carnt say

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Whats the 51st way to leave your lover?

There’s only 50, no 51st.

Have you not seen today’s BBC news?

By leave your lover, I assumed it meant ‘go away from’ not ‘places to put their remains’.

Sorry my bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

It's a famous song by Paul Simon.

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By *ral b..Man
1 week ago

If a shop opens 24/7...why does it have locks on the door

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By *ral b..Man
1 week ago

In a restaurant, if you're waiting for the waiter to place your order...doesn’t that make you the waiter

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By *opcock58Man
1 week ago

Helston

Chicken or egg? 🤔

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By *ral b..Man
1 week ago

"Chicken or egg? 🤔"

Egg...dinosaurs eggs millions of years before chickens evolved

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By *ral b..Man
1 week ago

Some astrophysicists say the universe is infinite...if so..can infinity have a beggining ?

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By *eefandfurMan
1 week ago

Edinburgh

"Chicken or egg? 🤔"

Both. Chicken Omelette

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By *ral b..Man
1 week ago

Why is a building not called a built...

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By *immySplashMan
1 week ago

Coventry

i don't understand

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