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By *ondu OP   Man
7 days ago

North Angus

Seems to be a lot of grumping going on today so let’s use it for entertainment purposes

Room 101

What you putting in there?

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By *opfizMan
7 days ago

Manchester

I'm going to go for coriander, absolutely vile stuff. Tastes like dishsoap. It's not a herb, it's a betrayal

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By *oxymusicMan
7 days ago

Cowbridge

Ed Sheeran.

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By *MB9Man
7 days ago

Northampton

Megan Markle

People who use air quotes.

Television experts.

Peanuts

Liverpool Football Club

Unwashed cocks

My ex wife

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By *ever5512Man
7 days ago

beecles

Tomatoes

The devils bollocks

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By *DC2000Man
7 days ago

Coningsby

Aubergines.

Beds with fancy pillows piled up for the look of it.

Take That.

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By *ichslaveMan
7 days ago

Manchester

Starmer.

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By *3versMan
7 days ago

glasgow

Housecats

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By *ondu OP   Man
7 days ago

North Angus

20 mph zones

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By *eedmenow2000Man
7 days ago

Aberdeen

All the time wasters on this site, had another no show today

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By *orcester GuyMan
7 days ago

Worcestershire North

The word ‘community’

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By *earlyrichTV/TS
7 days ago

Somewhere in time

My neighbours.

As much as I like them, they're always there when I want to go outside dressed (or not)

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By *0yguyMan
7 days ago

Cumbria


"Megan Markle

People who use air quotes.

Television experts.

Peanuts

Liverpool Football Club

Unwashed cocks

My ex wife

"

Peanuts? What did Charlie Brown ever do to you?

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By *azadarMan
7 days ago

North Birmingham

Bank branch and shop branch shutdowns.

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By *tokerY2OMan
7 days ago

Bournemouth

'Straight' guys who want yo to suck them for hours but refuse to cum because thats too gay but if they do accidentally cum they get annoyed and blame you for making them cum....

Strange but true

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By *roy1701dMan
7 days ago

London

All the ones that don't read your profile before asking questions.

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By *MB9Man
7 days ago

Northampton


"Megan Markle

People who use air quotes.

Television experts.

Peanuts

Liverpool Football Club

Unwashed cocks

My ex wife

Peanuts? What did Charlie Brown ever do to you?"

The bastard made me allergic to them 🤧

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By *tokerY2OMan
7 days ago

Bournemouth

Guys who are 'Top only' but have a profile full of arse pix and one flaccid cock pic (if you're lucky)

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By *uffolkbiguy69Man
7 days ago

Newmarket

Guys on here who hijack threads

(Hasn’t happened on this one so far, but it’s relatively early days!)

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By *atharine WTV/TS
7 days ago

southend

Smart motorways 🤬

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By *ittlefishMan
7 days ago

West Yorkshire

Tik Tok.

“Influencers”

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By *axfactorMan
7 days ago

annan

Cunts on electric motorbikes

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By *utcock61Man
7 days ago

glasgow

Turnip,vile things.

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By *roy1701dMan
7 days ago

London

Depends what you do with it😜

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By *eepeter4Man
7 days ago

Bournemouth

Rhubarb Rhubarb

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By *eefandfurMan
7 days ago

Edinburgh

starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!

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By *eepeter4Man
7 days ago

Bournemouth


"starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!"
make the £7 from April

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By *eefandfurMan
7 days ago

Edinburgh


"starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!make the £7 from April "

It's been a while. I bought a machine.

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By *tar33Man
7 days ago

North London (outer)

People who do three point turns on busy roads.

People who have their phones on speaker, especially on buses or the underground.

Scummy fly-tippers.

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By *utcock61Man
7 days ago

glasgow

LMAO.so many gullable folks with to much money.

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By *tar33Man
7 days ago

North London (outer)


"starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!"

Sort yourself out, buy your own bean-to-cup machine.

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By *tar33Man
7 days ago

North London (outer)

Vocal fry.

'Can I get?'.

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By *lasbiMan
7 days ago

WH

Cosmetic surgery.

Was walking through town today and the number of people who had obviously been… “enhanced” (in their opinion I assume) was mental. Between tattooed eyebrows, turkey teeth, duck lips, etc. I didn’t feel like I was on the right planet

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By *andomguy321Man
7 days ago

reading

Mobile phones & any form of accessing online social media ..... Just for 48 hours.

As a social experiment.

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By *ndy457Man
7 days ago

Gosport


"Vocal fry.

'Can I get?'."

Vocal fry x 100

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By *ab1111Man
7 days ago

hook.

Donald trump and his followers

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By *wej1Man
7 days ago

Grantham

Crap Richard for starters

Spambots

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By *tar33Man
6 days ago

North London (outer)

People who bang on about 'communities', x10 if they use the glottal stop.

The proliferation of gambling and how it's pushed at younger people. Double points if they sneak the word 'cheeky' in when talking about a bet.

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By *arkW73Man
6 days ago

Kesgrave

All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain

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By *tar33Man
6 days ago

North London (outer)


"All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain"

Oh that old trope. I've worked on projects and sat on committees with politicians on a number of occasions. I've always found them to be decent, intelligent, caring and hard working individuals.

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By *ooking for sexy funMan
6 days ago

Taunton

People who write dose instead of does thick twats

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By *oundmyarse1970Man
6 days ago

South norwood

Every single politician world wide

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By *opipu8800Man
6 days ago

Edinburgh

Daily Mail readers, Reform Voters, and people who have Ofcom on speed dial.

That Venn diagram is close to being a circle.

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By *eefandfurMan
6 days ago

Edinburgh


"Daily Mail readers, Reform Voters, and people who have Ofcom on speed dial.

That Venn diagram is close to being a circle."

Be honest, you've never even looked at their celebrity gossip?

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By *ndsotobedMan
6 days ago

Towcester

Men who wear their wives’ panties. Buy your own ffs!

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By *ennthebigMan
6 days ago

Erdington

The Welsh. What are they for?

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By *atureTransTV/TS
6 days ago

Waterlooville

A.I. put sh*t in get Sh*t out.

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By *ndyfy7Man
6 days ago

Fleetwood

Claudia Winkleman

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By *paldingbi2Man
6 days ago

Spalding


"I'm going to go for coriander, absolutely vile stuff. Tastes like dishsoap. It's not a herb, it's a betrayal "

You literally have the wrong genes - bad luck!

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By *0yguyMan
6 days ago

Cumbria


"The Welsh. What are they for?"

To keep the English and Irish apart.

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By *edBearMan
6 days ago

Manchester

VAR

Fascists

Man buns

Royal Family

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By *arkW73Man
6 days ago

Kesgrave


"All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain

Oh that old trope. I've worked on projects and sat on committees with politicians on a number of occasions. I've always found them to be decent, intelligent, caring and hard working individuals."

I stand by my post.

Totally out of touch with the real world. Look at the state of this country

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By *hyna HutchMan
6 days ago

valleys


"The Welsh. What are they for?"

Ooooh... Somebody's love left him for a Welsh guy. 😂

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By *oxymusicMan
6 days ago

Cowbridge


"All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain

Oh that old trope. I've worked on projects and sat on committees with politicians on a number of occasions. I've always found them to be decent, intelligent, caring and hard working individuals.

I stand by my post.

Totally out of touch with the real world. Look at the state of this country"

I agree with you.

In the past, via my job at the time, had to liaise with a Tory MP & a Labour MP.

The Tory was a horrible little man, a right snob, conceited & arrogant. Typical typecast of a Tory, like Alan B’Stard.

The Labour was just a lazy fucker who couldn’t give a shit but was safe as houses as an MP being a Welsh constituency where Dolly the sheep would have been elected with a red rosette.

He’s actually in government now as a junior minister, stealing a living.

I’ll not name names.

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
6 days ago

Ludlow


"Men who wear their wives’ panties. Buy your own ffs!"

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By *tar33Man
6 days ago

North London (outer)

Personification of inanimate objects, e.g. labelling grocery products as 'I'm New', instead of New, or buses decorated with 'I'm Electric'.

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By *alking HeadMan
6 days ago

Bolton

Parking facing oncoming traffic, at night with your stupid LED lights on that could be used in a lighthouse.

People drinking red bull in pubs and making it smell like a nursery with toddlers addicted to Calpol.

The continuing existence of Gemma Collins.

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By *ubguyinbriefsMan
5 days ago

Dublin

People who don't know what a shower is for when meeting a guy

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By *alking HeadMan
5 days ago

Bolton


"Personification of inanimate objects, e.g. labelling grocery products as 'I'm New', instead of New, or buses decorated with 'I'm Electric'."

Or "Your" new supermarket/gas supplier/insurance comparison website. It's not mine. So fuck off.

Any fucking comparison website. Websites comparing comparison sites? Just wait.

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"Personification of inanimate objects, e.g. labelling grocery products as 'I'm New', instead of New, or buses decorated with 'I'm Electric'."

You'd love Brum, all the buses have ladies' names on them. When I used to give a mate a lift into work from out of town we'd play a game spotting ones we knew

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull

Local "news" websites that you can't read because of all the bloody ads in the way.

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By *hyna HutchMan
5 days ago

valleys


"Local "news" websites that you can't read because of all the bloody ads in the way. "

.....and they want paying to read certain stories now. Gangsters.

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By *roy1701dMan
4 days ago

London

Restaurants adding a service charge on the bill. Why? They get paid minimum wage or more like many other jobs. You don't see retailers adding it on after you buy clothes. Many of those workers are on the same money and work a lot harder.

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By *0yguyMan
4 days ago

Cumbria


"Restaurants adding a service charge on the bill. Why? They get paid minimum wage or more like many other jobs. You don't see retailers adding it on after you buy clothes. Many of those workers are on the same money and work a lot harder."

Businesses should pay their own staff a reasonable living wage, and not expect customers to pay them with tips and service charges. I don’t mind tipping for exceptional service though. Remember service charges are optional and you can decline to pay them.

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By *erscumdumpMan
4 days ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

Air fryers

People dont clean up dog shit, and people who walk over flower beds. I think theyre the same People.

School drop off.

Limescale

Children that scream when they play.

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By *eepeter4Man
4 days ago

Bournemouth

People who campaign to have the withdraw bus service to be reinstated.

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By *MB9Man
4 days ago

Northampton


"Air fryers

"

🤣🤣 why?

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By *eefandfurMan
4 days ago

Edinburgh


"Air fryers

🤣🤣 why?"

Ye can't beat a good chip pan full of beef dripping.

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By *3versMan
4 days ago

glasgow

Oat Milk

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By *eepeter4Man
4 days ago

Bournemouth


"Oat Milk"
apparently it can't be called oat milk any more

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By *3versMan
4 days ago

glasgow


"Oat Milk apparently it can't be called oat milk any more "

Quite right too, how could you ever milk an oat?

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By *etterbiggerMan
4 days ago

Scunthorpe

Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over

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By *tnbulgesMan
4 days ago

Brighton Station


"Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over "

. Ooh never thought of that one. That's a very suggestion

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By *alking HeadMan
4 days ago

Bolton


"Air fryers

People dont clean up dog shit, and people who walk over flower beds. I think theyre the same People.

School drop off.

Limescale

Children that scream when they play.

"

Biz did a one off special "Air Fryer Girl".

Flew around finding problems, didn't help, just informed them she had an air fryer and fucked off again. I found it very true to life

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By *earlyrichTV/TS
3 days ago

Somewhere in time

Books, tv programs and films that don't have a proper ending.

I invest time and money to read-watch, and then have to decide how the story ends! Just finish the damn story!

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By *idfielderMan
3 days ago

north west

The missus

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By *ayne AutumnTV/TS
3 days ago

Buxton

Old people in shops who stand with a trolley in front of the thing you want off the shelf for ages while they decide that they have no fucking clue what they are looking at anyway...ffs Xx

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By *tar33Man
3 days ago

North London (outer)


"Air fryers

🤣🤣 why?

Ye can't beat a good chip pan full of beef dripping. "

An air fryer is perfect for cooking a pie or a frozen battered fish to go with the chips though.

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By *eefandfurMan
3 days ago

Edinburgh


"Old people in shops who stand with a trolley in front of the thing you want off the shelf for ages while they decide that they have no fucking clue what they are looking at anyway...ffs Xx"

Yes Margaret, it's milk, it's not complicated. They've even colour coded it for you.

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By *iBobOxonMan
3 days ago

Thame/Aylesbury


"Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over "

I just sold an old bass guitar to a man who told me he was ‘super excited’ to have found such an example.

I’m not a violent man, but I felt like giving him a biff on the nose.

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By *vgGuyMan
3 days ago

There

Smelly fart under the bed-sheets.

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By *tar33Man
3 days ago

North London (outer)


"Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over

I just sold an old bass guitar to a man who told me he was ‘super excited’ to have found such an example.

I’m not a violent man, but I felt like giving him a biff on the nose. "

That reminds me - curmudgeons.

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
3 days ago

Ludlow


"Old people in shops who stand with a trolley in front of the thing you want off the shelf for ages while they decide that they have no fucking clue what they are looking at anyway...ffs Xx"

True

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By *erscumdumpMan
3 days ago

Watford & Worth Matravers


"Air fryers

🤣🤣 why?"

They're so fucking ugly, sitting there like a Fiat 500 on the worktop.

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By *laingreedyMan
3 days ago

Chelmsford


"I'm going to go for coriander, absolutely vile stuff. Tastes like dishsoap. It's not a herb, it's a betrayal "

I quite like coriander but then again I don’t have the same genetics as you.

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By *hilmeMan
3 days ago

Bournemouth

Meghan and Harry, labour party,

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By *laingreedyMan
3 days ago

Chelmsford


"Oat Milk apparently it can't be called oat milk any more "

What’s it called now? Pointless?? Gopping??? Thon strained vomit????

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By *tar33Man
3 days ago

North London (outer)


"Oat Milk apparently it can't be called oat milk any more

What’s it called now? Pointless?? Gopping??? Thon strained vomit????"

Oat drink, I quite like it with a bowl of muesli.

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By *ust4inchesMan
3 days ago

Shrewsbury

Political posts in these Forums

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By *anfun1090Man
3 days ago

Monaghan

Free to play games and dlc's. Battlepasses. Vaults or loot crates. You buy a game, the disk is empty, you download the game and find out you cant play half things on it unless you spend another 50 euro. Then they relese some over powered thing that everone else buys so you end up having to buy more crap just to make it an even game.

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By *teHLMan
3 days ago

wirral

Oysters ! Are you messing if you like them !

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