FabGuys.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Room 101

Jump to newest
 

By *ondu OP   Man
9 weeks ago

North Angus

Seems to be a lot of grumping going on today so let’s use it for entertainment purposes

Room 101

What you putting in there?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *opfizMan
9 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm going to go for coriander, absolutely vile stuff. Tastes like dishsoap. It's not a herb, it's a betrayal

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oxymusicMan
9 weeks ago

Cowbridge

Ed Sheeran.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *MB9Man
9 weeks ago

Northampton

Megan Markle

People who use air quotes.

Television experts.

Peanuts

Liverpool Football Club

Unwashed cocks

My ex wife

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ever5512Man
9 weeks ago

beecles

Tomatoes

The devils bollocks

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *DC2000Man
9 weeks ago

Coningsby

Aubergines.

Beds with fancy pillows piled up for the look of it.

Take That.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ichslaveMan
9 weeks ago

Manchester

Starmer.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *3versMan
9 weeks ago

glasgow

Housecats

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ondu OP   Man
9 weeks ago

North Angus

20 mph zones

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

All the time wasters on this site, had another no show today

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orcester GuyMan
9 weeks ago

Worcestershire North

The word ‘community’

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *earlyrichTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in time

My neighbours.

As much as I like them, they're always there when I want to go outside dressed (or not)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *0yguyMan
9 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Megan Markle

People who use air quotes.

Television experts.

Peanuts

Liverpool Football Club

Unwashed cocks

My ex wife

"

Peanuts? What did Charlie Brown ever do to you?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *azadarMan
9 weeks ago

North Birmingham

Bank branch and shop branch shutdowns.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tokerY2OMan
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

'Straight' guys who want yo to suck them for hours but refuse to cum because thats too gay but if they do accidentally cum they get annoyed and blame you for making them cum....

Strange but true

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *roy1701dMan
9 weeks ago

London

All the ones that don't read your profile before asking questions.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *MB9Man
9 weeks ago

Northampton


"Megan Markle

People who use air quotes.

Television experts.

Peanuts

Liverpool Football Club

Unwashed cocks

My ex wife

Peanuts? What did Charlie Brown ever do to you?"

The bastard made me allergic to them 🤧

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tokerY2OMan
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Guys who are 'Top only' but have a profile full of arse pix and one flaccid cock pic (if you're lucky)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uffolkbiguy69Man
9 weeks ago

Newmarket

Guys on here who hijack threads

(Hasn’t happened on this one so far, but it’s relatively early days!)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *atharine WTV/TS
9 weeks ago

southend

Smart motorways 🤬

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ittlefishMan
9 weeks ago

S Yorks

Tik Tok.

“Influencers”

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *axfactorMan
9 weeks ago

annan

Cunts on electric motorbikes

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *utcock61Man
9 weeks ago

glasgow

Turnip,vile things.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *roy1701dMan
9 weeks ago

London

Depends what you do with it😜

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eepeter4Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Rhubarb Rhubarb

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eefandfurMan
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eepeter4Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!"
make the £7 from April

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eefandfurMan
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!make the £7 from April "

It's been a while. I bought a machine.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
9 weeks ago

North London (outer)

People who do three point turns on busy roads.

People who have their phones on speaker, especially on buses or the underground.

Scummy fly-tippers.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *utcock61Man
9 weeks ago

glasgow

LMAO.so many gullable folks with to much money.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
9 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!"

Sort yourself out, buy your own bean-to-cup machine.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
9 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Vocal fry.

'Can I get?'.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lasbiMan
9 weeks ago

London

Cosmetic surgery.

Was walking through town today and the number of people who had obviously been… “enhanced” (in their opinion I assume) was mental. Between tattooed eyebrows, turkey teeth, duck lips, etc. I didn’t feel like I was on the right planet

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *andomguy321Man
9 weeks ago

reading

Mobile phones & any form of accessing online social media ..... Just for 48 hours.

As a social experiment.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Vocal fry.

'Can I get?'."

Vocal fry x 100

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ab1111Man
9 weeks ago

hook.

Donald trump and his followers

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *wej1Man
9 weeks ago

Grantham

Crap Richard for starters

Spambots

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
9 weeks ago

North London (outer)

People who bang on about 'communities', x10 if they use the glottal stop.

The proliferation of gambling and how it's pushed at younger people. Double points if they sneak the word 'cheeky' in when talking about a bet.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
9 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain"

Oh that old trope. I've worked on projects and sat on committees with politicians on a number of occasions. I've always found them to be decent, intelligent, caring and hard working individuals.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ooking for sexy funMan
9 weeks ago

Taunton

People who write dose instead of does thick twats

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oundmyarse1970Man
9 weeks ago

South norwood

Every single politician world wide

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *opipu8800Man
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Daily Mail readers, Reform Voters, and people who have Ofcom on speed dial.

That Venn diagram is close to being a circle.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eefandfurMan
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Daily Mail readers, Reform Voters, and people who have Ofcom on speed dial.

That Venn diagram is close to being a circle."

Be honest, you've never even looked at their celebrity gossip?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ndsotobedMan
9 weeks ago

Towcester

Men who wear their wives’ panties. Buy your own ffs!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ennthebigMan
9 weeks ago

Erdington

The Welsh. What are they for?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *atureTransTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Waterlooville

A.I. put sh*t in get Sh*t out.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ndyfy7Man
9 weeks ago

Fleetwood

Claudia Winkleman

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *paldingbi2Man
9 weeks ago

Spalding


"I'm going to go for coriander, absolutely vile stuff. Tastes like dishsoap. It's not a herb, it's a betrayal "

You literally have the wrong genes - bad luck!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *0yguyMan
9 weeks ago

Cumbria


"The Welsh. What are they for?"

To keep the English and Irish apart.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *edBearMan
9 weeks ago

Manchester

VAR

Fascists

Man buns

Royal Family

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain

Oh that old trope. I've worked on projects and sat on committees with politicians on a number of occasions. I've always found them to be decent, intelligent, caring and hard working individuals."

I stand by my post.

Totally out of touch with the real world. Look at the state of this country

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hyna HutchMan
9 weeks ago

valleys


"The Welsh. What are they for?"

Ooooh... Somebody's love left him for a Welsh guy. 😂

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oxymusicMan
9 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain

Oh that old trope. I've worked on projects and sat on committees with politicians on a number of occasions. I've always found them to be decent, intelligent, caring and hard working individuals.

I stand by my post.

Totally out of touch with the real world. Look at the state of this country"

I agree with you.

In the past, via my job at the time, had to liaise with a Tory MP & a Labour MP.

The Tory was a horrible little man, a right snob, conceited & arrogant. Typical typecast of a Tory, like Alan B’Stard.

The Labour was just a lazy fucker who couldn’t give a shit but was safe as houses as an MP being a Welsh constituency where Dolly the sheep would have been elected with a red rosette.

He’s actually in government now as a junior minister, stealing a living.

I’ll not name names.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lokenexdoor2025Man
9 weeks ago

Ludlow


"Men who wear their wives’ panties. Buy your own ffs!"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
9 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Personification of inanimate objects, e.g. labelling grocery products as 'I'm New', instead of New, or buses decorated with 'I'm Electric'.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *alking HeadMan
9 weeks ago

Bolton

Parking facing oncoming traffic, at night with your stupid LED lights on that could be used in a lighthouse.

People drinking red bull in pubs and making it smell like a nursery with toddlers addicted to Calpol.

The continuing existence of Gemma Collins.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ubguyinbriefsMan
8 weeks ago

Dublin

People who don't know what a shower is for when meeting a guy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *alking HeadMan
8 weeks ago

Bolton


"Personification of inanimate objects, e.g. labelling grocery products as 'I'm New', instead of New, or buses decorated with 'I'm Electric'."

Or "Your" new supermarket/gas supplier/insurance comparison website. It's not mine. So fuck off.

Any fucking comparison website. Websites comparing comparison sites? Just wait.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *dstefiMan
8 weeks ago

Solihull


"Personification of inanimate objects, e.g. labelling grocery products as 'I'm New', instead of New, or buses decorated with 'I'm Electric'."

You'd love Brum, all the buses have ladies' names on them. When I used to give a mate a lift into work from out of town we'd play a game spotting ones we knew

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *dstefiMan
8 weeks ago

Solihull

Local "news" websites that you can't read because of all the bloody ads in the way.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hyna HutchMan
8 weeks ago

valleys


"Local "news" websites that you can't read because of all the bloody ads in the way. "

.....and they want paying to read certain stories now. Gangsters.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *roy1701dMan
8 weeks ago

London

Restaurants adding a service charge on the bill. Why? They get paid minimum wage or more like many other jobs. You don't see retailers adding it on after you buy clothes. Many of those workers are on the same money and work a lot harder.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *0yguyMan
8 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Restaurants adding a service charge on the bill. Why? They get paid minimum wage or more like many other jobs. You don't see retailers adding it on after you buy clothes. Many of those workers are on the same money and work a lot harder."

Businesses should pay their own staff a reasonable living wage, and not expect customers to pay them with tips and service charges. I don’t mind tipping for exceptional service though. Remember service charges are optional and you can decline to pay them.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *erscumdumpMan
8 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

Air fryers

People dont clean up dog shit, and people who walk over flower beds. I think theyre the same People.

School drop off.

Limescale

Children that scream when they play.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eepeter4Man
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth

People who campaign to have the withdraw bus service to be reinstated.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *MB9Man
8 weeks ago

Northampton


"Air fryers

"

🤣🤣 why?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eefandfurMan
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Air fryers

🤣🤣 why?"

Ye can't beat a good chip pan full of beef dripping.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *3versMan
8 weeks ago

glasgow

Oat Milk

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eepeter4Man
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"Oat Milk"
apparently it can't be called oat milk any more

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *3versMan
8 weeks ago

glasgow


"Oat Milk apparently it can't be called oat milk any more "

Quite right too, how could you ever milk an oat?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *etterbiggerMan
8 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tnbulgesMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton Elm Grove


"Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over "

. Ooh never thought of that one. That's a very suggestion

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *alking HeadMan
8 weeks ago

Bolton


"Air fryers

People dont clean up dog shit, and people who walk over flower beds. I think theyre the same People.

School drop off.

Limescale

Children that scream when they play.

"

Biz did a one off special "Air Fryer Girl".

Flew around finding problems, didn't help, just informed them she had an air fryer and fucked off again. I found it very true to life

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *earlyrichTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in time

Books, tv programs and films that don't have a proper ending.

I invest time and money to read-watch, and then have to decide how the story ends! Just finish the damn story!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *idfielderMan
8 weeks ago

north west

The missus

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Old people in shops who stand with a trolley in front of the thing you want off the shelf for ages while they decide that they have no fucking clue what they are looking at anyway...ffs Xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Air fryers

🤣🤣 why?

Ye can't beat a good chip pan full of beef dripping. "

An air fryer is perfect for cooking a pie or a frozen battered fish to go with the chips though.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eefandfurMan
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Old people in shops who stand with a trolley in front of the thing you want off the shelf for ages while they decide that they have no fucking clue what they are looking at anyway...ffs Xx"

Yes Margaret, it's milk, it's not complicated. They've even colour coded it for you.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iBobOxonMan
8 weeks ago

Thame/Aylesbury


"Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over "

I just sold an old bass guitar to a man who told me he was ‘super excited’ to have found such an example.

I’m not a violent man, but I felt like giving him a biff on the nose.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *vgGuyMan
8 weeks ago

There

Smelly fart under the bed-sheets.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over

I just sold an old bass guitar to a man who told me he was ‘super excited’ to have found such an example.

I’m not a violent man, but I felt like giving him a biff on the nose. "

That reminds me - curmudgeons.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lokenexdoor2025Man
8 weeks ago

Ludlow


"Old people in shops who stand with a trolley in front of the thing you want off the shelf for ages while they decide that they have no fucking clue what they are looking at anyway...ffs Xx"

True

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *erscumdumpMan
8 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers


"Air fryers

🤣🤣 why?"

They're so fucking ugly, sitting there like a Fiat 500 on the worktop.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *laingreedyMan
8 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"I'm going to go for coriander, absolutely vile stuff. Tastes like dishsoap. It's not a herb, it's a betrayal "

I quite like coriander but then again I don’t have the same genetics as you.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hilmeMan
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Meghan and Harry, labour party,

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *laingreedyMan
8 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Oat Milk apparently it can't be called oat milk any more "

What’s it called now? Pointless?? Gopping??? Thon strained vomit????

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Oat Milk apparently it can't be called oat milk any more

What’s it called now? Pointless?? Gopping??? Thon strained vomit????"

Oat drink, I quite like it with a bowl of muesli.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ust4inchesMan
8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Political posts in these Forums

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *anfun1090Man
8 weeks ago

Monaghan

Free to play games and dlc's. Battlepasses. Vaults or loot crates. You buy a game, the disk is empty, you download the game and find out you cant play half things on it unless you spend another 50 euro. Then they relese some over powered thing that everone else buys so you end up having to buy more crap just to make it an even game.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *teHLMan
8 weeks ago

wirral

Oysters ! Are you messing if you like them !

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *loke1Man
4 weeks ago

london

Men in lingerie

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ndsotobedMan
4 weeks ago

Towcester

The smell of condoms

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ub4daddyukMan
4 weeks ago

Warminster

Coriander... parsnips

Soda bread and artisan food.........I actually like soda bread but I'm so over fucking soda bread, it's everywhere. I did a lot of going out in the past month and every roll or piece of bread ( I'm looking at you cafe attached to farm shop) that I came across was soda bread.

Same for artisan food...there's cheap food shit out there but there's plenty of nice food and nutritious, artisan isn't the be and end all of quality food. A decent supermarket is closer and I could just chuck a twenty in the bin to make it feel the same?

Scammers...my mum's elderly and has email and iPhone etc and having to constantly explain scams and what to not do with emails, banking etc is depressing

Not being able to phone a local branch of somewhere directly? You have to phone a central phone number and then try to navigate to get to speak to someone,then you still don't get through, a representative will speak to the store for you?

I just want to know has a red dog lead been found and handed in?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1CrowMan
4 weeks ago

Sandhurst

Frog faced Farage

Audi drivers

Andover

Seafood

Phil Collins

Blokes in frilly panties

The word "panties"

Dubstep

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ountainMan
4 weeks ago

ipswich


"Frog faced Farage

Audi drivers

Andover

Seafood

Phil Collins

Blokes in frilly panties

The word "panties"

Dubstep

"

Why Phil Collins ?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ylingMan
4 weeks ago

maidenhead

Cyclists

Audi drivers

Radio 1

Claudia Winkleman

Man Utd

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Deliveroo/Just Eat delivery cyclists

People who can't park or think that hazard lights entitle them to park anywhere they like no matter if there are double lines or a crossing in their way

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1CrowMan
4 weeks ago

Sandhurst


"Frog faced Farage

Audi drivers

Andover

Seafood

Phil Collins

Blokes in frilly panties

The word "panties"

Dubstep

Why Phil Collins ?"

Because Sussudio. Worst song ever written.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *0yguyMan
4 weeks ago

Cumbria

I stayed in room 101 in a hotel this week. Really.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Influencers and YouTubers - talentless idiots.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

People who stereotype the drivers of certain car brands such as BMW or Audi.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1CrowMan
4 weeks ago

Sandhurst

I did encounter a polite BMW driver recently, but she was the exception that proves the rule.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *urvMan
4 weeks ago

christchurch Dorset

The government

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ub4roughMan
4 weeks ago

Your Place or Sauna


"Guys who are 'Top only' but have a profile full of arse pix and one flaccid cock pic (if you're lucky)"

As he said

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East

Uber Drivers

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *heStroppySpunkyOneMan
4 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Findoms

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lackbootzMan
4 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

I’m here to stick up for coriander.

And aubergines.

And rhubarb.

And oat milk.

Some of you shouldn’t be allowed nice things.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *penglerMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester

All illegal immigrants and quite a few of the so called legal ones as well.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *anleybeatonMan
4 weeks ago

london

the Kardashians

the duchess of Pork and the arsehole formerly known as Prince Andrew

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *DC2000Man
4 weeks ago

Coningsby


"Influencers and YouTubers - talentless idiots."

Oh, I do so agree! Wtf?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

Tommeh

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *usan 749ukTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bangor

Too many to list.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *usan 749ukTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bangor

I want to know how someone can be so stupid as to listen to these so called “influencers “. I have a different name for them, unemployed twats. Hopefully I haven’t offended anyone

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ichelle-hantsTV/TS
4 weeks ago

H_yling island, Hants

My wife x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"I’m here to stick up for coriander.

And aubergines.

And rhubarb.

And oat milk.

Some of you shouldn’t be allowed nice things.

"

I've been known to slip a few slices of avocado into my Insalata Caprese from time to time, just to piss off the Italian food purists.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

The Chief executive of Morrison's supermarket

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lackbootzMan
4 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx


"I’m here to stick up for coriander.

And aubergines.

And rhubarb.

And oat milk.

Some of you shouldn’t be allowed nice things.

I've been known to slip a few slices of avocado into my Insalata Caprese from time to time, just to piss off the Italian food purists."

You definitely shouldn’t be allowed nice things.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East

When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult "

When you take time off work or stay in for a delivery or tradesman and they don't turn up.

When the delivery driver leaves your package outdoors to get wet, and you have an unlocked porch or other dry area that they can't be bothered with.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oxymusicMan
4 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult "

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oxymusicMan
4 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult "

Delivery drivers who block the whole road to deliver something when there was ample space to pull in on the side!

Then take ages knocking door to door to find someone to take said package!

😜 🤨

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

When you take time off work or stay in for a delivery or tradesman and they don't turn up.

When the delivery driver leaves your package outdoors to get wet, and you have an unlocked porch or other dry area that they can't be bothered with."

It depends what you deliver….

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East

[Removed by poster at 23/04/26 21:05:59]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East

Gone Fishing and caught one already 😁 🎣 some will never learn 😂

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩"

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ub4daddyukMan
4 weeks ago

Warminster


"I’m here to stick up for coriander.

And aubergines.

And rhubarb.

And oat milk.

Some of you shouldn’t be allowed nice things.

"

Aubergine..nice..and versatile

Love oat milk....it's like really really really watery ready brek!!

Others are puke...and if you have to cook something with ten bags of sugar to remove the 'Tart' there's something wrong

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oxymusicMan
4 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care "

I knew you wouldn’t, being a little mischievous! 😝

I seem to remember you were/are a delivery driver. 👍😜

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care

I knew you wouldn’t, being a little mischievous! 😝

I seem to remember you were/are a delivery driver. 👍😜"

I am mate and no hard feelings it’s all good banter which I love 😁

I deliver important items which is why it annoys me when some of my customers go out and miss the delivery

I was just letting off steam 😉

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ub4daddyukMan
4 weeks ago

Warminster


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care

I knew you wouldn’t, being a little mischievous! 😝

I seem to remember you were/are a delivery driver. 👍😜

I am mate and no hard feelings it’s all good banter which I love 😁

I deliver important items which is why it annoys me when some of my customers go out and miss the delivery

I was just letting off steam 😉"

Lovehoney?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care

I knew you wouldn’t, being a little mischievous! 😝

I seem to remember you were/are a delivery driver. 👍😜

I am mate and no hard feelings it’s all good banter which I love 😁

I deliver important items which is why it annoys me when some of my customers go out and miss the delivery

I was just letting off steam 😉

Lovehoney?"

😂😂 not quite

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oxymusicMan
4 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care

I knew you wouldn’t, being a little mischievous! 😝

I seem to remember you were/are a delivery driver. 👍😜

I am mate and no hard feelings it’s all good banter which I love 😁

I deliver important items which is why it annoys me when some of my customers go out and miss the delivery

I was just letting off steam 😉"

👍

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

When you take time off work or stay in for a delivery or tradesman and they don't turn up.

When the delivery driver leaves your package outdoors to get wet, and you have an unlocked porch or other dry area that they can't be bothered with.

It depends what you deliver…. "

Stuff that easily fits in the porch and could be damaged if it gets wet.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

When you take time off work or stay in for a delivery or tradesman and they don't turn up.

When the delivery driver leaves your package outdoors to get wet, and you have an unlocked porch or other dry area that they can't be bothered with.

It depends what you deliver….

Stuff that easily fits in the porch and could be damaged if it gets wet."

Well some delivery drivers have more respect than to leave items outside so maybe you need to take it up with the delivery company or stay in 🤷🏻

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oundmyarse1970Man
4 weeks ago

South norwood

Every single politicians

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Stockport

Pedestrians who walk in front of cars raising a hand instead of going to a pelican crossing.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East


"Pedestrians who walk in front of cars raising a hand instead of going to a pelican crossing."

Yep 👍

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ibblefishMan
4 weeks ago

louthish

Retired people who go shopping at the weekend when all the working people are trying to do theirs.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iimmybMan
4 weeks ago

Widnes

Bottle tops that stay on the Bottle when you have unscrewed them and hit you in the nose while drinking will it really save the planet 😡🤬

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"Every single politicians "
those that include poor old Diana Abbott

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ark7219Man
4 weeks ago

Hatfield

Travel programmes involving celebrities exploring the same old places as if they are new

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ibeariusMan
4 weeks ago

Greenock

420

20 mph

People who blame their bad behaviour or disability

Trump

Homophobic men who still shag men

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East

Arrogant people with no manners or respect whatsoever

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

When you take time off work or stay in for a delivery or tradesman and they don't turn up.

When the delivery driver leaves your package outdoors to get wet, and you have an unlocked porch or other dry area that they can't be bothered with.

It depends what you deliver….

Stuff that easily fits in the porch and could be damaged if it gets wet.

Well some delivery drivers have more respect than to leave items outside so maybe you need to take it up with the delivery company or stay in 🤷🏻"

Maybe I should do as I like each day and expect the delivery driver to use his brain, do his job properly, and follow simple and clear instructions. Having said that, it's an unskilled job with very few if any qualifications required.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Retired people who go shopping at the weekend when all the working people are trying to do theirs."

I usually shop when it's the most convenient time for myself, which sometimes is at the weekend.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
4 weeks ago

North East


"Retired people who go shopping at the weekend when all the working people are trying to do theirs.

I usually shop when it's the most convenient time for myself, which sometimes is at the weekend."

Give yourself a pat on the back

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eversayNever200Man
4 weeks ago

Kendal

Temu Union Jacks attached to anything with cable ties. Either way up.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *heff24Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

- White Van drivers

- Premier League football

- People who can't pour a proper pint of Guinness

- People who say the word 'Like' in every sentence

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Politicians, every single one of them

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ub4daddyukMan
3 weeks ago

Warminster

People who you go for a meal with, and you happened to have helped out recently, tell you the meal is on them as a thank you AT THE END of the meal.

My mouth might be saying...oh that's so kind but you don't have to, you would have done the same for me....but my brain is thinking...if you had told me at the start I would have had a starter and that big fuck off steak!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *0yguyMan
3 weeks ago

Cumbria


"People who you go for a meal with, and you happened to have helped out recently, tell you the meal is on them as a thank you AT THE END of the meal.

My mouth might be saying...oh that's so kind but you don't have to, you would have done the same for me....but my brain is thinking...if you had told me at the start I would have had a starter and that big fuck off steak!!!

"

…. which is precisely why they didn’t tell you!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ub4daddyukMan
3 weeks ago

Warminster


"People who you go for a meal with, and you happened to have helped out recently, tell you the meal is on them as a thank you AT THE END of the meal.

My mouth might be saying...oh that's so kind but you don't have to, you would have done the same for me....but my brain is thinking...if you had told me at the start I would have had a starter and that big fuck off steak!!!

…. which is precisely why they didn’t tell you!"

Fuck...never thought of that!

Last time I suck him off..tight arse

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *obbie342Man
3 weeks ago

Staffs


"Seems to be a lot of grumping going on today so let’s use it for entertainment purposes

Room 101

What you putting in there? "

All faiths/religions

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
3 weeks ago

North East


"Seems to be a lot of grumping going on today so let’s use it for entertainment purposes

Room 101

What you putting in there?

All faiths/religions"

Religion causes all sorts of wars

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Weak vibrators should go. You buy one and get home all excited and find it’s weaker than a Temu blender. You can’t fucking take them back either.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
3 weeks ago

North East

Boy racers driving around in small engine cars with those bloody loud exhausts

Can’t drive for shit

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *dstefiMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Boy racers driving around in small engine cars with those bloody loud exhausts

Can’t drive for shit "

You and your fucking Top Gear threads!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
3 weeks ago

North East


"Boy racers driving around in small engine cars with those bloody loud exhausts

Can’t drive for shit

You and your fucking Top Gear threads!"

Pmsl 🤣

Whey man they piss me off Marra

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rassy-ArseMan
3 weeks ago

Rushden


"Seems to be a lot of grumping going on today so let’s use it for entertainment purposes

Room 101

What you putting in there? "

I’d put so much stuff in here.

People.

Roadworks at night.

People.

Drivers of cars without brains ( that’s all of them)

People

Starmer

People

Khan

People

Pricks on here that say they’re straight.

People

Pricks on here that don’t read profiles.

People

I could go on all night

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East

Armchair Football Fans

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *odomyLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Coulsdon


"Seems to be a lot of grumping going on today so let’s use it for entertainment purposes

Room 101

What you putting in there? "

The reform party

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ammi TrashTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Totton/Southampton


"Armchair Football Fans "
...especially the fools that phone in to talksport to discuss a game they never went to

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East


"Armchair Football Fans ...especially the fools that phone in to talksport to discuss a game they never went to "

Yep 👍 and the ones who try to talk to you about it when they’ve got no intention of going to a match

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *auraTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Rugby

The guys who come onto the forum and go "the mention of cross dressing is putting me off "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *auraTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Rugby


"Seems to be a lot of grumping going on today so let’s use it for entertainment purposes

Room 101

What you putting in there?

The reform party"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ocktosuckMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Women’s lips that have some kind of minor procedure that make them look fishlike.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *unguy245Man
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

People who listen to music with earphones in..but you can heat it as well..asseholes

The whole pissing labour party..especially Ana's Sawar..knobhead

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East


"Women’s lips that have some kind of minor procedure that make them look fishlike. "

And when they shave eyebrows off and have them tattooed on when they actually had eyebrows in the first place 🤷🏻

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *emotecontrolMan
2 weeks ago

gwent.

Parking companies and their PCN's

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rpheus69Man
2 weeks ago

Ebbw Vale

People who say 'like' at the end of every sentence like.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ammi TrashTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Totton/Southampton


"Armchair Football Fans ...especially the fools that phone in to talksport to discuss a game they never went to

Yep 👍 and the ones who try to talk to you about it when they’ve got no intention of going to a match ..

Don't forget the tits that wear half n half scarves

"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lackbootzMan
2 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx


"The guys who come onto the forum and go "the mention of cross dressing is putting me off ""

TVs who go onto threads about hairy men or wearing socks or sweaty sex or something they are not into and go: “Oh that’s horrible! Not for me!”

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East

[Removed by poster at 06/05/26 10:48:05]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *astguy7Man
2 weeks ago

Herefordshire

Garlic. Speed cameras. Sport on the radio. Locked up toilets (spoilsports). Wheelie bins (so damn ugly in places where people can't them away).

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *arlos 0511Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Cruella De fuckin mother in law vil

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East

Snowflakes on here who complain to Admin 😁

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 
 

By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Armchair Football Fans ...especially the fools that phone in to talksport to discuss a game they never went to

Yep 👍 and the ones who try to talk to you about it when they’ve got no intention of going to a match ..

Don't forget the tits that wear half n half scarves

"

Half & Half scarves aren't intended for fans who regularly attend games, they're designed as souvenirs for kids who want to remember their first game, or for overseas tourists who enjoy watching our teams. Football doesn't always have to be partisan.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
back to top