FabGuys.com forum: Room 101

By *ondu OP Man
5 weeks ago

North Angus

Seems to be a lot of grumping going on today so let’s use it for entertainment purposes

Room 101

What you putting in there?

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By *opfizMan
5 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm going to go for coriander, absolutely vile stuff. Tastes like dishsoap. It's not a herb, it's a betrayal

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

Ed Sheeran.

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By *MB9Man
5 weeks ago

Northampton

Megan Markle

People who use air quotes.

Television experts.

Peanuts

Liverpool Football Club

Unwashed cocks

My ex wife

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By *ever5512Man
5 weeks ago

Borehamwood

Tomatoes

The devils bollocks

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By *DC2000Man
5 weeks ago

Coningsby

Aubergines.

Beds with fancy pillows piled up for the look of it.

Take That.

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By *ichslaveMan
5 weeks ago

Manchester

Starmer.

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By *3versMan
5 weeks ago

glasgow

Housecats

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By *ondu OP Man
5 weeks ago

North Angus

20 mph zones

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By *eedmenow2000Man
5 weeks ago

Aberdeen

All the time wasters on this site, had another no show today

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By *orcester GuyMan
5 weeks ago

Worcestershire North

The word ‘community’

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By *earlyrichTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Somewhere in time

My neighbours.

As much as I like them, they're always there when I want to go outside dressed (or not)

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By *0yguyMan
5 weeks ago

Cumbria

"Megan Markle

People who use air quotes.

Television experts.

Peanuts

Liverpool Football Club

Unwashed cocks

My ex wife

Peanuts? What did Charlie Brown ever do to you?

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By *azadarMan
5 weeks ago

North Birmingham

Bank branch and shop branch shutdowns.

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By *tokerY2OMan
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

'Straight' guys who want yo to suck them for hours but refuse to cum because thats too gay but if they do accidentally cum they get annoyed and blame you for making them cum....

Strange but true

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By *roy1701dMan
5 weeks ago

London

All the ones that don't read your profile before asking questions.

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By *MB9Man
5 weeks ago

Northampton

"Megan Markle

People who use air quotes.

Television experts.

Peanuts

Liverpool Football Club

Unwashed cocks

My ex wife

Peanuts? What did Charlie Brown ever do to you?"

The bastard made me allergic to them 🤧

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By *tokerY2OMan
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Guys who are 'Top only' but have a profile full of arse pix and one flaccid cock pic (if you're lucky)

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By *uffolkbiguy69Man
5 weeks ago

Newmarket

Guys on here who hijack threads

(Hasn’t happened on this one so far, but it’s relatively early days!)

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By *atharine WTV/TS
5 weeks ago

southend

Smart motorways 🤬

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By *ittlefishMan
5 weeks ago

S Yorks

Tik Tok.

“Influencers”

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By *axfactorMan
5 weeks ago

annan

Cunts on electric motorbikes

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By *utcock61Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow

Turnip,vile things.

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By *roy1701dMan
5 weeks ago

London

Depends what you do with it😜

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Rhubarb Rhubarb

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By *eefandfurMan
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!"
make the £7 from April

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By *eefandfurMan
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!make the £7 from April "

It's been a while. I bought a machine.

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By *tar33Man
5 weeks ago

North London (outer)

People who do three point turns on busy roads.

People who have their phones on speaker, especially on buses or the underground.

Scummy fly-tippers.

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By *utcock61Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow

LMAO.so many gullable folks with to much money.

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By *tar33Man
5 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"starbucks, costa, cafe nero, etc. £5 for a cup of milky coffee? fuck off!"

Sort yourself out, buy your own bean-to-cup machine.

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By *tar33Man
5 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Vocal fry.

'Can I get?'.

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By *lasbiMan
5 weeks ago

Glasgow/London

Cosmetic surgery.

Was walking through town today and the number of people who had obviously been… “enhanced” (in their opinion I assume) was mental. Between tattooed eyebrows, turkey teeth, duck lips, etc. I didn’t feel like I was on the right planet

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By *andomguy321Man
5 weeks ago

reading

Mobile phones & any form of accessing online social media ..... Just for 48 hours.

As a social experiment.

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By *ndy457Man
5 weeks ago

Gosport

"Vocal fry.

'Can I get?'."

Vocal fry x 100

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By *ab1111Man
5 weeks ago

hook.

Donald trump and his followers

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By *wej1Man
5 weeks ago

Grantham

Crap Richard for starters

Spambots

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By *tar33Man
5 weeks ago

North London (outer)

People who bang on about 'communities', x10 if they use the glottal stop.

The proliferation of gambling and how it's pushed at younger people. Double points if they sneak the word 'cheeky' in when talking about a bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain

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By *tar33Man
5 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain"

Oh that old trope. I've worked on projects and sat on committees with politicians on a number of occasions. I've always found them to be decent, intelligent, caring and hard working individuals.

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By *ooking for sexy funMan
5 weeks ago

Taunton

People who write dose instead of does thick twats

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By *oundmyarse1970Man
5 weeks ago

South norwood

Every single politician world wide

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By *opipu8800Man
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Daily Mail readers, Reform Voters, and people who have Ofcom on speed dial.

That Venn diagram is close to being a circle.

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By *eefandfurMan
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Daily Mail readers, Reform Voters, and people who have Ofcom on speed dial.

That Venn diagram is close to being a circle."

Be honest, you've never even looked at their celebrity gossip?

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By *ndsotobedMan
5 weeks ago

Towcester

Men who wear their wives’ panties. Buy your own ffs!

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By *ennthebigMan
5 weeks ago

Erdington

The Welsh. What are they for?

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By *atureTransTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Waterlooville

A.I. put sh*t in get Sh*t out.

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By *ndyfy7Man
5 weeks ago

Fleetwood

Claudia Winkleman

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By *paldingbi2Man
5 weeks ago

Spalding

"I'm going to go for coriander, absolutely vile stuff. Tastes like dishsoap. It's not a herb, it's a betrayal "

You literally have the wrong genes - bad luck!

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By *0yguyMan
5 weeks ago

Cumbria

"The Welsh. What are they for?"

To keep the English and Irish apart.

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By *edBearMan
5 weeks ago

Manchester

VAR

Fascists

Man buns

Royal Family

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain

Oh that old trope. I've worked on projects and sat on committees with politicians on a number of occasions. I've always found them to be decent, intelligent, caring and hard working individuals."

I stand by my post.

Totally out of touch with the real world. Look at the state of this country

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By *hyna HutchMan
5 weeks ago

valleys

"The Welsh. What are they for?"

Ooooh... Somebody's love left him for a Welsh guy. 😂

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

"All politicians

They're all liar's and in it for what they can gain

Oh that old trope. I've worked on projects and sat on committees with politicians on a number of occasions. I've always found them to be decent, intelligent, caring and hard working individuals.

I stand by my post.

Totally out of touch with the real world. Look at the state of this country"

I agree with you.

In the past, via my job at the time, had to liaise with a Tory MP & a Labour MP.

The Tory was a horrible little man, a right snob, conceited & arrogant. Typical typecast of a Tory, like Alan B’Stard.

The Labour was just a lazy fucker who couldn’t give a shit but was safe as houses as an MP being a Welsh constituency where Dolly the sheep would have been elected with a red rosette.

He’s actually in government now as a junior minister, stealing a living.

I’ll not name names.

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
5 weeks ago

Ludlow

"Men who wear their wives’ panties. Buy your own ffs!"

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By *tar33Man
5 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Personification of inanimate objects, e.g. labelling grocery products as 'I'm New', instead of New, or buses decorated with 'I'm Electric'.

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By *alking HeadMan
5 weeks ago

Bolton

Parking facing oncoming traffic, at night with your stupid LED lights on that could be used in a lighthouse.

People drinking red bull in pubs and making it smell like a nursery with toddlers addicted to Calpol.

The continuing existence of Gemma Collins.

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By *ubguyinbriefsMan
4 weeks ago

Dublin

People who don't know what a shower is for when meeting a guy

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By *alking HeadMan
4 weeks ago

Bolton

"Personification of inanimate objects, e.g. labelling grocery products as 'I'm New', instead of New, or buses decorated with 'I'm Electric'."

Or "Your" new supermarket/gas supplier/insurance comparison website. It's not mine. So fuck off.

Any fucking comparison website. Websites comparing comparison sites? Just wait.

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By *dstefiMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull

"Personification of inanimate objects, e.g. labelling grocery products as 'I'm New', instead of New, or buses decorated with 'I'm Electric'."

You'd love Brum, all the buses have ladies' names on them. When I used to give a mate a lift into work from out of town we'd play a game spotting ones we knew

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By *dstefiMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull

Local "news" websites that you can't read because of all the bloody ads in the way.

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By *hyna HutchMan
4 weeks ago

valleys

"Local "news" websites that you can't read because of all the bloody ads in the way. "

.....and they want paying to read certain stories now. Gangsters.

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By *roy1701dMan
4 weeks ago

London

Restaurants adding a service charge on the bill. Why? They get paid minimum wage or more like many other jobs. You don't see retailers adding it on after you buy clothes. Many of those workers are on the same money and work a lot harder.

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By *0yguyMan
4 weeks ago

Cumbria

"Restaurants adding a service charge on the bill. Why? They get paid minimum wage or more like many other jobs. You don't see retailers adding it on after you buy clothes. Many of those workers are on the same money and work a lot harder."

Businesses should pay their own staff a reasonable living wage, and not expect customers to pay them with tips and service charges. I don’t mind tipping for exceptional service though. Remember service charges are optional and you can decline to pay them.

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By *erscumdumpMan
4 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

Air fryers

People dont clean up dog shit, and people who walk over flower beds. I think theyre the same People.

School drop off.

Limescale

Children that scream when they play.

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By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

People who campaign to have the withdraw bus service to be reinstated.

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By *MB9Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton

"Air fryers

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🤣🤣 why?

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By *eefandfurMan
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Air fryers

🤣🤣 why?"

Ye can't beat a good chip pan full of beef dripping.

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By *3versMan
4 weeks ago

glasgow

Oat Milk

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By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Oat Milk"
apparently it can't be called oat milk any more

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By *3versMan
4 weeks ago

glasgow

"Oat Milk apparently it can't be called oat milk any more "

Quite right too, how could you ever milk an oat?

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By *etterbiggerMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over

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By *tnbulgesMan
4 weeks ago

Brighton Elm Grove

"Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over

"
. Ooh never thought of that one. That's a very suggestion

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By *alking HeadMan
4 weeks ago

Bolton

"Air fryers

People dont clean up dog shit, and people who walk over flower beds. I think theyre the same People.

School drop off.

Limescale

Children that scream when they play.

Biz did a one off special "Air Fryer Girl".

Flew around finding problems, didn't help, just informed them she had an air fryer and fucked off again. I found it very true to life

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By *earlyrichTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Somewhere in time

Books, tv programs and films that don't have a proper ending.

I invest time and money to read-watch, and then have to decide how the story ends! Just finish the damn story!

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By *idfielderMan
4 weeks ago

north west

The missus

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Old people in shops who stand with a trolley in front of the thing you want off the shelf for ages while they decide that they have no fucking clue what they are looking at anyway...ffs Xx

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By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Air fryers

🤣🤣 why?

Ye can't beat a good chip pan full of beef dripping.

An air fryer is perfect for cooking a pie or a frozen battered fish to go with the chips though.

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By *eefandfurMan
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Old people in shops who stand with a trolley in front of the thing you want off the shelf for ages while they decide that they have no fucking clue what they are looking at anyway...ffs Xx"

Yes Margaret, it's milk, it's not complicated. They've even colour coded it for you.

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By *iBobOxonMan
4 weeks ago

Thame/Aylesbury

"Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over

I just sold an old bass guitar to a man who told me he was ‘super excited’ to have found such an example.

I’m not a violent man, but I felt like giving him a biff on the nose.

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By *vgGuyMan
4 weeks ago

There

Smelly fart under the bed-sheets.

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By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Super

Super quick

Super easy

Super hard

Super complicated

IT'S VERY, THE WORD YOU NEED IS VERY.

there, super rant over

I just sold an old bass guitar to a man who told me he was ‘super excited’ to have found such an example.

I’m not a violent man, but I felt like giving him a biff on the nose. "

That reminds me - curmudgeons.

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
4 weeks ago

Ludlow

"Old people in shops who stand with a trolley in front of the thing you want off the shelf for ages while they decide that they have no fucking clue what they are looking at anyway...ffs Xx"

True

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By *erscumdumpMan
4 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

"Air fryers

🤣🤣 why?"

They're so fucking ugly, sitting there like a Fiat 500 on the worktop.

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By *laingreedyMan
4 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"I'm going to go for coriander, absolutely vile stuff. Tastes like dishsoap. It's not a herb, it's a betrayal "

I quite like coriander but then again I don’t have the same genetics as you.

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By *hilmeMan
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Meghan and Harry, labour party,

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By *laingreedyMan
4 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Oat Milk apparently it can't be called oat milk any more "

What’s it called now? Pointless?? Gopping??? Thon strained vomit????

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By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Oat Milk apparently it can't be called oat milk any more

What’s it called now? Pointless?? Gopping??? Thon strained vomit????"

Oat drink, I quite like it with a bowl of muesli.

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By *ust4inchesMan
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Political posts in these Forums

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By *anfun1090Man
4 weeks ago

Monaghan

Free to play games and dlc's. Battlepasses. Vaults or loot crates. You buy a game, the disk is empty, you download the game and find out you cant play half things on it unless you spend another 50 euro. Then they relese some over powered thing that everone else buys so you end up having to buy more crap just to make it an even game.

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By *teHLMan
4 weeks ago

wirral

Oysters ! Are you messing if you like them !

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By *loke1Man
3 days ago

london

Men in lingerie

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By *ndsotobedMan
3 days ago

Towcester

The smell of condoms

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By *ub4daddyukMan
3 days ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth

Coriander... parsnips

Soda bread and artisan food.........I actually like soda bread but I'm so over fucking soda bread, it's everywhere. I did a lot of going out in the past month and every roll or piece of bread ( I'm looking at you cafe attached to farm shop) that I came across was soda bread.

Same for artisan food...there's cheap food shit out there but there's plenty of nice food and nutritious, artisan isn't the be and end all of quality food. A decent supermarket is closer and I could just chuck a twenty in the bin to make it feel the same?

Scammers...my mum's elderly and has email and iPhone etc and having to constantly explain scams and what to not do with emails, banking etc is depressing

Not being able to phone a local branch of somewhere directly? You have to phone a central phone number and then try to navigate to get to speak to someone,then you still don't get through, a representative will speak to the store for you?

I just want to know has a red dog lead been found and handed in?

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By *1CrowMan
3 days ago

Sandhurst

Frog faced Farage

Audi drivers

Andover

Seafood

Phil Collins

Blokes in frilly panties

The word "panties"

Dubstep

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By *ountainMan
3 days ago

ipswich

"Frog faced Farage

Audi drivers

Andover

Seafood

Phil Collins

Blokes in frilly panties

The word "panties"

Dubstep

Why Phil Collins ?

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By *ylingMan
3 days ago

maidenhead

Cyclists

Audi drivers

Radio 1

Claudia Winkleman

Man Utd

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

Deliveroo/Just Eat delivery cyclists

People who can't park or think that hazard lights entitle them to park anywhere they like no matter if there are double lines or a crossing in their way

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By *1CrowMan
2 days ago

Sandhurst

"Frog faced Farage

Audi drivers

Andover

Seafood

Phil Collins

Blokes in frilly panties

The word "panties"

Dubstep

Why Phil Collins ?"

Because Sussudio. Worst song ever written.

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By *0yguyMan
2 days ago

Cumbria

I stayed in room 101 in a hotel this week. Really.

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By *tar33Man
2 days ago

North London (outer)

Influencers and YouTubers - talentless idiots.

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By *tar33Man
2 days ago

North London (outer)

People who stereotype the drivers of certain car brands such as BMW or Audi.

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By *1CrowMan
2 days ago

Sandhurst

I did encounter a polite BMW driver recently, but she was the exception that proves the rule.

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By *urvMan
2 days ago

christchurch Dorset

The government

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By *ub4roughMan
2 days ago

Your Place or Sauna

"Guys who are 'Top only' but have a profile full of arse pix and one flaccid cock pic (if you're lucky)"

As he said

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 days ago

North East

Uber Drivers

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By *heStroppySpunkyOneMan
2 days ago

Yorkshire

Findoms

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By *lackbootzMan
2 days ago

Hayes, Middx

I’m here to stick up for coriander.

And aubergines.

And rhubarb.

And oat milk.

Some of you shouldn’t be allowed nice things.

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By *penglerMan
2 days ago

Manchester

All illegal immigrants and quite a few of the so called legal ones as well.

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By *anleybeatonMan
2 days ago

london

the Kardashians

the duchess of Pork and the arsehole formerly known as Prince Andrew

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By *DC2000Man
2 days ago

Coningsby

"Influencers and YouTubers - talentless idiots."

Oh, I do so agree! Wtf?

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By *ichey6Man
21 hours ago

aberdeen

Tommeh

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By *usan 749ukTV/TS
21 hours ago

Bangor

Too many to list.

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By *usan 749ukTV/TS
21 hours ago

Bangor

I want to know how someone can be so stupid as to listen to these so called “influencers “. I have a different name for them, unemployed twats. Hopefully I haven’t offended anyone

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By *ichelle-hantsTV/TS
21 hours ago

H_yling island, Hants

My wife x

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By *tar33Man
21 hours ago

North London (outer)

"I’m here to stick up for coriander.

And aubergines.

And rhubarb.

And oat milk.

Some of you shouldn’t be allowed nice things.

I've been known to slip a few slices of avocado into my Insalata Caprese from time to time, just to piss off the Italian food purists.

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By *eepeter4Man
21 hours ago

Bournemouth

The Chief executive of Morrison's supermarket

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By *lackbootzMan
20 hours ago

Hayes, Middx

"I’m here to stick up for coriander.

And aubergines.

And rhubarb.

And oat milk.

Some of you shouldn’t be allowed nice things.

I've been known to slip a few slices of avocado into my Insalata Caprese from time to time, just to piss off the Italian food purists."

You definitely shouldn’t be allowed nice things.

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
17 hours ago

North East

When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

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By *tar33Man
12 hours ago

North London (outer)

"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult "

When you take time off work or stay in for a delivery or tradesman and they don't turn up.

When the delivery driver leaves your package outdoors to get wet, and you have an unlocked porch or other dry area that they can't be bothered with.

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By *oxymusicMan
12 hours ago

Cowbridge

"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult "

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

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By *oxymusicMan
12 hours ago

Cowbridge

"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult "

Delivery drivers who block the whole road to deliver something when there was ample space to pull in on the side!

Then take ages knocking door to door to find someone to take said package!

😜 🤨

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
11 hours ago

North East

"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

When you take time off work or stay in for a delivery or tradesman and they don't turn up.

When the delivery driver leaves your package outdoors to get wet, and you have an unlocked porch or other dry area that they can't be bothered with."

It depends what you deliver….

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
11 hours ago

North East

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
11 hours ago

North East

Gone Fishing and caught one already 😁 🎣 some will never learn 😂

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
11 hours ago

North East

"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩"

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care

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By *ub4daddyukMan
11 hours ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth

"I’m here to stick up for coriander.

And aubergines.

And rhubarb.

And oat milk.

Some of you shouldn’t be allowed nice things.

Aubergine..nice..and versatile

Love oat milk....it's like really really really watery ready brek!!

Others are puke...and if you have to cook something with ten bags of sugar to remove the 'Tart' there's something wrong

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By *oxymusicMan
11 hours ago

Cowbridge

"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care "

I knew you wouldn’t, being a little mischievous! 😝

I seem to remember you were/are a delivery driver. 👍😜

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
11 hours ago

North East

"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care

I knew you wouldn’t, being a little mischievous! 😝

I seem to remember you were/are a delivery driver. 👍😜"

I am mate and no hard feelings it’s all good banter which I love 😁

I deliver important items which is why it annoys me when some of my customers go out and miss the delivery

I was just letting off steam 😉

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By *ub4daddyukMan
11 hours ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth

"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care

I knew you wouldn’t, being a little mischievous! 😝

I seem to remember you were/are a delivery driver. 👍😜

I am mate and no hard feelings it’s all good banter which I love 😁

I deliver important items which is why it annoys me when some of my customers go out and miss the delivery

I was just letting off steam 😉"

Lovehoney?

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
10 hours ago

North East

"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care

I knew you wouldn’t, being a little mischievous! 😝

I seem to remember you were/are a delivery driver. 👍😜

I am mate and no hard feelings it’s all good banter which I love 😁

I deliver important items which is why it annoys me when some of my customers go out and miss the delivery

I was just letting off steam 😉

Lovehoney?"

😂😂 not quite

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By *oxymusicMan
10 hours ago

Cowbridge

"When people don’t wait in for a delivery then complain that you missed them 🤷🏻

Try staying in ffs it really not that difficult

Delivery drivers who used to knock me up at 7am when I’d only got to bed at 3am, especially weekends, when I was a cab driver to take in some tat for a neighbour!!

My cab had livery, taxi light on roof and a taxi plate on rear on the drive, no consideration that I may have worked late.

I never ordered stuff for myself to deliberately avoid this!

🤬😩

Tbf I’d never knock on someone’s door at 7am in the morning that is out of order even more so if it’s a delivery for the next door neighbour

Mind some delivery companies don’t have customer care

I knew you wouldn’t, being a little mischievous! 😝

I seem to remember you were/are a delivery driver. 👍😜

I am mate and no hard feelings it’s all good banter which I love 😁

I deliver important items which is why it annoys me when some of my customers go out and miss the delivery

I was just letting off steam 😉"

👍

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