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Markle's Jam. Fergie's Fish Paste?

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By *eefandfur OP   Man
3 days ago

Edinburgh

As Meghan and Harry dipped their toes into jam making, what food product could Fergie and Andy hawk, to supplement their income?

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By *oosterladMan
3 days ago

ipswich

Chocolate coins with their portraits embossed on each side.

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By *arridMan
3 days ago

Brighton

Similar to above but chocolate tea pots.

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By *3versMan
3 days ago

glasgow

Carrot chutney

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By *orcester GuyMan
3 days ago

Worcestershire North

Sex toys ?

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By *lackbootzMan
3 days ago

Hayes, Middx


"Chocolate coins with their portraits embossed on each side."

I would actually buy these. At least it would display a sense of humour and hubris.

A far cry from Meghan’s sloppy jam and naff dried flower sprinkles.

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By *eefandfur OP   Man
3 days ago

Edinburgh

If they had a sense of humour they could sell Harry's Ginger Nuts.

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By *lackbootzMan
3 days ago

Hayes, Middx


"As Meghan and Harry dipped their toes into jam making, what food product could Fergie and Andy hawk, to supplement their income? "

Anyway - you’re not thinking big enough. Did you not read the story coming out that Fergie had the brainwave of cloning QE2’s corgis and flogging those..?!

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By *lackbootzMan
3 days ago

Hayes, Middx


"If they had a sense of humour they could sell Harry's Ginger Nuts. "

If they sold lots of cheap stuff taking the piss out of Meghan and Harry they’d make a fortune.

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By *eefandfur OP   Man
3 days ago

Edinburgh


"As Meghan and Harry dipped their toes into jam making, what food product could Fergie and Andy hawk, to supplement their income?

Anyway - you’re not thinking big enough. Did you not read the story coming out that Fergie had the brainwave of cloning QE2’s corgis and flogging those..?! "

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Pleased to hear she's thinking of cloning, rather that using her other "skills" to extract their genetic essence... (shudder)

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By *420Man
3 days ago

Bristol

Maybe, a selection of memento mori items; photographs, and trinkets containing locks of hair (mostly ginger) or other fragments (Ferguson sucked toenails).

I'd go as far as suggesting a revival of The Hand of Glory for the Andrew: a mummified, pickled hand to be used as a dark talisman.

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By *lackbootzMan
3 days ago

Hayes, Middx


"Maybe, a selection of memento mori items; photographs, and trinkets containing locks of hair (mostly ginger) or other fragments (Ferguson sucked toenails).

I'd go as far as suggesting a revival of The Hand of Glory for the Andrew: a mummified, pickled hand to be used as a dark talisman.

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Don’t go there. I’d already wondered if she’d be getting Beatrice and Eugenie (their giant eyes can probably see in the dark like bush babies) scavenging in the crypt at St George's Chapel in Windsor Castle for royal relics.

“Real finger-bone of George V - bargain!!” starting price £1,999 coming to eBay soon.

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By *etterbiggerMan
3 days ago

Scunthorpe


"As Meghan and Harry dipped their toes into jam making, what food product could Fergie and Andy hawk, to supplement their income? "

Extra virgin olive oil of course

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By *uffolkbiguy69Man
3 days ago

Newmarket

Sweat free pizza toppings?

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By *IPMANMan
3 days ago

West London

So long as she doesn't clone the Princesses.....

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By *andyPMan
3 days ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe

Fergie could sell latex casts of her feet,perverts the world over would lap them up.

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