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By *ogk9 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

What annoys you most on this site ?. Mine is people saying I’m bored 🙄get a life I guess. Is other things which annoy me too

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By *ull bi for funMan
5 weeks ago

hull

Guys who say that they can accommodate on their profile, and then I ask if they wanna meet and where do they live and turn around and say they cannot accommodate.

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By *ust4inchesMan
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

People talking about Trump or Reform (or politics in general)

You asked - that’s my take.

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
5 weeks ago

Ludlow

Time wasters

Chat beginning with and no other message:

Hi

Hey

Hun

Horny

Suck me

Fuck me

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By *eiseMan
5 weeks ago

Cumbernauld

Too many gays, and don't get me started on the bi's...

😶

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By *ogk9 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

Yeah they’re all annoying and irritating. Guys who send a message or wink then log off.

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By *ogk9 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

Agreed. 2 idiots one in power and 1 trying to by any means

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By *ogk9 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

lol

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By *ust4inchesMan
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Agreed. 2 idiots one in power and 1 trying to by any means "

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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By *ennytTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Oxford, Abingdon south

Timewasters

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By *aul349Man
5 weeks ago

North of the Tyne


"Guys who say that they can accommodate on their profile, and then I ask if they wanna meet and where do they live and turn around and say they cannot accommodate. "

This is a massive problem.

And those with can accommodate in their profile but also say they can't in their about section...

Make your mind up....

My bugbear is picky guy, you match on 90% of interests but they make an excuse about why you are just not compatible... Seriously, what different does it make to a top guy whether I'm bottom or versatile... Or gay Vs bi... 🤷🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

People who get snippy about other people's philosophy because it doesn't fit their own

We are all individuals, if you don't like what I do move on... Xx

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"People talking about Trump or Reform (or politics in general)

You asked - that’s my take.

"

People who moan about the topic of threads clearly unable to comprehend the ability to just walk on by and make a point of posting in said threads to say so.

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By *ogk9 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

We are all different and should accept whoever people want to be and their likes

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By *hubbyGayTraffordMan
5 weeks ago

Stretford

Blokes on here inviting guys via forum posts to send pictures of their cocks.

Then the original bloke can't send one back or won't do.

Yet the same chap has made umpteen posts in the last two days.

I am frustrated as I was thinking ( originally ) about arranging a meet.

You have been warned fellas.

N as we all know , he ain't the only prick tease on here !

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

‘Rate my…tumour or some shit’

175 x 10, 10, 9.5, 8, 10, 7, 0, 5… 😴

‘What would you do to…’

175 x fuck, fuck, pass, fuck, pass, pass…ffs.

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By *uriousAboutCock1996Man
5 weeks ago

Wakefield

Guys not reading my profile before messaging me drive me up the wall. Every time I unhide my profile it's an endless stream of timewasters too lazy, too stupid, or both, to read my profile before asking me something I already answered a million times. A lot of these idiots actually message me multiple times, seemingly with no memory of having already messaged me the week prior despite the message they already sent being clear on their screen. It's like they have dementia or something.

Honestly it's made the site pretty much unusable for me lol.

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By *ogk9 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

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By *ogk9 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

A lot can’t read 🙄

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By *ral b..Man
4 weeks ago

.


"People who get snippy about other people's philosophy because it doesn't fit their own

We are all individuals, if you don't like what I do move on... Xx"

.

Im not (an individual).

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago


"People who get snippy about other people's philosophy because it doesn't fit their own

We are all individuals, if you don't like what I do move on... Xx.

Im not (an individual). "

Just one of the herd, most unattractive...

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By *iggreenockMan
4 weeks ago

Greenock

Almost everything. Connected with a couple of good guys though. It's a dreadful situation that's possibly more societal.

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By *iggreenockMan
4 weeks ago

Greenock

I meant it's a dreadful site. Not situation.

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By *iley_Starr115TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Guys that wink or message that are on the other side of the country. Unless you're planning a trip up I don't need to be getting messages from dudes from Devon

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By *loverfieldMan
4 weeks ago

Dalton


"Guys who say that they can accommodate on their profile, and then I ask if they wanna meet and where do they live and turn around and say they cannot accommodate.

This is a massive problem.

And those with can accommodate in their profile but also say they can't in their about section...

Make your mind up....

My bugbear is picky guy, you match on 90% of interests but they make an excuse about why you are just not compatible... Seriously, what different does it make to a top guy whether I'm bottom or versatile... Or gay Vs bi... 🤷🏻"

As a top, it does make a difference to me whether a guy is gay vs bi, and also whether a guy is bottom or versatile.

I am surprised you would class that as being picky.

But we all see things differently.

My preferences are based on previous experiences, and on mistakes I do not want to repeat.

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By *lackbootzMan
4 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx


"Guys that wink or message that are on the other side of the country. Unless you're planning a trip up I don't need to be getting messages from dudes from Devon "

Is it that painful for you to receive an appreciative message or the compliment of a wink from someone in Devon?

Receiving a wink requires no action on your part. It’s a completely passive scenario. Do you really suck your teeth and go “Oh fuck… another wink from some dude in Devon to which I don’t have to react. That’s ruined my evening. 😞”..?

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By *iley_Starr115TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Guys that wink or message that are on the other side of the country. Unless you're planning a trip up I don't need to be getting messages from dudes from Devon

Is it that painful for you to receive an appreciative message or the compliment of a wink from someone in Devon?

Receiving a wink requires no action on your part. It’s a completely passive scenario. Do you really suck your teeth and go “Oh fuck… another wink from some dude in Devon to which I don’t have to react. That’s ruined my evening. 😞”..? "

Winks I can ignore but the messages get kinda annoying because it clogs the inbox

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By *lackbootzMan
4 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx


"Guys that wink or message that are on the other side of the country. Unless you're planning a trip up I don't need to be getting messages from dudes from Devon

Is it that painful for you to receive an appreciative message or the compliment of a wink from someone in Devon?

Receiving a wink requires no action on your part. It’s a completely passive scenario. Do you really suck your teeth and go “Oh fuck… another wink from some dude in Devon to which I don’t have to react. That’s ruined my evening. 😞”..?

Winks I can ignore but the messages get kinda annoying because it clogs the inbox "

Presumably you don’t reply to unwanted messages… and it takes all of two seconds to press delete…

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By *anDadBodMan
4 weeks ago

Speke

being asked what i’m into, everything they need to know is on my profile 🤷‍♂️

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By *excessMan
4 weeks ago

Sleaford


"being asked what i’m into, everything they need to know is on my profile 🤷‍♂️"

Last night, exactly this happened, again!!

At which point I stop replying.

The melt is probably calling me for being ignorant.

It's simple, you can't be arsed to read my profile, I can't be arsed to engage with you.

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By *ral b..Man
4 weeks ago

.


"People who get snippy about other people's philosophy because it doesn't fit their own

We are all individuals, if you don't like what I do move on... Xx.

Im not (an individual).

Just one of the herd, most unattractive..."

..

Like the rest of the Judea people's front

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By *ennthebigMan
4 weeks ago

Erdington

Believe it or not, people asking how I am.

It’s even in real life I hate it.

People don’t actually care how you are and if you actually tell them anything more than yes, they don’t know what the fuck to do.

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By *ust4inchesMan
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"People talking about Trump or Reform (or politics in general)

You asked - that’s my take.

People who moan about the topic of threads clearly unable to comprehend the ability to just walk on by and make a point of posting in said threads to say so.

"

and

The question was what annoys you. I answered. I didn't say I read them all and or that I didn't pass them by.

There is no wrong answer to "what annoys you?"

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By *iassloverMan
4 weeks ago

Rugby


"Guys that wink or message that are on the other side of the country. Unless you're planning a trip up I don't need to be getting messages from dudes from Devon "

I've had loads like that.

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By *iassloverMan
4 weeks ago

Rugby


"People who get snippy about other people's philosophy because it doesn't fit their own

We are all individuals, if you don't like what I do move on... Xx.

Im not (an individual).

Just one of the herd, most unattractive.....

Like the rest of the Judea people's front "

Abdvthe People's front of Judea. Splitters!

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By *iassloverMan
4 weeks ago

Rugby

I hate that. I've had a few guys who were 100 miles away asking me to meet them multiple times.

That and multiple identical copy/paste messages every couple of weeks or so.

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By *islimsxguyMan
4 weeks ago

Chadwell Heath


"Guys that wink or message that are on the other side of the country. Unless you're planning a trip up I don't need to be getting messages from dudes from Devon

I've had loads like that."

That and winks/messages from bottom guys who obviously haven't read my profile properly.

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By *ust4inchesMan
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

The question was "What annoys you most on this site?"

When someone answers it's a fact. That's what annoys them. It's not an invitation to debate their annoyance or a request to prove them wrong. It's how they feel.

If I say I don't like eggs then I don't need someone telling me that I should.

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By *erscumdumpMan
4 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

The inability to have a conversation and string a sentence togetehr. Sometimes it feels like im messaging with a moron. Quite often I am.

And guys that seem promising but who quickly jump to wanting group sex. If you want that, you organise it and invite me or ask me to host it. The mindset that bttms think there are queues of men all available at the same time is sheer fantasy.

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By *uriousAboutCock1996Man
4 weeks ago

Wakefield

Another one is guys who have weird kinks they don't disclose right away. Can't tell you the amount of times I've had a nice chat with a guy and they'd randomly let slip they're into something totally gross. I end up feeling not only like I wasted my time, but also that I was manipulated by a guy who knew I'd reject if they were honest from the start.

While I'm on the topic, pushy guys. If I say no to something, it means no. Pushing makes me LESS likely to go along with you. Stop acting like a predator.

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By *erasusMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Two things…..

“What are you into?”

Despite clearly stating, for example, I’m unable to meet for now, the repetitive ‘can you not just get away ‘

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By *arcus BezzantMan
4 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

Anyone mentioning bloody "Panties"

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
4 weeks ago

cockermouth

Too many men on here! Find your own site ☺️🎣🎣

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By *arriedbiMan
4 weeks ago

Aldershot

When profile not read when put not on tgard or cam n they ask me am I on ....... Lol

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By *dstefiMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull


"Anyone mentioning bloody "Panties""

PANTIES!

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

When you say no thanks to a meet and get the same guys with the same message days after

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By *rishgigngerMan
4 weeks ago

Ashford


"Another one is guys who have weird kinks they don't disclose right away. Can't tell you the amount of times I've had a nice chat with a guy and they'd randomly let slip they're into something totally gross. I end up feeling not only like I wasted my time, but also that I was manipulated by a guy who knew I'd reject if they were honest from the start.

Like the stupid posts of tell me your fantasy etc , then people saying can’t say on here🙄 🥱

While I'm on the topic, pushy guys. If I say no to something, it means no. Pushing makes me LESS likely to go along with you. Stop acting like a predator."

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By *annyDanielleMan
4 weeks ago

Street, Somerset


"Guys who say that they can accommodate on their profile, and then I ask if they wanna meet and where do they live and turn around and say they cannot accommodate. "

This. Also guys that ask what i'm into, i think i've already detailed that in my profile. Guys that send messages telling me what they want to do to me even though they're 200 miles away. Winks from hidden profiles or guys with no pics and minimal profile text. I could go on.

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By *annyDanielleMan
4 weeks ago

Street, Somerset


"Guys who say that they can accommodate on their profile, and then I ask if they wanna meet and where do they live and turn around and say they cannot accommodate.

This. Also guys that ask what i'm into, i think i've already detailed that in my profile. Guys that send messages telling me what they want to do to me even though they're 200 miles away. Winks from hidden profiles or guys with no pics and minimal profile text. I could go on. "

That legal bollocks people think can actually be enforced, especially when it's much longer than the bit they should be writing.

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By *dstefiMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull

Minimal or no profiles, and people without the attention span to read a longer one that says exactly what somebody's about.

If you can't be arsed to describe yourself in some detail, or think a minute or two of reading is too much, why the fuck do you think I should bother with you? Because of your absolutely amazing and unique cock? Got news for you, this site is not short of cocks

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By *hubby63Man
4 weeks ago

Great yarmouth

Being asked (what you looking for)

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By *achaTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bolton

Probably AI generated pictures and videos I think it’s a big problem on here now

I block anyone who posts them now x

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By *MB9Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"being asked what i’m into, everything they need to know is on my profile 🤷‍♂️"

I simply tell them to read my profile, to which they get stroppy 🤷‍♂️

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By *MB9Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"What annoys you most on this site ?. "

Too many bloody poofs! 😁

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Adult British males calling their arse an ass. I find that even more annoying than other silly terms like man-pussy and man-clit.

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By *en140Man
4 weeks ago

Bristol

People who call you "daddy"!

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By *uvolderMan
4 weeks ago

chester


"being asked what i’m into, everything they need to know is on my profile 🤷‍♂️

I simply tell them to read my profile, to which they get stroppy 🤷‍♂️ "

THIS is so spot on.

And others have prob mentioned the dreaded one or two word ´messages´ Hows you?meet now?phone fun? etc etc

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By *MB9Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"being asked what i’m into, everything they need to know is on my profile 🤷‍♂️

I simply tell them to read my profile, to which they get stroppy 🤷‍♂️

THIS is so spot on.

And others have prob mentioned the dreaded one or two word ´messages´ Hows you?meet now?phone fun? etc etc "

I often get "fuck meet now horny" if you can't form a coherent sentence then we're probably not going to meet anytime ever.

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By *hyna HutchMan
4 weeks ago

valleys

Mmmmmmmmmmm....

Err .. thanks?

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By *upertedMan
4 weeks ago

Nelson

Same with some that say "tempted me.."

Nothing screams pic collector louder. 📸

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By *eefandfurMan
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Message:"Hey"

Profile text: "Fill in later"

Location "nearby"

Detective is not one of my many kinks.

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By *iassloverMan
4 weeks ago

Rugby

One that boils my piss is being called a timewaster and then blocked (those blocks become mutual) because I cannot drop everything at arsehole o' clock in the morning when I've got work at 4am and travel half way across Warwickshire to meet a guy who might themselves be a timewaster. One guy said take the day off sick.

Somehow I'm not sure a belly full of cum would quite cover the loss of a day's wages.

Be nice if it did.

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By *erscumdumpMan
4 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

...the barrage of messages when you dont respond immediately....

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By *uriousAboutCock1996Man
4 weeks ago

Wakefield


"One that boils my piss is being called a timewaster and then blocked (those blocks become mutual) because I cannot drop everything at arsehole o' clock in the morning when I've got work at 4am and travel half way across Warwickshire to meet a guy who might themselves be a timewaster. One guy said take the day off sick.

Somehow I'm not sure a belly full of cum would quite cover the loss of a day's wages.

Be nice if it did."

Somewhat similar thing happened to me. Had a guy message me out of the blue asking to meet. Said no. He messaged me again a week later. Said no. He messaged the next week, I said no again. He then proceeded to call me a timewaster and when I said "but you messaged me lol" he blocked me.

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By *ustOneBearMan
4 weeks ago

Neath

No shows. It’s the time you take to arrange a meet. Had a foursome yesterday but at least 8 people had said they were definitely coming.

It’s not the sites fault. It’s just a reflection of how pathetic some people are.

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By *addies Boy96Man
4 weeks ago

Rhebogue,Limerick

When you have it clearly that you cant acommidate and people still ask you if you can accomidate and what time

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

Christmas in December much better if it was done in July x

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By *ust looking.Man
4 weeks ago

clacton.

When you get a friend's request and you not even spoken to them,

Not even a wink or a fab first,

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By *tocky400Man
4 weeks ago

London / Essex

The amount of “I wish” comments. Mate there aint no Genies here get up and make it happen

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By *ate500TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Newcastle/Durham

The assumption that I'm always dressed waiting around in full makeup and lingerie ready to suck cock or be fucked 24/7

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By *tocky400Man
4 weeks ago

London / Essex


"When you get a friend's request and you not even spoken to them,

Not even a wink or a fab first, "

That’s it, everyone on this thread friend request him but don’t talk to him or fab his pictures 😂

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By *iassloverMan
4 weeks ago

Rugby


"...the barrage of messages when you dont respond immediately...."

Yep.

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By *seableMan
4 weeks ago

Halesowen

People claiming to be straight but with pictures of them deep up a guys arse

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By *iassloverMan
4 weeks ago

Rugby


"One that boils my piss is being called a timewaster and then blocked (those blocks become mutual) because I cannot drop everything at arsehole o' clock in the morning when I've got work at 4am and travel half way across Warwickshire to meet a guy who might themselves be a timewaster. One guy said take the day off sick.

Somehow I'm not sure a belly full of cum would quite cover the loss of a day's wages.

Be nice if it did.

Somewhat similar thing happened to me. Had a guy message me out of the blue asking to meet. Said no. He messaged me again a week later. Said no. He messaged the next week, I said no again. He then proceeded to call me a timewaster and when I said "but you messaged me lol" he blocked me. "

Heh yep. And there are the (admittedly rarer) ones that get abusive and block, but unblock to send more abuse. That's why I often block them if they blocked in order to prevent that.

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By *ingers4meMan
4 weeks ago

Formby

Biggest is not meeting anyone anymore.

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By *iassloverMan
4 weeks ago

Rugby


"People claiming to be straight but with pictures of them deep up a guys arse "

Yep. They're certainly in denial. Not much point denying it on here of all places.

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By *arwick1Man
4 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

That so many Hotties seem to be in Northern Ireland ( particularly in Donegal ) and that I am not!

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By *oe_66WFMan
4 weeks ago

Darton

That ones that start chatting then completely ghost you, then block you..I'd rather someone tell me if they don't want to talk . Really grinds my gears ..

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By *ondonjeansMan
4 weeks ago

London WC1

Definitely guys making firm, definite arrangements to meet and then going silent or blocking you when you try to confirm the time and place. They don't need to say they're too scared, or that the gf has come home, or their grandmother is ill, or the budgie has had a heart attack - a simple, sorry I can't make it would suffice.

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By *awty butniceMan
4 weeks ago

near you

Mine is people contact you telling you that they're dressed horny feeling nawty n wanna play on WhatsApp or telegram.so U get dressed get back to them.hi U ready to play on video call.oh sorry I can't wife's in next room or upstairs it's too risky.im sorry but your dressed watching porn with your cock out.come on stop wasting the time and effort of the genuine good people on this site go and play some where else

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By *uriousAboutCock1996Man
4 weeks ago

Wakefield


"That ones that start chatting then completely ghost you, then block you..I'd rather someone tell me if they don't want to talk . Really grinds my gears .."

That also happened to me. Keep getting guys who show what seems like genuine interest only for them to vanish off the face of the earth. At this point I don't trust my own judgement anymore lol.

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By *xd2Man
4 weeks ago

oxford

Guys who look at your profile all the time but never make contact

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By *iassloverMan
4 weeks ago

Rugby


"Guys who look at your profile all the time but never make contact "

That's a lovely cock, has to be said

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By *atureTransTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Waterlooville


"Anyone mentioning bloody "Panties""

That will just be the time of the month.

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By *ust4inchesMan
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

People who don’t know the difference between:

Two, to and too

There, their and they’re

And people who can’t spell accommodate even though it’s here on the site for them to see.

Obviously dyslexic people get a pass on the spelling.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

Cockerel at 5am

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By *MB9Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"People who don’t know the difference between:

Two, to and too

There, their and they’re

And people who can’t spell accommodate even though it’s here on the site for them to see.

Obviously dyslexic people get a pass on the spelling. "

Should of instead of should have turns me into raging maniac.

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By *MB9Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton

Them "meet now?"

Me "it's 4am"

Them "what's your address"

Me "It's 4.01am"

Them "meet now?"

Me "it's 4.02 am. NO"

Them "timewaster"

🤷

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By *eefandfurMan
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

discrete

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By *uriousAboutCock1996Man
4 weeks ago

Wakefield

Guys who message you when you're online, you reply within a minute or two, and then they go offline right away. Then pop up again a week later and keep talking as if oblivious a week has passed.

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By *ust4inchesMan
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"People who don’t know the difference between:

Two, to and too

There, their and they’re

And people who can’t spell accommodate even though it’s here on the site for them to see.

Obviously dyslexic people get a pass on the spelling.

Should of instead of should have turns me into raging maniac. "

Yes, that too 🤦‍♂️

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By *oxymusicMan
4 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"People who don’t know the difference between:

Two, to and too

There, their and they’re

And people who can’t spell accommodate even though it’s here on the site for them to see.

Obviously dyslexic people get a pass on the spelling. "

Spelling police especially on pretty anonymous hook up sites.

Why on earth would that be an annoyance?? 😧

“Fancy a fcuk in my palace, will send a limo & driver to pick you up and I got 12’ prick…”

“Fuck that! Thicko!”

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

Me lol x

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By *oaq2Man
4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"discrete"

Here here 😄

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By *ust4inchesMan
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"People who don’t know the difference between:

Two, to and too

There, their and they’re

And people who can’t spell accommodate even though it’s here on the site for them to see.

Obviously dyslexic people get a pass on the spelling.

Spelling police especially on pretty anonymous hook up sites.

Why on earth would that be an annoyance?? 😧

“Fancy a fcuk in my palace, will send a limo & driver to pick you up and I got 12’ prick…”

“Fuck that! Thicko!”"

It annoys me. I don’t have to explain it. The question was “What annoys you on here”

I answered it. If you don’t like it that’s just tough.

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By *ust4inchesMan
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Not knowing the difference between “Losing” and “Loosing” is also fucking annoying.

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By *oaq2Man
4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Adult British males calling their arse an ass. I find that even more annoying than other silly terms like man-pussy and man-clit."

And when did a cunt become a pussy? I'm happy with fanny or even minge, but pussy - even when it's shaved?🤔

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By *rancd2TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Adult British males calling their arse an ass. I find that even more annoying than other silly terms like man-pussy and man-clit."

Loved the Mickey Flanagan bit about how cockney ‘House’ sounds like American ‘Ass’.

Asking an American girl if he could come in her house and promising to not be long, leave it tidy and not make a messy. Hilarious

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Adult British males calling their arse an ass. I find that even more annoying than other silly terms like man-pussy and man-clit.

And when did a cunt become a pussy? I'm happy with fanny or even minge, but pussy - even when it's shaved?🤔"

Exactly. A pussy is a pet euphemism for a cat. A rather languid cat at that whereas more assertive and more feral ones ones earn the epithet moggy. Plus you should never consider shaving a cat

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By *evansmileMan
4 weeks ago

Macclesfield


"Guys that wink or message that are on the other side of the country. Unless you're planning a trip up I don't need to be getting messages from dudes from Devon

Is it that painful for you to receive an appreciative message or the compliment of a wink from someone in Devon?

Receiving a wink requires no action on your part. It’s a completely passive scenario. Do you really suck your teeth and go “Oh fuck… another wink from some dude in Devon to which I don’t have to react. That’s ruined my evening. 😞”..? "

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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By *oxymusicMan
4 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"That so many Hotties seem to be in Northern Ireland ( particularly in Donegal ) and that I am not! "

Shirty you’ve pulled!

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By *ray_UKMan
4 weeks ago

Worcester- ish


"Guys not reading my profile before messaging me drive me up the wall. Every time I unhide my profile it's an endless stream of timewasters too lazy, too stupid, or both, to read my profile before asking me something I already answered a million times. A lot of these idiots actually message me multiple times, seemingly with no memory of having already messaged me the week prior despite the message they already sent being clear on their screen. It's like they have dementia or something.

Honestly it's made the site pretty much unusable for me lol."

Just this, enough said....

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By *ountrygentsCouple (MM)
4 weeks ago

Llandudno


"Guys who say that they can accommodate on their profile, and then I ask if they wanna meet and where do they live and turn around and say they cannot accommodate. "

That’s rich coming from someone who states can’t accommodate on their profile.

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By *oxymusicMan
4 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"Adult British males calling their arse an ass. I find that even more annoying than other silly terms like man-pussy and man-clit.

And when did a cunt become a pussy? I'm happy with fanny or even minge, but pussy - even when it's shaved?🤔

Exactly. A pussy is a pet euphemism for a cat. A rather languid cat at that whereas more assertive and more feral ones ones earn the epithet moggy. Plus you should never consider shaving a cat "

A cock is a rooster, how did that ever become a penis?

A shaved rooster??

Dick, Willy? Shortened English Christian names. Ah right, like a penis??

At least a man clit is more anatomically relevant to a human than what a rooster is as a completely different species.

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By *immewillyMan
4 weeks ago

Dundee


"Guys that wink or message that are on the other side of the country. Unless you're planning a trip up I don't need to be getting messages from dudes from Devon

Is it that painful for you to receive an appreciative message or the compliment of a wink from someone in Devon?

Receiving a wink requires no action on your part. It’s a completely passive scenario. Do you really suck your teeth and go “Oh fuck… another wink from some dude in Devon to which I don’t have to react. That’s ruined my evening. 😞”..?

Winks I can ignore but the messages get kinda annoying because it clogs the inbox "

C’mon - Just delete them! it just takes a click/nanosecond

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By *iss Leanne BTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Manchester


"Not knowing the difference between “Losing” and “Loosing” is also fucking annoying."

👍

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By *hooseanameMan
4 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

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By *hooseanameMan
4 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

People who vanish mid conversation

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By *av1511Man
4 weeks ago

Basingstoke

When you you don't reply immediately about meeting straight away then they block you.

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By *rimalbearMan
4 weeks ago

Near Ashburton


"Guys not reading my profile before messaging me drive me up the wall. Every time I unhide my profile it's an endless stream of timewasters too lazy, too stupid, or both, to read my profile before asking me something I already answered a million times. A lot of these idiots actually message me multiple times, seemingly with no memory of having already messaged me the week prior despite the message they already sent being clear on their screen. It's like they have dementia or something.

Honestly it's made the site pretty much unusable for me lol."

This is so true lol

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By *ust4inchesMan
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Adult British males calling their arse an ass. I find that even more annoying than other silly terms like man-pussy and man-clit.

And when did a cunt become a pussy? I'm happy with fanny or even minge, but pussy - even when it's shaved?🤔

Exactly. A pussy is a pet euphemism for a cat. A rather languid cat at that whereas more assertive and more feral ones ones earn the epithet moggy. Plus you should never consider shaving a cat

A cock is a rooster, how did that ever become a penis?

A shaved rooster??

Dick, Willy? Shortened English Christian names. Ah right, like a penis??

At least a man clit is more anatomically relevant to a human than what a rooster is as a completely different species."

The word “cock” does not only refer to a rooster. It describes several other things and can be used grammatically in different ways.

Maybe you should do some research.

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By *kxdressTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Stafford

Annoying, the ones who spit their dummy because you didn't respond to a message straight away.

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By *i chanceMan
4 weeks ago

Durham

The same old one

Approaches from guys who haven’t read my profile and/or don’t match my requirements.

Apart from that I’m pretty easy going.

Oh, bad spelling and grammar too.

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Adult British males calling their arse an ass. I find that even more annoying than other silly terms like man-pussy and man-clit.

And when did a cunt become a pussy? I'm happy with fanny or even minge, but pussy - even when it's shaved?🤔

Exactly. A pussy is a pet euphemism for a cat. A rather languid cat at that whereas more assertive and more feral ones ones earn the epithet moggy. Plus you should never consider shaving a cat

A cock is a rooster, how did that ever become a penis?

A shaved rooster??

Dick, Willy? Shortened English Christian names. Ah right, like a penis??

At least a man clit is more anatomically relevant to a human than what a rooster is as a completely different species."

Cock is also a plumbing term and a nautical tern I believe although not quite sure in what context.

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By *ittlefishMan
4 weeks ago

S Yorks


"Them "meet now?"

Me "it's 4am"

Them "what's your address"

Me "It's 4.01am"

Them "meet now?"

Me "it's 4.02 am. NO"

Them "timewaster"

🤷"

👆👆👆👆👆👆 this

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By *mdikdaveMan
4 weeks ago

Canterbury

Guys not reading profile especially when you state you can't accom....first question you accom? Ffs no you twat!

Guys on here saying a cocks a cock you should like it....not if it's attached to 50 stone of blubber and that's not your thing!

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By *ip71Man
4 weeks ago

Darlington

People I just hate people.. Not all... But most

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By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"People I just hate people.. Not all... But most "

You should see a doctor, it looks like you're suffering from depression.

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Them "meet now?"

Me "it's 4am"

Them "what's your address"

Me "It's 4.01am"

Them "meet now?"

Me "it's 4.02 am. NO"

Them "timewaster"

🤷"

Not quite that late. Around 2am on a cold February morning a guy wanted me to drive 52 miles to his place for sex. I refused politely and got branded a timewaster!

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By *mdikdaveMan
4 weeks ago

Canterbury

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By *mdikdaveMan
4 weeks ago

Canterbury


"People I just hate people.. Not all... But most "

With you on this one! 😆😆

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By *oxymusicMan
4 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"

The word “cock” does not only refer to a rooster. It describes several other things and can be used grammatically in different ways.

Maybe you should do some research. "

As with a lot of language the term cock for a penis cannot be definitely determined but probably oldest and most likely is the cock that is the ‘male farmyard fowl,’ and in use since about 14th century England.

I was familiar with this anyway and my post was accurate.

You, however, should take your own advice and gain a little knowledge first before commenting. Again.

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By *ixer61Man
4 weeks ago

Aycliffe

Fuys who say they're leaving the site because they don't get any meets. Surprise surprise they're still on months later

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By *pdudeMan
4 weeks ago

newtown

People replying to messages mmmmmmm constantly

Gets my goat for sure.

I took the time to write it now take the time to answer it properly.

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By *uriousAboutCock1996Man
4 weeks ago

Wakefield

Have to be honest, the site as a whole annoys me lol. It's proper put me off wanting to meet a guy for real and I've basically accepted it's not gonna happen, not with someone I meet on here at least. Even the "genuine" guys end up not being if you talk to them long enough and the ones I enjoy talking to the most live too far away. Never thought I'd say it's easier for me to meet women lmao.

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By *rian4bifunMan
4 weeks ago

Selby

Usually from a blank profile as "wot you into" or "got face pic" .

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By *i chanceMan
4 weeks ago

Durham

Initiating a conversation then only using one or two word responses. Express yourself man!

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By *opcock58Man
4 weeks ago

Helston

People who constantly moan about this site and it's members. Nobody is forcing you to use this site if it annoys you so much.

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By *ick1961Man
4 weeks ago

near herne bay....ish

When you say that you can’t meet because you’re at home with the wife.

“ can’t you say you’re just going to the shops or something “

Yeah, I pop out to go shopping all the time & come home empty handed !

Fuck sake !

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By *ub_CandyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Telford

When you say you are looking for a dom top

Then they say yes that’s me I’m your man then says we can do whatever you want!!!!! FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago


"The assumption that I'm always dressed waiting around in full makeup and lingerie ready to suck cock or be fucked 24/7 "

Ha ha this everytime. That and people who don’t think you work. Just are available 24/7.

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By *ichtea284Man
4 weeks ago

Beccles


"When you say that you can’t meet because you’re at home with the wife.

“ can’t you say you’re just going to the shops or something “

Yeah, I pop out to go shopping all the time & come home empty handed !

Fuck sake !"

Yep get that quite a lot too

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By *uriousAboutCock1996Man
4 weeks ago

Wakefield


"Initiating a conversation then only using one or two word responses. Express yourself man!"

That's almost everyone at this point. Like trying to hold a conversation with the Speaking Clock.

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By *owerplay823Man
4 weeks ago

Brighton

People who just send hi, or hey daily but no pics or anything on profile

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By *ennthebigMan
4 weeks ago

Erdington

I also hate people with blank profiles literally just saying hi, then ‘wanna meet?’ I tell them to work on theirs profile first, then they say ‘can you help me?’ No, that’s not my bloody job. You’re on the wrong site if you don’t know your sled.

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By *0skidMan
4 weeks ago

Stockton

People who think a chat is

Thanks

Nice

Great

Yes

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By *ajkumarkapoorMan
4 weeks ago

London

What annoys me most is no face pic and doesn't know who one is talking to.

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By *0skidMan
4 weeks ago

Stockton

People on cam with a really loud radio or telly with any old shit on .

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By *onythebigbullMan
4 weeks ago

liverpool

What you in to 😡😡

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By *ullmytriggerMan
4 weeks ago

Crewe

For me yes when people say things and they don't mean it but then again that's the people not the site... So I would say the searching for couples... Why can there not be like a search for them by area?

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By *ames canMan
4 weeks ago

monaghan


"Guys that wink or message that are on the other side of the country. Unless you're planning a trip up I don't need to be getting messages from dudes from Devon

Is it that painful for you to receive an appreciative message or the compliment of a wink from someone in Devon?

Receiving a wink requires no action on your part. It’s a completely passive scenario. Do you really suck your teeth and go “Oh fuck… another wink from some dude in Devon to which I don’t have to react. That’s ruined my evening. 😞”..?

Winks I can ignore but the messages get kinda annoying because it clogs the inbox "

....if only there was some mechanism whereby we could get rid of messages we don't want to answer....come on admin....step up.....

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By *rishgigngerMan
4 weeks ago

Ashford

Seeing a tv/cd on the hot pics , click on their profile and the are hot and with a nice big cock. But they’re always the other side of the country, that’s annoying

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By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"What annoys me most is no face pic and doesn't know who one is talking to. "

I don't have a face pic on my profile but I'm always happy to provide one if there's a prospect of meeting.

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By *uriousAboutCock1996Man
4 weeks ago

Wakefield

I know this was said already, but the average guy having less conversational skill than an AI chatbot.

"Hey hows you?"

"I'm good, what's up?"

"What you into?"

"Check my profile, mate, it's all there."

Then radio silence

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By *uriousAboutCock1996Man
4 weeks ago

Wakefield

I mean Jesus tapdancing Christ, YOU messaged ME. If I took the effort to engage in every conversation someone else started it'd be a full time job

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By *io rioTV/TS
4 weeks ago

stanmore

Asking for face pictures without sending one first

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