FabGuys.com forum: Embarrassed myself

By *uckitboi OP Man
4 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Was in Tesco earlier and I handed the sexy young man on the kiosk my lottery ticket and said that’s got a free lucky dick on it . We both laughed . I did blush . Any one else ahad a daft embarrassing thing happen

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By *erscumdumpMan
4 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

I turned up to a meet with odd trainers on once!

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By *anther81Man
4 weeks ago

navan

When in school I once answered a teacher with the answer organism but instead said orgasm in front of everybody in the room

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By *evanianMan
4 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

Years ago I was at a field event with a friend, we saw the ice-cream van and I offered to treat him, jokingly he said "I'll have a 69" without thinking any further I asked the guy serving for "two 69's please"....he must've heard it lots of times before as he just smiled and duly presented two 99 cones each with a flake and the obligatory topping of raspberry sauce "blood"..... just as I was passing my friend his, I suddenly realised what I'd just asked for and the embarrassment hit me much to my friend's amusement! 😅

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
4 weeks ago

Didcot

I attended a funeral in my Vans "trainers" I was in the funeral limo and half way to the crematorium before I realised I'd put the wrong shoes on.

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By *ason-DMan
4 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

Whilst I am partial to fish and chips, I sometimes have a pie and chips. On one occasion I asked for a pie and chips at a chippie run by an Italian family.

The lady said that they were out of pies, but “we have a luverley cod and a luverley rock” which she attempted to repeat, but said “we have a luverley cock a a luverley rod”!!!

I just about got through the door before exploding in laughter!

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By *ayhartMan
4 weeks ago

chesterfield

On our first meet with posh in-laws, we were having Kentucky fried chicken. My wife asked the guests if they wished to partake of our kenfucky tried chicken

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By *3versMan
4 weeks ago

glasgow

"On our first meet with posh in-laws, we were having Kentucky fried chicken. My wife asked the guests if they wished to partake of our kenfucky tried chicken

I'm hoping you had a Viennetta and Ferrero Rocher for afters

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By *onkfish10Man
4 weeks ago

Shropshire

I once went to work in odd shoes I left the house at 4am worst thing was didn't notice till 9 am think I was still asleep

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Slightly dyslexic so hated having to read aloud at school. Made a few faux pas's. One was when in stead of reading cart-horse I read cart-arse. Who form including the teacher, had a good laugh. And I got reminded or it for ages afterwards.

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By *ordladMan
4 weeks ago

Wrexham

I actually asked for cock porn instead of pop corn at local cinema ..God knows what was on my mind lol

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By *argaryenMan
4 weeks ago

Denton

I asked for blue durex at B&Q ...... for a painting project

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By *heshire BottomMan
4 weeks ago

Sandbach

"I asked for blue durex at B&Q ...... for a painting project

What do you stir the paint with?????

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By *actilePigMan
4 weeks ago

LINCOLN

I once went to the wrong crematorium for a friend's funeral. I stood solemnly nodding at everyone outside wondering why I didn't recognise anybody. It was only when I walked inside and I saw the name and photo of the person whose cremation it was. I legged it and got a cab to the right one just in time. I could just hear my recently departed friend laughing his arse off as I did it.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

Years ago when I was pretty ,yes I actually was lol .Some lads drove past me as I was walking down a busy high street in Bedford and they wolf whistled me, I turned my head and smiled then turned back and walked into a metal no waiting sign xx

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By *0yguyMan
4 weeks ago

Cumbria

A family friend who was hungry and waiting for dinner to be ready announced to the whole family that she was “absolutely ravished!”

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