FabGuys.com forum: Anatidaephobia

By *oxymusic OP Man
4 weeks ago

Cowbridge

Have self diagnosed.

Anybody else with this condition?

What are your coping mechanisms?

Should I create a support structure of one on one or group therapy sessions?

My doctor was useless, he’s just a quack.

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By *3versMan
4 weeks ago

glasgow

Foie gras is your answer

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By *rancd2TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Next time you’re swanning about and you feel it coming on, just duck

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By *oxleyMan
4 weeks ago

Wetherby

Was created by Larson…..

Doesn’t exist

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By *eversayNever200Man
4 weeks ago

Kendal

Only real cure is lots of vitamin C. I’d recommend an orange sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Could be worse it could be Koro Syndrome 😫

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By *entleoneMan
4 weeks ago

near heathrow

I had to see a quack about my afliction.

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By *astenotimeMan
4 weeks ago

Gedling

Kolcophobia

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Hook

As I was taking my lunchtime stroll today, a goose gave me side-eye for a good 2 minutes. I just dismissed it as my imagination but now I know for sure it was staring at me.

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By *rancd2TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

It’s good of you to want to take people under your wing

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By *eefandfurMan
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I had to move house because there was a pond with a clear view of the bedroom windows.

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By *MB9Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton

Can't believe I'm putting this out there but I have Alektorophobia. It stems from my brothers locking me in a chicken coop when I was a kid.

Blimey! That was tougher to admit than when I came out! 🫣

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By *eefandfurMan
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Can't believe I'm putting this out there but I have Alektorophobia. It stems from my brothers locking me in a chicken coop when I was a kid.

Blimey! That was tougher to admit than when I came out! 🫣"

Could use KFC as a form of exposure therapy, or revenge.

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By *heerstockingsfem19TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Gloucester

They are not watching you

…until you turn around.

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By *ettleTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bury St Edmunds

How much did your quack bill you for?

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Had to look it up as never heard of it. Think I may have the opposite as often used to have my lunch by the side of a river watching the antics that the ducks and geese got up to.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"They are not watching you

…until you turn around."

Just having a gander

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By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Only when they win The Ashes, fuckin' convicts.

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By *speedoMan
4 weeks ago

eastbourne

Don’t go to a park or wetland centre

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By *ocbigMan
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Can't believe I'm putting this out there but I have Alektorophobia. It stems from my brothers locking me in a chicken coop when I was a kid.

Blimey! That was tougher to admit than when I came out! 🫣"

Of the chicken coop?

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By *eatseekerMan
4 weeks ago

Bucks

I'll sell you some pills, if you cant afford them immediately I'll stick them on your bill.

Hoho

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By *izzer69Man
4 weeks ago

Maryport

You must be quackers

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By *astenotimeMan
4 weeks ago

Gedling

What a load of waddle

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Anatidaephobia - anybody else?