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By *rocky OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Salisbury

People who say "me" when it should be "my". And use the word "nan" instead of grandmother. And camp Liverpudlian grown men like Christopher Maloney (X factor) and Ant (Bargain Loving Brits) who bang on about how special "me Nan" was. The combination of that accent and misuse of correct language is so annoying to me. Maybe its a class thing .. so call me a snob.

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By *tmguylookingMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Maybe you should just avoid watching crap telly

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By *owzerMan
3 weeks ago

Chester... Where the streets have no name

Stick to BBC

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By *asyman321Man
3 weeks ago

north east

Think you need to get out more

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By *ryan2000Man
3 weeks ago

London colney

Exactly direct .....

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By *oxymusicMan
3 weeks ago

Cowbridge

“My bad,” is cringe.

Especially from 40,50yrs plus blokes.

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By *jw58Man
3 weeks ago

Newport

The increasingly popular and totally wrong saying of

"Can I get " when in a shop instead of " Can I have" !

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By *eefandfurMan
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"The increasingly popular and totally wrong saying of

"Can I get " when in a shop instead of " Can I have" ! "

Did you mean "may I have?"

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By *eefandfurMan
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Like"

I was like so like happy to like see like that the like weather was like nice at the weekend.

Like retarded.

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By *IPMANMan
3 weeks ago

West London

The BBC are among the worst offenders, in their bid to stamp out "received English"

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By *0yguyMan
3 weeks ago

Cumbria


"People who say "me" when it should be "my". And use the word "nan" instead of grandmother. And camp Liverpudlian grown men like Christopher Maloney (X factor) and Ant (Bargain Loving Brits) who bang on about how special "me Nan" was. The combination of that accent and misuse of correct language is so annoying to me. Maybe its a class thing .. so call me a snob."

It’s dialect. But I can’t stand people from the south of England who can’t pronounce “t”s at the end of words.

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By *rocky OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Salisbury


"The increasingly popular and totally wrong saying of

"Can I get " when in a shop instead of " Can I have" ! "

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By *rocky OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Salisbury

[Removed by poster at 06/04/26 14:52:10]

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By *rocky OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Salisbury


"The increasingly popular and totally wrong saying of

"Can I get " when in a shop instead of " Can I have" ! "

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By *rocky OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Salisbury

I agree .. when people say " Can I get" to a retail worker or bar person I feel like saying ... "No he gets you ask"

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By *rocky OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Salisbury

When people agree with you and keep saying " a hundred percent.

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By *rocky OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Salisbury

Angela Rayner who deliberately goes out of her way to try and curry favour with the uneducated by saying "we was". Also very condescending to those people. She knows full well the correct use of the verb to be. Its phoney?

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By *IPMANMan
3 weeks ago

West London

Poor Ange, reduced to doing silly adverts, but at least she's not as nelly as Ross Kemp

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By *penglerMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"Maybe you should just avoid watching crap telly "

Nailed it 🙂

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
3 weeks ago

North East

[Removed by poster at 06/04/26 15:19:10]

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
3 weeks ago

North East

Bruv

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By *penglerMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Fink instead of think is particularly a bad one.

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By *dstefiMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Bruv

"

Also pal, buddy, mate, when they're none of these things.

My bête noire is blokes saying Mmmm in messages, like they're trying to convey a sexy growl or moan in text. Doesn't work on me pal!

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By *penglerMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"Bruv

"

Hate it along with Bro too.

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By *penglerMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"Bruv

Also pal, buddy, mate, when they're none of these things.

My bête noire is blokes saying Mmmm in messages, like they're trying to convey a sexy growl or moan in text. Doesn't work on me pal!"

Flippin 'eck mate, are you going over the top there ?

Nice body btw mmmmm.

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By *ub4daddyukMan
3 weeks ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth


"When people agree with you and keep saying " a hundred percent."

Yeah 👍 100 per cent

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By *wimmingbadgerMan
3 weeks ago

Leicester

starting a sentence with "basically" or "at the end of the day"

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By *ub4daddyukMan
3 weeks ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth

Couldn't resist lol

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By *rocky OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Salisbury

"What s not to like" so fucking annoying.

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By *ub4daddyukMan
3 weeks ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth

I think I may be unique but for some reason I know a few people who say brought instead of bought

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By *heshireguy69.Man
3 weeks ago

Northwich

Game changer is annoying

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By *ub4daddyukMan
3 weeks ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth


""What s not to like" so fucking annoying."

FFS Brocky..what your blood pressure must be

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
3 weeks ago

North East


"Bruv

Hate it along with Bro too."

Yep 👍 the only people who I don’t mind calling me that is my actual brothers

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By *lipeminMan
3 weeks ago

luton


"I think I may be unique but for some reason I know a few people who say brought instead of bought

"

Yeh i allways wondered how that came about.

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By *dstefiMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Flippin 'eck mate, are you going over the top there ?

Nice body btw mmmmm."

I see what you did there pal, but bro that kite's not going to fly if you insist on buttering me up with your sexy growling

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By *udgepackMan
3 weeks ago

Manc

"It is what it is".

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By *dstefiMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Bruv"

I was half OK with it until Diddy "call me" Dave Cameron thought it would be cool to use it. Devalued it completely!

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By *onverse1Man
3 weeks ago

Chadwell Heath

People that pronounce the letter H as haitch instead of aitch

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By *rocky OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Salisbury

Hey - ho. Just want to reply FO

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By *orny101Man
3 weeks ago

anytown

When a person is offered a choice and they reply... what ever.

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Hook

Bud.

Uggggh.

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By *erscumdumpMan
3 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

"Im bored".

This expression is only suitable if you're 5 years old.

But, I call loads of people "pal" and "buddy", simply because I am shit at remembering names.

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"People that pronounce the letter H as haitch instead of aitch"

People who say 'People that...', instead of 'People who...'.

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"People who say "me" when it should be "my". And use the word "nan" instead of grandmother. And camp Liverpudlian grown men like Christopher Maloney (X factor) and Ant (Bargain Loving Brits) who bang on about how special "me Nan" was. The combination of that accent and misuse of correct language is so annoying to me. Maybe its a class thing .. so call me a snob.

It’s dialect. But I can’t stand people from the south of England who can’t pronounce “t”s at the end of words."

Likewise people from the North of England who say 'give us', or 'tell us' in stead of give me.

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By *hris4tvMan
3 weeks ago

liverpool

Sammich... sandwich

Prolly... probably

Awesome... when its a conversation about peas or soap or something decidedly not awesome.

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By *ogk9Man
3 weeks ago

Rotherham

Mmmmmmm. Just hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

The bastardisation of "holidays" to "holibobs"

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By *IPMANMan
3 weeks ago

West London

Or New Year's. Chrimbo has to be the worst...pretend scouse

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By *0yguyMan
3 weeks ago

Cumbria


"People who say "me" when it should be "my". And use the word "nan" instead of grandmother. And camp Liverpudlian grown men like Christopher Maloney (X factor) and Ant (Bargain Loving Brits) who bang on about how special "me Nan" was. The combination of that accent and misuse of correct language is so annoying to me. Maybe its a class thing .. so call me a snob.

It’s dialect. But I can’t stand people from the south of England who can’t pronounce “t”s at the end of words.

Likewise people from the North of England who say 'give us', or 'tell us' in stead of give me."

No, that’s dialect grammar: like “What’s us having for us teas?” or “She’s proper badly and tek to her bed”.

I’ll get my coat - I’m gan yam!

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By *unFitFifty888Man
3 weeks ago

various


"The increasingly popular and totally wrong saying of

"Can I get " when in a shop instead of " Can I have" !

Did you mean "may I have?" "

You would hope so…

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By *ip71Man
3 weeks ago

Darlington

Moving forward.... Boils my piss

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By *unFitFifty888Man
3 weeks ago

various


"The bastardisation of "holidays" to "holibobs""

I must confess , never heard this one. I assume it’s a child’s phrase. Surely.

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By *ndy457Man
3 weeks ago

Gosport

Incredible when its obviously credible

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By *ick62Man
3 weeks ago

North Notts

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By *ick62Man
3 weeks ago

North Notts

Not so much a phrase, but idiots who make the so called speech marks with their hands when talking 🤮

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Not so much a phrase, but idiots who make the so called speech marks with their hands when talking 🤮"

They're called air quotes.

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By *iBobOxonMan
3 weeks ago

Thame/Aylesbury

People who start an answer with the word ‘so’

Really winds me up.

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By *raggyjackMan
3 weeks ago

Dublin

My bad!

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
3 weeks ago

North East


"People who say "me" when it should be "my". And use the word "nan" instead of grandmother. And camp Liverpudlian grown men like Christopher Maloney (X factor) and Ant (Bargain Loving Brits) who bang on about how special "me Nan" was. The combination of that accent and misuse of correct language is so annoying to me. Maybe its a class thing .. so call me a snob.

It’s dialect. But I can’t stand people from the south of England who can’t pronounce “t”s at the end of words.

Likewise people from the North of England who say 'give us', or 'tell us' in stead of give me.

No, that’s dialect grammar: like “What’s us having for us teas?” or “She’s proper badly and tek to her bed”.

I’ll get my coat - I’m gan yam!"

👍

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By *andysmithTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Poole

The salesperson in a shop asks "Are you alright?"

My thoughts, of course I am, if I wasn't I would be on my way to the hospital instead of looking at your items for sale, are you a f'ing idiot? 🤣🤣🤣

Miss Smith ❤️❤️❤️

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
3 weeks ago

North East


"The salesperson in a shop asks "Are you alright?"

My thoughts, of course I am, if I wasn't I would be on my way to the hospital instead of looking at your items for sale, are you a f'ing idiot? 🤣🤣🤣

Miss Smith ❤️❤️❤️"

😂😂

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"The salesperson in a shop asks "Are you alright?"

My thoughts, of course I am, if I wasn't I would be on my way to the hospital instead of looking at your items for sale, are you a f'ing idiot? 🤣🤣🤣

Miss Smith ❤️❤️❤️"

Most people understand that 'are you alright', or even just 'alright' is a greeting, not a question. They're not expecting your full medical history.

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By *iBobOxonMan
3 weeks ago

Thame/Aylesbury


"The salesperson in a shop asks "Are you alright?"

My thoughts, of course I am, if I wasn't I would be on my way to the hospital instead of looking at your items for sale, are you a f'ing idiot? 🤣🤣🤣

Miss Smith ❤️❤️❤️

😂😂"

I get this totally, I am a Delivery Driver for a supermarket.

I’ll get asked how I am about 15-20 times during a shift.

Well, guess what ?

I’m at work, and I’ve carried some heavy shopping trays to your door.

It’s bloody obvious that I’m fine !

Plus, you don’t even know me, just say hello and thanks for delivering the goods.

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By *idingcockMan
3 weeks ago

Driffield

See ya later

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By *andysmithTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Poole


"The salesperson in a shop asks "Are you alright?"

My thoughts, of course I am, if I wasn't I would be on my way to the hospital instead of looking at your items for sale, are you a f'ing idiot? 🤣🤣🤣

Miss Smith ❤️❤️❤️

Most people understand that 'are you alright', or even just 'alright' is a greeting, not a question. They're not expecting your full medical history."

I understand it's a greeting but a better greeting would be "hellow", "good Afternoon", or even "how can I help?"

❤️❤️❤️

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By *dstefiMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull

Using myself/yourself/yourselves when I/me/you is a much less affected style (but also terrifying to people who use wanky business-speak because it might imply a more direct and human connection to the human they're talking down to).

Most painfully used by the "contestants"(victims) on Alan Sugar's ritual humiliation and performative cruelty show. God they are such pathetic arse-lickers!

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By *eedsbearmanMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Gurl

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By *andysmithTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Poole

The common use of "oh my god",

but when the are presented with the question, "who is your god?" The response seems to be a puzzled look.

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ilverhandMan
3 weeks ago

B

"How's u"

And people who for some reason say "burminum" instead of Birmingham

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By *ristolsbMan
3 weeks ago

Bedminster, Bristol

I'm not gonna lie, I hate the phrase I'm not gonna lie.

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By *dstefiMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull

Just once I want someone on The Apprentice to ask Big Al did he really get rich just selling cardboard hifi to chavs?

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By *andysmithTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Poole


"I'm not gonna lie, I hate the phrase I'm not gonna lie."

To be honest with you ......

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By *ffsideMan
3 weeks ago

liverpool


"Angela Rayner who deliberately goes out of her way to try and curry favour with the uneducated by saying "we was". Also very condescending to those people. She knows full well the correct use

of the verb to be. Its phoney?"

I hate tories! Phony reform voters! And people who waffle about the English pretending we should still "speake olde English" wankers!

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By *eardedbiblokeMan
3 weeks ago

scunthorpe

People who replace th with D

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By *rancd2TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


""How's u"

And people who for some reason say "burminum" instead of Birmingham "

Yep, although ‘shithole up the road’ is what I prefer.

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By *iss Leanne BTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Manchester

People who spell the words lose and loser as loose and looser really irritates me.

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By *erasusMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

'Many thanks'.....grrrr

Someone's two year (or three or four etc. etc) anniversary

FFS....the word you're looking for is 'second' (or third, fourth etc. etc) The clue is in the word 'anniversary'

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By *urryheathbearMan
3 weeks ago

Camberley

Men of a certain age using the phrase " Get Go" the worst group being public/civil service managers, then followed by the phrase. " Working at Pace".

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By *igballs4u2tugMan
3 weeks ago

South Cheshire


"The bastardisation of "holidays" to "holibobs""

Worse still...Vacation. We are not stupid Americans

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