FabGuys.com forum: Gentlemen's Relish

By *dstefi OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

Is over, kaput, finished.

And I've never even tasted it. Although being largely composed of anchovy I can't say it seems I've missed much (even if goddess Nigella loves it).

Will anyone here miss it?

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By *lag_BagMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

I never even realised it was a real thing! Always just assumed it was a euphemism for pornography/erotica, etc.

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Hook

A tad salty

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By *oxymusicMan
3 weeks ago

Cowbridge

I don’t think I’ve ever tasted it either.

Anchovies are disgusting, very strong taste.

However, anchovies are a main ingredient of Worcestershire Sauce too and that’s delicious.

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By *luteus maxMan
3 weeks ago

Waterlooville at night

Maybe there aren't any gentlemen any more. Did you know that the convention is that gentlemen have 4 buttons on their jacket cuffs, and servants have 3.

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By *dstefi OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

Seems a rather unnecessary toast adjunct when we already have Marmite, which is also umami on toast but considerably cheaper and has proletarian cred

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By *amie1402Man
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Maybe there aren't any gentlemen any more. Did you know that the convention is that gentlemen have 4 buttons on their jacket cuffs, and servants have 3.

Do you still have servants ?

How antiquated

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By *dstefi OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"Maybe there aren't any gentlemen any more. Did you know that the convention is that gentlemen have 4 buttons on their jacket cuffs, and servants have 3.

Do you still have servants ?

How antiquated "

My only jacket has faux-button cuffs (decorative only). Fucking country has gone to the dogs.

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By *IPMANMan
3 weeks ago

West London

I have eaten it in the past, and given it as presents to certain male friends

Always purchased at Fortnums of course and preferably in ceramic container rather than the current plastic packaging

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By *aul349Man
3 weeks ago

North of the Tyne

"Seems a rather unnecessary toast adjunct when we already have Marmite, which is also umami on toast but considerably cheaper and has proletarian cred "

I put a couple of teaspoons worth of Marmite in my spag bol...

Also, no self respecting members of the proletariat should aspire to any bourgeoisie terms of approval like "cred"...

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By *ishop666Man
3 weeks ago

ls19

Never marmite

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By *annytakesMan
3 weeks ago

london

It’s much better than Marmite but no marketing

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By *aul349Man
3 weeks ago

North of the Tyne

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By *oosterladMan
3 weeks ago

ipswich

Try Waitrose Umami Paste for something similar. Youll find it in the herbs and spices section.

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By *estcum2020Man
3 weeks ago

Workington

"I never even realised it was a real thing! Always just assumed it was a euphemism for pornography/erotica, etc."

Me either, I always thought people were talking about spunk

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By *IPMANMan
3 weeks ago

West London

Today's Daily Telegraph contains a recipe for making this relish yourself

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By *aucey04TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bletchingley

The only thing I relish is the sight of a precum dribblin cock heading for my hungry pussy

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