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By *ristolsb OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bedminster, Bristol

Mine happened on holiday in Tenerife with my first proper boyfriend. We were on some tour and in big group standing at a viewpoint. The bf wore red shorts and always went commando. As we were at the back of the group, for a laugh (and cos he was sexy) I sneakily slid a hand up the leg of his shorts to grope his meaty dick - which had somehow turned into a little skinless chipolata. I looked up to meet the horrified stare of a complete stranger in red shorts.

What still makes you blush when you remember it?

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By *enjamin2018Man
2 weeks ago

Gosfield


"Mine happened on holiday in Tenerife with my first proper boyfriend. We were on some tour and in big group standing at a viewpoint. The bf wore red shorts and always went commando. As we were at the back of the group, for a laugh (and cos he was sexy) I sneakily slid a hand up the leg of his shorts to grope his meaty dick - which had somehow turned into a little skinless chipolata. I looked up to meet the horrified stare of a complete stranger in red shorts.

What still makes you blush when you remember it?"

Id be surprised if anyone can beat that !😂😂😂

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By *ristolsb OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bedminster, Bristol


"Mine happened on holiday in Tenerife with my first proper boyfriend. We were on some tour and in big group standing at a viewpoint. The bf wore red shorts and always went commando. As we were at the back of the group, for a laugh (and cos he was sexy) I sneakily slid a hand up the leg of his shorts to grope his meaty dick - which had somehow turned into a little skinless chipolata. I looked up to meet the horrified stare of a complete stranger in red shorts.

What still makes you blush when you remember it?

Id be surprised if anyone can beat that !😂😂😂"

Christ, I'm blushing again now 😆 🤣

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By *yberbumMan
2 weeks ago

Swansea

Bloody hell did he do or say anything

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By *ristolsb OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bedminster, Bristol


"Bloody hell did he do or say anything "

Nope. Speechless. I muttered "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and moved away. He's probably still in therapy.

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By *yberbumMan
2 weeks ago

Swansea

Lmao or he enjoyed it

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By *aulBiBottomMan
2 weeks ago

nr Longbridge

It was walking behind the girlfriend's mum 30 years ago, feeling her ass and put my hand around her pussy and up to a tits. It turned out quite well as we ended up having a few facts but a little bit red faced when I did it

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Few years ago now I was in the gym changing room after a workout. Before the workout ihad removed my chrome plated jewelled butt plug and wrapped it in my towel when I stripped to have a shower i took my towel out of my bag and the butt plug went crashing and rattling across the tiled floor eventually stopping at the feet of a guy. I just wanted to die there and then xx

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By *ixer61Man
2 weeks ago

Aycliffe

I was having some fun in a layby one summer and as it was almost empty we got in the back of the van so he could fck me. Once he was done he put his shorts and t-shirt on and left. I was still naked and as the layby was empty I just got out to dress, when there a few yards behind me was a little old couple in their car having a cuppa

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By *erscumdumpMan
2 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

That made me chuckle

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By *ina61TV/TS
2 weeks ago

old Coulsdon

Whilst working on a building site, i was moving some items in the back of the car when my bag containing girly clothing fell out. Unfortunately it was open and my false boobs rolled across the road to the amusement of many..

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By *-skinMan
2 weeks ago

Weymouth

Having sexy in the bedroom during the day fucking someone over the end of the bed double decker bus pulls up out side the window great view to the people up stairs.

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By *laireKTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Not specifically involving me.

But I'll always remember a teacher at school, leaning over a desk to talk to the football kids in the class.

One of the other lads came in, mistook him for his mate, wrapped his hands round his waist from behind and made this thrusting motion into the teachers derriere.

The teacher did not even know what to say and just rushed out.

It was funny to see it all play out.

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By *oxymusicMan
2 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"Whilst working on a building site, i was moving some items in the back of the car when my bag containing girly clothing fell out. Unfortunately it was open and my false boobs rolled across the road to the amusement of many.. "

They didn’t seem to mind…

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By *oxymusicMan
2 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"I was having some fun in a layby one summer and as it was almost empty we got in the back of the van so he could fck me. Once he was done he put his shorts and t-shirt on and left. I was still naked and as the layby was empty I just got out to dress, when there a few yards behind me was a little old couple in their car having a cuppa "

They didn’t seem to mind…?

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By *ust4inchesMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Mine happened on holiday in Tenerife with my first proper boyfriend. We were on some tour and in big group standing at a viewpoint. The bf wore red shorts and always went commando. As we were at the back of the group, for a laugh (and cos he was sexy) I sneakily slid a hand up the leg of his shorts to grope his meaty dick - which had somehow turned into a little skinless chipolata. I looked up to meet the horrified stare of a complete stranger in red shorts.

What still makes you blush when you remember it?

Id be surprised if anyone can beat that !😂😂😂"

I'd be surprised if anyone believed it

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By *ina61TV/TS
2 weeks ago

old Coulsdon

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By *ina61TV/TS
2 weeks ago

old Coulsdon


"Whilst working on a building site, i was moving some items in the back of the car when my bag containing girly clothing fell out. Unfortunately it was open and my false boobs rolled across the road to the amusement of many..

They didn’t seem to mind…"

No they didnt say anything,I guess they were just curious

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By *eedmenow2000Man
2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Was sucking a guy off beside the railway tracks, was in some bushes and the trains normally go by at a speed but one day the train stopped right beside us and there was me on my knees naked and sucking a man's cock, just carried on as though it was normal and he came pretty quickly then

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By *oxymusicMan
2 weeks ago

Cowbridge


"Was sucking a guy off beside the railway tracks, was in some bushes and the trains normally go by at a speed but one day the train stopped right beside us and there was me on my knees naked and sucking a man's cock, just carried on as though it was normal and he came pretty quickly then"

They didn’t seem to mind…?

Or the passengers gave knowing winks/applause/hysterical laughs…?

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By *ristolsb OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bedminster, Bristol


"Mine happened on holiday in Tenerife with my first proper boyfriend. We were on some tour and in big group standing at a viewpoint. The bf wore red shorts and always went commando. As we were at the back of the group, for a laugh (and cos he was sexy) I sneakily slid a hand up the leg of his shorts to grope his meaty dick - which had somehow turned into a little skinless chipolata. I looked up to meet the horrified stare of a complete stranger in red shorts.

What still makes you blush when you remember it?

Id be surprised if anyone can beat that !😂😂😂

I'd be surprised if anyone believed it "

No odds to me if you believe it or not. It happened.

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By *raggahboyMan
1 week ago

stoke

I was in an amateur production of Brigadoon and all the dancers had to wear black briefs due to the scottish dancing required There is a part in Act 2 The gathering of the clans where all the clans donned in different tartans enter and one member calls out the name Ours was Abernethie and we entered via a tunnel between the proscenium and first cloth It was very dark and not much room so we were all squashed up close me thinking it was one of the dancers in front stuck my hand up a kilt saying are we going for a drink after Dave !? only to grab a large flaccid meat and two veg (as it was not one of the dancers hed gone commando) I suddenly blurted out Oh sorry! He said I dont know about a drink but grab that again and youll have to marry me". My face was the colour of a dress Stewart tartan. With that between his legs he wouldnt need a Skean Dhu!

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By *eefandfurMan
1 week ago

Edinburgh

Forgot to switch off notifications on my phone while screen-sharing to a projector during a business meeting.

Spicy message popped up on screen.

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By *andy biMan
7 days ago

Greenford

Years ago I used to unclip my wife’s bra while hugging her

A colleague at work hugged me and I accidentally did the same with her

There was an awkward moment

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By *ral-service1968Man
7 days ago

Sheffield

Mine was getting caught garden hoping when I looked through one of mums friend windows to see her getting fucked in the living room and they saw me

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By *ezzadMan
7 days ago

Nottingham

As most an embarrassing moment when I’d left a gay pub to rendezvous with a guy who I’d known and slept with years before. We met behind GPO sorting office and kissed and wanted each other till we shot our loads. He went back into the pub and I was supposed to follow but I decided I’d walk home. It was only when I got home that I realised I had cum all down my jeans which would have been seen if I’d re-entered the pub. Still don’t know if anyone saw me as I walked home.

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By *DC2000Man
7 days ago

Coningsby

This isn't sexual but I still cringe at the memory of being in an office, with colleagues, to meet a woman from another company whose business we were after. At the introductions I said "Congratulations", looking directly at her quite large stomach then, smiling, at her face. She said, "On what?".

Yup, she wasn't pregnant....

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By *oxymusicMan
7 days ago

Cowbridge

Bought a train ticket to Bristol Parkway instead of Bristol Temple Meads.

Had to buy another ticket from Bristol Parkway to Bristol Temple Meads!

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By *enjamin2018Man
7 days ago

Gosfield

Unforgivable

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
7 days ago

Bedford

Pre covid i was then working full time travelling all over the UK so stayed in hotels a lot. Well it gave me plenty opportunity to dress en femme.

One evening dressed full on in girl mode.in the evening i was sat alone in a hotel lounge having a drink while waiting for the hotel entertainment to start, female singer and she was quite good .anyway the waiter came over to my table with a bottle of bubbly (cheap stuff) in an ice bucket, i said sorry love I didn't order that wrong table the waiter said oh it's from that gentleman sat at the bar. So I look the guy smiles and wanders over he was quite okay smart suit but kinda took me by surprise, before I could say anything he had sat himself down and was talking like he had known me forever. I see your alone he said me to so hope you don't mind me joining you. I was a bit nervous tbh as he was full on in my face so I said actually I'm waiting for my partner to join me, before I could finish what I was saying he said oh your married he's a lucky guy .I said yeah and he gets a bit jealous so best you go now. But thanks for the drink maybe take it with you ay. He then said well I'm sure he won't mind us just having a drink and maybe we could share the table for the night. Now I'm getting a bit pissed off so I said look mate don't know if you're aware but I'm a man dressed up as a woman (should have gone to spec savers) He stopped what he was doing and stood up in the middle of the room and loudly said a man your a man not a woman. all eyes on me the room was deadly silent the guy ran off I picked up my wine and said sorry about that folks. And the female entertainer who knew me from previous visits said over the mic no problem mate you look great and that was it everyone just got on with the night but it was very embarrassing for five minutes anyway lol sorry it was a long story xx

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
7 days ago

Berkshire

Running out of a restaurant in Reno after seeing my pick-up roll back heading for the glass front of the establishment thinking I had left the hand brake off. Once I got to the car park it was simply another pick-up in same colour reversing out. I calmly walked back in as if nothing had happened but the group of Virgin cabin crew I was on a night out with were having none of it and didn’t let me forget about it for the entire trip.

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By *aughty FfionTV/TS
7 days ago

Pontypridd,

Stood in a cottage slowley waking in my 20's. Looks over, nice cock being played with, both of us hard. Looks up, its one of my boss's. Took me to his.. very bad encounter, he was all loving and touchy and thats the opposite of gets me horny. I left the company not long after.

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