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"Should probably check their profile first to see if you are likely to be compatible. Would be disappointing/time-wasting for the guy to come to see you, only to be rejected when he got there. Sainsbury's would provably ban you if there had been a series of incidents involving disgruntled blokes in dresses. " But think of the Nectar points he'd be missing out on | |||
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"Should probably check their profile first to see if you are likely to be compatible. Would be disappointing/time-wasting for the guy to come to see you, only to be rejected when he got there. Sainsbury's would provably ban you if there had been a series of incidents involving disgruntled blokes in dresses. But think of the Nectar points he'd be missing out on" Hadn't thought of that. I suppose by the end of the year he'd have enough to buy a copy of Woman's Weekly and just home to have a wank.  | |||
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"Do you call on Gregg's you could give them a free coffee after the tenth fuck if you do. " Oooh, Gregg's at lunch time: hi-viz heaven.  | |||
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"… I suppose by the end of the year he'd have enough to buy a copy of Woman's Weekly and just home to have a wank…" “Not bleakly… not meekly… Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly!” | |||
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"… I suppose by the end of the year he'd have enough to buy a copy of Woman's Weekly and just home to have a wank… “Not bleakly… not meekly… Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly!”" Oh Victoria. Such genius, greatly missed. | |||
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"… I suppose by the end of the year he'd have enough to buy a copy of Woman's Weekly and just home to have a wank… “Not bleakly… not meekly… Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly!” Oh Victoria. Such genius, greatly missed. " Every time I see a similar looking mag, shop, coffee table, wherever....that dong / sketch pops in my head Amazing gal! | |||
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"…Sainsbury's would provably ban you if there had been a series of incidents involving disgruntled blokes in dresses... " Most of Sainsbury’s HR in the West Country are disgruntled blokes in dresses. From experience. | |||
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"Im quite taken with this idea but nobody seems serious about it" Does that not tell you something about the whole idea? | |||
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"This thought comes from another thread on this board. I seem to spend a lot of time in cafes working on the computer. It occurred to me that if I posted where I was, then a member of FG could visit the cafe, and see if he fancied fucking me. If he did, then he could join me, and, after a chat, we could go to my van, and he could fuck me there. If he didn't fancy me, he could just walk away, and nobody would be any the wiser. I can see one downside for me. Most of the guys I have met here have been presentable, and some have been really interesting. However, a couple have been people that I would prefer not to be seen with in public. I guess one would need to use a cafe just for this purpose. I was thinking of the one in Sainsbury's in Farlington. Of course, the other downside is "who pays for the coffee?" How would you handle CDs. A convincing TV would be fun to meet, but a hairy CD may turn out to be more of a problem. What do you guys think of the idea? Would you be interested in meeting me in a cafe?" Isn’t that what the “See who’s near” function is for? | |||
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"No How is he going to recognise me in a cafe full of people. im not going to sit there with my cock hanging out." Wear a carnation in your lapel, or failing that have an upside down pineapple on your table | |||
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"No How is he going to recognise me in a cafe full of people. im not going to sit there with my cock hanging out. Wear a carnation in your lapel, or failing that have an upside down pineapple on your table" Wear the pineapple in the lapel. It’s immediately more obtrusive. | |||
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"I know just where I want to collect his Nectar. I didn't want to suggest Tesco's, because I'm not sure that every little helps. I'm in Morrison's at the moment. Maybe that is because I want more." Witty | |||
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"I'm in the cafe now, and I tend to move the page down when I;m on FabGuys. The banner heading is a bit distinctive. I wonder if I should leave it on display when I'm on the laptop. Would you approach a guy if you saw he was looking at FabGuys. Alternatively, you could log in, and see if he was within touching distance. That would give you a chance to read his profile before approaching him." I’d be too busy staring at your pineapple. If I saw an attractive man at the cafe in Sainsbury’s, I wouldn’t need to check if he was on FabGuys or indeed any site at all, to make an approach. Are you an attractive man? | |||
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"… I suppose by the end of the year he'd have enough to buy a copy of Woman's Weekly and just home to have a wank… “Not bleakly… not meekly… Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly!”" Very Victoria Wood | |||
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" Are you an attractive man? " Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Are you a beholder? I think I look better naked, but maybe that's because I just love sex. | |||
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" Are you an attractive man? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Are you a beholder? I think I look better naked, but maybe that's because I just love sex." I’d certainly be beholding you if you were naked in the cafe at Sainsbury’s. As would everyone else - as you were carted off by two policemen and charged with indecent exposure in a public place. | |||
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"Consider approaching Sainsbury's to negotiate a reward for bringing in new customers/opening up a 'hole' new market "Or pitching on Dragon’s Den to tech guru Peter Jones. ‘Well Max, I’m actually the largest investor in the UK for app based cock/ van fun at supermarkets so I’m your natural Dragon, maybe Deborah is willing to share this opportunity?’ | |||
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"Consider approaching Sainsbury's to negotiate a reward for bringing in new customers/opening up a 'hole' new market
Or pitching on Dragon’s Den to tech guru Peter Jones.
‘Well Max, I’m actually the largest investor in the UK for app based cock/ van fun at supermarkets so I’m your natural Dragon, maybe Deborah is willing to share this opportunity?’"Deborah would be very valuable at the polling and analytics of senior bi swinging couples who are most likely to use the Sainsbury’s cafe. | |||
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"Consider approaching Sainsbury's to negotiate a reward for bringing in new customers/opening up a 'hole' new market
Or pitching on Dragon’s Den to tech guru Peter Jones.
‘Well Max, I’m actually the largest investor in the UK for app based cock/ van fun at supermarkets so I’m your natural Dragon, maybe Deborah is willing to share this opportunity?’
Deborah would be very valuable at the polling and analytics of senior bi swinging couples who are most likely to use the Sainsbury’s cafe. "‘Hi Max, Touker here. Excellent pitch but I can’t see how we scale this up whilst competing with pensioner Wednesdays & Click & Collect customers who just haven’t the time for cock fun whilst doing the weekly grocery shop. I’m not going to invest but good luck, I’m out.’ | |||
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"I fo this frequently in my local Costa, "I'll be here for the next hour". Nobody has ever approached me or been obviously checking me out. Maybe that should tell me something 🤣" Maybe try Sainsbury in Waterlooville? | |||
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