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"Public bushes are usually trimmed by the council or local housing association. They can be very domineering in their attitude in when they will actually do it though..." 'muff said! 😆 | |||
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"I can accommodate in Edinburgh, if any younger guys want any part of their body shaved. Can include other fun also." Is this an ambush? 🤔😆 | |||
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"Laurel or box..? " Plant Bay, Rosemary, Thyme and Lavender, place a sign suggesting that the neighbours may help themselves. Less need for maintenance trimming, fewer pavement obstructions, community cohesion. Tasty soups and stews. Fewer moths. | |||
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"Laurel or box..? Plant Bay, Rosemary, Thyme and Lavender, place a sign suggesting that the neighbours may help themselves. Less need for maintenance trimming, fewer pavement obstructions, community cohesion. Tasty soups and stews. Fewer moths. " I fear this flight of fancy illustrates some uncontrolled growth (of imagination)  | |||
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" Plant Bay, Rosemary, Thyme and Lavender, place a sign suggesting that the neighbours may help themselves. Less need for maintenance trimming, fewer pavement obstructions, community cohesion. Tasty soups and stews. Fewer moths. " Sage advice. | |||
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"Public bushes are usually trimmed by the council or local housing association. They can be very domineering in their attitude in when they will actually do it though..." there's always one | |||
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"Front garden or back garden?" and another | |||
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"I can accommodate in Edinburgh, if any younger guys want any part of their body shaved. Can include other fun also." a nice guy who talks sence | |||
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"You all need to get a life" You write gobbledygook because you rush what you’re writing and don’t bother to check it before you post. It’s not clear if you’ve even understood what you wrote, what the snafu was, and why people are making playful puns. Take more time and take more care. There’s no need to get snappy with others. | |||
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"I can accommodate in Edinburgh, if any younger guys want any part of their body shaved. Can include other fun also. a nice guy who talks sence" Is that public sence or pubic sense? You're too old for him.
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"You all think your funny I find I'd pathetic " You make a spelling mistake, you take the joke in good part. It's the rules! Unless you actually want to come across as a miseryguts. | |||
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"Public bushes are usually trimmed by the council or local housing association. They can be very domineering in their attitude in when they will actually do it though..." Be grateful it’s not your council tax that is paying for his public bush 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Enough with the piss taking guys, you'll be shrubbing this fella up the wrong way!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Enough with the piss taking guys, you'll be shrubbing this fella up the wrong way!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣" you all should not e on here we are all on for our own things that turn you on but allot of you are like children in a classroom | |||
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"You all need to get a life You write gobbledygook because you rush what you’re writing and don’t bother to check it before you post. It’s not clear if you’ve even understood what you wrote, what the snafu was, and why people are making playful puns. Take more time and take more care. There’s no need to get snappy with others. " go play in the playground | |||
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"allot of you are like children in a classroom "First public bushes, now you're on about allotments? Do you have a botany fetish? | |||
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"Wow a slip of the finger sorry" Don’t get so sensitive, it’s not a good look to show your emotions in pubic… erm, I mean public | |||
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"… you all should not e on here we are all on for our own things that turn you on but allot of you are like children in a classroom… " I think we’ve got to the point where you’ve lost the changing room, as the saying goes. | |||
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"… you all should not e on here we are all on for our own things that turn you on but allot of you are like children in a classroom… I think we’ve got to the point where you’ve lost the changing room, as the saying goes. " If nothing else, the OP has succeeded in uniting the many tribes of fab, usually at each other's throats, in the cameraderie of ridicule. And for this I proffer my heartiest congratulations. | |||
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"Have you named your bush..?…George maybe… "it's probably got 2 names like himself  | |||
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"… you all should not e on here we are all on for our own things that turn you on but allot of you are like children in a classroom… I think we’ve got to the point where you’ve lost the changing room, as the saying goes. If nothing else, the OP has succeeded in uniting the many tribes of fab, usually at each other's throats, in the cameraderie of ridicule. And for this I proffer my heartiest congratulations." Here here..!! I’m still baffled though 😻 | |||
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"Would love a dom to shave me and make me his x" In public? | |||
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"Right folks let's not beat around the bush here I think we should leaf this post I've a growing suspicion that the root of this post was nothing more than an honest spelling mistake , so enough bush whacking as we are barking up the wrong tree so I'm branching out to you fellow fabbers to cut it out as it's got very prickly in the comments section, we are all here to get our wood handled ots a jungle out there and we need to stick together... "I’m still not sure the OP has a clue why you’ve written that… | |||
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"You all think your funny I find I'd pathetic " Well you said trimming public bushes so what did you expect? | |||
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"Why don't you all grow up get a life,nothing better to do with your sad pathetic comments while your taking the piss out of me your leaving someone else alone. "Don’t take it to heart darling.. I’m sure everyone knew exactly what you meant….but if you take a step back and look at your original post, you have to see the funny side of it… | |||
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"Everyone has a slip of the finger while typing. " Exactly… which is why it wasn't/isn't a great idea getting snippy about it, in pubic. | |||
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"Everyone has a slip of the finger while typing. " Of course we do…myself included..that’s why I always double check before I post anything.. | |||
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"Everyone has a slip of the finger while typing. Of course we do…myself included..that’s why I always double check before I post anything.." you mr smart arse | |||
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"You all think your funny I find I'd pathetic " Then take a beat and read what you type before you post it. There is no need to rush to post. You even made a mistake in the reply above. 🤦♂️ | |||
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"Right folks let's not beat around the bush here I think we should leaf this post I've a growing suspicion that the root of this post was nothing more than an honest spelling mistake , so enough bush whacking as we are barking up the wrong tree so I'm branching out to you fellow fabbers to cut it out as it's got very prickly in the comments section, we are all here to get our wood handled ots a jungle out there and we need to stick together... "And you were doing so well until the slip at the end 🤣 | |||
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"You all think your funny I find I'd pathetic " You find I'd pathetic or it pathetic? | |||
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"Right folks let's not beat around the bush here I think we should leaf this post I've a growing suspicion that the root of this post was nothing more than an honest spelling mistake , so enough bush whacking as we are barking up the wrong tree so I'm branching out to you fellow fabbers to cut it out as it's got very prickly in the comments section, we are all here to get our wood handled ots a jungle out there and we need to stick together...
And you were doing so well until the slip at the end 🤣"It was intentionally done 
No i seen that after I posted it lol | |||
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"Everyone has a slip of the finger while typing. " You clearly experienced multiple finger slips when creating your other profile - _ranger555 - where you are Peter aged 57, in contrast to profile _ranger, where you are Paul aged 53. | |||
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"Is it because your wife is secretly seeing Peter aged 57 that she is depriving you of sex? Has she trimmed his public bush..? " you don't know my wife, wouldn't care anyway. | |||
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"Is it because your wife is secretly seeing Peter aged 57 that she is depriving you of sex? Has she trimmed his public bush..? " 😂😂😂 | |||
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"Tie my hands make me helpless then do it anyone "When you’ve finished with being arsey consider how anyone can force you if you’re complicit? | |||
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"Tie my hands make me helpless then do it anyone
When you’ve finished with being arsey consider how anyone can force you if you’re complicit? "I think logic may be quite alien in his neck of the woods… | |||
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"Tie my hands make me helpless then do it anyone
When you’ve finished with being arsey consider how anyone can force you if you’re complicit?
I think logic may be quite alien in his neck of the woods… "This is SO typical of the forum: what started out as a bush has now become woods! | |||
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"Tie my hands make me helpless then do it anyone
When you’ve finished with being arsey consider how anyone can force you if you’re complicit?
I think logic may be quite alien in his neck of the woods…
This is SO typical of the forum: what started out as a bush has now become woods! "If someone doesn’t force you to trim your public bush, this is what happens… | |||
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"Tie my hands make me helpless then do it anyone
When you’ve finished with being arsey consider how anyone can force you if you’re complicit?
I think logic may be quite alien in his neck of the woods…
This is SO typical of the forum: what started out as a bush has now become woods!
If someone doesn’t force you to trim your public bush, this is what happens… "LOL, bring out the DOMS… which, I suppose, was the point of the OP? 🤔😆 | |||
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"Tie my hands make me helpless then do it anyone
When you’ve finished with being arsey consider how anyone can force you if you’re complicit?
I think logic may be quite alien in his neck of the woods…
This is SO typical of the forum: what started out as a bush has now become woods!
If someone doesn’t force you to trim your public bush, this is what happens… "you think your funny but your far from it | |||
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"Tie my hands make me helpless then do it anyone
When you’ve finished with being arsey consider how anyone can force you if you’re complicit?
I think logic may be quite alien in his neck of the woods…
This is SO typical of the forum: what started out as a bush has now become woods!
If someone doesn’t force you to trim your public bush, this is what happens…
you think your funny but your far from it"Quite the opposite: I think *you’re* [unwittingly and dimwittedly] absolutely hilarious. | |||
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"Bushes shouldn't be trimmed at this time of year, according to the RSPB. Something to do with birds nesting in our bushes. Wait till mid-June when everything should have safely fledged from your bush. " But it's not only birds that reside in such places. Certain crustaceans also may be present   | |||
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"Bushes shouldn't be trimmed at this time of year, according to the RSPB. Something to do with birds nesting in our bushes. Wait till mid-June when everything should have safely fledged from your bush. But it's not only birds that reside in such places. Certain crustaceans also may be present "Lice are insects not crustaceans. [Arthropod fact of the day.] | |||
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"Bushes shouldn't be trimmed at this time of year, according to the RSPB. Something to do with birds nesting in our bushes. Wait till mid-June when everything should have safely fledged from your bush. But it's not only birds that reside in such places. Certain crustaceans also may be present
Lice are insects not crustaceans. [Arthropod fact of the day.]"Aha, true, but as I live next to a canal, we do sometimes get the odd lost crayfish in our public bushes. Quite alarming to see such a large crustacean in someone's public bush. Folks have been know to recoil in horror at the unexpected find. Usually public bushes round my way are neatly trimmed so a big old snippy crab perching atop the bush is quite unexpected. | |||
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"Bushes shouldn't be trimmed at this time of year, according to the RSPB. Something to do with birds nesting in our bushes. Wait till mid-June when everything should have safely fledged from your bush. But it's not only birds that reside in such places. Certain crustaceans also may be present
Lice are insects not crustaceans. [Arthropod fact of the day.]"But I was talking about Crabs, Lobsters, Crayfish etc. They're known for hiding in bushes near the beach | |||
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"Bushes shouldn't be trimmed at this time of year, according to the RSPB. Something to do with birds nesting in our bushes. Wait till mid-June when everything should have safely fledged from your bush. But it's not only birds that reside in such places. Certain crustaceans also may be present
Lice are insects not crustaceans. [Arthropod fact of the day.]
Aha, true, but as I live next to a canal, we do sometimes get the odd lost crayfish in our public bushes. Quite alarming to see such a large crustacean in someone's public bush. Folks have been know to recoil in horror at the unexpected find. Usually public bushes round my way are neatly trimmed so a big old snippy crab perching atop the bush is quite unexpected."Do you think the OP had a stray crayfish in his public bush, hence the need for an assertive topiarist..? | |||
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"Bushes shouldn't be trimmed at this time of year, according to the RSPB. Something to do with birds nesting in our bushes. Wait till mid-June when everything should have safely fledged from your bush. But it's not only birds that reside in such places. Certain crustaceans also may be present
Lice are insects not crustaceans. [Arthropod fact of the day.]
Aha, true, but as I live next to a canal, we do sometimes get the odd lost crayfish in our public bushes. Quite alarming to see such a large crustacean in someone's public bush. Folks have been know to recoil in horror at the unexpected find. Usually public bushes round my way are neatly trimmed so a big old snippy crab perching atop the bush is quite unexpected.
Do you think the OP had a stray crayfish in his public bush, hence the need for an assertive topiarist..? "This may well be the case, true meaning, like crayfish, can often be lost here. I recommend sturdy gloves and giving the bush a good poke and shake with a wooden stick or alternative firm and long instrument. Unwanted crustaceans tend to drop off very willingly. They make quite the thud as they hit the ground. | |||
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"Ha ha ha ha ha bunch of numties, that have nothing better to do with your lives "At 4am theres not much to do! 😆 🤣 | |||
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"Ha ha ha ha ha bunch of numties, that have nothing better to do with your lives
At 4am theres not much to do! 😆 🤣 "  | |||
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"Just tell your wife that she is depriving Peter aged 57 of sex because Paul aged 53,says a bird in the hand is worth two in the public bush" Do you think the sex-depriving wife is actually buried under the bush…? Hence the sudden infusion of crustaceans, their little antennae filters drawn by traces of blood in the water… And the urgent need for an assertive bush-trimmer was to eliminate the roosting crayfish from giving the game away..? Not all topiarists are good with creepy-crawlies, hence the need for someone dominant. I think we’ve finally cracked this mystifying thread! | |||
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"Just tell your wife that she is depriving Peter aged 57 of sex because Paul aged 53,says a bird in the hand is worth two in the public bush Do you think the sex-depriving wife is actually buried under the bush…? Hence the sudden infusion of crustaceans, their little antennae filters drawn by traces of blood in the water… And the urgent need for an assertive bush-trimmer was to eliminate the roosting crayfish from giving the game away..? Not all topiarists are good with creepy-crawlies, hence the need for someone dominant. I think we’ve finally cracked this mystifying thread!" you talk some crap | |||
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"I have shaved a few cocks for guys and always enjoyed doing it "Are you good with public bushes infested with blood-thirsty crustaceans..? The OP’s needs are quite particular. | |||
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"The OP(both of him) doesnt shave his public bush,even with a chainsaw,hes deprived of sex by his wife" Maybe the wife is feeling ashamed of the state of their garden; getting comments from the neighbours about the ugly overgrown bush and obstruction to the pavement. Passive aggressively withdrawing sex until it is sorted. Must be a difficult situation for her, dealing with her two husbands and the scorn from the neighbours. | |||
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"She loves it" She loves it so much shes depriving both of you of sex? | |||
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"Ha ha ha ha ha bunch of numties, that have nothing better to do with your lives "Well has the council sorted your Bush out? | |||
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"I have shaved a few cocks for guys and always enjoyed doing it
Are you good with public bushes infested with blood-thirsty crustaceans..? The OP’s needs are quite particular. "🤞😂 | |||
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