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By *rownriver OP Man
1 week ago

Crawley

My best friend was born without any eyelids. So the surgeons used a unique new procedure by circumcising him and used the skin to create the lids that he was born without. The operation was a success, but he’s just a little cockeyed.

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By *etterbiggerMan
1 week ago

Scunthorpe

A woman was admitted to hospital via A and E with a length of vacuum cleaner pipe stuck firmly up her vagina. Following careful surgery drs are pleased to report that she is picking up nicely

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
1 week ago

Bargoed

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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By *MB9Man
1 week ago

Northampton

A man lost both ears in an accident. Surgeons replaced them with one dogs ear and one pigs ear.

The dogs ear worked perfectly and he could hear for miles.

The pigs ear had some crackling in it.

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By *excessMan
1 week ago

Sleaford

Patient runs screaming past a doctor closely followed by a nurse with a pan of boiling water

No nurse! Exclaims the doc

I said prick his boil!!

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