FabGuys.com forum: Do any of you name your penis?

By *hyna Hutch OP Man
1 week ago

valleys

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xvz4zqqlCiI

1.05 ..... You're welcome.

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By *luteus maxMan
1 week ago

Waterlooville at night

My parents called it Micky. Later I realised that this was derived from micturation.

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By *analcockMan
1 week ago

Kinver

My named mine Cyril... hers is called Maude

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By *abguy09Man
1 week ago

Whittlesey

Mine is called Percy so the bottoms can say mercy mercy uncle percy

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
1 week ago

North East

Little J

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By *irtyfacesMan
1 week ago

near

Jack ( one eyed )

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By *opcock58Man
1 week ago

Helston

Biggus dickus. (Monyy python)

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By *eefandfurMan
1 week ago

Edinburgh

Kevin

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By *iPantiesMan
1 week ago

Louth

Don't have a specific name just referred to as " my gentleman's area"

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By *wimbikerunswimbikerunMan
1 week ago

Blackpool/Preston.

I call mine The Truth

Everyone knows the truth hurts

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By *ajkumarkapoorMan
1 week ago

London

Yes.

I name my penis as "The Great Wall of China".

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By *leaser99Man
1 week ago

london

Biggie smalls

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By *riefsMan
1 week ago

gorey

Mr floppy

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
1 week ago

Bristol

I call mine Captain Truncheon

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By *MB9Man
1 week ago

Northampton

My mum called mine my whistle when I was a child. Little did I know how often someone would blow my whistle in years to come

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By *ubdevonMan
1 week ago

Tiverton

Wife calls it Winky

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By *idingcockMan
1 week ago

Driffield

Bruiser

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By *arlos 0511Man
1 week ago

Manchester

I call it a right bastard when it doesn't want to play ball....not that often mind

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By * hairy bareMan
1 week ago

Lydbrook

Mrs calls mine alburt

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By *0yguyMan
1 week ago

Cumbria

I just call mine penis - I’m a grown up.

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By *MB9Man
1 week ago

Northampton

"I just call mine penis - I’m a grown up."

Bet you're fun at parties!

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By *bonybucksMan
1 week ago

High Wycombe

Diky

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By *etterbiggerMan
1 week ago

Scunthorpe

My partners is called Brian. It produces so much precum it leaves a trail like a snail. Hence Brian the snail from the magic roundabout

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By *adbod22Man
7 days ago

Birmingham

I used to meet a gay guy regularly some 15 years ago, and in between our meets whenever we spoke on the phone, I would ask him 'how is Fred (his cock)' and say 'Barney (my cock) says hello to Fred'. Reference to Fred & Barney from Flinstones.

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By *elenaCDTV/TS
7 days ago

In the sticks Somerset

Richard, but I prefer Dick 😂

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By *hyna Hutch OP Man
7 days ago

valleys

"My partners is called Brian. It produces so much precum it leaves a trail like a snail. Hence Brian the snail from the magic roundabout "

That's beautiful. 🤗

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By *erasusMan
7 days ago

Glasgow

A years ago a girlfriend christened it Monty. I’ve kind of stuck with that since

(PS…. She christened her pussy ‘Mary’ for some inexplicable reason!!!)

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By *yne123Man
7 days ago

Howdon

Mr Fumblechops

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By *ub365Man
7 days ago

Telford

Personally no but a few of my partners have, my current refers to it as “my little friend”

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By *PIGMan
7 days ago

Northampton

In my younger days and quite ironically: 'Hercules'!

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By *ust4inchesMan
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

"I just call mine penis - I’m a grown up.

Bet you're fun at parties!"

If you are telling people the name of your cock at parties you are not fun, you are just weird

(And you probably won’t be invited to the next party)

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By *erasusMan
7 days ago

Glasgow

"I just call mine penis - I’m a grown up.

Bet you're fun at parties!

If you are telling people the name of your cock at parties you are not fun, you are just weird

(And you probably won’t be invited to the next party)"

Play nice boys 😉

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By *oundmyarse1970Man
7 days ago

South norwood

Mine called Mrs finsbee Joe Wilkinson named it 🤣🤣

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By *hyna Hutch OP Man
7 days ago

valleys

"Mine called Mrs finsbee Joe Wilkinson named it 🤣🤣"

Apparently, someone in the comments on that vid said that he was in the audience that day and it has been cut by around 10 minutes. The laughter went on and even the camera operators were laughing. Joe couldn't continue with the next verse at certain points either.

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By *ryan2000Man
7 days ago

London colney

Milk bottle ...

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