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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

Ive purchased a cake decorating syringe noticed it when at my daughter's for a coffee she was decorating cakes for an upcoming birthday party. Works perfectly for a douche or lube shooter 8quid on Amazon lol anyone else found something useful around the house xx

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By *tephanie SomtimesTV/TS
3 weeks ago

South Derbyshire

Years ago my wife bought a little table with rubber feet on it. They worked perfectly as nipples suckers when warmed up in hot water.

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By *ight Willing AssMan
3 weeks ago

Jesmond

Perspex rolling pin x

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)

I've always found my kettle to be useful for boiling water.

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By *earlyrichTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Somewhere in time

I found drink swizzle sticks make great cock sounding rods.

Also my dry eye gel is an ideal lube for them, (if it's safe to put in your eyes it must be safe to put in your cock)

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

"I found drink swizzle sticks make great cock sounding rods.

Also my dry eye gel is an ideal lube for them, (if it's safe to put in your eyes it must be safe to put in your cock) "
interesting xx

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By *ike21TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Fareham

Wife hair brush handle n tired her electric toothbrush handle

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By *evanianMan
3 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

"I've always found my kettle to be useful for boiling water."

Phew! HOT!!

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

My pine bedknob has seen some action lol xx

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By *ick ZuckerMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

A vibrating dildo with a toothbrush taped to it makes a great electric toothbrush

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By *owerplay823Man
3 weeks ago

Worthing

I love using most things

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By *ust4inchesMan
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"I found drink swizzle sticks make great cock sounding rods.

Also my dry eye gel is an ideal lube for them, (if it's safe to put in your eyes it must be safe to put in your cock) "

Your logic is impeccable. NOT

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By *ustychubb46ETV/TS
3 weeks ago

LONDON

Hairspray, etc with rounded or similar lids... back in the day, with pvc tape sealing the lid and holding it on, my first big bathroom dildo. Some nearly a foot long!

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By *lackbootzMan
3 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

"A vibrating dildo with a toothbrush taped to it makes a great electric toothbrush "

And if you don’t have a toothbrush you can make one by cellotaping a teasel to a stick.

Then you can use the dry eye gel as toothpaste (after all, if it can go down your jap’s eye it can go in your mouth.)

Voila!

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By *vanMan
3 weeks ago

Blackpool

A Sports massager can give a great A orgasm .

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By *astguy7Man
3 weeks ago

Herefordshire

"Ive purchased a cake decorating syringe noticed it when at my daughter's for a coffee she was decorating cakes for an upcoming birthday party. Works perfectly for a douche or lube shooter 8quid on Amazon lol anyone else found something useful around the house xx "

I'll pass on the cake, I think.

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By *lackbootzMan
3 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

"Years ago my wife bought a little table with rubber feet on it. They worked perfectly as nipples suckers when warmed up in hot water."

What did your wife say when she noticed the little table she bought kept unexpectedly ruching the carpet…?

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By *ubmanpaulMan
3 weeks ago

near ripon

I was a very let’s say experimental when I was young found I liked things up my bum and ended up using just about anything that would fit in lol

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By *lackbootzMan
3 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

"I was a very let’s say experimental when I was young found I liked things up my bum and ended up using just about anything that would fit in lol "

Give us some examples. Action Man? The tea’s maid? A Wendy house..?

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"I was a very let’s say experimental when I was young found I liked things up my bum and ended up using just about anything that would fit in lol

Give us some examples. Action Man? The tea’s maid? A Wendy house..? "

I heard it was the Lego model of Stephen Hawking. Pictures available on Google Images.

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By *nal VersatileMan
3 weeks ago

Newquay

Foam rods/tubes (normally used to tuck in a sofa or chair cover) they're about 10 inches long, not too girthy, very pliable, impossible to snap in half and great alternative to dildo.

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By *ixer61Man
3 weeks ago

Aycliffe

The long Lynx aerosols, nice stretch with lots of lube

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By *loudnineMan
3 weeks ago

Hereford/Powys

Massager with the U shaped attachment.

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By *irtytrukkaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

barton

A toilet brush while its in the holder

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By *illgossardTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Walton

Vaccuvin (wine bottle vacuum pump) used on the nipples.

I used to have a potato masher with a particularly interesting handle.

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By *aul349Man
3 weeks ago

North of the Tyne

Once met a guy who's kink was to toy with guys when they were blindfolded. He had all sorts of interest sized and shaped household items that he used to stretch guys. The one I enjoyed the most was a dog's plastic chew toy that was two 6cm balls with a textured bar between them. Never seen one like it before or since.

He didn't have a dog before you ask.

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By *aid2TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Swindon

Sex toys are so cheap today and Amazon can deliver discreetly to a locker if you want anonymity. There's no need to fuck yourself with kitchen appliances.

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By *rtyman2015Man
3 weeks ago

Helensburgh

Brilliant suggestion. Gonna nick that one...

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

Brilliant suggestion. Gonna nick that one..."
go for one that holds at least a hundred mill and reasonable quality mine was less than a tenner and works well with water or lube good luck xx

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By *rtyman2015Man
3 weeks ago

Helensburgh

"A vibrating dildo with a toothbrush taped to it makes a great electric toothbrush "

Hmmm, interesting... Fluoride or whitening...

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By *eed2pleaseMan
3 weeks ago

Conwy

Sanex deodorant makes a great anal dilator. And let’s not forget the various veg available, cucumber anyone?

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By *alking HeadMan
3 weeks ago

Bolton

A cigar tube containing a very angry bee makes a good emergency replacement for a vibrator if you run out of batteries.

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
3 weeks ago

Ludlow

"A vibrating dildo with a toothbrush taped to it makes a great electric toothbrush

And if you don’t have a toothbrush you can make one by cellotaping a teasel to a stick.

Then you can use the dry eye gel as toothpaste (after all, if it can go down your jap’s eye it can go in your mouth.)

Voila! "

Best comment so far.

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By *lackbootzMan
3 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

"A cigar tube containing a very angry bee makes a good emergency replacement for a vibrator if you run out of batteries."

Advanced upgrades include: “furious hornet” and “incandescent stag-beetle”.

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