FabGuys.com forum: Oafs

By *el London OP Man
3 weeks ago

London

I can’t stand these oafs.

Oaf No. 1: The one who carries a backpack through a crowd like a bull in a china shop.

Oaf No. 2: The one who washes their hands at the sink, shakes them dry, and sprays water everywhere.

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By *olin1951Man
3 weeks ago

worcester

I please guilty as charged my lord

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By *arethwallaceMan
3 weeks ago

portsmouth

lol that is my son lol he is an oaf xx

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"I can’t stand these oafs.

Oaf No. 1: The one who carries a backpack through a crowd like a bull in a china shop.

Oaf No. 2: The one who washes their hands at the sink, shakes them dry, and sprays water everywhere."

It's great to have fun with No.1 if you're getting off a busy tube train or out of a lift, and they're in front of you. I've amused myself many times by spinning them round, and they can do nothing about it.

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By *excessMan
3 weeks ago

Sleaford

The oafs who carry an umbrella with no consideration for the fact a human eye is vulnerable!

I would go as far as to add bell ends!!

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By *etterbiggerMan
3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"The oafs who carry an umbrella with no consideration for the fact a human eye is vulnerable!

I would go as far as to add bell ends!!"

I agree. Being 6 foot, a 5 foot 2 woman holding a brolly is just about in my eye line

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Depends on the size of the backpack. If it's mattress sized then yes. Carried enough when in the army. Never felt inclined to carry one since.

Guys washing hands? Guess you mean in toilets. Doesn't happen very often as so few do.

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By *elmut ShinerMan
3 weeks ago

Oafs that wander about glued to their phone screen and oblivious to anyone else's presence in front of them.

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By *excessMan
3 weeks ago

Sleaford

"The oafs who carry an umbrella with no consideration for the fact a human eye is vulnerable!

I would go as far as to add bell ends!!

I agree. Being 6 foot, a 5 foot 2 woman holding a brolly is just about in my eye line "

As would be expected.

How dare you suggest her staying dry is less important than impaling your eyeball on her umbrella spoke

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By *speedoMan
3 weeks ago

eastbourne

Oaf. That’s a good word I haven’t heard for years

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