FabGuys.com forum: Disaster meets

By *recumster OP Man
1 week ago

somewherenear

Love reading about disasters, who's had them and please tell all.

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By *yrman57Man
1 week ago

Ayr

After messaging, I went round to a local guy's apartment.

Not long after arrival, he presented his bottom for my use.

Let's just say cleanliness wasn't the order of the day, so I certainly didn't hang around.

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By *DC2000Man
1 week ago

Coningsby

My profile says I'm not into really overweight men. A guy had described himself as "athletic"; on arrival, a vastly overweight, I mean, seriously obese, man got out of the car. I said it wouldn't work for me, he asked why, I pointed out the obvious...to which he said "you're described as athletic". I'm not and wouldn't describe myself as such. He wouldn't have it, until I got my phone, found his profile and pointed out the description that he had there.

He seemed genuinely baffled....

I suggested he change the description to avoid future disappointment for both parties.

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By *oannacd70TV/TS
1 week ago

worcester

Went to a guys house . Walked in dishes with food left on them dog shit on floor in kitchen clothes al over the floor ..I just walked out

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By *reddy1510Man
1 week ago

Preston

I met a guy. It started going disastrous so I told him I wanted to leave. He took this as me playing hard to get. After a few attempts to get the key, my last bus or train, was long gone. He was in a 1st floor flat. But luckily it was on a slope so the back wasn’t as far to jump. I judged I could get out safely. Quietly gathered my things and quickly opened the window and jumped. Luckily it was a conventionally opening window, not with restricted opening, like nowadays. Landed heavily, but safely and made my way to a taxi rank, then home.

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By *iscreet999Man
1 week ago

norfolk suffolk C Colville

I was at a lads house and he was balls deep in me when his missus came home earlier than expected.... Made me scoop up my stuff n practically threw me out the back door naked. Quickly put clothes on n got to my car n realised i was wearing his pants and had odd socks !

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By *uckitboiMan
1 week ago

Chelmsford

Dirty unclean houses a few times . Just finished blowing a guy when his daughter walked in apparently it was her flat , lucky we were both dressed , she thought he was up to some dodgy crime thing as apparently as he had a dodgy past .

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By *ecret CumSlutMan
1 week ago

hartlepool

Let's just say before I found out douching was a thing....

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By *oungWantedMan
1 week ago

Newcastle - Throckley

Met a guy who was a "little jumpy"

We had a snog before the deabauchery

My lips were completely numb for about an hour

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By *nal VersatileMan
1 week ago

Newquay

Guy came over, before undressing, he (not sure of terminology) spread out some white powder on my chest of drawers and started to sniff away without any request for permission. Asked him to leave and luckily he did without any issues. Spent next half hour cleaning up where he'd been and hoovering carpet.

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By *illyloverMan
1 week ago

EH54

I try to ascertain if it’s clean house I’m headed to by checking the photos he would post up. Not always a sure fire way but I do look and have declined a meet up from what I’ve seen in the photos.

I have walked away after entering a shit hole of the place twice.

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By *ub4daddyukMan
1 week ago

Warminster

Twice?

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By *dstefiMan
1 week ago

Solihull

I'm not sure if it counts as a disaster as much as an unfortunate failure, but I did once meet a TV from swingers; nice chats beforehand, went to his and it was a nice clean house and he was nicely dressed and we had some passionate kissing and feeling up before heading to the bedroom, where it started to unravel.

He got his dress hiked up and knickers down for a spanking and although he'd smelled good up to this point, his bum didn't. I gagged a bit then asked if he needed to visit the bathroom for some additional cleanup, which he did, but then on returning I suggested we 69 and I tried but I had no success at all raising an erection from him; his cock was almost like a pimple on a pretty big ballsack. Admittedly he'd said he was a total bottom beforehand but I'd misguidedly hoped I might get at least a bit of cock action. After that I couldn't get it up either, felt no erotic energy whatsoever, so we agreed just to leave it at that.

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By *HRISTINE006900TV/TS
1 week ago

Dunfermline

Had a couple of disaster meets, which I would rather forget than chat about them

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By *illyloverMan
1 week ago

EH54

"Twice?"

Obviously not the same shithole

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By *ewbie01Man
1 week ago

Sheffield

Not really had any disastrous meets but have met guys and didn't feel the same connection in person compared to when messaging. Just did the business out of politeness.

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By *DC2000Man
1 week ago

Coningsby

"Not really had any disastrous meets but have met guys and didn't feel the same connection in person compared to when messaging. Just did the business out of politeness. "

Out of politeness....I can identify with that. Very occasionally I've thought, "well, you've made the journey, I should do something...".

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By *erscumdumpMan
1 week ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

In the middle of being fucked by a married fella and his friend, and his Mrs walked through the front door. Thought he was gonna have a heart attack.

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By *3versMan
1 week ago

glasgow

"Not really had any disastrous meets but have met guys and didn't feel the same connection in person compared to when messaging. Just did the business out of politeness. "

My cock just doesn't cooperate that way, and I just politely say "this isn't working for me"

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By *9nsaMan
1 week ago

Worcestershire

Met a guy for what I hoped was going to be an enjoyable meet got on the bed he kept slamming into my groin rubbing himself hard against me time and time again with a mad laugh and grin. If this wasn’t off putting enough I still had a rock hard erection until I was just about to fuck him and noticed that he’d ripped my frenulum and blood was pouring out from the wound. Took ages to stop bleeding, still suffering from some of the trauma of that meet years later

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By *lansubNWMan
1 week ago

warrington

Went to a guys house who said he was a very active top guy VWE

Got there very excited, after a brief conversation was ordered to strip.

Was ordered to get on my knees and unzip the guy which obviously i did

I was expecting a beautiful cock to spring to life - i can only say the poor guy was very small

felt really sorry for not going any further

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By *astguy7Man
1 week ago

Herefordshire

I went a really hot guy, exactly my type, at his place. Lovely house, took me upstairs, all going great and then I started to feel unwell and knew I was having a really bad asthma attack. It turned out he had 3 big dogs (which he'd shut in another part of the house) and although the house was really clean, Im really allergic to certain dogs & the allergens were in the air. I could barely get dressed and we went outside in the garden and I started to feel better in the open air (after taking lots of my inhaler). He said he'd been a paramedic in previous career, which was handy, as he kept me calm. Wasn't the ending I was planning - shame as he had a magnificent cock!

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By *actilePigMan
1 week ago

LINCOLN

Once picked up a rough older guy in the East End and took him back to my then partner's for a threesome. He was sexy as fuck and my ex was well chuffed I'd brought him home. Right up until the moment I pulled a 12 inch dildo out of his arse and he proceeded to shit all over the bed. And I mean all over. Looked like a week's worth. Sort of killed the vibe.

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1 week ago

"Not really had any disastrous meets but have met guys and didn't feel the same connection in person compared to when messaging. Just did the business out of politeness. "

Oh I so identify with that.

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By *recumster OP Man
1 week ago

somewherenear

"Once picked up a rough older guy in the East End and took him back to my then partner's for a threesome. He was sexy as fuck and my ex was well chuffed I'd brought him home. Right up until the moment I pulled a 12 inch dildo out of his arse and he proceeded to shit all over the bed. And I mean all over. Looked like a week's worth. Sort of killed the vibe. "

Oh my god!

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By *J244Man
1 week ago

Derry City

Oh my god!"

Thats abit grim tbf

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By *anw33Man
1 week ago

liverpool

I've posted this before.

Met a fit mid-20's guy and we went to his room, which was in a shared house. It was very warm but when naked was ok. He was a big lad and was pounding me from behind when I noticed a small pile of washing on a chair moving. I stopped him and told him. He said that it was fine it was just his pet constrictor. I am stupidly scared of snakes and didn't stop to think, just grabbed my stuff & legged it, getting dressed on the stairs. He msgd later to say he was really sorry it had gone wrong so we arranged to meet at mine; wow, that lad could fuck

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By *ub4daddyukMan
1 week ago

Warminster

"Sort of killed the vibe" understatement of the century lol

What was his reaction? Was he devastated/embarrassed? Or perhaps he was into it and didn't bat an eyelid?

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By *hrobinsonMan
1 week ago

South Shrops

I met a couple recently, they said I'd need to nip in and upstairs quickly as they had someone staying with them.

In doing so, I didn't really have a chance to see what a shit hole this house was.

The guy who invited me in looked 20 years older than the profile pic,he'd made zero effort to trim (or douche) the more I took in the seemingly messy room, the more I realised what a dirty shit tip the house was. When one started to do some ket, I made my excuses and left.

Never meet this Highley couple unless you took are a dirty scutter.

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By *pacehopperMan
1 week ago

Burnley

Arranged to pick up a guy, which I did and took him back to mine…it was around this time of year and he said he was really suffering with hay fever - I didn’t think anything of it at the time.

Back at mine were sat on the sofa, chatting, kissing, cuddling and getting relaxed…or so I thought - he kept going to the bathroom to blow his nose because of the hay fever.

Until he came back after a nose blowing session with a white moustache!

I said to him that I didn’t want hard drugs in my home and asked him to leave - by this point he was flying higher than Concorde and lost control of himself and shit all over my sofa.

He was quite literally thrown out

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By *ausagesMan
1 week ago

carlisle

Only 1 time - I usually accom - but this time I travelled - arrangements were made that his door would be unlocked to walk in and lock the door behind me

Never saw the bloke in the flesh because I walked straight back out - the smell of cannabis was a no no

Messaged him when I got back home and told him I’d bottled it- then I blocked him and he’s the only guy I’ve blocked

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By *actilePigMan
1 week ago

LINCOLN

"What was his reaction? Was he devastated/embarrassed? Or perhaps he was into it and didn't bat an eyelid?"
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He wasn't embarrassed at all, just stood there smoking a fag while I stripped the bed.

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By *ildwestheroMan
1 week ago

Llandrindod Wells

"Not really had any disastrous meets but have met guys and didn't feel the same connection in person compared to when messaging. Just did the business out of politeness. "

Similar. With one guy the sex was actually quite good but his attitude really pissed me off. Rude and arrogant. With another guy he was probably 20 years older than he said and looked it. Plus he was covered in some cheap, tacky, sweet smelling deodorant that put me completely off. He wanted a blow job but just got a wank and sent on his way.

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By *ub4daddyukMan
1 week ago

Warminster

"What was his reaction? Was he devastated/embarrassed? Or perhaps he was into it and didn't bat an eyelid?"

He wasn't embarrassed at all, just stood there smoking a fag while I stripped the bed. "

Hmm..um..ah..ok...I'm lost for words lol (scratches head)

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
1 week ago

Didcot

Not so much a disaster, more a bit disappointing, I met a guy at his place to give him a blow job, I'd barely got his cock in my mouth and the poor guy shot his load, all that effort of travelling a few miles just for what amounted to less than a minute of fun.

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By *uularTV/TS
1 week ago

Great Abington

It was a meet off the sister site, where we'd put up a status asking for someone to Dom and fuck me while my partner watched.

We arranged the meet with this guy who had a well written profile, said all the right things and seemed to tick the right boxes. This guy arrives and not only is he at least 20 years older than his profile pics suggest, he also has quite an advanced case of Parkinson's! The guy could barely walk unaided and had fairly major shakes. Echoing the "we did stuff out of politeness" comment above, my partner and I pivoted the meet and did some stuff to him. The guy was shaking so much he couldn't even remove her bra, so heaven knows how he was going to top me. Made us realise just how many people will lie and say literally anything just to get their end away...

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By *lljay83Man
4 days ago

Dinnington

Not sure if this is classed as a disaster. Arranged to meet a guy, a good 30 minute drive from where I am. Got to his place, he wasn't the biggest. I knelt in front of him and started to suck his cock. Laid on the bed and proceeded to work his cock for all of 30 seconds, he shot his load in my mouth and I carried on. He pulled his cock out my mouth and asked me to leave.

Disappointing meet.

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By *acyjones2TV/TS
4 days ago

Bamber Bridge

Travelled 40 minutes to a guys place who promised everything , spent 20 minutes getting changed at his, when I appeared fully dressed he was already wanking and shot his load almost immediately, said he wouldn't be able to get hard again so off I went to get changed again and left for home .

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