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"Mix together sage, rosemary and marjoram into water blessed by a priest. Drink once before ungodly coupling and twice after and the lord shall save you x" Yeyyyy finally a legit solution! Thank you so much | |||
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"Put a bag for life (see what I did there)up your bum that'll stop the sperm little fuckers swimming .you might need a wheely bin bag 😲 What you saying?!! 🤭 | |||
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"Put a bag for life (see what I did there)up your bum that'll stop the sperm little fuckers swimming .you might need a wheely bin bag you get a lot of cock | |||
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"Put a bag for life (see what I did there)up your bum that'll stop the sperm little fuckers swimming .you might need a wheely bin bag 😑😑 (evil eyes) | |||
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"Put a bag for life (see what I did there)up your bum that'll stop the sperm little fuckers swimming .you might need a wheely bin bag oops death stares I'm off to bed hiding under duvet | |||
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"Expanding foam in all orifices should do the trick. Although you will look pregnant xx " lol 😂 so funny | |||
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"I have it on good authority that should you want to avoid pregnancy, a sound spanking before and after penetrative sex will stun the sperm & make them unable to swim. Happy to demonstrate. X" As long as you make a good effort at it, as I don't tolerate shite spankings 😜 | |||
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"Stop flirting with men." But there's no fun in that | |||
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"Have you tried writing to your MP?" Ive already done him! Sorry I meant done THAT.. | |||
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