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By *amie2018c OP Man
5 weeks ago

N Cambs, W Norf

I was catching a bus earlier to the train station sitting at the back, virtually empty. But so many bumps and potholes I could feel an erection starting. That’s not happened on a bus since last century

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
5 weeks ago

North East

Swimming Bath showers for me 🤦🏻

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
5 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Sunderland

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By *eedsbearmanMan
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Bracknell

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By *ausagesMan
5 weeks ago

carlisle

Hospital

Once a doc came to my bed pulled curtains round and began feeling my tummy (I had pancreatitis) healed if I had any pain were examined - unexpectedly he pulled the bedsheet’s down to my knees and felt my groin / he pulled down my pyjama bottoms squeezed my balls for ages asking if I had pain there

To my horror I could feel my cock stiffen - until I had a raging hard on

He began wanking me going ssssh

He wanked my cock until I spunked - he got a wet wipe & cleaned me up pulling my pyjamas back up & replacing the bedsheets before saying I’ll see you tomorrow- and he did and exactly the same thing happened - only this time I felt his crotch and unzipped his trousers to feel his cock and he let me do it but wouldn’t let me wank him just touch

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Platform 4 at Crewe station.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Mother inlaw turned up unexpectedly I answered door sporting i may say myself a impressive looking boner, she spotted it straight away

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By *oxleyMan
5 weeks ago

Wetherby

When my lover texts me in the morning….

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Sunderland "

Nah Gateshead

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
5 weeks ago

North East

"Sunderland "

Nowt wrong with Sunderland

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
5 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Sunderland

Nowt wrong with Sunderland "

No offence, I was just being daft

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By *ark bi ukMan
5 weeks ago

Glossop / Stockport

Dentists chair.. the tits on the hygienist did the trick lol

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

"Sunderland

Nowt wrong with Sunderland "
not wrong your there so can't be bad

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By *ral and analMan
5 weeks ago

Ossett

My grans funeral

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

When sorting out a blocked manhole in my back garden xx

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By *ary1066Man
5 weeks ago

Preston

"When sorting out a blocked manhole in my back garden xx "

Was he appreciative

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By *hippy507Man
5 weeks ago

CHELMSFORD

Not really a unlikely place ,in my 20s at doctors ,nurse I had to see every week for 6 weeks ,used to pull my foreskin back fully ,rub Vaseline around 3 small legions they called them ,then dab them with some iodine type liquid ,no matter how hard I tried not to get erect it would ,even tried wanking before I went there

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By *ornyguy911Man
5 weeks ago

harrogate

Sister in-laws car

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By *illiam martinMan
5 weeks ago

Fermanagh Enniskillen

I was getting new jeans and the guy who measured my inside leg cupped my balls. After feeling them a bit he started rubbing my cock and when I was changing sucked me off. Got discount on jeans too.

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By *on779Man
5 weeks ago

colchester mersea

Upstairs in the uni library was so hard rubbed my cock through my trousers on the edge of the desk lol came in my trousers

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By *ustPeekinMan
5 weeks ago

Alresford

When I was a lad it was every time I got on a bus or coach. School trips were a nightmare 🤣

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By *nmykneesagainMan
5 weeks ago

salford

Helping put shelfs up at mother in laws

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By *ngel50TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Kinross

I think there's a few Pinochio's on here

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By *ardforall56Man
5 weeks ago

belfast

When hiring a wedding suit got a great root when been fitted out.The guy just said someone’s horny.🥵

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By *erscumdumpMan
5 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

I could be reading a packet of cornflakes in Morrisons and get a hardon. Sometimes its as completely random as that.

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By *astDevonGuyMan
5 weeks ago

Seaton

Your ear

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By * for discreet funMan
5 weeks ago

burnly

Barbers 🪑 her tits would be pushed against the back of my head having I would have a good feel had a accident feeling her pussy brushed against the back of my hands luckily by the time she had finished it had gone down 😂

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By *lackbootzMan
5 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

"I could be reading a packet of cornflakes in Morrisons and get a hardon. Sometimes its as completely random as that. "

Oh you’re so middle class.

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By *orny747Man
5 weeks ago

andover

"When I was a lad it was every time I got on a bus or coach. School trips were a nightmare 🤣"

I had the same problem.

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By *igguy52Man
5 weeks ago

lincoln

Always when I’m sat at my desk, it bloody throbs

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By *erscumdumpMan
5 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

"I could be reading a packet of cornflakes in Morrisons and get a hardon. Sometimes its as completely random as that.

Oh you’re so middle class. "

At least I have some class

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By *uck me in KentMan
5 weeks ago

Medway

In a pub sat at a table

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By *owerplay823Man
5 weeks ago

Old Town

Swimming pool

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By *rnormalMan
5 weeks ago

spalding

"Swimming Bath showers for me 🤦🏻"

Every time I see your profile pop up, I pop up.

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By *ario456Man
5 weeks ago

newport

Funeral,eyeing up the girls in short black dresses

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By *0yguyMan
5 weeks ago

Cumbria

"I was getting new jeans and the guy who measured my inside leg cupped my balls. After feeling them a bit he started rubbing my cock and when I was changing sucked me off. Got discount on jeans too."

Yeah, right. Who gets made to measure jeans?

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By *dam for funMan
5 weeks ago

Newport

In the dentist waiting room

I’m a nervous patient and wasnt thinking of much other than I want it to be over

As soon as they called me in it went away quickly and thankfully stayed away for the 20 minutes or so I was in the chair

Some kind of odd nervous twitch maybe?

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By * for discreet funMan
5 weeks ago

burnly

I did have a 50 year old woman who couldn’t stop looking at my cock as I was having a ultrasound on my balls for a lump I had a hard on she evan watched me put my pants back on on having a good look if the guy in the room wasn’t there who knows what could of happened

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By *ough stuffMan
5 weeks ago

Northamptonshire /Fakenham

on a guys forehead!! Seams to be allot around these days!! lol.

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By *untimes60Man
5 weeks ago

London

Everytime I get my hair cut at the Middle Eastern barbers.

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By *nthebuffMan
5 weeks ago

Liskeard

"I was getting new jeans and the guy who measured my inside leg cupped my balls. After feeling them a bit he started rubbing my cock and when I was changing sucked me off. Got discount on jeans too.

Yeah, right. Who gets made to measure jeans?"

May not be made to measure, but gents outfitters will often double check measurements to get the best fit

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By *atthew500Man
5 weeks ago

east yorks/hull

When going commando in tight jeans , usually to a meet or sauna, i very quickly get hard, especially when i push it down my righr inner thigh, i usually dress to left but love the feel of it rubbing between jeans and skin.

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By *evinmanMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

At physio... handsome big rugger type... it was so embarrassing but he just ignored it...

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By *andyhandymanMan
5 weeks ago

Barking

"I could be reading a packet of cornflakes in Morrisons and get a hardon. Sometimes its as completely random as that. "

Well, if it's Kellogg's there's a massive upright cock on the front.

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By *ony1166Man
5 weeks ago

Bexley

In my London taxi cab

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By *edic 01Man
5 weeks ago

Bedworth

I never seen one as yet in the mortuary

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By *edic 01Man
5 weeks ago

Bedworth

I never seen one as yet in the mortuary

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By *lan82Man
5 weeks ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

The Smiler..

I smiled, too..

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By *oreskinlpoolMan
5 weeks ago

Gym

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By *uck me in KentMan
5 weeks ago

Medway

"When going commando in tight jeans , usually to a meet or sauna, i very quickly get hard, especially when i push it down my righr inner thigh, i usually dress to left but love the feel of it rubbing between jeans and skin."

I always go commando in jeans

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By *ssie10Man
5 weeks ago

Essex

"I was catching a bus earlier to the train station sitting at the back, virtually empty. But so many bumps and potholes I could feel an erection starting. That’s not happened on a bus since last century

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Showers after playing football, so much cock I hid well until that day ⚽😎

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By *odge66Man
5 weeks ago

rotherham

In the tea room at work now

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By *omyorksMan
5 weeks ago

Malton

A scout trip to Butlins on the big wheel as it went up. Tingling in the balls which then made me hard. I was with a friend on the seat and he had the same.

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By *exy deeMan
5 weeks ago

manchester

When I was in my teens I was in hospital a nurse asked if I wanted a bed bath or bath I said bath she went to get everything ready I walked in stripped got in the water didn’t cover my knees I tbc

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By *lackbootzMan
5 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

"When I was in my teens I was in hospital a nurse asked if I wanted a bed bath or bath I said bath she went to get everything ready I walked in stripped got in the water didn’t cover my knees I tbc"

tbc..?

… is this the bit where Hattie Jacques came in and dropped her thermometer..?

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By *wej1Man
5 weeks ago

Grantham

Ur not likely to get a boner in a public bush

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By *uck me in KentMan
5 weeks ago

Medway

Right now in my jeans in front of the wife, she has no idea that I'm on here

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By *ral and analMan
5 weeks ago

Ossett

"Everytime I get my hair cut at the Middle Eastern barbers."

What about getting your car washed?

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By *arwick1Man
5 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

"When I was in my teens I was in hospital a nurse asked if I wanted a bed bath or bath I said bath she went to get everything ready I walked in stripped got in the water didn’t cover my knees I tbc

tbc..?

… is this the bit where Hattie Jacques came in and dropped her thermometer..? "

Now, THAT’S funny!

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By *lackbootzMan
5 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

"Everytime I get my hair cut at the Middle Eastern barbers.

What about getting your car washed?"

Or watching Demis Roussos on YouTube..?

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By *exy deeMan
5 weeks ago

manchester

So I asked for more water the nurse replied we can’t it has to be low we need to see everything and looked at my groin and don’t worry if anything happens I am here to help shall I wash your back she was washing my back the other hand went in the water between my legs flicking the water 💦 on me I got excited she looked at my hard cock you better do something about that I took hold Ed and started rubbing it as I looked at her she smiled and opened her uniform so I could she her breast I just lay back and play with my cock it cum

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By *un48Man
5 weeks ago

Ickleford

In church, teen years, would get a hard on, on a regular basis. Grrrr

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By *evanianMan
5 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

On the mortician’s slab. A friend in the profession says it’s rare, but it can happen after a severe injury to the brain or spinal cord. It can also occur if a man dies in an upright position, where blood pools in the lower extremities and pelvic region. Although for the majority of male deaths where the body is found lying horizontally, it’s an extremely rare occurrence.

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By *umboy321.Man
5 weeks ago

Nearby

A funeral

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By *jbaggiesMan
5 weeks ago

Oldbury

Church

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By *ocksuckingcumloverMan
5 weeks ago

sheerness

When I went for a check up at doctors, the nurse was incredibly attractive and her top was open just enough to see her bra, my cock instantly got hard, it's no wonder my blood pressure was high.

Also happened in changing room at a clothes store, had to have a quick wank that time lol

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By *rSmedleyMan
5 weeks ago

Telford

Without fail, seems to always get one while I'm out shopping

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