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By *ightarse69 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Rushden

So many people complain about not washing their hands after a piss yet they’re happy to get on their knees and take a strangers cock deep in their mouth.

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"So many people complain about not washing their hands after a piss yet they’re happy to get on their knees and take a strangers cock deep in their mouth. "

When did you last hear someone complain about not washing their hands, or are you referring to people complaining about other people not washing their hands after taking a piss?

Either way, I'm sure the occurrence isn't as common as you claim unless you're running a hotline, set up for absurd complaints.

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By *annyDanielleMan
3 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

I've never complained about other people not washing their hands after taking a piss.

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By *irtybbMan
3 weeks ago

leigh

Never had a guy insist in washing his hands after pissing in my mouth.

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By *ightarse69 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Rushden

Ok maybe not complain but if you’re out in a pub for example with a group of people it’s expected that you wash your hands after a piss. However those very same people are happy to put a cock into their mouth.

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By *3versMan
3 weeks ago

glasgow


"Ok maybe not complain but if you’re out in a pub for example with a group of people it’s expected that you wash your hands after a piss. However those very same people are happy to put a cock into their mouth."

I think you keep the wrong company

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells


"So many people complain about not washing their hands after a piss yet they’re happy to get on their knees and take a strangers cock deep in their mouth. "

I've had guys ask me to wash my cock before giving me a blow-job. Never taken offence.

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By *annyDanielleMan
3 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

I'd like a guy to dry his cock on my face after taking a piss, i couldn't give a flying fuck about his hands.

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Ok maybe not complain but if you’re out in a pub for example with a group of people it’s expected that you wash your hands after a piss. However those very same people are happy to put a cock into their mouth."

I don't frequent pubs so have no idea what goes on there.

I do take tea at the Savoy a couple of times a week though, where there's an assistant who handles my penis when I wish to urinate. He dons a fresh pair of white gloves each time though, and takes good care that there are no dribbles and that everything is tucked away securely once finished. I tip him £5 each visit.

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By *tephen_b50Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I don't wash my hands after peeing in private. i.e at home but if I'm in the theatre toilets or likewise, Socially hand washing although one shouldn't bother if another toilette doesn't approve. Lol.

However on most occasions I hardly touch my cock and it's certainly extremely clean anyway and I don't piss on my hands.

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By *annyDanielleMan
3 weeks ago

Street, Somerset


"Ok maybe not complain but if you’re out in a pub for example with a group of people it’s expected that you wash your hands after a piss. However those very same people are happy to put a cock into their mouth.

I don't frequent pubs so have no idea what goes on there.

I do take tea at the Savoy a couple of times a week though, where there's an assistant who handles my penis when I wish to urinate. He dons a fresh pair of white gloves each time though, and takes good care that there are no dribbles and that everything is tucked away securely once finished. I tip him £5 each visit."

😂

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Ok maybe not complain but if you’re out in a pub for example with a group of people it’s expected that you wash your hands after a piss. However those very same people are happy to put a cock into their mouth.

I don't frequent pubs so have no idea what goes on there.

I do take tea at the Savoy a couple of times a week though, where there's an assistant who handles my penis when I wish to urinate. He dons a fresh pair of white gloves each time though, and takes good care that there are no dribbles and that everything is tucked away securely once finished. I tip him £5 each visit.

😂"

There's posh. Of course the hotel I used to run wasn't as grand as the Savoy so the young lads who dealt with gentlemen's urinary needs, known as Piss Porters, wore blue surgical gloves and a wet suit and rarely got a tip other than a mouthful or a telephone number to meet them off duty.

Joking aside guys using pubs and bars in general are notorious for not washing their hands after having a piss. Even those dining in the restaurant.

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By *tmguylookingMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I was tought not to piss on my hands, therefore I don't need to wash them after taking a piss.

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By *ary1066Man
3 weeks ago

Preston

In the mists of time a Sunday treat at the pub before heading home for the Sunday roast was bowls of free peanuts , cheese and pickled onions on the bar.

This once happy custom came to a crashing halt after some reports came out about how many different types of urine where in bowls .

Sometimes you don’t need to know or do you

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By *hrisWellsMan
3 weeks ago

Shepton


"I've never complained about other people not washing their hands after taking a piss. "
.

I want you

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

I don't piss on my hands and my cock is clean, also only wash hands if I don't have to touch the tap because people have just had a piss and they might not have a clean cock so the tap will be minging I also take my own plate and knife and fork when I go to restaurants. Well wetherspoons. Just cant be to careful when licking icecream off a spoon that may have been touched by someone that went for a piss and didn't wash their hands. God forbid xx

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By *speedoMan
3 weeks ago

eastbourne

How about washing his hands before he touches the cock you are about to put in your mouth ?

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By *ust4inchesMan
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Ok maybe not complain but if you’re out in a pub for example with a group of people it’s expected that you wash your hands after a piss. However those very same people are happy to put a cock into their mouth."

Oh you have done a survey. (You must have to speak with such authority.) What was the sample size? We get it now.

By the way the general advice is that you should wash your hands after any piss, not just when out at the pub with a group.

Are all the people in your group at the pub happy to put a cock in their mouth?

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By *ightarse69 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Rushden

Oooh it seems the pedantic pill has surfaced. A bunch of thick cunts trying to twist and deviate from the point with siege mentality. Ooh look at me I can make this a joke because I’m too fucking thick to understand the post. I’ll SIMPLIFY it for you all.

If you have children (I doubt it) you would have told them to wash their hands after using the toilet. If you were raised properly so would you have been. It’s called decency.

Got it??

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Doncha’ think

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford


"Oooh it seems the pedantic pill has surfaced. A bunch of thick cunts trying to twist and deviate from the point with siege mentality. Ooh look at me I can make this a joke because I’m too fucking thick to understand the post. I’ll SIMPLIFY it for you all.

If you have children (I doubt it) you would have told them to wash their hands after using the toilet. If you were raised properly so would you have been. It’s called decency.

Got it?? "

do you put your cock up arseholes.

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By *erscumdumpMan
3 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

No doubt about it, sex is dirty. So is not washing your hands after using the loo.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

Click baiter x

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells


"In the mists of time a Sunday treat at the pub before heading home for the Sunday roast was bowls of free peanuts , cheese and pickled onions on the bar.

This once happy custom came to a crashing halt after some reports came out about how many different types of urine where in bowls .

Sometimes you don’t need to know or do you"

In some villages and small towns, where there was several pubs, there was rivalry about who put on the best snacks on the bar on a Sunday morning at one time. Crisps, nuts, roast potatoes, cheese, black pudding, sausages etc. Partly killed off by the stories of urinary infections but also more and more pubs doing Sunday lunches.

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By *addies Boy96Man
3 weeks ago

Rhebogue,Limerick


"So many people complain about not washing their hands after a piss yet they’re happy to get on their knees and take a strangers cock deep in their mouth. "

Well most the time it would be nice if he washes his dick before you suck it also

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Oooh it seems the pedantic pill has surfaced. A bunch of thick cunts trying to twist and deviate from the point with siege mentality. Ooh look at me I can make this a joke because I’m too fucking thick to understand the post. I’ll SIMPLIFY it for you all.

If you have children (I doubt it) you would have told them to wash their hands after using the toilet. If you were raised properly so would you have been. It’s called decency.

Got it?? "

If you can't handle a little banter after making an oddball post then perhaps you shouldn't make posts in the first place. All you're doing is showing yourself up as an angry old curmudgeon.

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By *ollo007Man
3 weeks ago

Pontefract


"So many people complain about not washing their hands after a piss yet they’re happy to get on their knees and take a strangers cock deep in their mouth. "
I don't have to wash my hands if I have a clean cock haha 😉

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By *andinmypantsMan
3 weeks ago

North London

When you urinate it isn't just the visible stream of urine that comes out. There's also a fine mist of urine which you would see if you were backlit. I have seen it on videos. We all do it. That's what goes on your hands more often than not.

It happens to women too. If they could see the spread of urine mist which occurs when they urinate they would probably be a bit less vocal about men pissing on the toilet seat. You can prove it to them. Lift up a woman's toilet seat and if it isn't regularly cleaned, and the seats that rarely get lifted often don't get cleaned, and you will see that they have a light piss stain on the underneath at the front. I have cleaned women's office toilets. I know.

So wash your hands whether you piss or poo.

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By *ootsockMan
3 weeks ago

Earl's Court, London

It's the real reason why dogs are so fond of licking men's fingers!

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