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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

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By *arriedbiMan
2 weeks ago

Aldershot

Don't know what make up but she mega sexy

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By *oose1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

I fucked him twice on his stag night

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By *arnsleyscotMan
2 weeks ago

barnsley

Came hard as he was choking me and pounding my ass

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Taught Michael Jackson how to moonwalk

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By *agedinknickersMan
2 weeks ago

Downham Market

Auditioned for Allo Allo

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By *astDevonGuyMan
2 weeks ago

Seaton

Taught how to serve “ two soups “

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By *ub4daddyukMan
2 weeks ago

Warminster

He's actually Andrew Mountbatten Windsor....hence no pics

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By *paldingbi2Man
2 weeks ago

Spalding

Once appeared on Blockbusters and when he asked Bob 'for an O please' accidentally winked and got both O and A in Bob's dressing room after filming had ended.

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By *ub4daddyukMan
2 weeks ago

Warminster

"Once appeared on Blockbusters and when he asked Bob 'for an O please' accidentally winked and got both O and A in Bob's dressing room after filming had ended."

Supposed to be MADE UP 😉😉

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Once spent 3 hours wondering how to place a "Keep off the grass" sign in the middle of his lawn.

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By *ibblefishMan
2 weeks ago

louthish

Was a test pilot for Airfix

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East

Use to be a Go Go Dancer in Soho London

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By *al01Man
2 weeks ago

west midlands

Beat up bear grylls

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By *ibblefishMan
2 weeks ago

louthish

Accidentally invented daiylea cheese whilst trying to create edible condoms

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Wimbledon

Does stand up Comedy sitting down

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By *55 ManMan
2 weeks ago

Roscommon

Moonlights at Disneyland as a stand in for Jessica Rabbit.

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Came third in a Vladimir Putin lookalike contest

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By *erkmeoff777Man
2 weeks ago

Canterbury

Russell with all the muscle and a big cock too

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By *sobel19791979TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Close by

Can’t change a light bulb

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Once spent £1,000 on an onion ring at the jewellers

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By *uy near ArundelMan
2 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

"Once spent £1,000 on an onion ring at the jewellers "

Came 1st in a cock size contest.

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By *DC2000Man
2 weeks ago

Coningsby

Crochets tea cosies for charity shops.

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By *yleLMan
2 weeks ago

Burnley

Has an allotment, growing prize cucumbers, which are not only used for salads.....

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By *ig dancer guyMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

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By *ig dancer guyMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

Likes to sunbathe naked in his from garden for all the world to oggle

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By *mypeeTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

Like rubbing his c*** all over closet , boys for his amusement

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Once got arrested for speeding on a flying carpet

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By *eardedman7Man
2 weeks ago

Berkshire

Got caught polishing a few cocks in the cleaning cupboard

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By *hyguy62Man
2 weeks ago

Brentwood

Gave me a good face fuck and a lovely mouthful of cum 💋

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By *ornblower555Man
2 weeks ago

wexford

Deepthroated me and my friend at the same time

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Egg n spoon race world champion. 1996

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By *olarMan
2 weeks ago

woking

Provides maid’s service for the local rugby team

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By *wbtmMan
2 weeks ago

South west

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Doesn't remove posts

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By *wej1Man
2 weeks ago

Grantham

Their name isnt Peter aged 57 or Paul aged 53

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By *erasusMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Has his chest shaved monthly!

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By *arsit1Man
2 weeks ago

Lucan, Louth and Meath

Has the smallest cock on Fab

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By *oddyealingMan
2 weeks ago

Ealing

I fucked him in his kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

He went to see “12 years a sl@ve” and got into a laughing fit

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By *till watersMan
2 weeks ago

Stirchley

He wears socks in the shower

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By *becksMan
2 weeks ago

ipswich

He is still a virgin

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By *rancd2TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Organised the Brinks Mat robbery.

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By *ezzadMan
2 weeks ago

Benidorm

Was still a teenager when Margaret thatcher wore that false cock and buggered him while Norman Tebbitt took care of his mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

They were born with adult teeth

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By *arrogateDadMan
2 weeks ago

Harrogate

Socks & Pants from C&A

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By *till watersMan
2 weeks ago

Stirchley

"He is still a virgin "

That's right because cocks don't count lol

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Has been sent from the future to kill John Connor

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By *shford42Man
2 weeks ago

kent

She said she wants to be gang fucked for a week

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By *4 fitTV/TS
2 weeks ago

walsall

Shy lol

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By *cd69Man
2 weeks ago

ash vale

Once offered to suck someone's cock for a cup of tea

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By *shford42Man
2 weeks ago

kent

Apparently he takes it up the arse lol

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By *weet_beckyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

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By *olarMan
2 weeks ago

woking

Will do anything for a twix and a can of Fanta

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Married a salmon

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Shagged a girl xx

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By *urple beretMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

Sucked the vicar

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By *ikeitrealMan
2 weeks ago

huercal overa SPAIN

Worked as a miner

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By *shford42Man
2 weeks ago

kent

Like eating a sandwich as he is getting fucked

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By *anther81Man
2 weeks ago

navan

Once used a cucumber as a dildo and later that day had the same cucumber in his salad.

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By *ibblefishMan
2 weeks ago

louthish

Was exiled to the Belgian Congo for making a cup of tea using a microwave oven

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By *ames 1984Man
2 weeks ago

Langbank

He fucked me while I fucked my Mrs mm

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Organises special 'day trips' to the local woods

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By *bs1980Man
2 weeks ago

Folkestone

Sits on my face regularly

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By *mudgeMan
2 weeks ago

NEWBURY

Sucks that cock on a regular basis

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By *mrmarkMan
2 weeks ago

Tavistock

He starred in a porn film and got 6 loads of cum

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By *ungvers01Man
2 weeks ago

His wife and 3 of her friends all take turns fucking him with their strapons

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By *uv2b4uMan
2 weeks ago

carlisle

Corkscrewed me for three hours solid , I'm now in a wheelchair.

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By *anther81Man
2 weeks ago

navan

Uses photoshop to make his cock look bigger cause it couldn’t be that size.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Real name isn't panther its pussy xx

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By *anther81Man
2 weeks ago

navan

Sammy has had more cocks than hot dinners a total slut lol

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

"Sammy has had more cocks than hot dinners a total slut lol"
its supposed to be made up not true lol xx

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By *hitesageMan
2 weeks ago

withywood

Thanks, I was going to say something like that.

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By *ridayguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

used his b an q loyalty points to pay for a new shower

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Has 7 Merkins. One for each day of the week

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By *ridayguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

Holly, lovely person and chips in to the forums

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By *ylieeshaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Chichester

Man Friday got off the ‘Robinson Cruiso’ island?

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Got stuck between two Kit Kat chunkies in Sainsbury's and was rescued by Jacob Rees Mogg

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By *astenotimeMan
2 weeks ago

here and there

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By *astenotimeMan
2 weeks ago

here and there

Was asked by Jessica Rabbit if he fancied a good threesome with Roger

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By *ina BlackTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Cornwall/Devon border

He secretly likes TV's lol

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
2 weeks ago

cockermouth

Shes really called nina white 😉

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By *imon400.1Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

I once took part in a train of 28 guys fucking her.

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By *enonMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

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By *enonMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

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Admitted to hating the Beatles and as punishment was exiled from Liverpool by train with many other guys..and Nina white!!

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Knows what's in the cellar of the abandoned house on the corner

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By *ustaNormalBlokeMan
2 weeks ago

Strood

She masquerades as a plasterer to explain all the cum-stains on her clothes

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By *erscumdumpMan
2 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

By night he is known as Batman, however he is a kleptomaniac, especially in shops selling tinned tuna.

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By *ibblefishMan
2 weeks ago

louthish

Was Stuart littles stunt double

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By *eginer96Man
2 weeks ago

Kildare, Naas, Newbridge

2 tac bike engine

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By *ammy57TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Stevenage and Telford

Once went horse ridding

And got banned from stable....

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By *ndsotobedMan
2 weeks ago

Towcester

Every day he winds up the clock for the BBC

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By *uffolkmale54TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Lowestoft

he likes to go skin diving

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By *ibblefishMan
2 weeks ago

louthish

They are on page 23 of the Victoria’s Secret catalogue

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By *rancd2TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Was the inspiration for ‘Billy the Fish’ in Viz

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By *owerplay823Man
2 weeks ago

Old Town

First person to take a whole traffic cone up their ass.

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By *ingerieloverMan
2 weeks ago

Congleton

Can crack walnuts with only his butt cheeks

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By *ustOneBearMan
2 weeks ago

Neath

Won the “no handed” pole vault for England in 1999

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By *ike21TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Fareham

Had a Granney in the Luftwaffer

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By *oeevMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Got barred from their nearest Ann Summers store for trying out dildos in the changing room

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By *laireKTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Manchester

They outbid Vanessa Feltz over a pair of my old vinyl knickers.

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By *ynxguyMan
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Has had more cock than Bonnie Blue

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By *uyverseMan
2 weeks ago

Nearby

Is really Kier Starmer and regularly bends over for Andy B.

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By *ikeitrealMan
2 weeks ago

huercal overa SPAIN

Sits in a bath of gravy while listening to BBC world service

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East

Spent his younger days as a male gigolo touring Europe finally ending up in Spain where he stayed with his Spanish lover

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By *enonMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

"Spent his younger days as a male gigolo touring Europe finally ending up in Spain where he stayed with his Spanish lover "
he is actually a soft southerner who likes to put on a N East accent (badly done)

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East

"Spent his younger days as a male gigolo touring Europe finally ending up in Spain where he stayed with his Spanish lover he is actually a soft southerner who likes to put on a N East accent (badly done) "

Whey aye man

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By *ampantSlutteryMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

His pubes aren't real, it's actually a merkin

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By *penglerMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

He's an international jewel thief, often recruited by the intelligence services.

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By *hubsloverMan
2 weeks ago

East/west sussex

He will be representing the UK in next year's Eurovision.

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By *tmguylookingMan
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

He used to be a trapeze artist with a travelling circus, but gave it up to become crown court judge.

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By *olarMan
2 weeks ago

woking

Suffered a devastating left ball stretch during a charity naked skydive

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Hook

His only foray into acting was as the back end of Dobbin, the Rentaghost pantomime horse.

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By *idfielderMan
2 weeks ago

north west

Once served me at the bar

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By *itskinMan
2 weeks ago

west midlands

Got caught having her toes sucked in the local park

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By *ishop666Man
2 weeks ago

ls19

Nah nah

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By *omethingExciting41Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere

Woke up in his tanning tube washed up on a beach after a particularly long session

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By *idfielderMan
2 weeks ago

north west

Got caught suckin toes in local park

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By *itskinMan
2 weeks ago

west midlands

That was for sissy

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By *rloverlover69Man
2 weeks ago

wyboston

Sounds very horny!

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By *idfielderMan
2 weeks ago

north west

Has grasp of the idea

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By *ikeitrealMan
2 weeks ago

huercal overa SPAIN

Cuts the grass in a pink rubber cat suit

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By *ig dancer guyMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

Likes to leave puddles of cum in public places

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By *arlos 0511Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Dances around the living room in a tutu

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By *xtraoneMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucester

Leader of a local gay Freemasons lodge

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East

Once tied me up and used me for his pleasure

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By *panky525Man
2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I once saw him out cycling and he had a dildo as a saddle

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By *poolBiTopMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Is a willy warmer model.

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By *tevieG73Man
2 weeks ago

Codsall

I have him booked in tomorrow for full hair wax removal

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By *ig dancer guyMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

Likes to wave his dick at drivers while on the motorway

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By *uck my bumMan
2 weeks ago

walsall

Wishes he had a member that he could wave at anyone

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By *inkyCub95Man
2 weeks ago

Limavady

"Wishes he had a member that he could wave at anyone "

Fists guys every night

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
2 weeks ago

cockermouth

Wants to be a girl

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Used to be a juggler party piece was juggling 8 balls while giving a blow job xx

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By *iscreetly100Man
2 weeks ago

lancashire

Modelled for vogue magazine

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Hook

Secretly bores tunnels under main roads to help hedgehogs cross them safely.

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Berkshire

Loves riding a tricycle round and round in circles with an ice cream stuck on their forehead

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By *ig dancer guyMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

Treats every hallway, pavement, path etc as a catwalk to strut down and pose

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By *till watersMan
2 weeks ago

Stirchley

He was body double for Charlton Heston in Ben Hur

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By *artokMan
2 weeks ago

Wokingham

His Dad is Roger Waters from Pink Floyd

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By *ikeitrealMan
2 weeks ago

huercal overa SPAIN

Has the world's biggest collection of baked beans

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Walks around town with a billboard that says "The end is nigh!! Repent"

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By *1974TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Reading area

I fucked her all night long

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By *ina BlackTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Cornwall/Devon border

"Shes really called nina white 😉 "

I'm definitely not a virgin lol xxx

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Hook

Invented blue smarties

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
2 weeks ago

cockermouth

Her name is on the back of every pub toilet door in hook

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By *ustOneBearMan
2 weeks ago

Neath

Been ridden by more bears than a tricycle in a Russian Circus

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Was mistaken for Sue Perkins when having a high tea in Harrogate

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Guy in sunglasses who walks into a newsagents and slips the shopkeeper a note and walks out with a brown paper package

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
2 weeks ago

cockermouth

Shes actually a maid full time..she told me

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By *orks200Man
2 weeks ago

Bradford

Cockermouth isn't her location it's her favourite hobby

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2 weeks ago

His gilet was a wedding gift

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By *tephanieSnowTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Rotherham

Has never owned a parrot but he's had a cockatoo 😉

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Has never owned a parrot but he's had a cockatoo 😉"

Is the person who sits quietly in the pub minding their own business, but has a vital piece of information in the event of a crisis that saves the day

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By *punk loverMan
2 weeks ago

Dunstable

In male mode is an MP

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By *ntcovMan
2 weeks ago

Swadlincote

Tried robbing a bank but used the wrong weapon as a threat, turned out you need a gun.

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By *amesbigr93Man
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Opened his bag of tools at work but turned out he brought his bag of sex toys

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By *ust4inchesMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Secretly wishes he was English

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By *dinrightnowMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

His wife got pregnant from his cum dripping in from her ass

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By *ust4inchesMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

He fucked the former SNP leader in a camper van she “knew nothing about” 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ibblefishMan
2 weeks ago

louthish

Completed the Kessel run in 5 parsecs

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By *ikeitrealMan
2 weeks ago

huercal overa SPAIN

Masturbated in the toilet at last night of the prom's

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By *ubberlovemeTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Likeitreal worked in a circus as 'The Illustrated Man' showing off his tattoos

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2 weeks ago

Punched a work colleagues birthday cake

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By *ikeitrealMan
2 weeks ago

huercal overa SPAIN

Ran the London marathon wearing a lycra thong

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Knows the secrets that goes on in Area 51

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By *till watersMan
2 weeks ago

Stirchley

Second best legs on here

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East

"Second best legs on here "

Worked for MI5 travelling the world to keep Britain safe

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
2 weeks ago

cockermouth

Isn't really rugged, or northern hes from Taiwan

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By *ubBikerBtmMan
2 weeks ago

Clydach

Is a professional roller derby star

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By *evilish PlaytimeMan
2 weeks ago

Sawtry (nr Peterborough)

Dared Minnie Mouse to swap outfits, and got Disneyland closed due to children asking about Minnies new fondness for latex, stockings and collars

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By *ikeitrealMan
2 weeks ago

huercal overa SPAIN

Got caught walking along the Mall in a leather harness and jockstrap

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By *earlyrichTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in time

He raided a bank, and ran off to Spain.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Got caught in M&S stealing knickers xx

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By *tter1987Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Claps when his plane lands.

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By *edDog300Man
2 weeks ago

mansfield

Made all the smurfs erect while putting on a show with smurfette

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