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"Emla Cream is the cheap sherry my Auntie Doris had at Christmas. Don't think it did much for my sex life though. It's a fortified wine from Cyprus, not sherry. Gut rot if I remember rightly. | |||
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"Emla Cream is the cheap sherry my Auntie Doris had at Christmas. Don't think it did much for my sex life though. It works for me 😉 | |||
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"Think you'll find it was called Emva Cream not Emla, the drinky thing that had aspirations to be classed a sherry." Yeah, that's the joke. | |||
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"EMLA Cream 5% is a local anaesthetic used to temporarily numb the surface of the skin. It is primarily used to prevent pain before minor procedures like injections, blood tests, or minor skin operations. sometimes used to help delay climax in cases of premature ejaculation by desensitizing the skin. It contains a mixture of two active ingredients, lidocaine and prilocaine as used by dentists to numb your gums before an injection." So an unknowing recipient could find themselves on the receiving end of secondary gum numbing, once again before a large injection. | |||
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"Think you'll find it was called Emva Cream not Emla, the drinky thing that had aspirations to be classed a sherry." Umm yea the 'error' was sort of the point. | |||
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