FabGuys.com forum: Best Homemade Dildo

By *oubleDavid OP Man
2 weeks ago

Lockerbie

If married and trying to play with your hole without getting caught (and clearly not possessing an actual cock like dildo) what’s the best way to make a dildo with household items that are good for training your hole and giving pleasure? In the past I’ve used a large carrot covered in cling film. Any suggestions?

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By *ayhubbyMan
2 weeks ago

liverpool

Cucumber…. peel it it’s nice and ready lubed to slip inside

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By *eedsbearmanMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Chantenay carrot

Honey roast parsnip

Winning marrow at the local big veg competition

Asparagus, wild or farmed

Jalapeño popper

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By *axfactorMan
2 weeks ago

annan

"Cucumber…. peel it it’s nice and ready lubed to slip inside "

Aldi extra large

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By *oubleDavid OP Man
2 weeks ago

Lockerbie

"Cucumber…. peel it it’s nice and ready lubed to slip inside "

Now this is a good idea!

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Toilet plunger.

Wrap some toilet roll over the handle to fatten it out, apply a condom and stick it on a wall.

Homemade suction dildo!

I know if this, erm, because I've seen a video or something

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Toilet plunger.

Wrap some toilet roll over the handle to fatten it out, apply a condom and stick it on a wall.

Homemade suction dildo!

I know if this, erm, because I've seen a video or something

Forgot to add, you need to sellotape the toilet roll in place or it'll come off.

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By *wbtmMan
2 weeks ago

South west

"If married and trying to play with your hole without getting caught (and clearly not possessing an actual cock like dildo) what’s the best way to make a dildo with household items that are good for training your hole and giving pleasure? In the past I’ve used a large carrot covered in cling film. Any suggestions?"

Iv used cucumbers, courgettes, and "sure" deodorant roll on tubes with screw on lids that dont come off which are great, but just not long enough, would also love to hear of any home made/ household items,people have tried.

Iv thought about silicone that's gone hard in a tube,it's still flexible, but I'm concerned about any reactions due to the chemicals in them, anyone ever tried that ??.

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By *aster islandMan
2 weeks ago

navan

Shovel

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By *oveoral169Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Buy your wife a dildo and then 'borrow' it

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By *it4Age64Man
2 weeks ago

Near Lanchester Durham

"Buy your wife a dildo and then 'borrow' it"

I like this guy's initiative. Nice one.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Bottles plastic not glass look in supermarkets yazoo is a good one. xx

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By *anw33Man
2 weeks ago

liverpool

Full size model of the Eiffel Tower

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By *ickableMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Could easily break and get stuck ask anyone in A&E

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By *anw33Man
2 weeks ago

liverpool

"Could easily break and get stuck ask anyone in A&E"

It's 330m tall & is made of wrought iron, I don't think it breaking would be your first concern

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By *tmguylookingMan
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Surely all married women have a dildo tucked away somewhere so just look for that and use it.

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By *m2025Man
2 weeks ago

northumberland

"Surely all married women have a dildo tucked away somewhere so just look for that and use it."

this! And if she hasn’t buy her a few

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By *obeitthenMan
2 weeks ago

scunthorpe

All you need is chickpeas, vanilla extract a handful of dates, a car battery and ten minutes. Recipe is on my channel x

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By *anw33Man
2 weeks ago

liverpool

"All you need is chickpeas, vanilla extract a handful of dates, a car battery and ten minutes. Recipe is on my channel x"

What if it results in a 'soggy bottom'?

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By *ohn542026Man
2 weeks ago

West Lothian

Buy a good dildo keep it in youre tool box

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By *uriousdreamerMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

Hair brush handle

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By *hubby63Man
2 weeks ago

Great yarmouth

Large cucumber perfect everytime

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By *riefsMan
2 weeks ago

gorey

Woof

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By *IPMANMan
2 weeks ago

West London

His & Hers dildos...the perfect Wedding Anniversary gift ..that just keeps on giving

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By *aster islandMan
2 weeks ago

navan

Sledge hammer 🔨

ouch but lovely xx{¬zIw=¬}x

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By *ichardbyronMan
2 weeks ago

Ludham

"Buy your wife a dildo and then 'borrow' it"

I used to use my then wife’s dildo ( look in her knicker drawer, you will find all manner of things) and ride it on a couple of rolled up towels. Washed and dried after use she was none the wisher.

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By *ammy57TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Stevenage and Telford

Cucumber... Smaller ones for me.. and if a few days old they are a bit softer....

Remember to take the plastic off!!!

Else you might need surgery!!

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By *ellhunglow001Man
2 weeks ago

Portsmouth

My first time was with a wooden broom handle.

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By *eedsbearmanMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"My first time was with a wooden broom handle. "

Not Trigger's broom I hope

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By *UNNY_ON_HEATMan
2 weeks ago

Rochdale

A thick candle carved to resemble a cock.

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By *Bbottom123Man
2 weeks ago

Leicester

Get a towbar for your car nice big cock head

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By *nal VersatileMan
2 weeks ago

Newquay

Foam rods (sticks) for sofa cover. Best to Google rather than explain all details here. They're about 8" long, flexible, soft, yet cannot break in half when inside.

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By *ickensMan
2 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Foam pipe lagging wrap in pvc tape and condom over the top

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Manchester

I bought a clear acrylic pastry rolling pin from Tesco a while back. It's about 10" long and about 1" in diameter with both ends smoothly rounded. It slips in really nicely.

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By *elen_BellsTV/TS
2 weeks ago

somewhere in Sussex

Take up baseball or rounders and use the bat

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By *hubbyGinger76Man
2 weeks ago

Halesowen

Over the years I've bought my wife a number of dildos and vibrators, I tend to use those when she's not around

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By *hubbyGinger76Man
2 weeks ago

Halesowen

"I bought a clear acrylic pastry rolling pin from Tesco a while back. It's about 10" long and about 1" in diameter with both ends smoothly rounded. It slips in really nicely."

Ooh yes, I have one of those, very nice

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By *ottom001Man
2 weeks ago

skipton

Try aquarium silicon as fish come into contact with it. They are sensitive to chemicals.

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By *urioushusband84Man
2 weeks ago

Hull

Buy your wife a dildo. And use that

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By *aster islandMan
2 weeks ago

navan

Bedpost

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By *ittlecock321Man
2 weeks ago

Southwell

Carrots

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By *atthew500Man
2 weeks ago

east yorks/hull

If you have wood/metal work tools then the wooden file handles are perfect, come in different sizes, i attach a chain to mine with a screw just on offchance they slide fully in ( but shape is good for rectal muscles to push out)

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Berkshire

I use big orange space hopper as butt plug. Only 16 quid from Amazon

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By *astguy7Man
2 weeks ago

Herefordshire

I had the perfect golf umbrella, lovely smooth bulbous handle, perfect shape and size. I sterilised it first and didn't open it - superstitious about that indoors.

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By *oeyK11Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Garden shears with a rubber over the handles….

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By *riefsMan
1 week ago

gorey

Wow brilliant idea guys

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By *elbiMan
1 week ago

telford

Just had a slow fuck with a banana, going to have to do it again later, fun size ones from lidl, better than last weeks carrot

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