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MY IDEA OF HELL

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By *IPMAN OP   Man
1 week ago

West London

Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
1 week ago

North East

Try shopping with the missus now that’s hell 🤣

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By *eefandfurMan
1 week ago

Edinburgh

Or Costco

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By *DC2000Man
1 week ago

Coningsby

Shopping, full stop.

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By *enri du lacMan
1 week ago

Coventry


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life"

Those pesky first world problems.

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By *ildwestheroMan
1 week ago

Llandrindod Wells

Quite like Lidl and Aldi. Prefer Morrisons. Don't like Sainsbury's very much. Thing my idea of hell would be more on the lines of being forced to eat and drink in Wetherspoons

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By *atchmo_Jizz!Man
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

Take the pain out of shopping by using a click and collect service.

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By *lan82Man
1 week ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life"

Every Lidl helps.. wait..

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By *wej1Man
1 week ago

Grantham

You dont have to though...

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By *rMagicFingersMan
1 week ago

Bournemouth


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life"

The entitled twats make Waitrose a far worse experience

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By *ore Than Curious300Man
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

Shopping in IKEA

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By *tar33Man
1 week ago

North London (outer)


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life

The entitled twats make Waitrose a far worse experience"

In what way do you view Waitrose shoppers as being entitled?

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By *ourinmydreamsMan
1 week ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Don't mind in the big supermarkets seeing the ladies picking underwear

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By *issy SiMan
1 week ago

Horsham

Love Lidl. Good value for money

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away


"Love Lidl. Good value for money "

They have one of the best bread counters

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By *artokMan
1 week ago

Wokingham

Lidl have good bread and cooked meats, cheeses and deli stuff.

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By *ountainMan
1 week ago

ipswich

M&S is good.

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By *astenotimeMan
1 week ago

here and there


"Quite like Lidl and Aldi. Prefer Morrisons. Don't like Sainsbury's very much. Thing my idea of hell would be more on the lines of being forced to eat and drink in Wetherspoons "

Well, 😂 some food at Wether spoons not fab but I've not encountered poor food there

Sometimes I got there at 2 pm and their superb cod and chips is reduced from £12.90 to £8.97 from 2 pm and includes a drink. I cannot fault it. Huge piece of cod in crispy batter, chunky chips and peas. Excellent.

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By *erscumdumpMan
1 week ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

I hate shopping for groceries, clothes and shoes. The only shopping I enjoy is for gardening and diy. Groceries come from online, and most of my clothes come from Vinted. The idea of wandering around a supermarket weekly, or worse, a shopping centre, does not appeal one bit.

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By *ildwestheroMan
1 week ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Shopping in IKEA "

Trying to put a tomato together is such a pain

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By *edic 01Man
1 week ago

Bedworth


"Try shopping with the missus now that’s hell 🤣"
I like it

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By *hiteroseMan
1 week ago

Neverwhere


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life"

First world problems ...

Billions of people would have a different view!

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By *0yguyMan
1 week ago

Cumbria


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life"

Unbelievable. The centre aisle of Lidl has loads of essential things you didn’t to know you needed until you saw them and realised how much you want them.

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By *upertedMan
1 week ago

Walsall

Really? I actually enjoy it.

Kind of on autopilot as I walk around, but I do check out new stuff. Think of my food menu then the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Ha ha yes Wetherspoons hell on earth

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
1 week ago

North East


"Try shopping with the missus now that’s hell 🤣I like it"

Whey man it’s true 😁

They drag you around the shops look at numerous items and then go back and buy the very first thing thing they looked at after going around every store 🤦🏻

It’s a bloody nightmare 😂

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By *IPMAN OP   Man
1 week ago

West London

Not complaining about what they sell, it's their god awful check outs. Very few are manned and a huge queue at self service...most of them asleep.

It's only Tuesday, WTF is it like in there on Saturday?

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By *tar33Man
1 week ago

North London (outer)


"Not complaining about what they sell, it's their god awful check outs. Very few are manned and a huge queue at self service...most of them asleep.

It's only Tuesday, WTF is it like in there on Saturday?"

Still, if it's on the North End Road you've got the barrows for your fruit & veg. They were always pretty good.

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By *ildwestheroMan
1 week ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Not complaining about what they sell, it's their god awful check outs. Very few are manned and a huge queue at self service...most of them asleep.

It's only Tuesday, WTF is it like in there on Saturday?"

Sounds more like Sainsbury's which is one reason why I tend to avoid them. Went into one once and no manned checkouts open so I abandoned a full trolley. An assistant noticed, came to my rescue and put all my stuff through the self-service for me saying 'You'll know how to use it next time'. My reply was 'There may not be a next time.

Lidl and Aldi checkout operatives are quite fast.

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By *IPMAN OP   Man
1 week ago

West London

Remember when the ultimate punishment was to have to go shopping with your Mother ??

Mow it seems to be a national passtime

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By *iassloverMan
1 week ago

Rugby


"Try shopping with the missus now that’s hell 🤣"

A friend of mine ran the Brighton Marathon and immediately after finishing got dragged round Asda by his wife

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By *ountainMan
1 week ago

ipswich

Sulphur,brimstone and fire and demons.

And thats just in the carpark !

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By *evanianMan
1 week ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

With all due respect to all who have contributed, the responses I've read so far to the question "My Idea of Hell" don't come anywhere near my personal impression of Hell.

My experience of a living Hell is a sudden, merciless invasion of mind demons locked in endless, nonsensical combat within an irrational, apocalyptic void of crushing darkness with sudden and regular pangs of unbearable pain and suffocating dread, where absolute, inescapable anguish makes mortality feel like the only realistic and ever friendlier option, and every memory of light becomes condemning evidence for the oppressive prosecution. That’s the damning lie Hell tells:- that it’s the only way out... Of course it just isn’t and never will be!

If you’re hearing it, talk to someone. Don’t carry it alone, there are plenty out there waiting to help.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
1 week ago

Bedford

Heaven and hell are right here on earth when you think your life is shit because you can't bend to do up your shoelaces. Think someone with no legs would be glad of that problem xx

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By *undatesMan
1 week ago

north London

Jean Paul Sarte the French philosopher- described HELl - as other people!!!!

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By *iassloverMan
1 week ago

Rugby


"Sulphur,brimstone and fire and demons.

And thats just in the carpark !"

Supermarket management approved brimstone, of course

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By *amie2018cMan
1 week ago

N Cambs, W Norf

Other people’s children

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By *ildwestheroMan
1 week ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Try shopping with the missus now that’s hell 🤣

A friend of mine ran the Brighton Marathon and immediately after finishing got dragged round Asda by his wife "

Yet another bonus for being a gay man. No domineering wife forcing you to do things you don't want to do.

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By *earlyrichTV/TS
1 week ago

Somewhere in time

Family gatherings

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

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By *iBobOxonMan
1 week ago

Thame/Aylesbury

A future under Islam.

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By *immewillyMan
1 week ago

Dundee


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life

The entitled twats make Waitrose a far worse experience"

No lazy stereotyping nonsense here! The food is awesome, shouldn’t matter who shops there, you just go in and buy….

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By *immewillyMan
1 week ago

Dundee


"M&S is good. "

It’s great, love it

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By *immewillyMan
1 week ago

Dundee


"Jean Paul Sarte the French philosopher- described HELl - as other people!!!!"

And he was absolutely right

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By *ilthy tracy300Man
1 week ago

lancashire


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life"
aww shut up what's your problem,don't they accept American express in lidl

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By *ldmanMan
1 week ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

I shop at Lidl and Aldi, and used to shop at Netto and Kwik Save.

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By *implesimonMan
1 week ago

Meath

Being made shop in Ikea on an eternal bank holiday monday

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By *ldmanMan
1 week ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.


"Being made shop in Ikea on an eternal bank holiday monday"

Never been in IKEA and wouldn't know where my nearest one is without looking it up, which I won't be doing!

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By *ourinmydreamsMan
1 week ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life"
lidl and aldi nobody can seriously buy a full shop in them

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By *ilthy tracy300Man
1 week ago

lancashire


"A future under Islam. "
. Very poignant,

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By *liceCDTV/TS
1 week ago

Hatfield

Seeing the cunts at shite hart lane winning the league but fortunately it will never happen

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By *annyDanielleMan
1 week ago

Street, Somerset


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life

The entitled twats make Waitrose a far worse experience"

I like Lidl's and i'm often in our local store. A while back there was a woman shopping there when her phone rang, after a few brief words she said in a loud voice, "can't talk now, i'm in Waitrose".😂

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By *hisMeMan
1 week ago

Angus (Forfar)


"Never been in IKEA and wouldn't know where my nearest one is without looking it up, which I won't be doing! "

No Meatballs for you then...

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By *ezzadMan
1 week ago

Benidorm

Reading comments about people and their supermarkets- it’s like wanking: we all do it

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By *tar33Man
1 week ago

North London (outer)


"Being made shop in Ikea on an eternal bank holiday monday

Never been in IKEA and wouldn't know where my nearest one is without looking it up, which I won't be doing! "

That's no problem, you can always order online.

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By *awsMan
1 week ago

Bishop Waltham


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life

The entitled twats make Waitrose a far worse experience"

Isn’t envy and jealousy an ugly trait in people!

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By *awsMan
1 week ago

Bishop Waltham


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my life

Unbelievable. The centre aisle of Lidl has loads of essential things you didn’t to know you needed until you saw them and realised how much you want them."

I went into Aldi once for some milk and some biscuits and came out with an air compressor!

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By *ildwestheroMan
1 week ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Having to shop in Lidl every week for the rest of my lifelidl and aldi nobody can seriously buy a full shop in them"

I certainly managed it during lockdown. Alternated between the two for my weekly shop. Perhaps I have less sophisticated taste in food to some of you.

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By *moother1Man
1 week ago

Port Talbot

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By *moother1Man
1 week ago

Port Talbot

Any supermarket shopping..

Having to deal with self serving Americans.

God Botherer’s

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By *andy XXXMan
1 week ago

Staveley

Losing both hands so I can't play with myself 😞

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By *itefox60Man
1 week ago

dublin

No cock or pussy

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By *rancd2TV/TS
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

Being made to watch WBA every week

Not being able to see my kids or grandkids ever again

Getting a job as a gardener

Only Soaps on TV

There’s 4 forms of hell for me

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
1 week ago

Berkshire

Sitting on a train breaking your neck for a waz after downing 4 or 5 pints after work. Legs crossed trying to block it out and praying the toilets in the ticket hall are open at Windsor & Eton Riverside 😩

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