FabGuys.com forum: Malapropisms

By *ndsotobed OP Man
3 days ago

Towcester

Know any good maliprops?

He danced the flamingo

Has a sedimentary lifestyle

He always wanted to become preposterous

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By *excessMan
3 days ago

Sleaford

I don't understand your question, could you be a bit more Pacific!

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By *iPantiesMan
3 days ago

Louth

Well im on tender hooks here waiting for all intensive purposes for an answer

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By *elenaCDTV/TS
3 days ago

In the sticks Somerset

Don't know exactly where but he lives somewhere effluent!

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By *itesomeladMan
3 days ago

Huddersfield

A bloke I used to work with was a snooker fan.

The highlight of his year was a trip to Sheffield to watch the games played at the " Runcible"!!!

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By *arry999Man
3 days ago

Lowestoft

Some people seem to be making nasturtiums about my use of English!

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By *elenaCDTV/TS
3 days ago

In the sticks Somerset

I'm useless at painting, best find an inferior decorator!

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By *tar33Man
3 days ago

North London (outer)

I was shopping for some new bedroom furniture this morning, bought a lovely Chester Draws.

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
3 days ago

Hook

This thread is virgin on the ridiculous

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 days ago

Bedford

Well we all make mistakes nun of us are inflatable xx

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By *rowserMan
3 days ago

East Kent

To all intensive purposes, this is a doggy dog world

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By *0yguyMan
3 days ago

Cumbria

I’m so hungry…. Completely ravished!

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By *evanianMan
3 days ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

That guy!!!.... That guy !!! 😡....He's nothing but a wolf in cheap clothing!

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By *0yguyMan
3 days ago

Cumbria

It’s said frequent sex is good for your prostrate

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By *arlos 0511Man
3 days ago

Manchester

I can wank just as well with both hands. It's great being amphibious

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 days ago

Llandrindod Wells

"A bloke I used to work with was a snooker fan.

The highlight of his year was a trip to Sheffield to watch the games played at the " Runcible"!!!"

Did they use spoons instead of cues?

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By *issycumslut10TV/TS
3 days ago

Luton

Maliprops Society theme tune ? Israelites

(Me ears are alight) !

Chairman ? Peter Kay

(If you’ve seen him live)

Chairwoman ? Ethel from Eastenders

(You have to be of an age - mid 80’s)

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By *evanianMan
3 days ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

Now it's all gone wrong he's looking for an escape goat!

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 days ago

Bedford

i was reading a book in reading ive found it can Be quite a reed worth reading xx

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By *astenotimeMan
3 days ago

here and there

I am prostate with grief over losing my earthrings and a Quakering in my boots

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By *astenotimeMan
3 days ago

here and there

And I'm amadent you got this wrong

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By *evanianMan
3 days ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

"I call again for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza, the return of the sausages...."

- Sir Keir Rodney Starmer,

September 2024.

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By *iBobOxonMan
3 days ago

Thame/Aylesbury

"Now it's all gone wrong he's looking for an escape goat!"

This made me laugh, thanks

I also like ; It’s a completely different kettle of ballgames

And, well if you learn that it’s another string to your elbow

During lockdown my lady’s mother repeatedly referred to it as clampdown, despite the fact that no one else in the world was calling it that.

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By *alking HeadMan
2 days ago

Bolton

Audrey in The Bradshaws of Barnoldswick was very good at them. Dad was 3 sheets to the wind "don't talk to him Billy lad, he's plastic".

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By *evanianMan
2 days ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

As an old girl sitting at the next table to me in a Liverpool coffee shop said recently ..."I'll tell ya wha'..we're goin' to be gettin' more floodin' with all this global wormin' they keep goin' on about!" 😅

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By *excessMan
2 days ago

Sleaford

"As an old girl sitting at the next table to me in a Liverpool coffee shop said recently ..."I'll tell ya wha'..we're goin' to be gettin' more floodin' with all this global wormin' they keep goin' on about!" 😅"

Love an expresso and listening to old folks chatting in a cafe.

Reminds me of my dad, he was an invertebrate story teller!

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By *rpheus69Man
2 days ago

Ebbw Vale

One of my friends tells me his new TV is state of the ark.

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By *evanianMan
2 days ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

Old lady talking to her friend... "Me cars failed it's MOT... they said it were the cardboard remissions."

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By *arlos 0511Man
2 days ago

Manchester

Old sick guy wanted to end it all. He was advised to consider the youth in Asia.

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By *enri du lacMan
2 days ago

Coventry

Philately will get you nowhere.

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By *olfstarMan
1 day ago

Edinburgh

I’m utterly perspexed about all of these goings on!

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By *evanianMan
1 day ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

"The doctor's sending me for an autopsy to see what it is, he said it won't hurt."

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By *evanianMan
1 day ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

"He was a parrot-trooper in the war!"

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By *aulie666Man
1 day ago

Bristol

Too many bilinguals on this site!

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By *raggyjackMan
22 hours ago

Dublin

"Too many bilinguals on this site!"

I represent that statement!

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By *ildwestheroMan
16 hours ago

Llandrindod Wells

A customer excitedly told me that he had stood in his garden one clear night an seen the play-station zoom across the sky.

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By *laingreedyMan
16 hours ago

Chelmsford

"That guy!!!.... That guy !!! 😡....He's nothing but a wolf in cheap clothing! "

Could he be a sheep in wolf’s clothing?

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By *G602Man
15 hours ago

South Hants

..with a black belt in Karachi.

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By *owzerMan
15 hours ago

Chester... Where the streets have no name

"..with a black belt in Karachi."

I've got a black belt in Ludo..

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By *ingerieloverMan
15 hours ago

Congleton

I was very sceptical at first

I blinked & mist it

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By *ldmanMan
13 hours ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

A friend of mine only ever had "organisms" and not "orgasms", and at the time of the "millennium bug", was so worried about the "Linoleum bug"!

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By *3versMan
12 hours ago

glasgow

Is this the place beside Player del Ingels?

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By *ustandRegret0311Man
12 hours ago

Dumbarton

Fecal Impaction….one of Michael Douglas’ best movies.

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By *rowserMan
12 hours ago

East Kent

My grandma said she could vote, her name was on the electrical roll.

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By *DC2000Man
11 hours ago

Coningsby

After visiting a medium and tarot card reader, a friend told me the woman "was amazing, she's septic!"

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By *ildwestheroMan
11 hours ago

Llandrindod Wells

Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sixteenth Chapel in Rome.

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By *alking HeadMan
9 hours ago

Bolton

On your wedding night...were you virgo intacto?

No...we were bed and breakfast.

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By *astenotimeMan
9 hours ago

here and there

Did you deny him his conjegular rights?

Su Pollard. Oh Dr Beeching

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By *ridayguyMan
9 hours ago

Cheshire

I tried a prostrate orgasm, lay on my belly for ages... nothing!

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By *evanianMan
6 hours ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

"He's been pumping iron again to build his petrols up."

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By *hyna HutchMan
6 hours ago

valleys

Someone I worked with ......

'Don't go rocking the applecart'.

'I don't care, it's like water off a dog's back to me'.

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