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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

If your cock made a sound every time you got hard, what sound would you want it to make?

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By *cotsguybordersMan
3 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Foghorn 🤣

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By *edMan
3 weeks ago

south wales

Boing! 🍆

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By *yne123Man
3 weeks ago

Howdon

Oh...Helloooo...

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By *ordladMan
3 weeks ago

Wrexham

Ta daaaaa

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By *rince Albert 101Man
3 weeks ago

Yeovil

Ding Dong

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By *asyman321Man
3 weeks ago

north east

Bing bong

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By *traightcock007Man
3 weeks ago

Bolton

Vehicle reversing!!

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By *ldmanMan
3 weeks ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

A ding, as in a lift arriving at a floor!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

A variation of the warning when you get on and off the Tube

"Mind the cock"!

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By *ondomhunterMan
3 weeks ago

hastings

A zebadee type boing noise

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By *ruckedMan
3 weeks ago

kings lynn

The Dukes of Hazzard air horn

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By *auraTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Rugby

Whoosh

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By *stronomiqueMan
3 weeks ago

Fylde

A snort of a bull...ready to fuck

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By *0yguyMan
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

A trumpet fanfare

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By *3versMan
3 weeks ago

glasgow

Meep meep

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Foghorn 🤣"

Good one

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By *etterbiggerMan
3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

A drum roll

In a pub with a stainless steel trough in the gents. A guy said I like coming here. It's the only time when I get my cock that I get a drum roll

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Sounds of Tibetan Singing Bowl

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By *octorMMan
3 weeks ago

London

Growl

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By *annyDanielleMan
3 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

Izzy-wizzy let's get busy. Who remembers that one?

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By *ub slut SueTV/TS
3 weeks ago

penrith

The noise Zebedee from the magic roundabout made

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By *0yguyMan
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

"The noise Zebedee from the magic roundabout made "

“Time for bed says Zebedee”!

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By *ockednikiMan
3 weeks ago

Newhaven

None, limpotent x

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By *rCurious75Man
3 weeks ago

Ashby de la Zouch

Schwing. Yeah I’m bringing it back.

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By *ryan2000Man
3 weeks ago

London colney

Can of beer opening

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By *ockstrapjoMan
3 weeks ago

Westcliff

Bugle call to action stations!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Machine gun

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By *ustPeekinMan
3 weeks ago

Alresford

The noise a ruler makes when you put it over the desk edge and make it vibrate.

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By *xmareMan
3 weeks ago

Norwich

(Leslie Philips voice) "Hellooooo!"

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By *ibblefishMan
3 weeks ago

louthish

[Removed by poster at 17/06/26 16:46:37]

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By *ibblefishMan
3 weeks ago

louthish

WW2 German U boat dive klaxon

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By *ust.frankMan
3 weeks ago

Blackpool

Yaba daba do

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Growl

Oo er

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By *ordhavnMan
3 weeks ago

liverpool

Tra-La-La-La-Badooom!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Air raid siren

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By *arlos 0511Man
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Full version of "Fanfare for the common man"

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By *in tin 25Man
3 weeks ago

west

Ride of the Valkyries

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By *rum39Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Dukes of Hazard car horn

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By *AXGUY2025Man
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

a trim phone from the 1970s

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Same ping as my txt alert !

Build up my hopes and dreams only to me smashed by a bs ppi spam message

Then realise I have no friends

or a fucking hardon

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By *im le2Man
3 weeks ago

aylestone leic

It's the sound when I cum I'd be interested in.

For an erection think mine would be a creaking sound as it's getting hard and a boung when fully erect.

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By *uck my bumMan
3 weeks ago

walsall

Boing

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By *1NKRMan
3 weeks ago

London

“Club card accepted”

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
3 weeks ago

Alcester

Yippee ki-yay….

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By *hil 69Man
3 weeks ago

Scarborough

Ding Dong

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By *im le2Man
3 weeks ago

aylestone leic

Creaking door opening.

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

One of those party blowers you blow at a birthday party

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By *ockFunUpmMan
1 week ago

Upminster

The tada sound clip from back in the windows XP days lol

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By *enerousRockerMan
1 week ago

Corby

"Tadaaa" as in Norbot from the Wallace and gromit film

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By *lutchplateMan
1 week ago

warrington

The noise transformers make when they transform

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By *oose1Man
1 week ago

doncaster

A spring noise

Boooooooeing

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By *hesaurusMan
1 week ago

newcastle under lyme

something from wayne's world - scherrrwiiiinggg

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

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