FabGuys.com forum: Need cheering up

By *ordlad OP Man
4 weeks ago

Wrexham

Just got outta hospital after a bad kidney problem .feeling like shit and need cheering up ..tell me a joke ,send me summut dirty ..just do something to cheer this miserable tw@ up lol

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By *rMagicFingersMan
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

How do you get a trumpet out of the ground?

You've got to rootitoot!

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

I just took the girl across the road out. Didn't mean too. I was aiming at her annoying yappy poodle.

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By *ordlad OP Man
4 weeks ago

Wrexham

Lol like that ...

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By *rownriverMan
4 weeks ago

horley

I asked the farmer why he had a paint can full of urine on the back porch. He said it was his canopy…

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By *ordlad OP Man
4 weeks ago

Wrexham

Ffs lol

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By *enri du lacMan
4 weeks ago

Coventry

What did they award the guy who invented the silent alarm clock?

The no bell prize.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

I quit my job at the helium factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!

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By *ustOneBearMan
4 weeks ago

Neath

I was told to use WD40 to get rid of mice in my house. It didn’t work, just stopped them squeaking

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By *ordlad OP Man
4 weeks ago

Wrexham

Thanks guys ..putting a smile on my face xxxxxxxxx

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By *hiteroseMan
4 weeks ago

Neverwhere

"I quit my job at the helium factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!"

That's a coincidence. I'm reading a book about helium and I just can't put it down.

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By *atthew500Man
4 weeks ago

east yorks/hull

What do you call a fly without any wings?…….. a walk

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By *enri du lacMan
4 weeks ago

Coventry

Naked leapfrog in a multistorey car park is wrong on many levels.

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