FabGuys.com forum: What Animal would you be

By *ugged Northerner OP Man
3 weeks ago

North East

If you could be an Animal what would you be and why??

For me Golden Eagle

Freedom Solitude Independence Courage and Strength

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

Welsh so has to be a dragon xx

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
3 weeks ago

North East

"Welsh so has to be a dragon xx "

I can just see you as a dragon 😉 🔥

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

Second choice tiger a welsh one they are black with orange stripes and favourite food is northern flesh xx

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By *nobchopsMan
3 weeks ago

Somewhere in Kent

Wolf.

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By *op KatMan
3 weeks ago

Lochmaben

A great dane

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By *ishop666Man
3 weeks ago

ls19

A rat 🐀 goes in places where you want

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
3 weeks ago

North East

"Wolf. "

Great choice 👌

Especially a Lone Wolf

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By *3versMan
3 weeks ago

glasgow

A turkey - gobble, gobble

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By *3versMan
3 weeks ago

glasgow

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
3 weeks ago

cockermouth

A mearcat or a racoon

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By *ennyhill2Man
3 weeks ago

poole

A dog 🐕 I’d loved to be knotted

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Wimbledon

Prize Stallion .. always getting ridden and always out riding 😇

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

The drummer.

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By *eepeter4Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

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By *eepeter4Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

A greyhound

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

Eric Burdon.

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
3 weeks ago

North East

Some comedians on here tonight 😁

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

"A greyhound "

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Catford innit Peter.

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By *eepeter4Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"A greyhound

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Catford innit Peter. "
funny enough I had my first tricast in ages on the greyhound today 5-3-1 in the 4.18 at Youghal this afternoon

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By *eepeter4Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Some comedians on here tonight 😁"
It's the way we tell them (Frank Carson )

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By *atalieCDTV85TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bury St Edmunds

Dolphin

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

Nice one Guv. Get the mars bars on Peter.

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

Certainly not Derek....🤔🥳

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By *aughtyantoniaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Guildford

Rabbit

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

Rat/lEd

Haha

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By *arl65Man
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Dolphin

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
3 weeks ago

North East

"Rat/lEd

Haha"

Bless

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

Lorenzo....🥳

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By *evanianMan
3 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

If I could be a wild _nimal I would be a majestic Red Deer Stag, Monarch of the glens.

I would live in the cool climate of the Scottish Highlands with the freedom to roam, and a diet of grass, heather, and tree shoots. I like the mix of peace and drama. Most of the year I would be wandering Highland forests and munching plants, but come autumn there is the rut, roaring across valleys and locking antlers with rivals.

Plus the antlers drop and regrow every year. A built in renewal system. Free, vegetarian, built for cooler weather, and a little majestic.

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
3 weeks ago

North East

"If I could be a wild _nimal I would be a majestic Red Deer Stag, Monarch of the glens.

Plus the antlers drop and regrow every year. A built in renewal system. Free, vegetarian, built for cooler weather, and a little majestic."

Amazing Majestic Animals 👌

Living in the Highlands of Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Yep I’m definitely wth you on this one

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By *eicjaseMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

A Swallow!

Not really, but I'm surprised nobody else got there first.

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By *airythighs61Man
2 weeks ago

nr, Sheringham

My Border Collie

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By *ichey6Man
2 weeks ago

aberdeen

The deer on my doorstep. Often spotted this time of the morning at the top of the town.

Timid yet swift little fellas.

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
2 weeks ago

North East

"My Border Collie "

Best Dogs in the World 😁

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
2 weeks ago

North East

"The deer on my doorstep. Often spotted this time of the morning at the top of the town.

Timid yet swift little fellas.

I suppose it take timid to know timid

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By *ajkumarkapoorMan
2 weeks ago

London

I prefer to be a sex-addicted pig.

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By *ennyhill2Man
2 weeks ago

poole

Can I just be me but playing with dogs lol

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By *arriedbiMan
2 weeks ago

Aldershot

A rampant rabbit lol

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
2 weeks ago

North East

"A rampant rabbit lol"

lol 😂 there’s always one

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Killer Whale

Apex predator

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By *ubtitsMan
2 weeks ago

hyde

A timid dear

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By *ralBiguy63Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

A Wolf, it is quite happy alone or in a pack, pretty much like me

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By *ornysucker44Man
2 weeks ago

plymouth

A horse so that way i actually had a decent cock size lol

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
2 weeks ago

North East

"A Wolf, it is quite happy alone or in a pack, pretty much like me"

Yep 👍

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
2 weeks ago

North East

"A timid dear "

You’ll fit in nicely with our friend in here who thinks himself as a comedian

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By *ubtitsMan
2 weeks ago

hyde

"A timid dear

You’ll fit in nicely with our friend in here who thinks himself as a comedian "
didnt mean to offend anyone it was an honest answer

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
2 weeks ago

North East

"A timid dear

You’ll fit in nicely with our friend in here who thinks himself as a comedian didnt mean to offend anyone it was an honest answer"

No no I was just having a laugh mate as we have one certain individual who likes to come on the threads just to get attention

No hard feelings at all 😁

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By *iss and no tellMan
2 weeks ago

camberley

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By *astDevonGuyMan
2 weeks ago

Seaton

Blue Wale or an Elephant

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By *uderichMan
2 weeks ago

swindon

Defo be a dog pitch and get mounted

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By *ral b..Man
2 weeks ago

Stegosaurus...

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By *k0014Man
2 weeks ago

belfast

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By *ennyhill2Man
2 weeks ago

poole

Think I’m in trouble not allowed to send messages

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
2 weeks ago

North East

"Think I’m in trouble not allowed to send messages "

What you done 🤔

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By *ennyhill2Man
2 weeks ago

poole

"Think I’m in trouble not allowed to send messages

What you done 🤔"

Talked about something I shouldn’t have blame this thread lol

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By *aster islandMan
2 weeks ago

navan

Irish 🐺 hound

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
2 weeks ago

North East

"Think I’m in trouble not allowed to send messages

What you done 🤔

Talked about something I shouldn’t have blame this thread lol "

lol naughty naughty

I feel guilty for starting the tread now ha

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By *itherMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

What would you rather bee or a wasp.

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By *xmareMan
2 weeks ago

Norwich

A mare, obvs.

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By *hehandyman66Man
2 weeks ago

Plymouth

Honey badger . Tough little buggers x

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By *ordladMan
2 weeks ago

Wrexham

A mare

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By *ubtitsMan
2 weeks ago

hyde

"A timid dear

You’ll fit in nicely with our friend in here who thinks himself as a comedian didnt mean to offend anyone it was an honest answer

No no I was just having a laugh mate as we have one certain individual who likes to come on the threads just to get attention

No hard feelings at all 😁"
thanks sexy

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
2 weeks ago

North East

"A timid dear

You’ll fit in nicely with our friend in here who thinks himself as a comedian didnt mean to offend anyone it was an honest answer

No no I was just having a laugh mate as we have one certain individual who likes to come on the threads just to get attention

No hard feelings at all 😁 thanks sexy

👌

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By *ub4daddyukMan
2 weeks ago

Warminster

Chlamydia

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By *heap charlieMan
2 weeks ago

Ringwood Hampshire

The dolphin comes to mind

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
2 weeks ago

North East

"The dolphin comes to mind "

Good choice 👌

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By *ral b..Man
2 weeks ago

A rescue dog

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By *PIGMan
2 weeks ago

Northampton

A Bitch on heat..🐈🔥🐕🐾

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By *aturepervMan
2 weeks ago

Dunstable

A honey badger, it just doesn't care or give a fck

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Berkshire

Definitely a chameleon, change my appearance when I need to.

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By *ylieeshaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Chichester

A lioness

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By *ylieeshaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Chichester

On second thoughts though definitely a brood mare at stud. I’d be well looked and safer!😁

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By *hehandyman66Man
2 weeks ago

Plymouth

"Definitely a chameleon, change my appearance when I need to. "

Oh this is a good one. I like your thinking x

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By *iPantiesMan
2 weeks ago

Louth

An Owl.....

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By *erkmeoff777Man
2 weeks ago

Canterbury

A submissive baby kitten ,

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By *arla999Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Definitely a bitch dog and get a big knot inside me

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By *elfordsubMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

A well looked after house cat.

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By *ral b..Man
2 weeks ago

Can I be a Tribble

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow South

Rabbit. Spend my time fucking or being fucked

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By *ablo772000Man
2 weeks ago

Southport

Dog for me

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By *nimaMan
2 weeks ago

Stockport

I mean I literally have a rabbit fursuit, so it’d be a little hard for me to say anything else xD

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By *ip71Man
2 weeks ago

Darlington

Crow

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By *uskTillMidnightOnlyBtmMan
2 weeks ago

Walton/Clevedon

Three toed Sloth

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By *ld 68yo experimentingMan
2 weeks ago

hete

A dog so I can sniff crotches

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By *aulBiBottomMan
2 weeks ago

nr Longbridge

Rabbit

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By *uteCub86Man
2 weeks ago

Swindon

Wolf in sheep's clothing lol

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By *amie1402Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Another pointless thread from him

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
2 weeks ago

North East

"Another pointless thread from him "

From me

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Another pointless thread from him "

Yet replies with a pointless comment.

Oh the irony 🤭

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By *eardedfella76Man
2 weeks ago

London Essex

One that humps a lot

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By *olin 5 inchMan
2 weeks ago

durham

Horse with big cock

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By *ever5512Man
2 weeks ago

beecles

A tiger. Live most of it's life on its own

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Berkshire

Yep I agree “another pointless thread” one that’s fun , harmless without any spiteful slimy comments from other users. Well obviously there’s always one that has to stand out from the crowd and leaves a totally pointless reply.

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By *eachmeallMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Donkey. Everyone loves to stroke and ride them.

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By *otawhopperMan
2 weeks ago

Craigavon

Definitely a horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

A Fly (yes I know that's an insect but poetic licence)

Oh to be the fly on the wall and see the things that go on!!

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By *hil96Man
2 weeks ago

Portsmouth

A cat of some dedcription. Independent and permenantly on all fours.

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By *arla999Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow

A bitch dog so I could get knotted

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By *yne123Man
2 weeks ago

Howdon

Dog....sleep eat shag... repeat

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By *hyguy62Man
2 weeks ago

Brentwood

A female horse. I always wanted to be fucked by someone hung like one 🤭😂💋

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Lizard for rimming arseholes

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By *hyguy62Man
2 weeks ago

Brentwood

"A bitch dog so I could get knotted"

Good choice 💋

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By *irtytrukkaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

barton

A little cute bitch dog

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By *oundmyarse1970Man
2 weeks ago

South norwood

Any _nimal that gets used in porn the most

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By *arla999Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"A little cute bitch dog"

Yeah I think i could be that, all manicured , ribbon on my head, effeminate French poodle just waiting uo be cross bred

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By *W9DaddyMan
2 weeks ago

Richmond

Bonobo

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By *hyguy62Man
2 weeks ago

Brentwood

"A little cute bitch dog"

Good choice! 💋

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By *rpepperMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

On a cold day, I'd be a little otter.

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By *ammiTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Inverness

A Leopard 🐆

Because they are majestic, agile, athletic and solitary……just like me

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By *ountainMan
2 weeks ago

ipswich

An aardvark or a duckbilled platypus or a parrot.

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By *lasgowlatexMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

A Panda……eats shoots and leaves

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By *iscreetfun2024Man
2 weeks ago

belfast

A stallion who wouldn't want be hung like one

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By *arla999Man
7 days ago

glasgow

Definitely a bitch dog

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By *erasusMan
7 days ago

Glasgow

"A Panda……eats shoots and leaves

Excellent 😂

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By *othgirlTV/TS
7 days ago

london

Leopard

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By *onnyd26Man
7 days ago

Mitcham

I wanna say a house Cat, but knowing my luck id be born in china

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By *eardedfella76Man
6 days ago

London Essex

One which humped a lot

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By *ugged Northerner OP Man
6 days ago

North East

"One which humped a lot "

Rabbit

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By *ral b..Man
6 days ago

"One which humped a lot "
camel

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By *opy and pasteMan
6 days ago

ashton under lyne

A fire fly. As the sun would shine out of my arse

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By *antlleMan
6 days ago

Caernarfon

A bonobo (pigmy chimp) 'cos they love male to male cock fun.

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By *avidsubbiMan
6 days ago

aberdare

Crow...(apparently highly intelligent)..

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By *hubbyPensionerMan
5 days ago

Wolverhampton

Pig, apparently they can orgasm for.up.to 30 minutes

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By *lideitindeepMan
5 days ago

Liskeard

"Pig, apparently they can orgasm for.up.to 30 minutes"

Based on this info would have to be a female pig, males dont last long before they get made into bacon

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By *arla999Man
3 days ago

glasgow

Maybe one of those little manicured poodles and get a big rough tramp to get his knot in me

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By *om625Man
3 days ago

Wigan

"A dog 🐕 I’d loved to be knotted "

Likewise

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By *ordladMan
3 days ago

Wrexham

A mare

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By *ammiTV/TS
3 days ago

Ayr

A sheep, in Wales, lots of sheep shagging going on!

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By *ordladMan
3 days ago

Wrexham

"A sheep, in Wales, lots of sheep shagging going on! "
not where I live lol

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By *hrisxtc4nottsMan
3 days ago

Nottingham

For me a stallion horse. Massive cock

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By *ottomcumslut999Man
3 days ago

Kempston

I would like to be a mare then

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By *arla999Man
2 days ago

glasgow

Just imagine being a sexy wee poodle and getting a big knot inside uou that you cant free yourself from, doggy heaven

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By *enjamin2018Man
2 days ago

Gloucester

A domestic cat .

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By *uck me in KentMan
2 days ago

Medway

The Polar Bear... It's my nickname

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