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Why does it hurt ?

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By *ubbles22 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Redcar

I've always wondered why have seamen in your eye hurts so much afterwards ?

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By *ruckedMan
3 weeks ago

kings lynn

I can imagine Captain Pugwash in your eye does hurt.

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Shouldn't seamen be in a navel base?

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By *enri du lacMan
3 weeks ago

Coventry

Just wait 'til they start splicing your mainbrace.

That will really bring tears to your eyes.

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By *e25bottomMan
3 weeks ago

Croydon

Healthy semen contains potassium and calcium. Both of those are nutritional if swallowed but irritants if they get in your eyes.

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By *etterbiggerMan
3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"Shouldn't seamen be in a navel base?"

She was only the admirals daughter but her navel base was full of discharged seamen

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By *hy-GuyMan
3 weeks ago

Glossop

Catch it in your mouth and it is painless and can be very tasty

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By *arridMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton

Eye eye captain

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