My wife came home from shopping this afternoon and says to me go in the lounge and strip naked, I've got a suprise for you.
Intrigued I do as asked.
Lay across the pouffe and spread your legs she says.
Next thing I feel something cool and wet then in it goes.
What have you got in me I asked ?
Oh just a big fat curved cucumber she says as I feel it slip through the second hole.
She pounded me until I came all over the pouffe.
What was your unexpected surprise??