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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
5 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

How long are you spending in the clink based upon the following:

Have nudes on your phone - 3 years

Fucked in the shower - 2 years

Fucked in the car - 2 years

Fucked in a bed neither of you owned - 5 years

Sex with lights on - 2 years

Sex in the dark - 1 year

Sex with an audience - 5 years

Sex in public - 4 years

Sex with food - 3 years

Had Bukkake - 3 years

Fucked whilst d*unk - 3 years

Fucked a friend - 4 years

Had an orgy - 4 years

Fucked a stranger - 4 years

3some or moresome - 4 years

Sex with same sex - 3 years

Sex with someone off limits - 5 years

Sex with your ex - 2 years

Sex before 18 - 3 years

Caught having sex - 2 years

Made a sex tape - 5 years

Bonus questions:

Who are you sharing your cell with?

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By *asplay21Man
5 days ago

Basingstoke

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By *DC2000Man
5 days ago

Coningsby

Christ! The key's been thrown away! I'm never getting out.

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By *ad Bod ManMan
5 days ago

Gloucester

30 I’m a good boy

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By *aged_kiraMan
5 days ago

Downham Market

56 years and have a few cellies in mind

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By *rancd2TV/TS
5 days ago

Wolverhampton

Fuck me I’ll be like 120 before I get out, so I’d guess I’d be sharing with lots of people, and that would mean a sentence extension and no time off for good behaviour!!!

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By *ade crossTV/TS
5 days ago

chiselhurst

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By *ungvers01Man
5 days ago

35 years and happily share with you Holly

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By *uteCub86Man
5 days ago

Swindon

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By *uteCub86Man
5 days ago

Swindon

37 years, not sure who I would share the cell with. Probably my first bf x

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By *eicesterBCMan
5 days ago

Leicester

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By *aucey04TV/TS
5 days ago

Bletchingley

69 years - guilty on EVERY Count

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By *panky525Man
5 days ago

St Austell

54yrs. Don't mind who I share a cell with as long as they like kinky sex

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By *reddy1510Man
5 days ago

Preston

50 years

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By *ekanukMan
5 days ago

Birmingham / Solihull B37

53 years for me, just a few exceptions on the list , thankful there is no extra time for multiple (repeated) offenses

otherwise it'd be far, far longer

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By *areBttmMan
5 days ago

Stourbridge

Well fuck I’m in for 62 years haha

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By *neeler40Man
5 days ago

mansfield

Just a 27 I’m afraid

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By *hesaurusMan
5 days ago

newcastle under lyme

60-odd

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By *lexnewbieMan
5 days ago

Hatfield

50 for me

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By *londebiguyMan
5 days ago

near Southport

63 years

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By *uton JohnMan
5 days ago

Luton

36 for me

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By *higgerMan
5 days ago

Manchester

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By *ekanukMan
5 days ago

Birmingham / Solihull B37

ive just been informed i need to go down for an additional offense making it 58yrs now

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By *eed2pleaseMan
5 days ago

Conwy

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By *eginer96Man
5 days ago

Kildare, Naas, Newbridge

I get 44 only

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By *ubguyinbriefsMan
5 days ago

Dublin

Low score for me only 28 years

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By *red01Man
5 days ago

Tredegar

Im 57 ill be in for 57

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By *igroundassMan
5 days ago

Fife (KY11)

I'm afraid I'm only getting out in a rectangular wooden box.

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By *rpheus69Man
5 days ago

Ebbw Vale

60.

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By *obgoblinMan
5 days ago

Camberley

Only 42 - I feel hard done by!

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By *addy7x6Man
5 days ago

High Wycombe

I like the idea of "Sex with an audience" - how many in the audience, and will they all expect to get fucked?

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By *ockFunUpmMan
5 days ago

Upminster

Oh shit 62, I'm dying in there, but I have no regrets and at least I got to do almost all of them before getting banged up lol

I'd have to share the cell with a younger guy with a big dick so I can be his bitch

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By *anntrycockMan
5 days ago

Darlington

66 years

Need to share my cell with a group of guys so I can tick off a bukakke

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By *aster islandMan
5 days ago

navan

Fifty pound note say you will

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By *ature164Man
5 days ago

Watford

That's me locked up forever

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By *lackburn69Man
5 days ago

Blackburn

59 years

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By *irtyoldguyMan
5 days ago

Stockport

I'm 69. Never getting out.

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By *ittlefishMan
5 days ago

Im here

Never getting out

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
5 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"35 years and happily share with you Holly"

I'd probably bore you with talking about films all day.

But I do enjoy doing repetitive milking, so there's that I suppose

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By *airyscot72Man
5 days ago

scotland

50!

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By *orkchopperMan
5 days ago

horsham

56. Still some to tick off

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By *ard8onMan
5 days ago

Darwen

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By *anw33Man
5 days ago

liverpool

50+

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By *ammy57TV/TS
5 days ago

Stevenage and Telford

39. But I know who I'd share cell with.

Would be fun for a week.

Then I'd kill them.

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By *lonedMan
5 days ago

Folkestone

Two consecutive life sentences 🙈

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
5 days ago

47 for me

And why stick to 1 cell when I’m happy to cell hop

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By *in and TonicMan
5 days ago

cambridgeshire

I’m still a virgin!

Okay, okay, 62 years. It’s a fair cop!

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By *obymonMan
5 days ago

Westham

I'm fucked.

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By *uriousGeorge30Man
5 days ago

Barnsley

54 years and I'll share with John Holmes

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By *ibeariusMan
5 days ago

Greenock

Only 19

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By *heshguy2024Man
5 days ago

Halton

45 years ... without parole 🤣

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By *obby_000Man
5 days ago

Evesham

24 yrs. I must be a prude

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By *ubcockslutMan
5 days ago

Banbury

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By *hisMeMan
5 days ago

the woods, maybe naked, Forfar

Only 21.

I need to get out more

Or just get more...

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By *oontanMan
5 days ago

Dudley

54 but thats only if you count each offence once lol

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By *G602Man
5 days ago

South Hants

I thought sex had gone out of fashion as an offence.

Any time I hear of someone being villified by the public it seems to have been for either:-

"Wrongdoing"

or in some cases -thinking about "wrongdoing."

So you are all on here looking for casual "wrongdoing."

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By *ynameiszaynMan
5 days ago

high wycombe

19. Is that the lowest?

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By *ucker.27Man
5 days ago

Swansea West

34 years

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By *evanianMan
5 days ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

Should get patrolled when I'm 84 for good behaviour, although second thoughts, maybe not! 😉

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
5 days ago

North East

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By *ldmanMan
5 days ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

"Christ! The key's been thrown away! I'm never getting out. "

Me too!

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By *irtytrukkaTV/TS
5 days ago

barton

Oh fuck im a lifer

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
5 days ago

Bedford

Double life sentence no chance of parole. xx

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By *illybilo01Man
5 days ago

haywards heath

Jeez , that made me remember some fun times too .

Thanks 🤣

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