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By *how2 OP   Man
4 days ago

abbey wood

My wife and her best friend often make jokes about my little one. Today the friends hot daughter (36) text me to see if I had a big 9” grinder to cut some concrete posts for her garden. I did have one ages ago but only got a 4” grinder so, I text back, “I used to have a big one but only got a little one now” as i pressed send I thought about how it sounded.

I watched the 3 balls rising n falling and then read the text,

“Yeah, I heard that!, but what about the grinder”, followed by laughing emojis. Guess I asked for that one, but wonder if the word has spread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
4 days ago

Sounds like it

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By *ike 57Man
4 days ago

clonmel

your little cock is perfect

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By *how2 OP   Man
4 days ago

abbey wood

Oh no , oops

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By *how2 OP   Man
4 days ago

abbey wood


"your little cock is perfect"

Thank u xx

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By *55uk4yngrMan
4 days ago

Chester

Big can be over rated in everything.

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By *how2 OP   Man
4 days ago

abbey wood


"Big can be over rated in everything."

True but tiny can be embarrassing mmmm

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By *uteCub86Man
4 days ago

Swindon

I'm 5inches so quite average for the UK actually lol.

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By *how2 OP   Man
4 days ago

abbey wood


"I'm 5inches so quite average for the UK actually lol."

I’m about 4 1/2 inches smaller than u, well below average

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By *andinmypantsMan
4 days ago

North London


"“Yeah, I heard that!, but what about the grinder”, followed by laughing emojis. Guess I asked for that one, but wonder if the word has spread lol"

Just remind her that she's got a problem because her big posts are too big to do the job she wants them to do. And in the right hands, your small grinding could still provide the necessary satisfaction, only maybe taking a little longer and rubbed against more surfaces.

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By *how2 OP   Man
4 days ago

abbey wood


"“Yeah, I heard that!, but what about the grinder”, followed by laughing emojis. Guess I asked for that one, but wonder if the word has spread lol

Just remind her that she's got a problem because her big posts are too big to do the job she wants them to do. And in the right hands, your small grinding could still provide the necessary satisfaction, only maybe taking a little longer and rubbed against more surfaces. "

Mmmm cut all sides and I might be able to reach the middle if I push hard enough

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By *oxy 11Man
3 days ago

Doncaster

I have a tiny cock to

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By *llcock 888Man
3 days ago

limavady

Love wee cocks love them all

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By *how2 OP   Man
3 days ago

abbey wood


"I have a tiny cock to"

Mmmmm you do

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By *jh59Man
3 days ago

Huddlescote

First wife said to me during a row in front of her sister when we have sex 8 feel nothing in me

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By *how2 OP   Man
3 days ago

abbey wood


"First wife said to me during a row in front of her sister when we have sex 8 feel nothing in me "

Did her sister say anything

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