FabGuys.com forum: Dildo alternatives

By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

What does everyone use instead of a dildo? Just spent an amazing hour with a baseball bat 🤤🤤🤤

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

A few things

Cucumber

Carrots

Rolling pin

Hair brush

Car gearstick

Deodorant can

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By *rdnezzMan
12 weeks ago

Sudbury

"A few things

Cucumber

Carrots

Rolling pin

Hair brush

Car gearstick

Deodorant can "

Need to find something big, but discrete that I can travel with

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By *ade crossTV/TS
12 weeks ago

chiselhurst

Hammer handle

Screwdriver handle

Carrot

Cucumber

Wine bottle

Hair brush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

Feel like a bit of a slut after using the wide end of a bat now 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I love to try all sorts of items in my ass.

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By *ucy-FoxyTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Manchester

My dildo alternative is a big hard cock!

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By *kchubguyMan
12 weeks ago

london

Pump up butt plug and old cocks 😉

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By *22rMan
12 weeks ago

Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough lol

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By *ature nudistMan
12 weeks ago

south

2litre pop bottles. Aubergines. Grapefruit. Big shampoo bottles

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By *cotsman697Man
12 weeks ago

Wimbish

Soft touch broken off rake handle is my favourite x

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By *onstant.Man
12 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Like to put a nice fat carrot deep inside me.

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By *ayd100Man
12 weeks ago

bb7

Cock, best of the lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Courgettes are good. They taste awful but they're good for sticking up your hole.

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By *lasbearMan
12 weeks ago

glasgow

I put a rubber handle garden rake in me once. Was well hot

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By *eneral distanceMan
12 weeks ago

st helens

Worked my way through anything that’s even vaguely resembling a dick, tools also good have a thing for inserting

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By *alking HeadMan
12 weeks ago

Bolton

"2litre pop bottles. Aubergines. Grapefruit. Big shampoo bottles"

I'm not the only one! Kong XL dog toy. Get yourself to the pet shop. It's an eye opener. And an eye waterer.

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By *rdnezzMan
12 weeks ago

Sudbury

"2litre pop bottles. Aubergines. Grapefruit. Big shampoo bottles"

Grapefruit????

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By *inkymindedMan
12 weeks ago

flintshire

Same I’ll try anything in my ass. Fruit, veg, tools, bottles, deodorant cans, golf balls….

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By *ld.fuckerMan
12 weeks ago

Southampton

Just used a kitchen towel holder, trying to gradually stretch myself

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By *ade kushTV/TS
12 weeks ago

hooton

Plastic brush handles , can of red bull , bottle of prosecco pics on profile , candle once , I'm going to get a cucumber and fuck it on my dinner xx

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By *luttysissy666Man
12 weeks ago

blackpool

Ive had an Aubergine and cougette (or however you spell it?) Used one. But the latter is a bit rough skinned

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By *hades Of GreyMan
12 weeks ago

Leeds

"What does everyone use instead of a dildo?"

I usually use a cock!

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By *airyoneABCMan
12 weeks ago

mid sussex

Screw driver handles…different sizes and work my way up

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By *jh59Man
12 weeks ago

Stoke Golding

Carrot

In fact if it fits it goes up me

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By *ade kushTV/TS
12 weeks ago

hooton

Just fucked myself with a 29p on sale cucumber .......

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By *iderbyMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

Pipe insulation, fat and flexible,

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By *hips4tMan
3 weeks ago

tyrone / north coast

Large carrot or cucumber for me. Plenty of lube for the carrot

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By *ub bottom 56Man
3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

I've tried cucumber and carrots , would love to attempt a aubergine next x

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By *ayboy1000Man
3 weeks ago

perth

Hairbrush handle x

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By *ucker59Man
3 weeks ago

melton

Cucumber carrots any thing that I get in to be honest

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By *amera man 5Man
3 weeks ago

Huddersfield

I have two lesbian friends that buy a black pudding of suitable length and girth then microwave it to body temperature. They claim it is the nearest thing to a real cock they have found. “better because we are in control of it!”

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By *ollo007Man
3 weeks ago

Pontefract

Used the wife's hairbrush on the cams last night haha.

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By *ew trixTV/TS
3 weeks ago

doncaster

Tow ball on the back of my car

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By *altoniansCouple (MM)
3 weeks ago

Dalton in Furness

Wow.

How are you ever going to enjoy a dick inside you after getting your hole used to a baseball bat?

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By *BZ 7519Man
3 weeks ago

Renfrewshire,Glasgow , Edinburgh (when visiting)

Cucumber

Nunchucks

Truncheon

Tonfa

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By *hloe696969TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Morecambe

Parsnip....starts small...then gets bigger.....then....wow....nice texture....

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By *unincovMan
3 weeks ago

coventry

Can just about take 2 fingers

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By *appycock55Man
3 weeks ago

the shire

Handle of a hammer and a screwdriver.

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By *astguy7Man
3 weeks ago

Ross on Wye

"I have two lesbian friends that buy a black pudding of suitable length and girth then microwave it to body temperature. They claim it is the nearest thing to a real cock they have found. “better because we are in control of it!”"

Remind me to skip their offer of a full cooked breakfast.

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By *eneral distanceMan
3 weeks ago

st helens

"My dildo alternative is a big hard cock!

Mmm

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bodmin

My cock is available

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Avoid vegetables. I know a guy who lost a carrot once lol. Bottles risky (though yes I have) in case they break.

Baseball bat never lets me down (pushed under mattress to hold it in place), but I have so many toys now it’s like heaven xx

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By *iker888Man
3 weeks ago

ilkeston

Tried most tools and veg

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By *atureBiMan40Man
3 weeks ago

Harrow

I have an American Police baton my wife used to fuck me with

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By *anontheroadMan
3 weeks ago

working in the area next month

I regularly use cucumbers and coconut oil, when I get to the saunas I know I will not be in pain if I have been stretched. Gutted when I cannot manage the bigger cocks.

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By *lackbootzMan
3 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

"Feel like a bit of a slut after using the wide end of a bat now 😂"

Greater Horseshoe or Pipistrelle?

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By *tm4u2takeMan
3 weeks ago

IP19

Screwdriver, electric toothbrush, brush handle

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By *lackbootzMan
3 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

Does Meghan then “elevate” it with a few sprigs of mint and some petals?

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By *arkbicrossMan
3 weeks ago

chingford

Depends where I am and what to hand. Bogbrush Handel. Bottle etc

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By *reameggMan
3 weeks ago

Dundee

I've got a fair range of toys but there is something fun about improvising.

I've used -

Rolling pin

Carrots and cucumbers

Candles

Hair brush handles

Bowling skittle

King-size mars bar

And my personal favourite car tow hitch

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By *onybluenailsMan
3 weeks ago

Crawley

Courgettes are good.

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By *rackerJack69Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

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By *rackerJack69Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

My gf once used a coppers baton!...does that count?

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By *inkycokMan
3 weeks ago

Walkden

I do love extreme insertion

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By *pire101Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"I've got a fair range of toys but there is something fun about improvising.

I've used -

Rolling pin

Carrots and cucumbers

Candles

Hair brush handles

Bowling skittle

King-size mars bar

And my personal favourite car tow hitch "

Aren't car tow hitches a bit oily?

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By *anontheroadMan
3 weeks ago

working in the area next month

A tgirl at Northwich Sauna told me about a vibrator making its way into the intestine of her friend, whilst on and the couldn’t get it out whilst the battery was running, nearly needed surgery to remove

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By *ikkiStarrCDTV/TS
3 weeks ago

north east

"What does everyone use instead of a dildo? Just spent an amazing hour with a baseball bat 🤤🤤🤤"
. A massive cock?

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By *reameggMan
3 weeks ago

Dundee

"I've got a fair range of toys but there is something fun about improvising.

I've used -

Rolling pin

Carrots and cucumbers

Candles

Hair brush handles

Bowling skittle

King-size mars bar

And my personal favourite car tow hitch

Aren't car tow hitches a bit oily?"

Put a few condoms on first

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By *appycock55Man
3 weeks ago

the shire

"Tried most tools and veg"

Love using tools, find them a big turn on.

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By *immy48Man
3 weeks ago

Sheerness

Have used my school hockey stick

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By *oerMan
3 weeks ago

North

Need some suggestions that’ll stretch me wide open

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By *reameggMan
3 weeks ago

Dundee

"Need some suggestions that’ll stretch me wide open "

Road works cone

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By *reddie57Man
3 weeks ago

horsham

Just going into my workshop so a nice thick screwdriver handle for me.

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By *appycock55Man
2 weeks ago

the shire

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By *hloe696969TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Morecambe

"Courgettes are good. "
...but you have to rub all the hairs off them or use a condom if you don't want a ring of fire... having said that , like cocks , they do come in all shapes and sizes...

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By *nake_PlisskenMan
2 weeks ago

Redhill

Plastic cigar case, perfect

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By *976BeardedManMan
2 weeks ago

Essex & London

The metal post of my single bed when I lived at home was a dream. Honestly a fucking dream! Happy to discuss if anyone interested but needless to say the carpet at the area around that bed post was seriously seriously spunked

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By *wbtmMan
2 weeks ago

Sherborne

Give them a good clean first, then ride away, amazing feeling...... not as good as a real cock of course, but a damn good substitute.

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By *obbimale70Man
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

I’ve used

Screwdriver

Hammer handle

Carrot

Cucumber

Shower squeegee handle, very thick. Broom handle

Other things I want to use.

Gearstick

Tow ball

Fantasy dildo.

Fist

Baseball bat

Open to other suggestions.

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By *976BeardedManMan
2 weeks ago

Essex & London

"I’ve used

Screwdriver

Hammer handle

Carrot

Cucumber

Shower squeegee handle, very thick. Broom handle

Other things I want to use.

Gearstick

Tow ball

Fantasy dildo.

Fist

Baseball bat

Open to other suggestions. "

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By *976BeardedManMan
2 weeks ago

Essex & London

Needs must right. As I say I fell in love with my bed post 😝

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By *976BeardedManMan
2 weeks ago

Essex & London

"Feel like a bit of a slut after using the wide end of a bat now 😂"
pmsl

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By *976BeardedManMan
2 weeks ago

Essex & London

"Hammer handle

Screwdriver handle

Carrot

Cucumber

Wine bottle

Hair brush

Wine bottle

what? No way. I will stick with the bed post. Safer option buddy

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By *ucker59Man
2 weeks ago

melton

Cucumber

Carrot

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By *ikeydMan
2 weeks ago

Taunton

I have only ever had a finger up my bum, mainly because I worry about the damage it may do. Probably a very Nieve and stupid question but does your bum fully recover after having something up it ?

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By *uebec didMan
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

Cucumber 🥒

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By *976BeardedManMan
1 week ago

Essex & London

"I have only ever had a finger up my bum, mainly because I worry about the damage it may do. Probably a very Nieve and stupid question but does your bum fully recover after having something up it ?"
. Yes!! I used to put the metal bed post of my single bed up there most evenings

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By *elfastversguy69Man
1 week ago

belfast

I find a nice hard cock does the trick

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By *onnyd26Man
1 week ago

Mitcham

I use to go into shops when younger and browse there stock just for some innocent looking items no one would suspect,

Went home with a sink plunger once just because the handle was ideal, long and nice shaped

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By *ubguyinbriefsMan
1 week ago

glasnevin

Real cock

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By *it old manMan
1 week ago

Waterlooville

"My dildo alternative is a big hard cock!

Just what I was going to say

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By *976BeardedManMan
5 days ago

Essex & London

"I use to go into shops when younger and browse there stock just for some innocent looking items no one would suspect,

Went home with a sink plunger once just because the handle was ideal, long and nice shaped"
. Have all been there

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By *kinnysubbottomMan
5 days ago

ripon

I like a banana and then eat it

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