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By *incsbiguy73 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Grantham

What's the most random object that you've used as a sex toy? Either through lack of access to the proper thing for whatever reason? When starting my journey a looong time a go, I looked for anything of a nice shape and thickness, my fave were my dad's hand trowel and fork as they had lovely shape and thickness

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS
7 weeks ago

Wrexham

Used to use screwdriver handles, certain shaped deodorant and shampoo bottles, bananas, cucumbers etc as a teen.

Then just started getting the real thing lol..

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By *ettightsTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Radcliffe

Broom handle

Screwdriver

Carrot

Parsnip

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By *appycock55Man
7 weeks ago

the shire

Screwdriver handles and a lint roller handle.

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By *lutttyChristineTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Walsall

Screw driver handles. Cucumbers bigger the better. A hair brush handle. A wooden rolling pin. Basically anything that was a suitable shape and size.

Depends what is to hand

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By *ecentchapMan
7 weeks ago

Telford

This comes up quite often. Or do I mean " goes up"?!

My dad's toolbox yielded a few: file handles, perfect shape, always covered with a latex glove. Wheel brace handle (Footprint brand, proudly made in Sheffield!). Handle of a D cell Maglite. Other items included Mums dildo. Oh and a Woolworths large wax candle.

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By *alkbimMan
7 weeks ago

Falkirk

Started with steel toilet role holder

Prefer the real thing now as well as my sex toys

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

First thing I used was my Mum's hairbrush, it had just the right sized and shaped handle.

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By *ub bottom 56Man
7 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Cucumber

Carrots

Bananas

Courgette

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By *untimes6996400Man
7 weeks ago

Carterton

Numerous veg of different thickness

Candle

Paint brush handle

Nearly a fist

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By *ungry matureMan
7 weeks ago

St Osyth

I used to use a round hair brush handle, on guy put in me bristles first

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By *punkyboy99Man
4 weeks ago

worcestershire

I do love my fruit and veg.!!!!

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By *ack_69erMan
4 weeks ago

Beverley

At the moment, I'm into my razor handle, only short and thin but the handle has various widths and lots of ripples on it and it's exquisite to slide in and out with some lube.

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By *yway60Man
4 weeks ago

Gamlingay near Sandy

Stainless steel bud vase in my cabin on a cruise

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By *aveh1234Man
4 weeks ago

Christchurch

My grandfather’s Christmas cigar aluminium tube.

Must have been around 10.

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By *utherboundMan
4 weeks ago

Canterbury

A night Watchmen used his maglite torch to fuck me when he had me tied up..

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By *orny fellaMan
4 weeks ago

Coppull


"At the moment, I'm into my razor handle, only short and thin but the handle has various widths and lots of ripples on it and it's exquisite to slide in and out with some lube. "

"Gilette, the best a man can get"... brings a whole new meaning to the jingle

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By *lasticpaddy1Man
4 weeks ago

Mullingar

Hairbrush

Ladies razor (not the blade end)

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By *ediumsized2Man
4 weeks ago

Taplow

brand new toilet brush

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By *arriedleedsMan
4 weeks ago

leeds

Home made dildo made from a hairspray bottle with a rounded lid tapped to end this was tge attached to a round ball bedpost I wanted inside me but wouldn't go in. Load of lube and said dildo attached one day and a unfortunate(or fortunate slip) and I found my self knotted for what seemed like hours

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By *issyJ2021TV/TS
4 weeks ago

london

Bitter gourd. Look it up. Astonishing!

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By *oney BonerMan
3 weeks ago

Abergele


"My grandfather’s Christmas cigar aluminium tube.

Must have been around 10."

Rather have the lit cigar ?

the shaft is warm

and the hot thick smoke

curls around your arse cock and balls.

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By *iwislutCouple (MM)
3 weeks ago

Thamesmead West

Baseball bat

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By *ichsimpMan
3 weeks ago

Gateshead

My lasses ex bf silicone cck

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By *hil96Man
3 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Perfectly shaped, pizza wheel handle.

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By *untimes6996400Man
3 weeks ago

Carterton

Handle of tools

Various veg

Candle

Neck of bottle

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By *ldderMan
3 weeks ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks

When I first started working I used to feed cattle I actually tried the pitch fork handle didn't get far in but felt amazing

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By *inkycokMan
3 weeks ago

Walkden

After the usual bottles and carrots or cucumber, I have USD a leg of a BBQ. But then I am fascinated with extreme insertion

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By *eliersMan
3 weeks ago

Bude

Wine bottles

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By *akedfun69Man
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Hair brush handle

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Anything that fits in it

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By *onnyd26Man
6 days ago

Mitcham

A one and a half meter chain

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By *punkyboy99Man
3 days ago

worcestershire

There are some good ones so far.. keep it up.. I do love my fruit and veg.!!

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By *suckcocks666Man
3 days ago

Birstall

Wine bottle, beer bottle, whiskey bottle, veg, dildos xx

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By *ynxguyMan
3 days ago

Boston

Mrs used to go to the fruit bowl, I’ve had apples & oranges inserted

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By *arlooMan
2 days ago

Oxford in town

Since we had euro food shops aroun. I found a polish sausage a great substitution for stiff cucumber. Is quite long. Just perfectly thick. And swings like a real thing. Just put it in a condom. Plus. Is taste delicious.

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By *punkyboy99Man
2 days ago

worcestershire

Yes I have tried those.. an amazing feeling.. feels so good.. like the real thing… but bigger to handle..

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By *ancelot6969Man
2 days ago

HINCKLEY

Banana, peeled and a Mars bar

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By *untimes6996400Man
2 days ago

Carterton

Handle of a screwdriver

Various veg

Certain bottles

Candles

Tried most things

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By *orthfieldsnickMan
2 days ago

West London

I used all sorts before I bought my butt plug. Various fruits and vegetables, bottles, candles, hairbrush, pens, etc, basically anything the right shape went up my arse lol.

I’ve inserted ice cubes a few times too which feels interesting

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By *itanic-PhilMan
2 days ago

Welling

Ice cubes are my new fetish!!!

Different shapes!!

Any offers to insert?!

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By *ogwhammerMan
2 days ago

Rainham KENT

A truncheon

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By *orneyFellowMan
2 days ago

Peterhead

Anafalatic shock injection tube deodorant can shampoo bottles

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By *teve400Man
2 days ago

London

Up.for cam

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By *ose223TV/TS
2 days ago

newport

Sucked a bottle and fucked a Swiss roll.

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