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Chelmsford

As the hot weather always seems to make me hornier than usual, I wondered when and where did you have your most embarrassing erection?

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By *shubMan
6 days ago

manningtree

surely the most embarrasing erection is the one you don't get !

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By *igmikeswMan
6 days ago

Newton Abbot

During a prostate exam..

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By *tm4u2takeMan
6 days ago

IP19

At a family party years ago and dancing with my ex mother in law

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By *enayrshMan
6 days ago

ayr

At a wedding dancing with Daugh

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By *erfieMan
6 days ago

mansfield woodhouse

Convoy lob

For those that know

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By *addysboyladsonMan
6 days ago

Manchester

At dentist

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By *wansmickMan
6 days ago

Belfast

Got an obvious erection with my girlfriend's mother many years ago . I was 26 she was 50s and very friendly. It was so obvious and she brushed against me just to make it worse.

A long story with a great ending followed 👌👌👌👌👌

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By *kingayMan
6 days ago

Prestwich

"At dentist"

Was he giving you a filling at the time?

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By *ongoBillMan
6 days ago

conwy valley

In a shop when porn mags were still a top shelf thing

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By *acingfanMan
6 days ago

Huddersfield

"During a prostate exam.."
You or the doctor?

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By *asman359Man
6 days ago

Nailsea

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By *ecentchapMan
6 days ago

Telford

If you've seen the Inbetweeners you'll remember the one where Simon is in bed about to lose his virginity and his nerves get the better of him? I expect that's happened to many of us, it did with me and I still feel bad about it now 40 years later. Not only did I lose my erection but my mum rowed me when I got in at 3 in the morning as she was worried I was so late, tbh this was before mobile phones and I'd only known this girl a week so things were moving very fast.

In fact we split up after so I never did fuck her. The next gf was lovely and not a virgin herself so she broke my duck!

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By *awihMan
6 days ago

Aldershot

"At dentist

Was he giving you a filling at the time?

Did you have t tool in your mouth

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By *awihMan
6 days ago

Aldershot

"During a prostate exam.. You or the doctor?"

Did you ask him to double check?

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By *anda BearMan
6 days ago

Salisbury

"At a wedding dancing with Daugh "

Now that is embarrassing. Best yet

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
6 days ago

Bristol

One time a woman at work smiled at me as we were chatting... For some reason I just got an instant hard on

Really threw me off, I'd never had had that happen before.

She was nice , I wish I asked her out.

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By *earblokeMan
6 days ago

Bury

At doctors and getting suit fitted

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By (user no longer on site)
6 days ago

In front of mother in law one nite watching a movie with her

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By *ral AnnieMan
6 days ago

Camberley

The one that lets me down now!

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By *ick1965Man
6 days ago

Bangor

On a bus once sat with my wife. The woman opposite had a very full figure but was quite stunningly beautiful. I couldn't take my eyes off her and she definitely saw my boner. When I got up to get off the bus I had to let the wife go first and the woman looked me dead in the eye before looking at my bulge and saying goodbye with a wink. I always wonder what might have been if I'd been on that bus without the Mrs.

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By *enardeMan
6 days ago

Barnsley

"At a family party years ago and dancing with my ex mother in law "

Did it go further

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By *enardeMan
6 days ago

Barnsley

Mine was in public swimming baths adult lessons evening

I gave my cock a few squeezes at the urinal as I had to walk out and along the poolside to my group

Unfortunately my cock got harder n harder as I walked and I noticed one woman treading water and just looking at my bulging Speedo’s as I walked past

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By *yzantineMan
5 days ago

Offshore now, ignore pistcode

We had an emergency exec meeting to discuss an aviation emergency. My colleague struggled to hide his in his chinos - as I was directly opposite only I could see him trying to push it down.

Wife must get a good hammering with that tool, was all I could think, distractedly.

PS; no one died

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By *usterMan
5 days ago

Cramlington

At my mothers funeral where I met a cousin who I had not seen for many many years, she was wearing a skin tight short black dress and made a beeline for me when I arrived, as she hugged me for what seemed like ages I reacted in the most inappropriate way and my cock got hard, was impossible to hide it as was wearing a suit so trousers were loose , and by the look on my cousins face she felt it too

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By *addysboyladsonMan
5 days ago

Manchester

Open plan showers now at gym lol

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By *appycock55Man
5 days ago

the shire

"Open plan showers now at gym lol"

Always get a proper semi in the gym showers.

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By *ipoole54Man
5 days ago

poole

Haha, been there.

Carried the ex mother in law to her bed when she was pissed.

She fell forward onto the bed and my cock was raging. Must admit I did push a few times. Very temping

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By *restonmarriedMan
5 days ago

preston

Hugged a friends mother at his wedding, she had a silky dress on and as we hugged I felt her close to my crotch, immediately convinced I could feel her pussy mound on my cock. Within seconds it was rock hard as I was discreetly trying to rearrange myself before hugging the others

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By *enry77Man
5 days ago

firth of clyde

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By *orthernmanMan
5 days ago

egremont

Whe my mate was shaving my head

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By *ikeitrealMan
5 days ago

huercal overa SPAIN

First time I tried viagra, for some reason I was getting random erections the next day. Well there I was in the changing room after a game of rugby and he decided to stand to attention, even someone flicking him with a towel wouldn't make him go down

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By *treyu500Man
5 days ago

Australia

"First time I tried viagra, for some reason I was getting random erections the next day. Well there I was in the changing room after a game of rugby and he decided to stand to attention, even someone flicking him with a towel wouldn't make him go down

Yep, happens to me too. I just take 1/4 or 1/2 of one if I have a good day of sex planned and it still works the next day. Which can be awkward or useful

I used to get erections all the time in church and it was very awkward until I learned to tuck it up under my waist band. Not easy to discreetly do sometimes lol. It wasn't until a couple years later I figured out the culprit was the vibration from the giant church organ behind where my family and I sat. No wonder that priest was overly nice to me

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By *ock Pleaser SuckerMan
5 days ago

Lytham St Annes

Was introduced to my Sisters new girlfriend, a real stunner, I couldn't stop getting a hard on as we were shaking hands and she noticed it!

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By *oannacd70TV/TS
5 days ago

worcester

Has a cyst on my balls a few months ago went to doctors to get diagnosed. She went to examine me. She was fit . Dropped my pants and I had a massive hard on. She smiled and carried on

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By *ommo1887Man
5 days ago

After an old rugby injury I was having phys and massage, I had to get down to my boxer shorts and was already sporting a semi before she started rubbing my thigh.

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By *ikeitrealMan
5 days ago

huercal overa SPAIN

Yep, happens to me too. I just take 1/4 or 1/2 of one if I have a good day of sex planned and it still works the next day. Which can be awkward or useful

First one I had was a whole 100mg, but the headache was horrendous 🥴

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By *etstalkMan
5 days ago

Liverpool

"Open plan showers now at gym lol

Always get a proper semi in the gym showers. "

Same at the gym, our showers are cubicle style - so you’re free to give it a good tug.

The best part is walking back to the locker wrapped in a towel, cock semi for anyone to see. And the start

Towelling Off And let it swing.

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By *977mkMan
5 days ago

Lancs

Couples massage 😂

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By *hy guy 111Man
4 days ago

Doncaster

I went for a bowel screening the doctor put a camera up my bum it felt amazing got my little cock hard

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By *arkybtmMan
4 days ago

Peterborough

At doctors during rectal exam legs in stirrups it was facing strait up and I couldn’t look at him

As grew up as nudist could usually control it but nope ! It did spring up often

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By *treyu500Man
4 days ago

Australia

"At doctors during rectal exam legs in stirrups it was facing strait up and I couldn’t look at him

As grew up as nudist could usually control it but nope ! It did spring up often "

Stirrups? Sounds like a fantasy tbh

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By *arkybtmMan
4 days ago

Peterborough

not when having a proctoscope

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By *islut39Man
4 days ago

grantham

Centre parcs public hot tub in the pool area when my mates missis was wanking me off with her fella sat next to her with my missis sat the other side of me and they all got out and I couldn’t

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By *eon7Man
4 days ago

Swadlincote

Sat in a caravan wife next to me friends sat opposite and his mrs had her foot on my cock

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By *orklad90Man
4 days ago

boroughbridge

When getting an ultrasound on my testicles 🙃

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By *i88Man
4 days ago

Perth

Har a few lol…dancing with my ex gf mum, sitting next to my mates sister…that was interesting lol

In front of my Aunt lol

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By *TBGMan
4 days ago

brighton

When getting a tattoo on my crotch

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By *wordfight70Man
4 days ago

Baldock

Not really embarrassing as such, but when my local swimming pool had open showers (and when men actually used to take off their trunks to shower!) I'd quite often get a semi while soaping up in front of other men.

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By *reedfromdesireMan
4 days ago

southampton

Got to be ex mother in law

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By *ubmanMan
4 days ago

Dublin 24

6 months ago getting a prostate exam.Doctor had me lower my pants to my knees and lay on my side.He completed the exam and I knew I had an erection.As i was fixing myself he said thats ok,perfectly normal.To this day I dont know if he was referring to his findings or my erection.But I was in the clear either way.

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By *ad4older321Man
4 days ago

Ards

Must admit I have sexual tension with my mother in law and her j have taken to wearing shorts about the house commando style in the morning before I shower.

Few weeks back I was in them as usual and had my usual swinging dick. She stopped to chat to me and I could feel myself getting hard. Not a semi but hard. Now as much as I like to tease this was embarrassing so I went to walk off. But as I did she called me back to check a few timing details for my day ahead. I had to turn round to answer her

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By *treyu500Man
4 days ago

Australia

I have quite a few of these stories lol.

This one probably is my most embarrassing. I was in Holland for a sports tourney with 3 other lads. 2 were my age, early late 20s at the time. The 4th was in his 50s.

The guy that booked the room, fucked it up and we had 2 beds instead of 4. I shared with the older guy. Muscle build, tall, grey. I Slept in a t-shirt and boxers. It was summer,very warm and I didn't want to wear the t-shirt. But without fail since a young age I get a hard-on at night like most guys. And I always wake up with one. The t-shirt was to to give me a way to hide a boner.(I also wanked before going to bed)

Anyway- we played in the tournament the first day and had beers, the finals were on the next day. I was out like a light switch. I must've taken the t-shirt off during the night from the heat and the beer.

At about 4am, I awoke to a yelp and the guy beside me, ken, hit me a slap with the back of his hand (in the face, I might add). Not knowing what the fuck happened, I hit him back, hard. He said it was an accident and quickly left the room.

I was so fucking confused. Then I realised I was sporting a fat erection that was poking up the top of my underwear. Mortified, I went to the toilet and sorted it out (again). I Took a piss too because a full bladder always gives me a hard on.

When I got out of the bathroom, Ken wasn't there

. So I went back to bed. When I woke up a few hours later he was sitting quietly at the breakfast table alone and he hadn't gone back to bed.

I have showered with these lads a hundred times over the years and Ken was a bit weird about it after that lol

I think he kept it to himself though because, I was expecting the slagging of my life and it never happened. It woulda been nice to see Ken's erection, pity the roles were not reversed.

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By *appycock55Man
2 days ago

the shire

Always get hard when I go for a shower at the gym.

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By *ukeberkshireMan
2 days ago

Bracknell

While working out in the gym with a mate. I was stood over him spotting the weights

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By *yne123Man
2 days ago

Lynemouth

In shorts at my parents in laws

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By *ockSucker59300 OP Man
2 days ago

Chelmsford

I always got hard in the gym showers which lead to a very passionate fling with the cleaner.

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By *englooMan
2 days ago

Brighton

Doing yoga with my mum. Good grief

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By *leeper36Man
2 days ago

plymouth

Sexual tension with my next door neighbours daughter ,she's 40 and gorgeous, however something did happen and it was worth it

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By *akedManMan
2 days ago

Holt

I was having a scan on one of my balls and the man doing it was slightly camp. I hadn't ejaculated in a few days and was trying not to think rude things as I slid my trakkie bottoms down. He was professional as you would expect covered me with a towel, chaperone was a young woman, but as he slipped the scanner underneath and I felt the coolness of the gel against my balls as he moved it around I started twitching and swelling slightly. I had to hold my cock out of the way so it wasn't obvious to the observer but my perineum was firming up against the scanner. Nothing was said but when we caught each other's eyes his mouth parted and he very subtly moistened his lips. All was good.

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By *teveL123Man
2 days ago

frome

At work, in the lift with someone who I'd be flirting for ages with (I was married at the time).

I said shall we just got for it and we started kissing.

Instant reaction and I was wearing fairly loose suits trousers.

It was sticking out at 90 degrees rather than up...

Lift stopped, in stepped the IT director whom I knew fairly well...

She took one look and sussed out instantly...

So embarrassing and I never forgot. Sadly that was a one of with the girl too.

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By *etmepants offMan
2 days ago

dartford

Being strip searched

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By *mptyspace80Man
2 days ago

Cambridge

Any time I'm wearing light coloured trousers. I tend to leak profusely when aroused and there's been more than one damp spot I've needed to conceal.

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By *orthernmanMan
1 day ago

egremont

Barbers

And change rooms at work

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By *unirishMan
18 hours ago

killarney kerry

Niece sitting on my lap during a family gathering of the in-laws.

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By *ave47Man
18 hours ago

leigh

In front of my friends mother. we walked in and she was standing there ironing her dress wearing just black stockings,a thong and basque.i felt myself just go hard instantly as I looked at her.

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By *ewcocolMan
Forum Mod
10 hours ago

Northwich

If a reply you made in this thread mentioned school, or anything involving family, it has been removed.

There is no defence in saying you weren't aware that those topics are absolutely prohibited throughout the site.

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By *obby_000Man
10 hours ago

Evesham

Examination at the docs. I couldn't help myself. Thought I was gonna cum

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By *ighlands fellaMan
10 hours ago

thurso

In a swimming pool.

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By *ijonnyMan
9 hours ago

London

In the communal showers after playing squash with an old friend. He said he was impressed with how cool about it I was. (Later comments over the years say he was impressed in other ways too!)

More recently, in the showers at Pure Gym in Hammersmith. To be fair, guy opposite started it. I finished it on my knees with a mouthful of cum.

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