FabGuys.com forum: Most Embarrassing Erection

By *ockSucker59300 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Chelmsford

As the hot weather always seems to make me hornier than usual, I wondered when and where did you have your most embarrassing erection?

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By *shubMan
36 weeks ago

manningtree

surely the most embarrasing erection is the one you don't get !

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By *igmikeswMan
36 weeks ago

Newton Abbot

During a prostate exam..

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By *tm4u2takeMan
36 weeks ago

IP14

At a family party years ago and dancing with my ex mother in law

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By *enayrshMan
36 weeks ago

ayr

At a wedding dancing with Daugh

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By *erfieMan
36 weeks ago

mansfield woodhouse

Convoy lob

For those that know

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By *addysboyladsonMan
36 weeks ago

doncaster

At dentist

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By *wansmickMan
36 weeks ago

Belfast

Got an obvious erection with my girlfriend's mother many years ago . I was 26 she was 50s and very friendly. It was so obvious and she brushed against me just to make it worse.

A long story with a great ending followed 👌👌👌👌👌

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By *kingayMan
36 weeks ago

Prestwich

"At dentist"

Was he giving you a filling at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

In a shop when porn mags were still a top shelf thing

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By *acingfanMan
36 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"During a prostate exam.."
You or the doctor?

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By *asman359Man
36 weeks ago

Nailsea

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

If you've seen the Inbetweeners you'll remember the one where Simon is in bed about to lose his virginity and his nerves get the better of him? I expect that's happened to many of us, it did with me and I still feel bad about it now 40 years later. Not only did I lose my erection but my mum rowed me when I got in at 3 in the morning as she was worried I was so late, tbh this was before mobile phones and I'd only known this girl a week so things were moving very fast.

In fact we split up after so I never did fuck her. The next gf was lovely and not a virgin herself so she broke my duck!

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By *awihMan
36 weeks ago

Aldershot

"At dentist

Was he giving you a filling at the time?

Did you have t tool in your mouth

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By *awihMan
36 weeks ago

Aldershot

"During a prostate exam.. You or the doctor?"

Did you ask him to double check?

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By *anda BearMan
36 weeks ago

Salisbury

"At a wedding dancing with Daugh "

Now that is embarrassing. Best yet

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Bristol

One time a woman at work smiled at me as we were chatting... For some reason I just got an instant hard on

Really threw me off, I'd never had had that happen before.

She was nice , I wish I asked her out.

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By *earblokeMan
36 weeks ago

Bury

At doctors and getting suit fitted

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

In front of mother in law one nite watching a movie with her

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By *ral AnnieMan
36 weeks ago

Camberley

The one that lets me down now!

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By *ick1965Man
36 weeks ago

Bangor

On a bus once sat with my wife. The woman opposite had a very full figure but was quite stunningly beautiful. I couldn't take my eyes off her and she definitely saw my boner. When I got up to get off the bus I had to let the wife go first and the woman looked me dead in the eye before looking at my bulge and saying goodbye with a wink. I always wonder what might have been if I'd been on that bus without the Mrs.

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By *enardeMan
36 weeks ago

Barnsley

"At a family party years ago and dancing with my ex mother in law "

Did it go further

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By *enardeMan
36 weeks ago

Barnsley

Mine was in public swimming baths adult lessons evening

I gave my cock a few squeezes at the urinal as I had to walk out and along the poolside to my group

Unfortunately my cock got harder n harder as I walked and I noticed one woman treading water and just looking at my bulging Speedo’s as I walked past

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

We had an emergency exec meeting to discuss an aviation emergency. My colleague struggled to hide his in his chinos - as I was directly opposite only I could see him trying to push it down.

Wife must get a good hammering with that tool, was all I could think, distractedly.

PS; no one died

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By *usterMan
35 weeks ago

Cramlington

At my mothers funeral where I met a cousin who I had not seen for many many years, she was wearing a skin tight short black dress and made a beeline for me when I arrived, as she hugged me for what seemed like ages I reacted in the most inappropriate way and my cock got hard, was impossible to hide it as was wearing a suit so trousers were loose , and by the look on my cousins face she felt it too

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By *addysboyladsonMan
35 weeks ago

doncaster

Open plan showers now at gym lol

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Open plan showers now at gym lol"

Always get a proper semi in the gym showers.

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By *ipoole54Man
35 weeks ago

poole

Haha, been there.

Carried the ex mother in law to her bed when she was pissed.

She fell forward onto the bed and my cock was raging. Must admit I did push a few times. Very temping

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By *restonmarriedMan
35 weeks ago

preston

Hugged a friends mother at his wedding, she had a silky dress on and as we hugged I felt her close to my crotch, immediately convinced I could feel her pussy mound on my cock. Within seconds it was rock hard as I was discreetly trying to rearrange myself before hugging the others

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By *enry77Man
35 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

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By *orthernmanMan
35 weeks ago

egremont

Whe my mate was shaving my head

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By *ikeitrealMan
35 weeks ago

huercal overa SPAIN

First time I tried viagra, for some reason I was getting random erections the next day. Well there I was in the changing room after a game of rugby and he decided to stand to attention, even someone flicking him with a towel wouldn't make him go down

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By *treyu500Man
35 weeks ago

wickow

"First time I tried viagra, for some reason I was getting random erections the next day. Well there I was in the changing room after a game of rugby and he decided to stand to attention, even someone flicking him with a towel wouldn't make him go down

Yep, happens to me too. I just take 1/4 or 1/2 of one if I have a good day of sex planned and it still works the next day. Which can be awkward or useful

I used to get erections all the time in church and it was very awkward until I learned to tuck it up under my waist band. Not easy to discreetly do sometimes lol. It wasn't until a couple years later I figured out the culprit was the vibration from the giant church organ behind where my family and I sat. No wonder that priest was overly nice to me

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Was introduced to my Sisters new girlfriend, a real stunner, I couldn't stop getting a hard on as we were shaking hands and she noticed it!

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By *oannacd70TV/TS
35 weeks ago

worcester

Has a cyst on my balls a few months ago went to doctors to get diagnosed. She went to examine me. She was fit . Dropped my pants and I had a massive hard on. She smiled and carried on

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By *ommo1887Man
35 weeks ago

After an old rugby injury I was having phys and massage, I had to get down to my boxer shorts and was already sporting a semi before she started rubbing my thigh.

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By *ikeitrealMan
35 weeks ago

huercal overa SPAIN

Yep, happens to me too. I just take 1/4 or 1/2 of one if I have a good day of sex planned and it still works the next day. Which can be awkward or useful

First one I had was a whole 100mg, but the headache was horrendous 🥴

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By *etstalkMan
35 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Open plan showers now at gym lol

Always get a proper semi in the gym showers. "

Same at the gym, our showers are cubicle style - so you’re free to give it a good tug.

The best part is walking back to the locker wrapped in a towel, cock semi for anyone to see. And the start

Towelling Off And let it swing.

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By *977mkMan
35 weeks ago

Lancs

Couples massage 😂

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By *oxy 11Man
35 weeks ago

Doncaster

I went for a bowel screening the doctor put a camera up my bum it felt amazing got my little cock hard

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By *arkybtmMan
35 weeks ago

Peterborough

At doctors during rectal exam legs in stirrups it was facing strait up and I couldn’t look at him

As grew up as nudist could usually control it but nope ! It did spring up often

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By *treyu500Man
35 weeks ago

wickow

"At doctors during rectal exam legs in stirrups it was facing strait up and I couldn’t look at him

As grew up as nudist could usually control it but nope ! It did spring up often "

Stirrups? Sounds like a fantasy tbh

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By *arkybtmMan
35 weeks ago

Peterborough

not when having a proctoscope

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By *islut39Man
35 weeks ago

grantham

Centre parcs public hot tub in the pool area when my mates missis was wanking me off with her fella sat next to her with my missis sat the other side of me and they all got out and I couldn’t

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By *eon7Man
35 weeks ago

Swadlincote

Sat in a caravan wife next to me friends sat opposite and his mrs had her foot on my cock

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By *orklad90Man
35 weeks ago

boroughbridge

When getting an ultrasound on my testicles 🙃

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By *i88Man
35 weeks ago

Perth

Har a few lol…dancing with my ex gf mum, sitting next to my mates sister…that was interesting lol

In front of my Aunt lol

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By *TBGMan
35 weeks ago

Brighton

When getting a tattoo on my crotch

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By *wordfight70Man
35 weeks ago

Baldock

Not really embarrassing as such, but when my local swimming pool had open showers (and when men actually used to take off their trunks to shower!) I'd quite often get a semi while soaping up in front of other men.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Got to be ex mother in law

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

6 months ago getting a prostate exam.Doctor had me lower my pants to my knees and lay on my side.He completed the exam and I knew I had an erection.As i was fixing myself he said thats ok,perfectly normal.To this day I dont know if he was referring to his findings or my erection.But I was in the clear either way.

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By *ad4older321Man
35 weeks ago

Ards

Must admit I have sexual tension with my mother in law and her j have taken to wearing shorts about the house commando style in the morning before I shower.

Few weeks back I was in them as usual and had my usual swinging dick. She stopped to chat to me and I could feel myself getting hard. Not a semi but hard. Now as much as I like to tease this was embarrassing so I went to walk off. But as I did she called me back to check a few timing details for my day ahead. I had to turn round to answer her

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By *treyu500Man
35 weeks ago

wickow

I have quite a few of these stories lol.

This one probably is my most embarrassing. I was in Holland for a sports tourney with 3 other lads. 2 were my age, early late 20s at the time. The 4th was in his 50s.

The guy that booked the room, fucked it up and we had 2 beds instead of 4. I shared with the older guy. Muscle build, tall, grey. I Slept in a t-shirt and boxers. It was summer,very warm and I didn't want to wear the t-shirt. But without fail since a young age I get a hard-on at night like most guys. And I always wake up with one. The t-shirt was to to give me a way to hide a boner.(I also wanked before going to bed)

Anyway- we played in the tournament the first day and had beers, the finals were on the next day. I was out like a light switch. I must've taken the t-shirt off during the night from the heat and the beer.

At about 4am, I awoke to a yelp and the guy beside me, ken, hit me a slap with the back of his hand (in the face, I might add). Not knowing what the fuck happened, I hit him back, hard. He said it was an accident and quickly left the room.

I was so fucking confused. Then I realised I was sporting a fat erection that was poking up the top of my underwear. Mortified, I went to the toilet and sorted it out (again). I Took a piss too because a full bladder always gives me a hard on.

When I got out of the bathroom, Ken wasn't there

. So I went back to bed. When I woke up a few hours later he was sitting quietly at the breakfast table alone and he hadn't gone back to bed.

I have showered with these lads a hundred times over the years and Ken was a bit weird about it after that lol

I think he kept it to himself though because, I was expecting the slagging of my life and it never happened. It woulda been nice to see Ken's erection, pity the roles were not reversed.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Always get hard when I go for a shower at the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

While working out in the gym with a mate. I was stood over him spotting the weights

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By *yne123Man
35 weeks ago

Howdon

In shorts at my parents in laws

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By *ockSucker59300 OP Man
35 weeks ago

Chelmsford

I always got hard in the gym showers which lead to a very passionate fling with the cleaner.

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By *englooMan
35 weeks ago

Brighton

Doing yoga with my mum. Good grief

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Sexual tension with my next door neighbours daughter ,she's 40 and gorgeous, however something did happen and it was worth it

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By *akedManMan
35 weeks ago

Holt

I was having a scan on one of my balls and the man doing it was slightly camp. I hadn't ejaculated in a few days and was trying not to think rude things as I slid my trakkie bottoms down. He was professional as you would expect covered me with a towel, chaperone was a young woman, but as he slipped the scanner underneath and I felt the coolness of the gel against my balls as he moved it around I started twitching and swelling slightly. I had to hold my cock out of the way so it wasn't obvious to the observer but my perineum was firming up against the scanner. Nothing was said but when we caught each other's eyes his mouth parted and he very subtly moistened his lips. All was good.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

At work, in the lift with someone who I'd be flirting for ages with (I was married at the time).

I said shall we just got for it and we started kissing.

Instant reaction and I was wearing fairly loose suits trousers.

It was sticking out at 90 degrees rather than up...

Lift stopped, in stepped the IT director whom I knew fairly well...

She took one look and sussed out instantly...

So embarrassing and I never forgot. Sadly that was a one of with the girl too.

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By *etmepants offMan
35 weeks ago

dartford

Being strip searched

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By *mptyspace80Man
35 weeks ago

Cambridge

Any time I'm wearing light coloured trousers. I tend to leak profusely when aroused and there's been more than one damp spot I've needed to conceal.

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By *orthernmanMan
35 weeks ago

egremont

Barbers

And change rooms at work

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By *unirishMan
35 weeks ago

killarney kerry

Niece sitting on my lap during a family gathering of the in-laws.

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By *ave47Man
35 weeks ago

leigh

In front of my friends mother. we walked in and she was standing there ironing her dress wearing just black stockings,a thong and basque.i felt myself just go hard instantly as I looked at her.

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By *ewcocolMan
35 weeks ago

Nearby

If a reply you made in this thread mentioned school, or anything involving family, it has been removed.

There is no defence in saying you weren't aware that those topics are absolutely prohibited throughout the site.

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By *obby_000Man
35 weeks ago

Evesham

Examination at the docs. I couldn't help myself. Thought I was gonna cum

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By *ighlands fellaMan
35 weeks ago

thurso

In a swimming pool.

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By *ijonnyMan
35 weeks ago

London

In the communal showers after playing squash with an old friend. He said he was impressed with how cool about it I was. (Later comments over the years say he was impressed in other ways too!)

More recently, in the showers at Pure Gym in Hammersmith. To be fair, guy opposite started it. I finished it on my knees with a mouthful of cum.

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By *976BeardedManMan
1 day ago

Essex (Epping) / Central London

Cocks are not embarrassing they are there for pleasure. Every guy has one and we all use it for pleasure. If only more men were open and discussed the joys more.

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By *undesiredMan
1 day ago

Glasgow

Examinations

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By *erscumdumpMan
1 day ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

"Cocks are not embarrassing they are there for pleasure. Every guy has one and we all use it for pleasure. If only more men were open and discussed the joys more. "

👏 👏 👏

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By *arkybtmMan
1 day ago

Peterborough

Rectal exam as teen asked me to roll back over and was there !

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By *ewBrumBiMan
1 day ago

Birmingham

My nearest miss was while having my balls examined by a group of half a dozen female medical students. Luckily I managed to keep it mostly contained.

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By *acingfanMan
1 day ago

Huddersfield

"Any time I'm wearing light coloured trousers. I tend to leak profusely when aroused and there's been more than one damp spot I've needed to conceal."
Envious here. Never get precum so fascinated by guys like you.

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By *addysboyladsonMan
1 day ago

doncaster

During my prostate exam. Was solid n within seconds leaking

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By *hicDragon08Man
1 day ago

woodbridge

Probably sauna and it was clearly not that type of place

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By *ockSucker59300 OP Man
1 day ago

Chelmsford

Did anyone else in the sauna notice your hard on?

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By *cott5555Man
1 day ago

Aberdeenshire

I always get hard changing and showering at the gym. Always try and hide it with my towel.

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By *isa c 64TV/TS
1 day ago

maidstone

I had a cyst in my balls a few years back. Had to go for a scan, same room as my x went when pregnant. Female did the scan also young female trainee . Gell went on then scan rubbed over my balls . Yes instant hard on felt most embarrassed. Cyst was removed and not cancer

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By *tar33Man
1 day ago

North London (outer)

"During a prostate exam.."

Same here, although it was the doctor who had the erection, not me.

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By *owestoftBiCdMan
1 day ago

Lowestoft

Never had an embarrassing one

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By *ritpopMan
1 day ago

newcastle

Used to get them all the time when traveling on the bus .There was a gay conductor who noticed and commented always used to stand and talk for ages when ever he was on duty .I always sat at the back upstairs and I got hard in anticipation and always let it show

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By *ritpopMan
1 day ago

newcastle

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By *astguy7Man
1 day ago

Herefordshire

Getting measured for a wedding suit.

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By *cottishstevexMan
1 day ago

Edinburgh

In the barber , haircuts make me tingly and boom ,! Thank God for the apron they cover u with

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By *roy1701dMan
1 day ago

London

When my then girlfriend was rubbing sun cream on my back at the beach. I was rock hard and couldn't move to do hers🤣

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By *icklover5Man
1 day ago

newport

At a wedding Asked a girl to dance ,changed to smoochy music,she rubbed her tits on my chest,braless her nipples were stiff gave me an instant boner . Took three more dances before we could leave the floor.

But in all fairness she accepted it was her fault and she sorted me out in the garden . Fantastic memory .

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By *orcester GuyMan
1 day ago

Worcestershire North

Watching one of those bbc plays for today wearing cotton pjs & no underwear

Good job cushions on the sofa

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By *ynxguyMan
1 day ago

Lincolnshire

Dancing with my bosses wife at the Christmas party. She wouldn’t let me go but nothing was ever said

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By *horts GuyMan
1 day ago

Hove

With my gorgeous personal trainer after I’d taken Viagra.

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By *iExCuckMan
1 day ago

Lowestoft

During my swimming days, hated going into the showers and change rooms as was repeatedly teased about how small my dick was. The problem was that as soon as anyone mentioned my dick, I couldn't help getting a hardon. Made things a lot worse.

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By *ay_ThinkingGuyMan
1 day ago

Gt Yarmouth

The communal showers after PE at school back in the 1980s

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By *iggreenockMan
1 day ago

Greenock

As a teenage boy helping an elderly neighbour clear out her garage at the request on my mum. In her 60s huge tits and a great arse. She kept bending over at the waist I got a raging and very obvious hardon. Her turning round, spotting it and staring at it saying "oh my!" I could feel my bright red face, it took what seemed an eternity for me to go flaccid.

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By *orcester GuyMan
1 day ago

Worcestershire North

"During my swimming days, hated going into the showers and change rooms as was repeatedly teased about how small my dick was. The problem was that as soon as anyone mentioned my dick, I couldn't help getting a hardon. Made things a lot worse."

I had the same in reverse

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By *asculineBulgeLoverMan
24 hours ago

North Yorks

I was doing a Go Ape climbing activity as part of a stag do with a lot of straight mates. I have a big cock and when the harness was on and yanked up one of the guys commented on it. They then all started winding me up. Unfortunately having so many guys looking made me start to grow even more and then it wouldn't go down as it was trapped in harness gear. As I was up in the bloody trees and high ropes nowhere to go hide. They still talk about it now!

p.s. I have pictures on profile and happy to share of this moment courtesy of one of the lads taking a photo

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By *ittlefishMan
24 hours ago

West Yorkshire

My last one. It let me down. Nerves and performance pressures probably

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By *ishop666Man
24 hours ago

ls19

Are I don’t bother anymore

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By *seekfunMan
24 hours ago

stevenage

Watching my aunty clean floor when I was about 18. She looked up and smiled as she caught me looking down her top and could I was hard mmm

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