Could not give less of a fuck. What's this obsession with men and competitiveness? I have a cock. It's of average size and hardness. I've had a lot of fun with it with other people who like it and in some cases have cocks of their own.
Do I need mine compared and either found wanting or proudly ahead of the crowd? Nah, because I actually don't give a shit. All I do give a shit about is when flesh meets flesh, are we having fun?