FabGuys.com forum: Let's share embarrassing stories.

By *rownriver OP Man
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Have you peed on yourself as an adult? Share the story. And NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO JUDGE YOU!!!!!!

By *dstefiMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

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By *dstefiMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Old family friends of my parents, the husband had tin legs because he'd been a Spitfire pilot in the war, his wife was much younger.

The parental catchphrase was always "oh Alec, you're looking so well you'll outlive us all in the end."

The wife died tragically young and we were invited en famille to the wake. I couldn't think of a fucking thing to say, being 13 and socially awkward, so when it came time to meet Alec and say some words of condolence the only thing that popped into my head was the most crass thing possible and yep you guessed it.

He was a kind man and didn't flinch or make me uncomfortable.

By *dstefiMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Another one, I'd been seeing this woman who was hot as fuck. Went to a gig and she was wearing a really tight little thong and spray-on jeans. Gig was hot and sweaty (the band was Dogs With Dicks if anyone's interested) and when we got back to hers I was horny as fuck and yanked her jeans down, pulled her thong aside and went straight into her with my tongue. We hadn't bothered switching a light on.

She says after a few minutes of me devouring her pussy "hold up, I feel a bit itchy and sore, I just need to check what's going on down there."

Lights on and my mush is absolutely covered in discharge, she'd got a bad yeast infection with all the sweating and tight strides