FabGuys.com forum: Ah lads, will ye fuck off with the "Hi" or "Hey"

By *doolan OP Man
5 weeks ago

navan / kells

This is seriously boiling my piss now.

I've been here on and off long enough to know the score but these puppets that just say Hey or Hi repeatedly are doing my head in.

Im not talking about as an opener, if thats all you can open with well and good but if there's a reply and the response is the same word over again then seriously sort your shit out!.

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By *at123Man
5 weeks ago

none

Hi 😆

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By *doolan OP Man
5 weeks ago

navan / kells

"Hi 😆 "

You're my kind of funny!!

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By *osieUKsubTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Belfast

You forgot

HRU?

whats up?

Can you accom?

All when your profile clearly explains that full sentences are required and that you cannot accom.

And then they get shirty when you dont respond!

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By *evinmanMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

I open with something like ' great profile, pics and verifications...'

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By *hisMeMan
5 weeks ago

Suburban Forfar, Angus

"You forgot

HRU? whats up? Can you accom?"

The one I like is 'What are you into' Usually sans the '?'

One guy even asked 'Do you fuck?'

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Has happened a lot and I'm probably guilty of doing it myself

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By *eedfeedingMan
5 weeks ago

Taunton

My pet hate is twats that just put

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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By *osieUKsubTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Belfast

"You forgot

HRU? whats up? Can you accom?

The one I like is 'What are you into' Usually sans the '?'

One guy even asked 'Do you fuck?'

So true, can't they even try to make it look like they have read anything about you.

And for me its also.. "Meet now?"

As if i live fully dressed and prepared to be used!

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By *ammy74Man
5 weeks ago

sligo donegal letrim

I get that to. People don't know how to talk.

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By *dmirerbelfastMan
5 weeks ago

belfast

I either block, or if I'm bored and nothing better to do, i reply with one word answers and give them a taste of their own medicine 🙄😂

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By *armer1Man
5 weeks ago

Chester

I totally agree with you all this site is now shit with time wasters

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"You forgot

HRU? whats up? Can you accom?

The one I like is 'What are you into' Usually sans the '?'

One guy even asked 'Do you fuck?'

So true, can't they even try to make it look like they have read anything about you.

And for me its also.. "Meet now?"

As if i live fully dressed and prepared to be used!"

That's because they are just sending "Hi" or "Meet now" to everyone who is online in the hopes someone will suck them off on their work break. They don't care about profiles or likes or dislikes etc they just want to unload.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Grow up! If someone wants to say hi or hey as an opener and that annoys you...simply don't reply! Who are you to judge?

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By *ilson2001Man
5 weeks ago

munster

One can always leave if they dont like it here,no one is forcing you to stay

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By *moothbearMan
5 weeks ago

London

2 of my friendships from here started of with a simple Hi if the 2nd response is cock pic I don't answer

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By *ldderMan
5 weeks ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks

I normally thank those who view my profile

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By *doolan OP Man
5 weeks ago

navan / kells

"Grow up! If someone wants to say hi or hey as an opener and that annoys you...simply don't reply! Who are you to judge?"

Read the post again you moron.

Hi or hey as an OPENER is fine but not on fucking repeat every few minutes during a conversation as if they have short term memory loss.

I'll give you an example.

DAY1

Bloke: Hi

Me: Hi, thanks for the message what can I do for ya?

Bloke: Fuck me.

Me: reads profile, checks pictures and replies, cool what are you up for?

Bloke: Hi.

Me: Hi, have we not just been chatting?

Bloke:.............

DAY2

Bloke: Hi,

Me: Hey, how are you? What happened yesterday?

Bloke.....

DAY3

Bloke: Hey.

Me: alright what's the criac?

Day4

Bloke: Hi

Me: fucking explodes 🤯

That's not being judgey that's having a pain in my bollox with one of many such instances on this site.

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By *ilson2001Man
5 weeks ago

munster

"Grow up! If someone wants to say hi or hey as an opener and that annoys you...simply don't reply! Who are you to judge?

Read the post again you moron.

Hi or hey as an OPENER is fine but not on fucking repeat every few minutes during a conversation as if they have short term memory loss.

I'll give you an example.

DAY1

Bloke: Hi

Me: Hi, thanks for the message what can I do for ya?

Bloke: Fuck me.

Me: reads profile, checks pictures and replies, cool what are you up for?

Bloke: Hi.

Me: Hi, have we not just been chatting?

Bloke:.............

DAY2

Bloke: Hi,

Me: Hey, how are you? What happened yesterday?

Bloke.....

DAY3

Bloke: Hey.

Me: alright what's the criac?

Day4

Bloke: Hi

Me: fucking explodes 🤯

That's not being judgey that's having a pain in my bollox with one of many such instances on this site."

have you tried chamomile tea ?

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By *doolan OP Man
5 weeks ago

navan / kells

"Grow up! If someone wants to say hi or hey as an opener and that annoys you...simply don't reply! Who are you to judge?

Read the post again you moron.

Hi or hey as an OPENER is fine but not on fucking repeat every few minutes during a conversation as if they have short term memory loss.

I'll give you an example.

DAY1

Bloke: Hi

Me: Hi, thanks for the message what can I do for ya?

Bloke: Fuck me.

Me: reads profile, checks pictures and replies, cool what are you up for?

Bloke: Hi.

Me: Hi, have we not just been chatting?

Bloke:.............

DAY2

Bloke: Hi,

Me: Hey, how are you? What happened yesterday?

Bloke.....

DAY3

Bloke: Hey.

Me: alright what's the criac?

Day4

Bloke: Hi

Me: fucking explodes 🤯

That's not being judgey that's having a pain in my bollox with one of many such instances on this site.

have you tried chamomile tea ?

No bit I've tried fucking men and that helps sometimes

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By *ee1011Man
5 weeks ago

Navan

Or u say on Yr profile Ucant accommodate and people who can't accommodate keep hitting u up

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5 weeks ago

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By *onfabguyMan
5 weeks ago

outside Monaghan town

I always reply with the word “hi”

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By *uvtasukMan
5 weeks ago

G mire

Down with this sort of thing.

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By *uskusMan
5 weeks ago

santry

Exactly. Considering you could sent two or three pretty polite sentences and get ignored. Conversations open up if both people are polite.

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By *c90Man
5 weeks ago

Windyplace

Or you say 'no face pics" and the first message is 'Face'.....

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By *enefits inv FriendsMan
5 weeks ago

Meath

Monosyllables tend not to work, or it shows their mental capacity in more ways than one. Let your brain do the thinking and not the little chap down there

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By *icruiseMan
5 weeks ago

wicklow

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By *ina MinTV/TS
1 week ago

castlewellan

Me with 300+ pics on profile ,

Them ; any more pics ?

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By *hiteSportsSocksMan
1 week ago

Portmarnock

"Me with 300+ pics on profile ,

Them ; any more pics ? "

That really annoys me, especially when the "any more pics" comes from a guy with no pictures on his profile!!!

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By *reenfieldMan
1 week ago

bangor

Just a few that piss me off:

Hi, hey, mmmmm, u accom (when it clearly shows I don’t) u a face pic (when it says I don’t send them), what u work at, what you looking (when it shows exactly on my profile) . Grown men who can’t use grown up English. U got any Green. Btw my use of the letter u instead of you is what they put in their messages.

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By *uriousDaddy777Man
1 week ago

South County Dublin

Hi seems to mean

I’m not what you’re looking for but you might ignore that and start messaging me because I’m mysterious

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By *rishtoyboy33Man
4 days ago

Dublin8

HEyyyyyy hi howYa 😁

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By *ilson2001Man
4 days ago

munster

"Just a few that piss me off:

"
hiyàaaaaa, h acom,hope you got a nice comfortable bed

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By *J63Man
4 days ago

Newtown

‘Were are you’

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By *ordonkyMan
3 days ago

Blackrock

FFS yes That's the first thing in my profile.

Tell me why tf you're messaging me!!

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By *utepantiesMan
3 days ago

Gorey

First message, no pics and profile is 3 hours old:

Can you accom

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By *ordonkyMan
3 days ago

Blackrock

"I open with something like ' great profile, pics and verifications...'"

That's as useful as 'hi'

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By *lacked.c0mMan
3 days ago

near balymurn gaa pitch

I just reply to them that I'm not looking for a pen pal and you are on the wrong site, wait for them to read and block them

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By *erasusMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

A bit harsh lads!

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By *ey111Man
3 days ago

chorley

Hi hay how’s things 😂

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By *etmanMan
2 days ago

Donegal Sligo

I agree with that. If someone can't introduce themselves properly. I don't bother replying.

Hi or hey is a no go for me..boring.

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By *teff_dTV/TS
1 day ago

Coleraine

"what you into" is the one that really bugs me, but redundant questions in general - have pinned "read the fucking profile" , save me typing it out 20 times a day....

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