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By *ivahung OP Man
10 weeks ago

formby

What's the best homemade dildo

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By *u2usemeMan
10 weeks ago

hyde

Cucumber not really home made but still fun

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By *asssgeguy100Man
10 weeks ago

Blackpool

Carrots are fun too

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By *itherMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds

A nice courgette or cucumber hit the spot. Some shampoo or conditioner bottles fit nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Tool handles, screwdrivers you can start small and work your way up

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By *enry77Man
10 weeks ago

firth of clyde

I made my own from a smooth tapered plastic handle. It fit perfectly. No lube needed

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By *enry77Man
10 weeks ago

firth of clyde

For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth

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By *alwaysswallowMan
10 weeks ago

The great North West

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth "

And as they warm up the bend to the perfect angle too…

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By *nalarousalMan
10 weeks ago

Southport

Length of Insulation foam (1m)for lagging pipes, condom plus a bit of lube.

How far can you make it disappear?

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By *adBod1986Man
10 weeks ago

Runcorn

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth "

Work your way up to the 'two ronnies' once your hole stretches!

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By *adBod1986Man
10 weeks ago

Runcorn

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By *adBod1986Man
10 weeks ago

Runcorn

I got one of those dog toys from B&M a while ago. It's a bit hard to get both nobbly bits of the end in, as a guy who hardly bottoms anymore. But fuck, once it's in, it's prostate heaven!

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By *rucklover9Man
10 weeks ago

Kendal

I got chucked out of Tesco for taking to long choosing a cucumber

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By *ihusband500Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

My go too has been screwdriver handles and carrots mainly

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By *S74Man
10 weeks ago

bury

I have one of those stainless steel thermos bottles- almost perfect size to stretch to

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By *eneral distanceMan
10 weeks ago

st helens

I’m a builder and have used my hod carriers shaft of his hod plenty of times, still get turned in seeing it and then all handling it after

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By *AM2214Man
10 weeks ago

Central Lakes

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth

Work your way up to the 'two ronnies' once your hole stretches! "
that's made me giggle ...local hardware shop has four candles in the window ..funny hearing you get people ask why...says I am.blocked by you..something I said?

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By *erso400Man
10 weeks ago

Stockport

My hair brush handle XX

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By *AM2214Man
10 weeks ago

Central Lakes

"My hair brush handle XX"

I used hair brush as a younger man

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Length of Insulation foam (1m)for lagging pipes, condom plus a bit of lube.

How far can you make it disappear?"

Ooohhh must try this one

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By *erso400Man
10 weeks ago

Stockport

I remember my Wi Fit baseball bat too. So smooth. Took my breath away. Oh and courgettes. Mmmm

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By *ack_69erMan
10 weeks ago

Cottingham

As mentioned, the B&M dog toys are brilliant with all the nobbles on. I copped off the end with the two balls and filed it smooth. I don't think you can get them now.

But, what I have found is good is the handle of my razor from Aldi's. They are only small and narrow, but with all the ridges on the handle and a varying thickness, they are bliss to just push in and out quick. To make it easier and safer to handle, I remove the blade. Ideal in the shower, quick lube up with shower gel and away you go, starts the day of perfect for bigger things, hopefully!!!

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By *nalplay7Man
10 weeks ago

PRESTON

Cricket bat!

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By *eadar123Man
10 weeks ago

dublin

I started with candles years ago.then small cucumber and then bigger cucumber.pick a size to suit yourself and work up

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By *S74Man
10 weeks ago

bury

Hair brush handles, screwdriver handles, and an Uhu glue stick in a condom. Also had a brass shell thing that gave me my first anal orgasm.

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By *way 888Man
10 weeks ago

oldham

A Claw Hammer

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By *wimbikerunMan
10 weeks ago

Blackpool/Preston

"Cricket bat!"

Which end?

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By *wimbikerunMan
10 weeks ago

Blackpool/Preston

"A Claw Hammer

Same question as the cricket bat.

Which end

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By *ark063Man
10 weeks ago

Halifax

I tried using the ceramic handle from a beer pump, the kind that dispence draught beer in pubs, but it was way too big for me. More practise needed I think!

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By *ara de BumdiayMan
9 weeks ago

Staindrop,

Which end?

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By *olefillaMan
9 weeks ago

Durham

A screwdriver handle. 2” thick and 5” long. Perfect fit without lube

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By *ember4uMan
9 weeks ago

alness

Softball bat is my favorite at the moment, measures 6" around but can only get it to go up me 7" as there's no give in it being solid wood. I've used an array of things in the past, just anything that looks vaguely like a cock or round and smooth. Try popping 5 goofballs up there and go for a walk, it's fun trying to keep that last one up there

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By *tick75Man
9 weeks ago

Leicester

Peeled route of ginger.

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By *ember4uMan
9 weeks ago

alness

"I got one of those dog toys from B&M a while ago. It's a bit hard to get both nobbly bits of the end in, as a guy who hardly bottoms anymore. But fuck, once it's in, it's prostate heaven! "
I agree 100% and still have one in my tool cupboard..

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By *tevezMan
9 weeks ago

stockport

Figging

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By *ornyguy911Man
9 weeks ago

harrogate

Was asked to use a plunger

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By *ames76Man
9 weeks ago

Darlington

No one said banana yet

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Cucumber

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By *ockhungrydad42Man
9 weeks ago

tamworth

Not really home made but bed post or hammer handle worked for me even handle bars on bmx

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By *itom87Man
9 weeks ago

Wigan

Toilet brush (handle end)

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By *horleyguyMan
9 weeks ago

Chorley

Condom filled with water and placed in the freezer for 24 hours.

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By *atexfellaMan
9 weeks ago

Bolton

Metal bed post

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By *optobottomrctMan
9 weeks ago

Penygraig

"No one said banana yet

A bit too soft for anal penetration if pealed. I used to fuck my ex's cunt with a banana then eat it out of her covered in cunt juice.

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By *optobottomrctMan
9 weeks ago

Penygraig

I'm an advocate of carrots as you can buy a bag containing different sizes very cheaply and they can be easily trimmed to different sizes. But put them in condoms to make removal easier incase bits snap off.

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By *bearcalledbobMan
9 weeks ago

Birstall, West Yorkshire

The wooden handle of a toilet plunger. The plunger suction on the shower floor helps too.

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By *amera man 5Man
9 weeks ago

Huddersfield

I had two lesbian friends who told me that a black pudding, of a suitable girth, heated to body temperature in a microwave was the nearest thing to a cock they have found. Can be used as a double ended dildo too!

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By *hagmenowplsMan
8 weeks ago

Hereford

Think I will have to try the golf balls!

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By *hil96Man
8 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Use a pizza wheel now and again. Has a perfect girth and a pleasing curve.

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By *nmykneesagainMan
8 weeks ago

salford

Favourite is always a hairbrush handle, classic, from experimenting with sisters up to wifes

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By *wplaytimeMan
8 weeks ago

Cyprus/ Wirral

Lubed hairbrush handle works well

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By *ivahung OP Man
8 weeks ago

formby

Going to try a few of these

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By *acingfanMan
8 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth

Work your way up to the 'two ronnies' once your hole stretches! "
From four candles to fork handles.

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By *an in West DurhamMan
8 weeks ago

Crook

I concur with a razor handle, with the razor detached. A Gillette Fusion is ribbed at the end opposite the razor. It definitely gets to my prostate but haven't had long enough to orgasm with it yet.

Excellent suggestions from everybody x

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By *eversayNever200Man
8 weeks ago

Kendal

I’ve always been a big fan of courgettes and carrots as emergency dildos, but candles are super-versatile & if you can find time they can be warmed and moulded into a perfect shape. Just get bigger ones as you stretch your hole. X

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Cucumber

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By *ubsteffTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Toilet brush (handle end)

That was the very first thing I tried x

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By *ustychubb46ETV/TS
8 weeks ago

LONDON

Steel thermos with a rounded cup. Slip in my golden vibrator on full with a thin foam sleeve, screw cup back on, XXL condom and lube for a very thick 10 inch vibrating silver shell (not bullet)!

GOOD VIBRATIONS!

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By *omo-ErectusMan
8 weeks ago

Bolton

Policemans truncheon

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By *ub bottom 001Man
8 weeks ago

Warrington

I used candles when younger as they get warm they mold to you

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By *homson55Man
8 weeks ago

Bamber Bridge

Have used shaving can radox bottle and medium bottles and it was absolutely amazing

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By *leber77Man
8 weeks ago

Wakefield

When I was younger I used a hair brush handle

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By *octorMMan
7 weeks ago

London

Screwdriver handles are my fave

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By *enry77Man
7 weeks ago

firth of clyde

Wife's electric toothbrush was a new experience

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By *orny boy1Man
7 weeks ago

Near Durham

"Wife's electric toothbrush was a new experience "

Especially when she brushed her teeth.......

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By *wogoodtobetrue2Man
7 weeks ago

Durham

Electric toothbrush

Brush handles

Dildos

Toilet brush handle

Various tools

Many vegetables but cucumber and carrots best

But the best of all is a space hopper. One ear to hold onto and the other up your hole as you bounce!!!

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By *reakazoidMan
7 weeks ago

Leeds

Rolling pin

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By *enry77Man
7 weeks ago

firth of clyde

"Wife's electric toothbrush was a new experience

Especially when she brushed her teeth......."

That was neighbours toothbrush when I looked after her house

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By *issy abdl CarlyTV/TS
7 weeks ago

buckshaw

"Electric toothbrush

Brush handles

Dildos

Toilet brush handle

Various tools

Many vegetables but cucumber and carrots best

But the best of all is a space hopper. One ear to hold onto and the other up your hole as you bounce!!!

Mr Hoppy

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By *ember4uMan
7 weeks ago

alness

Yes I've tried one of them, ears weren't big enough for me but it definitely was a lot of fun bouncing around the floor..;)

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By *976BeardedManMan
7 weeks ago

Essex / London

VIMTO candy spray plastic bottle available from any sweatshop. Trust me guys! Trust me

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By *llover4cockMan
7 weeks ago

Leeds

Alternative title of this thread 'weirdest things removed from anus by A&E".

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By *ambonesMan
2 weeks ago

bognor

I've slipped a half bar of soap in my cunt a couple of weeks ago. I panicked a bit as had trouble trying to get it out my hole. Does any know what happens if you leave soap or golf balls in your arse. I would love to put stuff inside me for the whole day or two .

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By *s9slutMan
2 weeks ago

leeds

Boyfriend shaver

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By *oose1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Marble rolling pin with a condom on it

Slides in easy

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By *loriaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

stoke

Be careful boys and gurls. We dont want any embarrassments . XX

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By *rucklover9Man
2 weeks ago

Kendal

Anything bendy

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By *londebiguyMan
2 weeks ago

near Southport

"I've slipped a half bar of soap in my cunt a couple of weeks ago. I panicked a bit as had trouble trying to get it out my hole. Does any know what happens if you leave soap or golf balls in your arse. I would love to put stuff inside me for the whole day or two ."

I'd say that it's not a great idea to do.

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By *upertedMan
2 weeks ago

Nelson

I use a marrow or a squash. You'll never lose it in you, and provides the right amount of stretch!

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By *oxukerMan
2 weeks ago

ayr

Roll-on deoderants was my first

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By *ankerFinderMan
2 weeks ago

North Lanarkshire

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth "

Especially the ribbed ones

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By *ack_69erMan
2 weeks ago

Cottingham

"Does any know what happens if you leave soap or golf balls in your arse"

Pop down to the nearest hospital and ask to see a surgeon, they would know the procedure on what happens when they have to surgically remove it for you.

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By *r ScarletTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Manchester

I think I started out as a kid with Drum sticks and sisters hair brush handles. Now the occasional hair brush handle is still employed, (not my sisters obviously

) and then back to the suction dildo. I may when I get the house alone go for the cucumber option..

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By *onstant.Man
2 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Love a nice fat carrot.

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By *coobydoo1234Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

I have 2 homemade dildoes look at my profile x

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By *ack_69erMan
2 weeks ago

Cottingham

Aldi's for about a couple of months or more have been selling a "Bubble Sword" for kids, 59p. Made of clear plastic, 12" long and just over 1" diameter.

I bought one to try when they first came out, they are a bit bland though with them being smooth, it could do with some "rippling" on it to give you a bit more pleasure as they slide in and out but they are plenty long enough to hold and give yourself a good seeing too

Still plenty in stock when I went in today.

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By *r ScarletTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"I have 2 homemade dildoes look at my profile x"

Can't see any dildo's on your profile, all your photo's are private.

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By *ara de BumdiayMan
2 weeks ago

Staindrop,

It was having your trousers down not the time!

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By *niquehornMan
2 weeks ago

peterborough

Cucumber

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By *itom87Man
2 weeks ago

Wigan

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2 weeks ago

I love fucking my fleshlight and at the same time I love my prostate massaged.. so found a rake handle that had a nice grip on it .. the handle was broke so could place it behind me as I fucked the fleshlight and slid down on the handle with a condom on.. makes me cum so much each time

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By *wbtmMan
2 weeks ago

Sherborne

"I got chucked out of Tesco for taking to long choosing a cucumber "

Really

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By *egetiusMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds or York

"As mentioned, the B&M dog toys are brilliant with all the nobbles on. I copped off the end with the two balls and filed it smooth. I don't think you can get them now."

I can vouch for that. There are pics of mine in use on my profile.

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By *uriousjimMan
2 weeks ago

middleton

"As mentioned, the B&M dog toys are brilliant with all the nobbles on. I copped off the end with the two balls and filed it smooth. I don't think you can get them now.

I can vouch for that. There are pics of mine in use on my profile.

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cant see the pics

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By *yd111Man
2 weeks ago

crewkerne

Oh ive done a banana....i love eating them out of womans pussies too , they love it.

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By *egetiusMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds or York

"As mentioned, the B&M dog toys are brilliant with all the nobbles on. I copped off the end with the two balls and filed it smooth. I don't think you can get them now.

I can vouch for that. There are pics of mine in use on my profile.

cant see the pics"

It’s in my public pics (30 March 2023).

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By *aryb60Man
2 weeks ago

mossley

roll on deoderants are same shape as butt plugs . wife had thrown one out , I lubed it up and pushed it inside until it was entirely swallowed. then pushed it back out again.

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By *wbtmMan
2 weeks ago

Sherborne

I've been thinking of trying silicone that's gone hard in it's tube, when you take it out its quite flexible, but im concerned of any chemicals in it that might affect my insides.

Anyone ever tried this ??.

Xxx

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By *wbtmMan
2 weeks ago

Sherborne

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By *aryb60Man
2 weeks ago

mossley

I have also done the B&M dog toy.

Still prefer warm live cock

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By *onni3wMan
2 weeks ago

Warrington

Started with screwdriver handle moved on to sisters hairbrush then as I got older progressed to carrots and cucumbers

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By *ack_69erMan
2 weeks ago

Cottingham

I noticed last week that B&M had the Knobbly Dog toy back on sale.

You cannot go wrong with one of them.

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By *asil63Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Oh I remember bouncing on a space hopper like that.

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By *pthebum69Man
2 weeks ago

Staveley

Rolling pin

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By *ekyllChrisMan
2 weeks ago

Lincoln

Wooden rolling pin 😍😀

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By *oveitdeep9Man
2 weeks ago

Blackpool

Why the fuck dont you all just buy proper dildos,

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By *rucklover9Man
2 weeks ago

Kendal

Take some sandpaper to it

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By *amesjrMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Pringles tube, once you pop you can't stop

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By *otterdave1Man
2 weeks ago

Kidsgrove and surrounding.

I was once on a virgin train, and went to the toilet, the drop down disabled rail, was long, smooth and black with a lovely rounded end. guess where that went, a bit of spit for lube and I eased myself onto it. it was great.

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By *efflynneMan
2 weeks ago

telford

A lot of shower condensation wipers are shaped like a butt plug, they slide in nicely with a bit of soap

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By *ishMan
2 weeks ago

illogan

Eggplant delicious

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By *i_male_newbieMan
2 weeks ago

Burnley

I have to agree with the rolling pin and condom, slides in easier than imagined with KY but the best (after real feel silicone dildo) is a full cucumber. They are always tapered and you have your choice of shape/size when you shop. Roll on condom, I secure to bed frame with robe cord, lube up, get on hands and knees, and back onto it while watching porn on your laptop. Can only imagine a real cock could beat it.

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By *erso400Man
2 weeks ago

Stockport

Corgettes ... mmmmm

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By *o48Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

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By *o48Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Tried a couple ceramic eggs then went shopping hot no one knowing

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By *umlikerMan
2 weeks ago

Cottam

Tried a child's bubble wand this morning. About 3/4inch thick and roughly 8inches long. Not been fucked for a while so was a little sore to begin with, but within three or four minutes took the whole length. Only thing missing was girth, would have loved stretching out too.

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By *o48Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

"Started with screwdriver handle moved on to sisters hairbrush then as I got older progressed to carrots and cucumbers "
tried all these some screwdriver handles have good shapes

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By *o48Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

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By *o48Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Just relax and it will just pop out

I'd say that it's not a great idea to do."

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By *mewMan
2 weeks ago

brackley

Leaving the car door open and lights off, condom over the gearstick and stradding it.

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By *rucklover9Man
2 weeks ago

Kendal

Prefer the handbrake

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By *o48Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

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By *iffanyukTV/TS
1 week ago

Northallerton

I have an Aneros Prostate Massager.

They are not cheap, but well worth it.

The trick is to insert it 30 minutes before you play.

Sex and wanking are great with it in, i have had some mind blowing orgasms with it in.

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By *coobydoo1234Man
1 week ago

Manchester

You will have to provide a pic of that please x

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By *ack_69erMan
1 week ago

Cottingham

"I got one of those dog toys from B&M a while ago. It's a bit hard to get both nobbly bits of the end in, as a guy who hardly bottoms anymore. But fuck, once it's in, it's prostate heaven! going to have to look for one of these"

Just cut one of the ends off and sand it smooth and round, you then have a double ended "Dildo" and you can use either the double ended bobble or the single ended bobble.

It's what I did with mine and B&M have them in stock now as I saw them the other day

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By *coobydoo1234Man
1 week ago

Manchester

These are £2.50 each may as well buy 2 fir a fiver

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By *ollo007Man
1 week ago

Pontefract

For me the handle of the wives hairbrush and sometimes the freak in me looks through the loose carrots in Tesco to bring home and put in a lubed up condom haha.

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By *rucklover9Man
1 week ago

Kendal

I'll never grow out of stretching

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By *iffanyukTV/TS
7 days ago

Northallerton

i’ve sent you a photo

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By *oxandjocksMan
7 days ago

locke park bushes

Cricket bat handle lol

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By *K-NW-Bi-GuyMan
7 days ago

Kendal

A wooden broom handle, just round the end smooth, cut to length (i prefer standing length) condom an lube, then away u go 🙂

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By *IPMANMan
7 days ago

LONDON

And as the saying goes, you can sweep the floor at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
6 days ago

A hammer handle first I sucked it then eased it inch by inch every time it's a extacic feeling the claw n heads coldness all way in x

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By *ockzillaMan
5 days ago

Manchester

"What's the best homemade dildo "

Me um the best. Tie me tight and my cock will be used you your finished with me

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By *buse me 49Man
4 days ago

all over

I sometimes use the handle of my hammer

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By *aturebiguyMan
4 days ago

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a wash and brush up !

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