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By *ivahung OP Man
27 weeks ago

formby

What's the best homemade dildo

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By *u2usemeMan
27 weeks ago

hyde

Cucumber not really home made but still fun

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By *asssgeguy100Man
27 weeks ago

Blackpool

Carrots are fun too

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By *itherMan
27 weeks ago

Leeds

A nice courgette or cucumber hit the spot. Some shampoo or conditioner bottles fit nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Tool handles, screwdrivers you can start small and work your way up

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By *enry77Man
27 weeks ago

braemar

I made my own from a smooth tapered plastic handle. It fit perfectly. No lube needed

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By *enry77Man
27 weeks ago

braemar

For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth

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By *alwaysswallowMan
27 weeks ago

The great North West

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth "

And as they warm up the bend to the perfect angle too…

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By *nalarousalMan
27 weeks ago

Southport

Length of Insulation foam (1m)for lagging pipes, condom plus a bit of lube.

How far can you make it disappear?

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By *adBod1986Man
27 weeks ago

Cheshire

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth "

Work your way up to the 'two ronnies' once your hole stretches!

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By *adBod1986Man
27 weeks ago

Cheshire

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By *adBod1986Man
27 weeks ago

Cheshire

I got one of those dog toys from B&M a while ago. It's a bit hard to get both nobbly bits of the end in, as a guy who hardly bottoms anymore. But fuck, once it's in, it's prostate heaven!

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I got chucked out of Tesco for taking to long choosing a cucumber

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By *ihusband500Man
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

My go too has been screwdriver handles and carrots mainly

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By *S74Man
27 weeks ago

bury

I have one of those stainless steel thermos bottles- almost perfect size to stretch to

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By *eneral distanceMan
27 weeks ago

st helens

I’m a builder and have used my hod carriers shaft of his hod plenty of times, still get turned in seeing it and then all handling it after

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By *injaninjaMan
27 weeks ago

Wigan

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth

Work your way up to the 'two ronnies' once your hole stretches! "
that's made me giggle ...local hardware shop has four candles in the window ..funny hearing you get people ask why...says I am.blocked by you..something I said?

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By *erso400Man
27 weeks ago

Stockport

My hair brush handle XX

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By *injaninjaMan
27 weeks ago

Wigan

"My hair brush handle XX"

I used hair brush as a younger man

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"Length of Insulation foam (1m)for lagging pipes, condom plus a bit of lube.

How far can you make it disappear?"

Ooohhh must try this one

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By *erso400Man
27 weeks ago

Stockport

I remember my Wi Fit baseball bat too. So smooth. Took my breath away. Oh and courgettes. Mmmm

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By *ack_69erMan
27 weeks ago

Local

As mentioned, the B&M dog toys are brilliant with all the nobbles on. I copped off the end with the two balls and filed it smooth. I don't think you can get them now.

But, what I have found is good is the handle of my razor from Aldi's. They are only small and narrow, but with all the ridges on the handle and a varying thickness, they are bliss to just push in and out quick. To make it easier and safer to handle, I remove the blade. Ideal in the shower, quick lube up with shower gel and away you go, starts the day of perfect for bigger things, hopefully!!!

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By *nalplay7Man
27 weeks ago

PRESTON

Cricket bat!

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By *eadar123Man
27 weeks ago

dublin

I started with candles years ago.then small cucumber and then bigger cucumber.pick a size to suit yourself and work up

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By *S74Man
27 weeks ago

bury

Hair brush handles, screwdriver handles, and an Uhu glue stick in a condom. Also had a brass shell thing that gave me my first anal orgasm.

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By *way 888Man
27 weeks ago

oldham

A Claw Hammer

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By *wimbikerunMan
27 weeks ago

Blackpool/Preston

"Cricket bat!"

Which end?

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By *wimbikerunMan
27 weeks ago

Blackpool/Preston

"A Claw Hammer

Same question as the cricket bat.

Which end

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By *ark063Man
27 weeks ago

Halifax

I tried using the ceramic handle from a beer pump, the kind that dispence draught beer in pubs, but it was way too big for me. More practise needed I think!

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By *ara de BumdiayMan
26 weeks ago

staindrop

Which end?

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By *olefillaMan
26 weeks ago

Durham

A screwdriver handle. 2” thick and 5” long. Perfect fit without lube

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By *ember4uMan
26 weeks ago

alness

Softball bat is my favorite at the moment, measures 6" around but can only get it to go up me 7" as there's no give in it being solid wood. I've used an array of things in the past, just anything that looks vaguely like a cock or round and smooth. Try popping 5 goofballs up there and go for a walk, it's fun trying to keep that last one up there

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By *tick75Man
26 weeks ago

Leicester

Peeled route of ginger.

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By *ember4uMan
26 weeks ago

alness

"I got one of those dog toys from B&M a while ago. It's a bit hard to get both nobbly bits of the end in, as a guy who hardly bottoms anymore. But fuck, once it's in, it's prostate heaven! "
I agree 100% and still have one in my tool cupboard..

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By *tevezMan
26 weeks ago

stockport

Figging

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By *ornyguy911Man
26 weeks ago

harrogate

Was asked to use a plunger

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

No one said banana yet

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Not really home made but bed post or hammer handle worked for me even handle bars on bmx

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By *itom87Man
26 weeks ago

Wigan

Toilet brush (handle end)

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By *horleyguyMan
26 weeks ago

Chorley

Condom filled with water and placed in the freezer for 24 hours.

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By *atexfellaMan
26 weeks ago

Bolton

Metal bed post

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By *optobottomrctMan
26 weeks ago

Penygraig

"No one said banana yet

A bit too soft for anal penetration if pealed. I used to fuck my ex's cunt with a banana then eat it out of her covered in cunt juice.

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By *optobottomrctMan
26 weeks ago

Penygraig

I'm an advocate of carrots as you can buy a bag containing different sizes very cheaply and they can be easily trimmed to different sizes. But put them in condoms to make removal easier incase bits snap off.

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By *bearcalledbobMan
26 weeks ago

Birstall, West Yorkshire

The wooden handle of a toilet plunger. The plunger suction on the shower floor helps too.

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By *amera man 5Man
26 weeks ago

Huddersfield

I had two lesbian friends who told me that a black pudding, of a suitable girth, heated to body temperature in a microwave was the nearest thing to a cock they have found. Can be used as a double ended dildo too!

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By *hagmenowplsMan
25 weeks ago

Hereford

Think I will have to try the golf balls!

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By *hil96Man
25 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Use a pizza wheel now and again. Has a perfect girth and a pleasing curve.

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By *nmykneesagainMan
25 weeks ago

salford

Favourite is always a hairbrush handle, classic, from experimenting with sisters up to wifes

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By *wplaytimeMan
25 weeks ago

Cyprus/ Wirral

Lubed hairbrush handle works well

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By *ivahung OP Man
25 weeks ago

formby

Going to try a few of these

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By *acingfanMan
25 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth

Work your way up to the 'two ronnies' once your hole stretches! "
From four candles to fork handles.

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By *an in West DurhamMan
25 weeks ago

Crook

I concur with a razor handle, with the razor detached. A Gillette Fusion is ribbed at the end opposite the razor. It definitely gets to my prostate but haven't had long enough to orgasm with it yet.

Excellent suggestions from everybody x

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By *eversayNever200Man
25 weeks ago

Kendal

I’ve always been a big fan of courgettes and carrots as emergency dildos, but candles are super-versatile & if you can find time they can be warmed and moulded into a perfect shape. Just get bigger ones as you stretch your hole. X

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Cucumber

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By *ubsteffTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Toilet brush (handle end)

That was the very first thing I tried x

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By *ustychubb46ETV/TS
25 weeks ago

LONDON

Steel thermos with a rounded cup. Slip in my golden vibrator on full with a thin foam sleeve, screw cup back on, XXL condom and lube for a very thick 10 inch vibrating silver shell (not bullet)!

GOOD VIBRATIONS!

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By *omo-ErectusMan
25 weeks ago

Bolton

Policemans truncheon

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By *ub bottom 001Man
25 weeks ago

Warrington

I used candles when younger as they get warm they mold to you

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By *homson55Man
25 weeks ago

Bamber Bridge

Have used shaving can radox bottle and medium bottles and it was absolutely amazing

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By *leber77Man
25 weeks ago

Wakefield

When I was younger I used a hair brush handle

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By *octorMMan
24 weeks ago

London

Screwdriver handles are my fave

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By *enry77Man
24 weeks ago

braemar

Wife's electric toothbrush was a new experience

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By *orny boy1Man
24 weeks ago

Near Durham

"Wife's electric toothbrush was a new experience "

Especially when she brushed her teeth.......

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By *wogoodtobetrue2Man
24 weeks ago

North East

Electric toothbrush

Brush handles

Dildos

Toilet brush handle

Various tools

Many vegetables but cucumber and carrots best

But the best of all is a space hopper. One ear to hold onto and the other up your hole as you bounce!!!

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By *reakazoidMan
24 weeks ago

Leeds

Rolling pin

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By *enry77Man
24 weeks ago

braemar

"Wife's electric toothbrush was a new experience

Especially when she brushed her teeth......."

That was neighbours toothbrush when I looked after her house

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By *issy abdl CarlyTV/TS
24 weeks ago

buckshaw

"Electric toothbrush

Brush handles

Dildos

Toilet brush handle

Various tools

Many vegetables but cucumber and carrots best

But the best of all is a space hopper. One ear to hold onto and the other up your hole as you bounce!!!

Mr Hoppy

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By *ember4uMan
24 weeks ago

alness

Yes I've tried one of them, ears weren't big enough for me but it definitely was a lot of fun bouncing around the floor..;)

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By *976BeardedManMan
24 weeks ago

Essex / London

VIMTO candy spray plastic bottle available from any sweatshop. Trust me guys! Trust me

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By *llover4cockMan
24 weeks ago

Horsforth

Alternative title of this thread 'weirdest things removed from anus by A&E".

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By *ambonesMan
19 weeks ago

bognor

I've slipped a half bar of soap in my cunt a couple of weeks ago. I panicked a bit as had trouble trying to get it out my hole. Does any know what happens if you leave soap or golf balls in your arse. I would love to put stuff inside me for the whole day or two .

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By *s9slutMan
19 weeks ago

leeds

Boyfriend shaver

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By *oose1Man
19 weeks ago

doncaster

Marble rolling pin with a condom on it

Slides in easy

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By *loriaTV/TS
19 weeks ago

stoke

Be careful boys and gurls. We dont want any embarrassments . XX

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Anything bendy

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By *londebiguyMan
19 weeks ago

near Southport

"I've slipped a half bar of soap in my cunt a couple of weeks ago. I panicked a bit as had trouble trying to get it out my hole. Does any know what happens if you leave soap or golf balls in your arse. I would love to put stuff inside me for the whole day or two ."

I'd say that it's not a great idea to do.

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By *upertedMan
19 weeks ago

Nelson

I use a marrow or a squash. You'll never lose it in you, and provides the right amount of stretch!

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By *oxukerMan
19 weeks ago

ayr

Roll-on deoderants was my first

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By *ornyJamesMan
19 weeks ago

North Lanarkshire

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth "

Especially the ribbed ones

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By *ack_69erMan
19 weeks ago

Local

"Does any know what happens if you leave soap or golf balls in your arse"

Pop down to the nearest hospital and ask to see a surgeon, they would know the procedure on what happens when they have to surgically remove it for you.

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By *r ScarletTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Manchester

I think I started out as a kid with Drum sticks and sisters hair brush handles. Now the occasional hair brush handle is still employed, (not my sisters obviously

) and then back to the suction dildo. I may when I get the house alone go for the cucumber option..

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By *onstant.Man
19 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Love a nice fat carrot.

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By *coobydoo1234Man
19 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I have 2 homemade dildoes look at my profile x

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By *ack_69erMan
19 weeks ago

Local

Aldi's for about a couple of months or more have been selling a "Bubble Sword" for kids, 59p. Made of clear plastic, 12" long and just over 1" diameter.

I bought one to try when they first came out, they are a bit bland though with them being smooth, it could do with some "rippling" on it to give you a bit more pleasure as they slide in and out but they are plenty long enough to hold and give yourself a good seeing too

Still plenty in stock when I went in today.

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By *r ScarletTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Manchester

"I have 2 homemade dildoes look at my profile x"

Can't see any dildo's on your profile, all your photo's are private.

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By *ara de BumdiayMan
19 weeks ago

staindrop

It was having your trousers down not the time!

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By *niquehornMan
19 weeks ago

peterborough

Cucumber

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By *itom87Man
19 weeks ago

Wigan

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I love fucking my fleshlight and at the same time I love my prostate massaged.. so found a rake handle that had a nice grip on it .. the handle was broke so could place it behind me as I fucked the fleshlight and slid down on the handle with a condom on.. makes me cum so much each time

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By *wbtmMan
19 weeks ago

Sherborne

"I got chucked out of Tesco for taking to long choosing a cucumber "

Really

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By *egetiusMan
19 weeks ago

Peterborough

"As mentioned, the B&M dog toys are brilliant with all the nobbles on. I copped off the end with the two balls and filed it smooth. I don't think you can get them now."

I can vouch for that. There are pics of mine in use on my profile.

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By *uriousjimMan
19 weeks ago

middleton

"As mentioned, the B&M dog toys are brilliant with all the nobbles on. I copped off the end with the two balls and filed it smooth. I don't think you can get them now.

I can vouch for that. There are pics of mine in use on my profile.

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cant see the pics

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By *yd111Man
19 weeks ago

crewkerne

Oh ive done a banana....i love eating them out of womans pussies too , they love it.

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By *egetiusMan
19 weeks ago

Peterborough

"As mentioned, the B&M dog toys are brilliant with all the nobbles on. I copped off the end with the two balls and filed it smooth. I don't think you can get them now.

I can vouch for that. There are pics of mine in use on my profile.

cant see the pics"

It’s in my public pics (30 March 2023).

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By *aryb60Man
19 weeks ago

mossley

roll on deoderants are same shape as butt plugs . wife had thrown one out , I lubed it up and pushed it inside until it was entirely swallowed. then pushed it back out again.

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By *wbtmMan
19 weeks ago

Sherborne

I've been thinking of trying silicone that's gone hard in it's tube, when you take it out its quite flexible, but im concerned of any chemicals in it that might affect my insides.

Anyone ever tried this ??.

Xxx

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By *wbtmMan
19 weeks ago

Sherborne

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By *aryb60Man
19 weeks ago

mossley

I have also done the B&M dog toy.

Still prefer warm live cock

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By *onni3wMan
19 weeks ago

Warrington

Started with screwdriver handle moved on to sisters hairbrush then as I got older progressed to carrots and cucumbers

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By *ack_69erMan
19 weeks ago

Local

I noticed last week that B&M had the Knobbly Dog toy back on sale.

You cannot go wrong with one of them.

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By *asil63Man
19 weeks ago

Bristol

Oh I remember bouncing on a space hopper like that.

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By *pthebum69Man
19 weeks ago

Kendal

Rolling pin

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By *ekyllChrisMan
19 weeks ago

Lincoln

Wooden rolling pin 😍😀

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By *oveitdeep9Man
19 weeks ago

Blackpool

Why the fuck dont you all just buy proper dildos,

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Take some sandpaper to it

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By *amesjrMan
19 weeks ago

Leeds

Pringles tube, once you pop you can't stop

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By *otterdave1Man
19 weeks ago

Kidsgrove and surrounding.

I was once on a virgin train, and went to the toilet, the drop down disabled rail, was long, smooth and black with a lovely rounded end. guess where that went, a bit of spit for lube and I eased myself onto it. it was great.

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By *efflynneMan
19 weeks ago

telford

A lot of shower condensation wipers are shaped like a butt plug, they slide in nicely with a bit of soap

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By *ishMan
19 weeks ago

illogan

Eggplant delicious

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By *i_male_newbieMan
19 weeks ago

Burnley

I have to agree with the rolling pin and condom, slides in easier than imagined with KY but the best (after real feel silicone dildo) is a full cucumber. They are always tapered and you have your choice of shape/size when you shop. Roll on condom, I secure to bed frame with robe cord, lube up, get on hands and knees, and back onto it while watching porn on your laptop. Can only imagine a real cock could beat it.

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By *erso400Man
19 weeks ago

Stockport

Corgettes ... mmmmm

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By *o48Man
19 weeks ago

Gateshead

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By *o48Man
19 weeks ago

Gateshead

Tried a couple ceramic eggs then went shopping hot no one knowing

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By *umlikerMan
19 weeks ago

Cottam

Tried a child's bubble wand this morning. About 3/4inch thick and roughly 8inches long. Not been fucked for a while so was a little sore to begin with, but within three or four minutes took the whole length. Only thing missing was girth, would have loved stretching out too.

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By *o48Man
19 weeks ago

Gateshead

"Started with screwdriver handle moved on to sisters hairbrush then as I got older progressed to carrots and cucumbers "
tried all these some screwdriver handles have good shapes

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By *o48Man
19 weeks ago

Gateshead

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By *o48Man
19 weeks ago

Gateshead

Just relax and it will just pop out

I'd say that it's not a great idea to do."

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By *mewMan
19 weeks ago

brackley

Leaving the car door open and lights off, condom over the gearstick and stradding it.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Prefer the handbrake

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By *o48Man
19 weeks ago

Gateshead

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By *iffanyukTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Northallerton

I have an Aneros Prostate Massager.

They are not cheap, but well worth it.

The trick is to insert it 30 minutes before you play.

Sex and wanking are great with it in, i have had some mind blowing orgasms with it in.

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By *coobydoo1234Man
18 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

You will have to provide a pic of that please x

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By *ack_69erMan
18 weeks ago

Local

"I got one of those dog toys from B&M a while ago. It's a bit hard to get both nobbly bits of the end in, as a guy who hardly bottoms anymore. But fuck, once it's in, it's prostate heaven! going to have to look for one of these"

Just cut one of the ends off and sand it smooth and round, you then have a double ended "Dildo" and you can use either the double ended bobble or the single ended bobble.

It's what I did with mine and B&M have them in stock now as I saw them the other day

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By *coobydoo1234Man
18 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

These are £2.50 each may as well buy 2 fir a fiver

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By *ollo007Man
18 weeks ago

Pontefract

For me the handle of the wives hairbrush and sometimes the freak in me looks through the loose carrots in Tesco to bring home and put in a lubed up condom haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I'll never grow out of stretching

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By *iffanyukTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Northallerton

i’ve sent you a photo

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By *oxandjocksMan
18 weeks ago

locke park bushes

Cricket bat handle lol

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By *K-NW-Bi-GuyMan
18 weeks ago

Kendal

A wooden broom handle, just round the end smooth, cut to length (i prefer standing length) condom an lube, then away u go 🙂

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By *IPMANMan
18 weeks ago

LONDON WEST

And as the saying goes, you can sweep the floor at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

A hammer handle first I sucked it then eased it inch by inch every time it's a extacic feeling the claw n heads coldness all way in x

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By *ockzillaMan
17 weeks ago

Manchester

"What's the best homemade dildo "

Me um the best. Tie me tight and my cock will be used you your finished with me

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I sometimes use the handle of my hammer

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By *aturebiguyMan
17 weeks ago

bury

a wash and brush up !

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By *elenaCDTV/TS
5 weeks ago

In the sticks Somerset

Nice thick carrot carved to shape, microwave it until it's warm and just starting to go soft. Perfect!

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By *antylover4funMan
5 weeks ago

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Cucumbers, from the green house always hit the spot for us

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By *imbucktooMan
5 weeks ago

Altrincham

Yes carrots have always been my go to

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By *u2usemeMan
5 weeks ago

hyde

Screwdriver handle carrots beer bottle eventually cucumber to stretch me

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By *tephanie SomtimesTV/TS
5 weeks ago

South Derbyshire

I started with the rubber handle on an old Hoover vacuum cleaner and the handle on a pair of shears.

I noticed Morrisons were selling a set of plastic skittles, they caught my eye but they are a bit crudely made.

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By *alking HeadMan
5 weeks ago

Bolton

XL Kong dog toy. That's big!!! But a lot of dog toys are perfect for it.

Pom pomegranate juice bottle. Which size is up to you.

Wifes Agent Provocateur perfume bottle.

Courgettes, Aubergines, small end of a butternut squash.

I keep my real toys at my mates house.

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By *itom87Man
5 weeks ago

Wigan

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By *aryb60Man
3 weeks ago

mossley

Some of the roll on deodorant things make great butt plugs. I erm have a friend who has tried them 😳

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By *orwdMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield

Courgette

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By *cottbondMan
3 weeks ago

Cramlington

Rubber handle on my garden hoe… just the size up my hole as I fuck my fleshlight and it’s rubbing on my prostate… make me cum loads

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By *ike21TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Fareham

Cucumber

Carrots

Hair brush handle of wife’s

Deodorant can make sure lid is off

Courgette

Banana s

Fingers

Wine bottle carefully

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By *pollodudeMan
3 weeks ago

co durham

A finger could work lol

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By *976BeardedManMan
2 weeks ago

Essex / London

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By *976BeardedManMan
2 weeks ago

Essex / London

When I lived at home I used to ride the end of my metal bedpost. It was sensationally positioned. Some may say that the shape and the height so perfectly designed that it was deliberate. Let me tell you something the carpet around that bed frame was seriously spunk stained soo badly.

Message me id love to tell you more

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Currently sat on my wife’s dildo playing if anyone wants to listen or join

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By *haneportsMan
2 weeks ago

portsmouth

"Oh ive done a banana....i love eating them out of womans pussies too , they love it."

I've done this a couple of times over the years with open minded girlfriends. Spray cream too & in a shower.

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By *leancut01Man
2 weeks ago

preston

Carrots mostly, although when wife is away I use her toys

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By *976BeardedManMan
2 weeks ago

Essex / London

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By *iker888Man
2 weeks ago

derbyshire

Used loads of things, fave was screwdriver handle I clamped the tool in a workmate and could ride it hands free to wank at same time mmmmm

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By *ilf60Man
2 weeks ago

Okehampton

"Some of the roll on deodorant things make great butt plugs. I erm have a friend who has tried them 😳 "
makes you smell nice too

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By *orcester GuyMan
2 weeks ago

Worcestershire North

Maltesers

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By *irtyfacesMan
2 weeks ago

near

Made my own

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By *aucey04TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bletchingley

I found that a white wine bottle, having a nice progressive taper, works quite nicely

However

I have to confess that my hungry pussy says that it is no substitute for a real live dribblin COCK

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By *inkycokMan
2 weeks ago

Walkden

I like the bubble wand best it's quite long mmmmm

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By *976BeardedManMan
1 week ago

Essex / London

Message me id love to tell you more

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By *0skidMan
1 week ago

Stockton

I used the handle too bit it's the vibrating type

Also tool handles

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By *976BeardedManMan
6 days ago

Essex / London

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By *ndrewdavid101Man
6 days ago

Manchester

"I tried using the ceramic handle from a beer pump, the kind that dispence draught beer in pubs, but it was way too big for me. More practise needed I think!"
I tried that once and fell off the bar

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By *ekyllChrisMan
6 days ago

Lincoln

Old fashion wooden rolling pin, the ones with like a ball handle in the ends, they feel like a butt plug then you can try to open up for the main part

Many years ago I could take it, not sure about now

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By *muse boucheMan
6 days ago

London

A pineapple, leaf end first.

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By *976BeardedManMan
3 days ago

Essex / London

Message me id love to tell you more

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By *wimbikerunMan
3 days ago

Blackpool/Preston

"When I lived at home I used to ride the end of my metal bedpost. It was sensationally positioned. Some may say that the shape and the height so perfectly designed that it was deliberate. Let me tell you something the carpet around that bed frame was seriously spunk stained soo badly.

Message me id love to tell you more"

Yes, we know.

Stop spamming the thread with the same message. We can all read!

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