FabGuys.com forum: Best homemade dildo

By *ivahung OP Man
2 weeks ago

formby

What's the best homemade dildo

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By *u2usemeMan
2 weeks ago

hyde

Cucumber not really home made but still fun

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By *asssgeguy100Man
2 weeks ago

Blackpool

Carrots are fun too

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By *itherMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

A nice courgette or cucumber hit the spot. Some shampoo or conditioner bottles fit nicely.

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By *antasistMan
2 weeks ago

Nowhere

Tool handles, screwdrivers you can start small and work your way up

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By *enry77Man
2 weeks ago

firth of clyde

I made my own from a smooth tapered plastic handle. It fit perfectly. No lube needed

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By *enry77Man
2 weeks ago

firth of clyde

For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth

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By *alwaysswallowMan
2 weeks ago

The great North West

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth "

And as they warm up the bend to the perfect angle too…

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By *nalarousalMan
2 weeks ago

Southport

Length of Insulation foam (1m)for lagging pipes, condom plus a bit of lube.

How far can you make it disappear?

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By *adBod1986Man
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth "

Work your way up to the 'two ronnies' once your hole stretches!

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By *adBod1986Man
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

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By *adBod1986Man
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

I got one of those dog toys from B&M a while ago. It's a bit hard to get both nobbly bits of the end in, as a guy who hardly bottoms anymore. But fuck, once it's in, it's prostate heaven!

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By *rucklover9Man
2 weeks ago

Kendal

I got chucked out of Tesco for taking to long choosing a cucumber

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By *ihusband500Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

My go too has been screwdriver handles and carrots mainly

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By *S74Man
2 weeks ago

bury

I have one of those stainless steel thermos bottles- almost perfect size to stretch to

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By *eneral distanceMan
2 weeks ago

st helens

I’m a builder and have used my hod carriers shaft of his hod plenty of times, still get turned in seeing it and then all handling it after

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By *AM2214Man
2 weeks ago

Central Lakes

"For us guys with a tight little bum hole I can recommend those long dinner table candles. They're thin long and silky smooth

Work your way up to the 'two ronnies' once your hole stretches! "
that's made me giggle ...local hardware shop has four candles in the window ..funny hearing you get people ask why...says I am.blocked by you..something I said?

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By *erso400Man
2 weeks ago

Stockport

My hair brush handle XX

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By *AM2214Man
2 weeks ago

Central Lakes

"My hair brush handle XX"

I used hair brush as a younger man

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By *uckymanMan
2 weeks ago

tameside

"Length of Insulation foam (1m)for lagging pipes, condom plus a bit of lube.

How far can you make it disappear?"

Ooohhh must try this one

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By *erso400Man
2 weeks ago

Stockport

I remember my Wi Fit baseball bat too. So smooth. Took my breath away. Oh and courgettes. Mmmm

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By *ack_69erMan
2 weeks ago

Beverley

As mentioned, the B&M dog toys are brilliant with all the nobbles on. I copped off the end with the two balls and filed it smooth. I don't think you can get them now.

But, what I have found is good is the handle of my razor from Aldi's. They are only small and narrow, but with all the ridges on the handle and a varying thickness, they are bliss to just push in and out quick. To make it easier and safer to handle, I remove the blade. Ideal in the shower, quick lube up with shower gel and away you go, starts the day of perfect for bigger things, hopefully!!!

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By *nalplay7Man
2 weeks ago

PRESTON

Cricket bat!

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By *eadar123Man
2 weeks ago

dublin

I started with candles years ago.then small cucumber and then bigger cucumber.pick a size to suit yourself and work up

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By *S74Man
2 weeks ago

bury

Hair brush handles, screwdriver handles, and an Uhu glue stick in a condom. Also had a brass shell thing that gave me my first anal orgasm.

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By *way 888Man
2 weeks ago

oldham

A Claw Hammer

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By *wimbikerunMan
2 weeks ago

Blackpool/Preston

"Cricket bat!"

Which end?

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By *wimbikerunMan
2 weeks ago

Blackpool/Preston

"A Claw Hammer

Same question as the cricket bat.

Which end

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By *ark063Man
2 weeks ago

Halifax

I tried using the ceramic handle from a beer pump, the kind that dispence draught beer in pubs, but it was way too big for me. More practise needed I think!

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By *ara de BumdiayMan
7 days ago

Staindrop,

Which end?

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By *olefillaMan
7 days ago

Durham

A screwdriver handle. 2” thick and 5” long. Perfect fit without lube

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By *ember4uMan
7 days ago

alness

Softball bat is my favorite at the moment, measures 6" around but can only get it to go up me 7" as there's no give in it being solid wood. I've used an array of things in the past, just anything that looks vaguely like a cock or round and smooth. Try popping 5 goofballs up there and go for a walk, it's fun trying to keep that last one up there

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By *tick75Man
7 days ago

Leicester

Peeled route of ginger.

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By *ember4uMan
7 days ago

alness

"I got one of those dog toys from B&M a while ago. It's a bit hard to get both nobbly bits of the end in, as a guy who hardly bottoms anymore. But fuck, once it's in, it's prostate heaven! "
I agree 100% and still have one in my tool cupboard..

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By *tevezMan
7 days ago

stockport

Figging

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By *ornyguy911Man
7 days ago

harrogate

Was asked to use a plunger

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By *ames76Man
6 days ago

Darlington

No one said banana yet

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By *omo2018Man
6 days ago

liverpool

Cucumber

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By *ockhungrydad42Man
6 days ago

tamworth

Not really home made but bed post or hammer handle worked for me even handle bars on bmx

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By *itom87Man
6 days ago

Wigan

Toilet brush (handle end)

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By *horleyguyMan
6 days ago

Chorley

Condom filled with water and placed in the freezer for 24 hours.

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By *atexfellaMan
6 days ago

Bolton

Metal bed post

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By *optobottomrctMan
6 days ago

Penygraig

"No one said banana yet

A bit too soft for anal penetration if pealed. I used to fuck my ex's cunt with a banana then eat it out of her covered in cunt juice.

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By *optobottomrctMan
6 days ago

Penygraig

I'm an advocate of carrots as you can buy a bag containing different sizes very cheaply and they can be easily trimmed to different sizes. But put them in condoms to make removal easier incase bits snap off.

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By *bearcalledbobMan
6 days ago

Birstall, West Yorkshire

The wooden handle of a toilet plunger. The plunger suction on the shower floor helps too.

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By *amera man 5Man
6 days ago

Huddersfield

I had two lesbian friends who told me that a black pudding, of a suitable girth, heated to body temperature in a microwave was the nearest thing to a cock they have found. Can be used as a double ended dildo too!

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