FabGuys.com forum: West Cumbria - 2 things you won't find here!

By *umbriaBJFun OP Man
3 weeks ago

Near Whitehaven

1. A cock to suck

2. A Pizza Hut.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Well mine was there on Saturday and I couldn't find a mouth to put it in

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By *athhouse adventurerMan
3 weeks ago

Burnley

Or a stuffed crusty arsehole!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I've found no.1 few times, although don't get over as much as I used to, but can't say I've ever looked for a pizza hut

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By *ike921Man
3 weeks ago

West Cumberland

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1. Founded one this morning and the pleasure was mutual.

2. Thank God. I make a better pizza than you'll ever get in pizza hut.

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By *ike921Man
3 weeks ago

West Cumberland

That should read found not founded. I don't think we've founded, or should that be foundered anything here for quite a while, not since they closed the steel works

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By *obbie27Man
3 weeks ago

Egremont

"Well mine was there on Saturday and I couldn't find a mouth to put it in"

Mine is always free

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By *0yguyMan
3 weeks ago

Cumberland

There is cock to be found in West Cumbria if you know where to look, but they’re few and far between. As for pizza, why would you want that when there’s plenty of Cumberland sausage to be had? That’s not a euphemism.

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By *izzer69Man
3 weeks ago

Maryport

Mines usually available 😁

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By *orthernmanMan
3 weeks ago

egremont

It usually pretty good

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By *intoniousMan
3 weeks ago

maryport

I’m always ready for someone to show me their oral skills!! Had a look at your profile but I’m out of your age range - your missing a trick 😉

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By *andypg23Man
3 weeks ago

Witral

I need to look harder when I visit next as so far haven’t seen any

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By *umbriaBJFun OP Man
3 weeks ago

Near Whitehaven

There's a domino's but I'm not paying their prices!

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By *eepeter4Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

West Cumberland as just discovered the internet so wait and see

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By *igrandadMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

You are only 40 miles from 1 and it can't fail to meet up

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