FabGuys.com forum: Lame excuses

By *heerNylonz OP Man
7 weeks ago

Lancaster

Lets all share some of the lame excuses used by people that have stood you up. Im sure we've all been there atleast once or twice lol

Ive had some " classics" like...Cant find your home , to my car wont start...or the ever faithful " i fell asleep" haha. Things happen and its life but some of the excuses ive heard are " Oscar" nomination worthy

Latest one, after 2 hours of arranging and texting....Its too cold for me to travel.

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By *ub slut SueTV/TS
7 weeks ago

penrith

“Couldn’t contact you as I left my phone in the digger at work and it was returned to the hire company…”

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By *ovice 1TV/TS
7 weeks ago

sheffield

After driving for an hour n half stuck behind 2 fuckin lorry s arrived 20 mins late ,to be told your to late I've got other things on even though I kept him updated fuckin fuming

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By *ossleyChatMan
7 weeks ago

Mossley

Oh dear. At least these are excuses. It’s when you drive there, they tell you where to park, and then nothing.

Best recent one - ‘Can’t meet. Starting therapy!’ Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Travelled 45 minutes to meet a guy thrn he told me his car battery was flat yet i had phoned him at thr agreed meeting point.

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By *ubJaxMan
7 weeks ago

preston

Happened to me drive 40 mins and he was like is that you parked there I’m walking to you now 20 mins I sat there and nothing so said right I’m off and he was like no I am on my way 10 mins never appeared so left

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By *oungWantedMan
7 weeks ago

Newcastle, Throckley

The big 5

Car trouble

Called into work

Wife came home early

Unexpected visit from relatives

Family emergency

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By *heerNylonz OP Man
7 weeks ago

Lancaster

"“Couldn’t contact you as I left my phone in the digger at work and it was returned to the hire company…”"
....Haha

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By *heerNylonz OP Man
7 weeks ago

Lancaster

"Oh dear. At least these are excuses. It’s when you drive there, they tell you where to park, and then nothing.

Best recent one - ‘Can’t meet. Starting therapy!’ Haha "
....Haha , they sound like they need " therapy" too

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By *ottom_4_useMan
7 weeks ago

Ossett

I'm sure most people realise that a lot of site users are on here for a wank, they get turned on by the chat, wank off and then the desire goes away. I've often thought that this group should embrace that more and members should be able to identify as 'chatters' that way everyone knows what they are doing.

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By *arlisle Solid 4 UMan
7 weeks ago

Carlisle

You get excuses?! I usually just get blanked 😭 lol

"The big 5

Car trouble

Called into work

Wife came home early

Unexpected visit from relatives

Family emergency"

Legit broke down one night, actually sent time stamped pics of the dash warnings and fault codes, still got blanked afterwards 😂

"I'm sure most people realise that a lot of site users are on here for a wank, they get turned on by the chat, wank off and then the desire goes away. I've often thought that this group should embrace that more and members should be able to identify as 'chatters' that way everyone knows what they are doing."

Not a bad idea, literally put on my profile, only need to say if people just wanna horny chat n wank, don't need to pretend to wanna meet... Still do 🤦‍♂️😂

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By *eep throat xxxMan
7 weeks ago

Cheshire

Said he had to do the School Run...

It was Bank Holiday Monday 🤦‍♂️

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By *aazaaMan
7 weeks ago

Hyndburn

The people with the excuses are they verified profiles?..

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By *ella321TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

"Lets all share some of the lame excuses used by people that have stood you up. Im sure we've all been there atleast once or twice lol

Latest one, after 2 hours of arranging and texting....Its too cold for me to travel.

Must be mad!who wouldn't go out in the cold to a lovely smooth cock and balls! Not to mention your smooth stocking legs!!

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By *ork all overMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds

I have had "my cat is stuck in the cat flap" and "sorry I put a wash on and it's still on the spin cycle".

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By *iftyTodMan
3 weeks ago

Chester

Or you get to agreed place & then they vanish from your app after you’ve told them you are there 😤 One time they asked for a photo to confirm it & then vanished.!

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By *ighthole69Man
3 weeks ago

SPALDING

Wife has taken car keys. 🚙

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

“The wife’s friend has Covid” Sent to me as he was driving past me in his van.

I try my best to turn up. Being married can make it difficult but I try my damnedest

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By *ollywellMan
3 weeks ago

gateshead

Now that could be a ligit excuse wife come home early. Because half or more people on here are married

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By *ldderMan
3 weeks ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks

Lost his car keys

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