FabGuys.com forum: Abandoned Dildo

By *oungWanted OP Man
4 weeks ago

Newcastle, Throckley

So, I'm walking back to my car parked on Dunn St in Newcastle when I notice something odd hanging in the tree branches

Lo and behold, a Kinx strap on vibrating dildo

Took it home, cleaned and dried, batteries in and voila, 7½ X 2 of vibrating pink cock

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By *ol76Man
4 weeks ago

GOOLE

Great recycling greta would be proud

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By *annyT1966Man
4 weeks ago

Durham

It would have been an interesting episode of The Wombles when they found an abandoned dildo on Wimbledon common!

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By *yzantineMan
4 weeks ago

Offshore now, ignore pistcode

I took my son for a weekend to the London museums and stayed at tge Hyde Park Hilton. He pulled a lubed dido out of the shower asking what it was. Fortunately it was in a carrier bag. Sometimes these little games should be kept discreet as real life is the real stuff that has consequences.

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By *usan 749ukTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bangor

I found one years ago when I was out walking the dog. Abandoned on a park bench in a plastic bag with a pair of stockings 💋

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"So, I'm walking back to my car parked on Dunn St in Newcastle when I notice something odd hanging in the tree branches

Lo and behold, a Kinx strap on vibrating dildo

Took it home, cleaned and dried, batteries in and voila, 7½ X 2 of vibrating pink cock

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not sure id be using it though

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By *igh Peak 1971Man
4 weeks ago

Buxton

In my last job as housekeeper in a hotel. We would find a few the day after Valentine's day. We kept them for 3 months in lost property just incase .

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Many years ago on a Walking Group Christmas Walk/Meal, many of them in their 60's and 70's. We were tasked with having a whipround to raise £5. It was worth it to see the waitresses face. Clearing the plates, someone was "agitating their pint" with one of the old fashioned white vibrators.

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By *londebiguyMan
3 weeks ago

near Southport

"So, I'm walking back to my car parked on Dunn St in Newcastle when I notice something odd hanging in the tree branches

Lo and behold, a Kinx strap on vibrating dildo

Took it home, cleaned and dried, batteries in and voila, 7½ X 2 of vibrating pink cock

not sure id be using it though

They said that they cleaned it

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By *luvnylonstockingsTV/TS
3 weeks ago

southsea

Last year i looked out my flat window and saw something a bit strange on the wall ,which is on a main rd .

Went out and investigated ,it was one of those tentical dildos with smooth oneside and sucker types on the other ,pink ,12 inches and 2.5 inches wide at the base .

Took it ,washed it ,used it for 12 months ,then got bored of it so threw it away .

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"So, I'm walking back to my car parked on Dunn St in Newcastle when I notice something odd hanging in the tree branches

Lo and behold, a Kinx strap on vibrating dildo

Took it home, cleaned and dried, batteries in and voila, 7½ X 2 of vibrating pink cock

not sure id be using it though

They said that they cleaned it "
thats like washing a condom out and usong it again

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By *londebiguyMan
3 weeks ago

near Southport

"So, I'm walking back to my car parked on Dunn St in Newcastle when I notice something odd hanging in the tree branches

Lo and behold, a Kinx strap on vibrating dildo

Took it home, cleaned and dried, batteries in and voila, 7½ X 2 of vibrating pink cock

not sure id be using it though

They said that they cleaned it thats like washing a condom out and usong it again

No it isn't.

You don't throw kitchen utensils or crockery away,you wash them.

You don't worry about putting a cock in your mouth or rimming.

How ridiculous.

Washing or disinfecting will be just fine for it.

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By *lastactionheroMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

"In my last job as housekeeper in a hotel. We would find a few the day after Valentine's day. We kept them for 3 months in lost property just incase .

Did anyone every come back to claim them?

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By *harrc37Man
3 weeks ago

Northwich

There was by the roadside a dildo seemimgly stuck on to the kerbstone on the A616 between Langstone and Stocksbridge. I saw it twice on a drive over the Woodhead pass one day this summer from Cheshire over to North Lincolnshire. Good job I wasn't driving, lol and my F partner didn't see it so had a jolly good chuckle to myself. The next time we drove past it had gone

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By *ancsbtmMan
3 weeks ago

West Lancashire

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By *ancsbtmMan
3 weeks ago

West Lancashire

"He pulled a lubed dido out of the shower asking what it was. "

I wondered what had happened to her.

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By *ore Than Curious300Man
3 weeks ago

Left my fleshlight in a Travelodge in London. Washed it after using it the night before, left it on the shelf above the sink to dry and forgot all about it.

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