Please, please, please don’t message without a face photo. I am not interested in outing anyone and, to be honest, asking me what I’m into or if i have any more photos from a blank or headless profile makes the whole experience of this ireally tedious. If there’s no face photo there’s no point.
Anyway, I live in Manchester (full time) and Northern Ireland (where I’m from and visit once a month).
First of all, please don’t message me if you have nothing about you or just say “meet” “fuck” “fun” or “nice”. Those messages bore the liver out of me and how do you reply to things like that. I’m hardly going to sleep with you based on your conversation skills.
I am not into random, soulless, useless fumbles. Never have been or will be. A Friend With Benefits is the ideal scenario.
However, I'd like a man who can make me laugh, one I can trust & someone who, you know, really turns me on! It's important though that these 3 guys don't know each other. ;)-
I'm 51, a bottom, own car, teeth, hair, hips and flat. Originally from Northern Ireland but have been here in Manchester for a long time.
Not looking for fantasists, timewasters, picture hunters or TV/CD (no offence, I respect your choices but it's just not my thing).
I also know I'm not everyone's type and I won't be offended if I'm not yours. Just as you shouldn't be offended if you're not my type but that also doesn’t give you the right to insult me by saying I should be on the undateables :)
The first hint of being dicked about and you don't get a second chance.
I might be single and 51 but I'm far from desperate. Believe me, my hand is much better than shite sex.
If you just want to chat, that’s great, just be able to maintain a conversation. If you want to collect photos to get off, you can move along.
I’ll be more than happy to provide them if you want to catfish your next victim but they might be disappointed when you turn up and the butt isn’t as perky as the picture you send might suggest.
Apart from that rant, making me sound like a bad tempered middle aged man, I'm quite friendly and usually even more hilarious under the influence of drink.
Oh, and finally, I'm not here to out anyone, so a photo with your message would be appreciated. I won't tell your "wife". That is if anyone actually has one on here. :)
If you do have one, don't bring her home a dose. A dripping flange is a great way of being outed pretty sharpish. So you won’t need me to do it for you ;)
