FabGuys.com: D (37) , Man in Tunbridge Wells, South East, UK

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Me: White, mostly English (38 percent Iberian apparently), 5’7”, 32” waist, 82kg, green eyes, short brown hair, masculine, honest and reliable. I work in London and live alone in Kent. I can drive, but don’t have a car. Non-smoker (but fine if you are).

Yes, please: Reliable, honest, grounded, masculine, well mannered, low maintenance next-door types. Drinks and dinner are all good - if anything more comes out of it, great. Age wise: 21-45.

No, thanks: The self-absorbed, Guardian readers, the deranged/delusional, ridiculous Insta-grinners, antisemites/anti-Zionists, the massively overweight and CDs/TVs (I use Apple Music and have a 65inch Samsung at home).

Also: Don’t ask for naked pictures (I don’t have any), no drug users or the unwashed. One more thing, if I need to wipe my feet on the way OUT of your home, I’m not visiting :)

Tip when putting your profile together: discrete vs discreet:

Discrete means “individually separate or distinct” - example: plans are being considered by local bus companies to have discrete areas on their upper decks with “douching-stations” so that men can arrive at their destinations with enhanced confidence prior to meeting their dates.

Discreet means “careful and prudent in one's speech or actions, especially in order to keep something confidential or to avoid embarrassment” - example: a burly six-foot six trucker with sailor tattoos did his weekly shop at Waitrose wearing a pair of court shoes and a floral summer dress - he was so discreet, he was convinced no one had clocked him.

Thanks :)

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