About me:
Im a bi guy who leans more towards guys.
* Straight in the streets, gay in the sheets *
Decent lad, strong 8.5/10 looking for fun and see what happens from there…..
Some of the main points (the nitty gritty):
* Having a facepic or any pics on your profile is a must, I’m not fucking a complete stranger and not showing any pictures at any point isn’t going to get you very far.
* I’m here for the naked good times, maybe something more with the right person but for now, I just wanna get naked with u and have some fun.
* I have a very high sex drive, one guy compared me to the Duracell bunny…..
* I’m not on here for endless chat for weeks with you if nothing is going to happen, don’t string me along
* I’m more fun than your ex
* I certainly DO NOT want to sniff your wife’s/girlfriends knickers so u can get that idea out your head
* My dick is great but it’s not going to work if you are in the other side of the country, please don’t bother.
* Having BO is not a masculine smell so please show me you can look after yourself. It can’t be difficult to have a good spray of Lynx Africa can it? If the upstairs department isn’t being looked after, what condition is the downstairs department going to be like?
* I have a very good sense of bullshit and can tell the absolute time wasters (the window shoppers with all show and no go) so DO NOT contact me if you aren’t looking to possibly arrange something.
* Please have a decent tool to do the job. If your dick looks either like a baked bean in a roll neck jumper or a newly born sparrow in a nest it’s probably not going to work for me. A guy wants something to enjoy doesn’t he?
* Love it when your ankles are over my shoulders……
* I’m not on here for Penpals
* Don’t confuse my confidence with arrogance
* I’m not into guys with a thing for ladies underwear at all - major turn off
* I’m vers and been told I’m very good at both (if that helps) I definitely give as good as I get.
* I’ve got an absolute weapon between my legs
* I just like a down to earth lads lad if that makes sense?
* I’m a London lad with a Kent charm
* Love the look of a scally lad or guy next door type.
* I’m a discreet and respectful guy - not out. If that’s an issue for you please move on but I manage it just fine.
* Would ideally love to have a regular thing with a decent honest lad and see where it goes
* Make the effort, I’m not going to do all the chasing
* I’m up for a 3some or group thing if it happens and can be arranged
* Into ? No fucking chance.
* I like affection, I really like all the kissing, cuddling and spooning and do enjoy the fun especially the more intimate stuff.
* Most importantly I like chilled people who know what they enjoy and aren’t going to change their minds last minute and end up wasting a day.
* Definitely into lads that wear grey trackies and trainers
* Let’s keep this on here between us
* Please only message if you are genuine and aren’t going to mess about
* I’m happy for ‘one offs’ but to have someone where we can arrange regular fun and less use of this site would be great.
* Top or bottom, I love it both
* I’ve been told I’m a lovely guy and have that little extra which feels more intimate. I’m not a Jack hammer and prefer the passionate side.
* Just be real, upfront and honest. I’ll go with the flow, no expectations.
* Yes I really do moan with pleasure
* Yes I’m up for quick meets but also love a long sweaty session. If u don’t have the time to have a half decent conversation please don’t bother. if I don’t message back don’t take offence I’m simply not interested
* Yes I am filth in bed
* I’m more than happy to do a dirty hotel meet
* I’m more than happy to spend the night with notice if we get along and your well prepared.
* I’ve got a Clean bill of health
Medium butterfly chicken with spicy rice…….
