FabGuys.com: Alan (69) , Man in Portland. Washington area, West Midlands, UK

UPDATE:

To be honest lm fed up of idiots that waste peoples time.

From now on if you do l will start Naming you. It's your fault a lot of honest guys are leaving this and other sites.

So don't bother trying to arrange a meeting knowing to you it's a game.

Plus l am blocking guys who are here just for Oral-wanking-CD/TV and Bottom s.

I have nothing against you as a person or what your looking to do each to their own.

It's not what lm here for. I am a BOTTOM. A good one at that!

One more thing.... Why are so many guys up their own arses? We are here to have fun! Do you honestly think your going to meet your perfect lifelong match and live happily ever after in a cottage with white picket fence with 2 small dogs called big and dick!

RANT OVER......

I'm your average 70-year-old gay male. However, inside my head lm still 50!

Not looking for a relationship just looking to have some fun and enjoy being naked with another man and get all hot and sweaty.

l am in a Triad relationship so that's covered full time.

Sorry but not into TV's - Cross Dressers - women's clothing - Bottoms (reason why lm a Bottom so it's not going to work).

Please respect my choices and l will respect yours.

WHO I AM.......

I like to get naked and explore a man's body with my hands and mouth. Enjoy giving head and rimming a freshly clean arse.

If you want to know what l enjoy sexually then get to know me. However please don't come in with

'What U into'.

Plus, one-word replies will be ignored as it's just plain rude l don't care if we have been chatting for months. There will be no reply.

Don't meet anyone without seeing a face pictures. That's a Biggie for me as l could be letting you in to my home

Tested January 25 2025

On Prep so tested for STD every time l get a new supply.

I won't waste your time so please don't waste mine.

Good kissers get to the top of my wish list. Please don't ask me to fuck you as l don't l'm a hard working aggressive/tender bottom.

If your bi and want to explore how great it can be when you're with a man, then ask me if l can help you.

However, lm not going to blow you or jerk you off. You have to be just as involved and enjoy the experience.

== Results from bdsmtest.org: ==

100% Vanilla

90% Non-monogamist

69% Voyeur

62% Submissive

60% Experimentalist

57% Exhibitionist

52% Dominant

25% Switch

13% Rigger

9% Daddy/Mommy

7% Owner

7% Brat tamer

6% Master/Mistress

5% Primal (Hunter)

5% Rope bunny

4% Sl+ve

3% Sadist

2% Degrader

0% Ageplayer

0% Brat

0% Degradee

0% Little

0% Masochist

0% Pet

0% Primal (Prey)

Thanks for reading this profile.

Alan

Truth or Dare? So here's the deal...You get to ask me *5 Questions!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (that's the "truth" part) ....now I dare you to re-post this and see what people ask you......

TIME WASTERS.....

James.

Lives in Luton (so it says). Profile pics he looks like a male escort. Don't go near. Scammer who wants to share your bank account to have his wage put into it as he has not got one of his own. Have photos. Deals in Crypto. Be warned!

Chubby04

Don't fall for the hairy chest. He is a player! Has deleted his account. Only chats on Telegram. says he is 20 and at Loughborough Uni. I have a face pic!

I'm.

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Newcub80.

Arranged a time and date no show. When l asked him why? He ignored my message. I have a Face picture.

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james41:

Sets up meetings then blocks you. Time waster. Keep clear.

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matty099007.

Makes arrangements and then disappears.

Don't trust him. Still waiting for a reason why he did it.

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codfather500

He is a time waster. Made arrangements to visit when he didn't want to come even though he was challenged about where he was.

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Sexyman7.

Don't bother he is a time waster. Talks the talk but he will waste your time.

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