'Im not perfect, but I'm fun, friendly, and filthy. I'm not looking for perfect people either, I'm looking for people who I have a connection with as this is what makes the sex so much better, who wants to fuck someone who they want rid of straight after? guy decent clean and enjoy sex.I have various interests travel eating out concerts theatre and of course sex and more sex cant get enough cock.Im looking for gay bi masc guys sorry not into camp cd,s or tv,s like a man guess you could say a mans man.Like hairy guys If you like what you see/read then wink me, if I wink back then we can go from there.
- I no longer engage in endless messaging with no chance of a meet.
- If I say I’ll meet, I will.
- If your profile is devoid of any information and photos then I’m unlikely to respond. I understand the need for discretion but give me something to go on! Likewise with messages.
- I can contact via WhatsApp if you prefer.
- And finally, pic collectors or people who haven’t got the balls or capability to actually meet, don’t even bother and jog on to the porn channels instead and have a good pull on your cock.
Sorry if this all sounds blunt but my last attempt on here did my head in with all the flakiness.
NOTES FOR MEN INTERESTED IN MEETING ME:
It wasn't my intention to end up writing one of the longest profiles on FabGuys, but this introduction has gradually grown into a rather exhaustive spiel based on my continuing experiences of the site; good, bad and everything in-between. I have certainly encountered many walks of life on here. It's quite a leveller! I guess the one thing that unites us all is an enjoyment of gay sex, whether that be actually having it or just fantasizing about it in too many cases.
I get a considerable amount of appreciative comments from fellow Fabbers who recognise and empathise with the scenarios I have described. But it also generates some criticism too, presumably when it touches a raw nerve! It's been described by one keyboard warrior as; "narcissistic" and "silly". Another asked; "having read your profile, do I pass to the next stage of the interview process?". All I can say to those who don't like it; nobody is making you read it! So please spare me your vitriol. Are you sure you want to continue?
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch." See less
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